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01x17 - Ring the Alarm

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

01x17 - Ring the Alarm

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[Music]

thank you very much come back we'll see

you this afternoon thank you so much

[Music]

oh hello officer shuttleworth hello

hello

uh where are you going with all that

money oh this oh it's today's takings oh

yes it is and it needs to be safely

stored away or you could become

unwitting victims of crime there's

reports of disaffected yields in the

area causing a disturbance but I'm here

to keep an eye out oh don't worry

officer shuttleworth as soon as we get

home we're locking this money straight

into the cash box good thinking young

lady thank you officer yeah you're

welcome Cheerio then bye

[Music]

have made lots of money today boy we

certainly haven't we how much money have

you got there so

one two three four pounds well I've got

one two three so if we add three and

four to okay

no just leave them next to Sue's because

we need to add three and four together

and three and four

even next to Seuss three and

told you that time didn't I smarty pants

leave them there have had a good day

Richard we certainly have do you know Mr

Slater is going to be really pleased

when he comes back from holiday and sees

how much money we've made we need to put

this somewhere really safe uh hang on a

minute where are the keys for Mr

Slater's cash boxer

oh no I can't find the keys to the cash

box check it out your pocket switches

all right

sweep it's no good we've got to face

facts I've lost the keys for Mr Slater's

cash box oh sorry sweep what really

worries me

get out of there sweet John you have to

go that dog he really will

they're not in my back pocket I know

that sausage brain look just put this

money somewhere safe go on see what

really worries me Sue is security

there's lots of money here what we need

is a burglar alarm system for this

Caravan and we need it now see what you

can find on the internet soon

oh it's a local Farm it says they give

24-hour service and they're ready to

respond at the click of a button Bingo

Ringo right click the button Sue

oh no I might have guessed it's you two

isn't it don't tell me

you're experts

security you know my alarm Bell's

already ringing right let's get this

straight you two are going to fit an

alarm system that means that nobody is

going to get to this money

go on then

[Music]

what are you doing up there and look

just be careful what's that great big

thing

it's an alarm Bell but just be careful

with it or you'll drop a clanger

[Music]

this must be a really big alarm system

what are they up to wish they'd put me

in the picture

[Music]

how much longer will this banging

be going on for

excuse me how much longer will a

banging be going on for

eign

how much longer will that banging be

going on for ah oh so do you stop the

water stop it

oh thank you very much that's terrific

I'm soaking wet and I've got nothing to

read now

oh thank you oh

the alarm system is now ready for

demonstration hey you've installed a

complicated system of tripwires and

traps designed to catch anyone that

touches them wow well come on then let

me see

oh I see you can only turn it off with

that keypad

that's very clever I like it hang on a

minute though how are we going to avoid

all these tripwires

your assistant will now give us a

demonstration hey

[Music]

oh that was brilliant sweet brilliant go

back and show us that again come on

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thanks to City security the Caravan is

now fully protected

what hey

in fact everywhere is protected

what does that mean

s

[Music]

it

intruder alert Intruder Alert

s

those frisky boys

[Music]

this is one of my favorite pastimes

making simple models

[Music]

intruder alert intruder alert

self-destructure activated

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ER hello Mr Slater oh yeah should we

ever so pleased with the amount of money

we made today oh yes oh no don't worry

it's not in the cash box I'm guarding

the money personally oh no don't worry

the Caravan is now fully alarmed yeah

I'll see you tomorrow yeah

oh he's gone oh oh well let's see what's

on the telly

what is going on

[Music]

I get it and sweep security

cameras I've got to sort this out

[Music]

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I'll take this thank you very much

I am gonna turn this alarm off once and

for all

[Music]

we won't be needing this anymore thank

you did anyone see me

you want to have some buffoon hadn't

stopped on the keypad huh

everything

[Music]

excuse me

[Applause]

give yourself up

no officer it's not me you need it's

shut it hey

well now I'm all Sutter is this a joke

no I have note

I have no choice but to take you into

custody because that's activated custard

activated

custard activated

disgusted activated

this seems to be a very large amount of

money you have without your person no

officer remember you see I lost the keys

come on love

you know you're not painting a very good

picture of yourself love

[Music]

you're right Sochi it looks like Richard

has been caught red-handed

bye bye everybody bye bye

[Music]

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