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01x15 - Valentine's Meal

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

01x15 - Valentine's Meal

Post by bunniefuu »

oh hello there Mr Slater has asked us to

run his new restaurant and we're just

expecting a delivery of fresh fish

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excuse me look at my face

well what are you going to do about it

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don't do that

if you don't mind I'm expecting a fresh

fish delivery from the fishmonger

oh no it's you too is it

you're expert well where's the fish

you haven't caught any yet but why not

because we've got up late well didn't

you set your alarm clock he turned it

off why did you turn it off

it wakes you up look today is a very

important day for our five-star

restaurant shesu because the very

important restaurant critic Maxine

gastro is coming here for lunch and

she's a very close friend of Mr Slater's

so if she doesn't get a nice fresh fish

to eat I'm gonna get the sack

you'll go and catch some well have you

got any bait

what's that for catfish

foreign

what's that for

tuna

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don't tell me

soul

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be careful

oh what's Mr Slater hello sir what's

that Mrs Castro's going to be here any

minute if she doesn't get five star

service I'll get the sack oh he's gone

oh no it's Mrs Castro's she's early

quick take this walkie-talkie and

contact me as soon as you catch a fish

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[Applause]

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welcome to Shay Sue please enter

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oh

what Mrs Castro you're all right I'm so

sorry

Slater will hear about this oh the food

had better be good I fancy a nice piece

of fish so do I just make yourself at

home and Sue will welcome you

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foreign

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I've got a head waiter to take your

order in the meantime a little bread

oh

thank you Mademoiselle oh no thank you

Mercier hello hello hello can you hear

me of course I can well where are you

standing next to you hey hold on Sue

what do you mean you're standing next to

me it's me Sue I'm right yeah wait a

minute Sue what do you mean it's me Sue

I'm right

oh Johnny won't get that fish order very

quickly where's the waiter

hey

as gastro's ready to order Richard I'll

be right with you Mrs gastro

um how may I be of service Madoff

tell me is there any fish on the menu

today uh that's a very good question

foreign

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hmm

you know that rock salmon is a dogfish

it happens to be one of my favorites oh

so I'm very partial to a nice Soul have

you any soul today uh I'll have to find

out for you Mrs Castro

or do I have to phone Mr Slater uh no uh

one Soul coming up it'd better be

oh don't worry Mrs Castro your soul

won't be too long in the meantime do

have some more bread

oh

Mercy beaucoup oh bless you I'll get you

a tissue

hello hello come in can you hear me oh

hello

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don't just say hello say something

have you caught anything

yes

yes

have you caught Lots

lots and lots well done we'll bring

everything you've caught to the

restaurant

yes everything and hurry up

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[Applause]

where's my soul it's on its way Mrs

Castro meanwhile is there anything else

I can get for you

have some more red

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full bread

some bread

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lovely bread

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another basket of bread where's my soul

I'm expecting it any minute Mrs Castro

oh it's just arrived this I have to see

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these are our exclusive fishmongers

and sweep have you got my fish so

today show Mrs gastro her soul

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what's the meaning of this letter with

the soul of an old boot where's

the fish

what do you mean what fish

you didn't catch any fish you didn't

Jenny fish you didn't catch any fish

they didn't catch any fish

well what did you catch

hold on

oh no I expect you're going to phone Mr

Slater oh indeed I am

I must have lost my purse when I tripped

over getting out of the taxi and you're

too worthy fisherman sotty and sweeper

founded and returned it safely to me

indeed you have I must phone Mr Slater

and tell him what a brilliant restaurant

this is well done boys yes top job sutty

what's for dinner well there's no fish

oh

what a shame but as a reward I am

treating you all to fish and chips I

know a brilliant chippy come on

[Applause]

thank you

now that is what I call the perfect fish

in the perfect batter

IES

plus the bread please sutty

now Richard's just like our fish well

and truly battered

bye bye everybody

bye bye

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