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01x24 - Monkey Day

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

01x24 - Monkey Day

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scene is in the depths of the South

American rainforest our hero the

Intrepid Adventurer Indiana has

been captured by a mad gorilla who wants

him for his dinner

[Music]

how will our courageous Explorer escape

the clutches of Doom

Indiana

[Music]

bow to hit Supremacy have been armed

with his water p*stol

just when Indiana city thought he had

defeated the gorillas another Savage

Beast emerges through the undergrowth

what's that

boy will you not stop messing around I'm

supposed to be running Mr Slater's new

crazy Golf Course

we resisted it's like being in the

middle of a jungle here it's amazing yes

I'm not surprised there's hardly any

customers here with you playing around

come on

things are a bit quiet today Richard

they certainly are soup it's head office

it's Mr Slater hello Mr Slater yes I am

here at the jungle crazy golf but things

are quiet what get some customers or

I'll get the sack but oh he's gone oh

what am I gonna do

what's that you've got an idea

everyone who know who gets to the final

Hall on the crazy golf wins a bar of

chocolate hey that should attract some

customers

yes you're right sweep everybody does

like chocolate this idea could really

work right I think we need to get some

chocolate delivered and I know exactly

who'll deliver it let's call Matt snacks

[Music]

oh look at that

yes you're right it's me Matthew Corbett

if you don't recognize me ask your mum

and dad you know 25 years of being a

television presenter and now I'm a van

driver

life can be very cruel

morning sir oh push you look familiar

yes and you look strangely familiar as

well did we uh you did I did we did I

ever

I got some chocolate to deliver

what a very nice man

oh

hello oh hello can you sign for this

please gosh you look familiar no don't

you start hello

I look familiar oh not you too do you

know something the last time I saw you

two I got squirted in the face with

water as a matter of fact I got squirted

in the face with water quite often I

hope you've got some new jokes

at least it's not water

thank you I'll take that there's your

chocolate I'm off and this is why I had

to retire

thank you

talk about a trip down memory lane

bye bye everybody

bye bye

he looks even more familiar with that

pie in his face

[Music]

no no

oh well done you two okay go and collect

your chocolate

[Music]

hello boys oh business is booming Mr

Slater's gonna be really pleased with me

do you know giving chocolate away was a

great idea City how can I ever thank you

well how about giving us a chocolate bar

oh come on Richard come here can we oh

all right

[Music]

the chocolate oh

shirt you you've scoffed a lot I'm so

disappointed in you oh no I haven't

[Applause]

oh no no I haven't

prove it all right I will

watch this

hello is that the yellow bear detective

agency yes this is Richard calling from

Slater's holidays and we have had a

serious chocolate burglary I need you to

send over your two finest detectives

they'll be over right away fantastic

[Music]

oh no it's not you two is it

you're from the yellow bear detective

agency oh

you're Sherlock and he's Dr Watson

doctor wants it what's the problem but

you know what the problem is you

we've had some chocolate stolen and I

need to find out who's taking it you'll

look for some Clues ah now this is very

impressive this will certainly prove

that I had nothing to do with taking

that chocolate

what are you doing

you're gonna take some fingerprints

you're gonna be taking it

what do you want me to do with this

just open it

[Music]

this is what you call an open and shut

case well this will prove that I'm in it

suddy what are you doing so what are you

doing with that what are you doing City

I believe this hey my fingerprint's

taken by the great Sherlock we don't

need another one do we both need another

one so deep

so what does this tell you then

I've got to wash my fingers

well I don't think this proves anything

does it so what are you doing you're

supposed to be looking for fingerprints

that match the thief that put the

chocolate don't believe this but

what

it's me it's not me

I am completely

what do you need those sporty City

dear I can't believe Richard would eat

all that chocolate and then leave all

this rubbish oh yeah what a mess so over

my Paws oh

another gorilla model gosh I haven't

seen this one before

[Music]

I'm telling you Sherlock City you've got

the wrong man I am not the chocolate

fish

hang on a minute look at those Paws oh

covered in chocolate oh Richard

no I put it to you madam

I put it to you madam that you are the

chocolate Thief what I thought that

chocolate Thief I've Just Seen A giant

gorilla and it was holding a clip

you don't believe this rubbish do you

Sherlock City you do hey and you're

going to set a trap to catch the gorilla

but there is no gorilla

oh no there isn't

I don't believe this oh come on Richard

I'll show you that I'm telling the truth

oh

there's no sign of a gorilla anywhere

soon oh honestly Richard he was just

here

[Music]

hmm

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oh that old joke it's behind me

it's behind me

oh

no

no no no no

no no

no no no no no no no no no no no no no

no no

[Music]

you're right Sherlock city has caught a

seat oh well done

it's not a real gorilla then then who is

it

[Music]

delivery van driver yes and I would have

got away with it if it hadn't been for

you lot what on Earth were you up to

well it was just

monkeying around

monkeying around to get it monkey I

didn't like the stuff he did

so have you eaten all the chocolate no

of course not it's here but if I were

you I wouldn't eat that because it is

off off

oh smell it all right

[Laughter]

have a heart city wash him off

sorry I'm sorry Richard another 25 years

you could be quite good at this would

you like to do it can I do it it would

be a pleasure bye bye everybody bye bye

see you again

[Music]

thank you