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01x34 - Disco Disco!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

01x34 - Disco Disco!

Post by bunniefuu »

there yo it's latest Cisco I'm here to

say

everybody

get dancing shovel

what do you think Sue do you think my

rapping will get the crowds going yes

going home hey look just play some

decent music you can borrow mine if you

like I've got Justin Bieber The Wanted

One Direction oh don't worry Sue I've

got my retro CD collection it's the best

music ever oh hello I'm organizing a

children's disco for Mr Slater mind you

he's told me if I don't do a good job

we'll give me the sack and I'm a bit

worried guess what I've got helping me

see what I mean careful with that smoke

machine boys

[Music]

you don't know how give it here I'll try

my nose sorry Richard there's a big red

button on the top see if you can turn it

off

well at least my precious CD collection

is undamaged hey what collection my

retro collection of CDs to play at the

Disco oh look at this my Priceless

Bewitched CD my musical Heroes sir La

Vie right anyway I've got to go and

fetch the children can I trust you a lot

to set everything up

you're expert well I'll be back soon to

disco down

[Music]

boys you can help me test the microphone

we need to make sure it's loud enough

I'll say some words and you let me know

if you can hear me got it

good

Mary had a little lamb his fleece was

white as snow and everywhere that Mary

went the lamb was sure to go

[Music]

to school

[Music]

right all aboard

hello sir oh yes I'm just on my way

right this minute to fetch the children

of the train hey don't forget my

trainees head training oh he's gone

right I better get a move on

say your true say to me yeah

[Music]

the rocket

you're trying to sell retro well you

sound like you've got ants in your pants

give me the microphone I'll show you how

it's done oh yes

who says it's time to Pump Up the Volume

[Music]

[Music]

dance dance

[Music]

[Music]

it's just the words

foreign

[Music]

I mean your disco is really smoking hey

oh no what happened Helen sutty sweet

blew up the speakers yes

soon told you to Pump Up the Volume so I

was singing bone brain I didn't want you

to actually Pump Up the Volume

[Music]

oh no

look at all this mess we can't have a

disco in here now there's no chance of

any music now the sound system's blown

up oh dear hey give you a few minutes to

fix it really if study says he can fix

it he can reach him you just keep the

children occupied for a bit and when

it's all ready I'll give you the nod

okay oh okay but please don't let me

down boys

[Music]

right everybody back on the train please

but we were just gonna enjoy a little

train ride just to get you all in the

Disco mood

oh no all these children have come for a

disco and if they don't get one I'm

gonna get the sack for sure

oh

[Music]

here we go

[Music]

we're not ready yet

[Music]

okay Richard you can stop now oh my

goodness for that boys and girls can I

have your attention please it gives me

great pleasure to declare cities disco

officially open

[Applause]

the city fix the sound system no Richard

how can we have a disco without a sound

system because we don't need a sound

system Richard you'll see but but soon

[Music]

that's why they don't need a sound

system they're playing instruments

genius

[Music]

style

oh this is amazing how did you

arrange it all you made a few phone

calls well I'm having the best time and

I forgive you for blowing up the CD

player even if it means I don't get to

hear Bewitched I do get to hear

Bewitched what do you mean

he made a few extra phone calls hey

[Applause]

[Music]

boys

[Music]

foreign

[Music]

[Music]

oh

no not again

[Music]

foreign

[Music]

[Music]

say to me

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

you're sorry about all the disasters oh

don't worry as Bewitched would say

celery

[Music]

bye bye everybody

[Music]

foreign

[Applause]