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01x33 - When It Rains It Pours!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

01x33 - When It Rains It Pours!

Post by bunniefuu »

and the dripping

wait a minute it's dripping

oh no the fruit's leaking

[Applause]

hmm

[Music]

the rain's leaking into the bathroom

oh

goodness me there's a leak in here as

well

the pan's filling up fast well you

better fetch another one from the

kitchen suite

when richard finds out the caravan's

leaking he's not going to be very happy

the rain makes him grumpy at the best of

times yes that's true

what is it sweet

you found a leak in the kitchen

not that sort of leak sausage free

yeah that should keep richard happy

i am not happy i think i spoke too soon

oh hello you know i hate the

rain hello oh hello g*ng mr slater's

having closed the park that rain is

torrential yes it is you know i can

still hear the sound of rain in my ears

it's almost like it's raining in here

it is there's a hole in the bedroom

ceiling all right what did you just say

there's a hole in the bedroom ceiling oh

no

[Music]

that's all we need a leaky roof on a

rainy day

you put the pans there to catch the rain

well that's very good but what are you

going to do when they fill up

well that's no good is it we're going to

have to call the repair man come on

mind you i'm not sure a repairman's

going to want to come out on a miserable

day like this no hey

you'll fix the leaks

[Music]

you're experts oh no we've heard that

before

you'll start with the leak in the

bedroom and you'll fix the leak in the

bathroom what leak in the bathroom

excellent boys get to it i'm gonna be in

one leak in the bath this gets worse

richard all you do is moan moan moan now

will fix it so come on it's only a

little bit of rain but i hate the rain

soo it's so

wet

[Music]

so

[Music]

so

[Music]

oh

[Music]

just hang on

[Music]

well at least you plug the hole in the

ceiling richard will be pleased but how

are you going to fix the leak in the

bathroom

[Music]

one more splat should do it oh good

oh i can't wait to have a drip-free bath

okay here we go then three

two

one

oh dear sorry sweet are you all right

you got splattered

but he was aiming for a big drip

[Music]

cheer up richard at least it's not

raining indoors thanks to sweets

repairs so i don't want to spend the

whole afternoon cooped up in the caravan

hey

why don't we play charades oh yes

wonderful i do love a good game of

charades

oh go on richard it'll be fun oh all

right anything to help pass the time

but you have to promise to stop moaning

richard you've been a right moaning mini

i have not been a moaning mini

in fact i bet you can't make it through

charades without moaning about something

of course i can

do you promise yes all right i promise

just listen to that terrible pounding

richard hey oh not moaning

good now so do you go first remember the

rules suddenly's got to act out a job

and we all have to guess what kind of

job it is okay off you go

um

swaying

uh a sea captain

well city i'm stumped come on what are

you supposed to be

a bus driver

hey

who's a circus clown in his spare time

a bus driver who's a circus clown in his

spare time less of the bowing that's

ridiculous how are any of us supposed to

get that now now richard remember your

promise

no moaning oh of course sorry moaning me

no

just listen to that awful

not moaning not moaning

what's going

oh on now there's a leak in the kitchen

ceiling richard your promise my promise

no moaning but there's a ceiling come on

now richard promises a promise is a

promise oh yes i promise as a promise is

a promise i mean why should i moan i can

stand here and eat my lunch can't i

whoever cared about a sprinkling of

water i mean who cares if there's a

great downpour of water we don't mean

either let me i just love it and who

cares if i can eat my moment mr smash

the bread is soggy i can have a salad in

fact i can even wash the salad myself i

can have a shower see it's great i can

drink my coffee but if it's too hot i

can k*ll it it can cool it down who

cares it's just water and if i want to

read the paper it's all good i can check

the weather forecast oh look at that

it's going to rain that's absolutely

brilliant because i just love it me it's

absolutely brilliant i'm not moaning at

all in fact i'm going to phone the

plumber right now

hello is that the plumber hello yes can

you come around to fix our league three

months oh that's no problem no i'm not

being sarcastic you take your time

goodbye see i'm not moaning me not

moaning at all so can i just have one

tiny minty witchy little moan please yes

we will allow you one richard yeah i

don't want to draw attention to this

hormone but there's a huge hole in the

ceiling

[Applause]

oh

it's so wet in here we may as well be

outside do you know what

you might be right

[Music]

uh

[Music]

what

[Music]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Music]

come on everybody we're open again come

on in

everyone

well playing in the rain was fun but i'm

really glad it's sunny again yes i agree

with you and from now on i am not going

to moan about a drop of water

bye bye everybody

bye

[Music]

bye