01x35 - Jungle Golf

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Jungle Golf

the scene is in the depths of the south

american rainforest our hero the

intrepid adventure of indiana city has

been captured by a mad gorilla who wants

him for his dinner

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how will our courageous explorer escape

the clutches of doom

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superhuman strength indiana city breaks

free but

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another savage beast emerges through the

undergrowth

boy will you not stop messing around i'm

supposed to be running mr slater's new

crazy golf course oh sorry richard we

couldn't resist it it's like being in

the middle of a jungle here it's amazing

yes i'm not surprised there's hardly any

customers here with you playing around

come on

Chocolate Delivery

things are a bit quiet today richard

they certainly are sue

it's head office it's mr slater

hello mr slater yes i am here at the

jungle crazy golf but things are quiet

what get some customers or i'll get the

sack but oh he's gone oh what am i gonna

do

what's that city

you've got an idea everyone who gets to

the final hole on the crazy golf wins a

bar of chocolate hey that should attract

some customers

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yes you're right sweep everybody does

like chocolate this idea could really

work right i think we need to get some

chocolate delivered and i know exactly

who'll deliver it let's call matt snacks

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yes you're right it's me matu corvette

if you don't recognize me ask your mum

and dad

you know 25 years of being a television

presenter and now i'm a van driver

life can be very cruel

good morning sir oh gosh you look

familiar yes and you look strangely

familiar as well

did we uh use did i

did we

did i ever

i got some chocolate to deliver

what a very nice man

hello oh hello can you sign for this

please gosh you look familiar oh don't

you start

hello

i look familiar not you two do you know

something the last time i saw you two i

got squirted in the face with water as a

matter of fact i got squirted in the

face with water quite often

i hope you've got some new jokes

at least it's not water

thank you i'll take that there's your

chocolate i'm off and this is why i had

to retire

thank you

talk about a trip down memory lane

bye bye everybody

bye bye

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he looks even more familiar with that

pie on his face

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well done you two okay go and collect

your chocolate

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hello boys

oh business is booming mr slater's gonna

be really pleased with me do you know

giving chocolate away was a great idea

sweetie how can i ever thank you well

how about giving us a chocolate bar

oh come on richard can you can we oh

all right

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the chocolate oh richard you've scoffed

a lot i'm so disappointed in you oh no i

haven't

[Applause]

oh no i haven't

prove it all right i will

watch this

hello

is that the yellow bear detective agency

yes this is richard calling from status

Chocolate Thief

holidays and we have had a serious

chocolate burglary i need you to send

over your two finest detectives they'll

be over right away fantastic

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oh no it's not you two is it

you're from the yellow bear detective

agency oh

you're sherlock and he's doctor

what's it

doctor what's it

what's the problem but do you know what

the problem is you

we've had some chocolate stolen and i

need to find out who's taking it

you look for some clues ah now this is

very impressive this will certainly

prove that i had nothing to do with

taking that chocolate

what are you doing

you're going to take some fingerprints

whose fingerprints are going to be

taking it

what do you want me to do with this

just open it just open it hey this is

what you call an open and shut case

well this will prove the nine minutes

what are you doing

what are you doing with that so

what are you doing

don't believe this having my

fingerprints taken by the great sherlock

soda we don't need another one do we

need another one

so what does this tell you then

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i've got to wash my fingers

well i don't think this proves anything

does it suddenly what are you doing

you're supposed to be looking for

fingerprints that match the thief that

put the chocolate

don't believe this but

what

it's me it's dog meat

i am completely

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silly what do you need those thoughts

oh dear i can't believe richard would

eat all that chocolate and then leave

all this rubbish

oh yeah what a mess it's all over my

paws

another gorilla model

gosh i haven't seen this one before

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this one's real and he's got chocolate

i'm telling you sure look you've

got the wrong man i am not the chocolate

thing

hang on a minute

look at those pores oh

covered in chocolate oh richard no

i put it to you man

i put it to you madam that you are the

chocolate thief what i've got that

chocolate thief i've just seen a giant

gorilla and it was holding a chocolate

bar

you don't believe this rubbish to your

sherlock saute

you do

hey are you going to set a trap to catch

the gorilla

but there is no gorilla

oh no there is it

i don't believe this oh come on richard

i'll show you that i'm telling the truth

The Missing Gorilla

there's no sign of a gorilla anywhere

soon oh honestly richard he was just

here

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hmm

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it's behind me

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oh

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you're right sherlock has caught

the fish oh well done

it's not a real gorilla then who

is it

the familiar delivery van driver yes and

i would have got away with it if it

hadn't been for you lot what on earth

were you up to

well i was just

monking around

monkey around and get it smoking

i didn't like this stuff he did

so have you eaten all the chocolate no

of course not it's here

but if i were you

i wouldn't eat that

because

it is off off

earth smell it all right

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have a heart city wash him off

oh sorry i'm sorry richard another 25

years you could be quite good at this

would you like to do it can i do it it

would be a pleasure

bye bye everybody bye bye

nice to see you again

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bye