02x03 - Water Sports

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well it's early in the morning so early

that suti is still fast asleep Shh

let's not disturb him oh and sue is fast

asleep - bless her little cotton socks

I wonder what sweeps up - oh well well

well surprise surprise he's asleep - how

do you like that a matching set

sweep and soos are all fast asleep

unfortunately the piece will not last

because it is about to be shattered by a

dreadful spooky ghostly moaning noise

listen well it's certainly working sweep

up and there it is again

it's you forgive me sweep the willies

he's going to wake come on

sleepyhead

says sweep listen to this dreadful

spooky ghostly moaning noise so she

finds it difficult to shake the sleep

from his head he rubs his eyes and but

wait here it comes again oh dear it

looks if they've both got the willies

now let's go wake sue to sweep ok says

and before you can say dreadful

spooky ghostly moaning noise - on their

way but even as they are on their way

that horrible spooky noise happens again

and stir sue from her slumber

the dreadful spooky ghostly moaning

noise you're right swish what are you

what are you making that noise was it

you but in that case we must go

and report this measure to Matthew come

on let's go and find him Matthew Matthew

hello oh he's not here is he Abed suti

he's not at his desk is he sweet noise

again Matthew that's you hello hello oh

there's no sign of him you're right

sweep the suti what do you think is

making that dreadful noise oh you're

right

so she says it's probably a creaking

door or next door's cat stuck up a tree

you're right there really is no need for

us to be frightened at all you're not

frightened and neither you win that case

none of us are frightened are we Matthew

Matthew are you here he's not here sweep

he's not there either

this is most odd I wonder why on earth

he can be huh a ghost could have got him

a ghost oh don't be stupid City there

are no such things as ghosts are there

sweep

hello hello oh no he's not in here boys

come look for yourself

what sweep Matthew never comes in our

bar huh

you're right sweet he's too big I know

that oh I know where he'll be the one

place in the house we haven't looked

see there he is in all his natural glory

right let's hope those are pictures

again then please maestro after 4 and ha

ha

congratulations Vanessa my god I'm gonna

kick you Mia I know it's me this is my

bathroom what are you doing in here you

sleep yeah the noise it's dreadful

spooky ghostly moaning noise you're

kidding that sounds awful sue it was and

still is because it seems the noise was

your singing all the time he hears me

thinking I was in good voice as well

well I'm glad we so did that business

out all the way how would you mind

telling me what that is in your bath

what where oh this this well this is

simp this is my speedboat actually soup

speedboat Oh Matthew let's you're

playing with toys in the bar that you're

a ah well it's not exactly a toy T this

is a scale model of the boat that I used

to ski behind when I was younger

can I squeeze your kid swim of course I

can hours Brill you know people used to

come from miles around just to watch me

well I didn't know you could ski either

Matthew 13 oh yes absolutely fact I'm so

good anything to do with what did you

know somehow I feel at home in the water

sort of at one with it anything to do

with water sports I was there you know

people used to say I was so

fantastically good that I must be half

man

and half fish they had a a nickname

which they use with great affection what

was that Cod face Corbett I was very

touched

yes I think there still are oh come on

boys let's leave cod face it's time we

got washed yeah it's time that I got out

as well where's that towel I noticed the

towel is not for me by the way yeah it's

for you sometimes I have to bite my

tongue you know Matthew has such a big

head

I was so fantastic clean George people

you should travel from miles around to

see me skiing a likely story huh now

caught face Corbett that bit I do

believe but I bet it was hopeless at

water sport what sweet what exactly is a

water sport well it's a any activity or

game which has to do with water

you know like him yes like water polo

that's right so tea that's a game you

can play on land or in the water you

thought of another one well what is it

sweet oh you'll show us what is that

water go I'll sweep you are silly Billy

you thought of another what you were

what is it so T oh don't tell me water

cricket so T you're as bad as sweep

listen there are no such games is water

golf on water cricket but I wish there

were that's quite good fun aren't they

come on let's play those were the days

when cod faced Corbett rule the waves do

you know I love water which is why I'm

gonna have a glass full now

gives me Cheers nice French fresh water

what is the matter is the wrong

look at that flippin Pratap's packed up

now but a funny feeling this could be a

very expensive glass of water where's

that letter from the plumber it's in

this drawer sir

oh I've got it I'm gonna have to get the

plumber in now just a minute it's a very

long telephone number oh no that's his

last bill last bill G well in that no I

didn't think so that I'll better get him

anyway can't come before November 1997

oh hi City what what am i doing I'm

ringing the plumber what you want the

telephone what do mean you want the

telephone what what are you doing I'm

trying to ring the plumber it's not

necessary of course it's necessary

what's this what is this water plumbing

service chief engineer city chief

engineer hang on a minute studentid does

this mean that you are a plumber you a

plumber I feel have been here before

all right look if you are a plumber then

you better sort my problem out go and

sort it out go on whereabouts is a

stopcock there no it's be down there

some I grab your tools and go see if you

can find it don't sort the problem out

give me a code face hi Sue hi T well

he's a plumber Caesar I got a few

problems with my waterworks he's having

look at my stop con oh dear are you sure

this is wise Matthew what why why well

studying water together ah you could

have a point there I think you probably

are right I better get him back again

for the city were you down there

happening do you mind what look at that

what city look forget it forget it can

you come back up here please forget

about it you obviously don't know

anything about plumbing which is

surprising really considering your

little squirt and it seemed that you're

a big drip to Matthew oh very punishing

very punny indeed would you come up here

please city look just forget about that

I'm gonna get myself a proper plumber

okay on the phone I'm gonna bring one up

now won't be necessary

what about see that Mitch what this

wrench here why I'll fix the plumbing

for you you certainly why not well I've

seen studying plumbing at night school

for some time you don't have to be a

genius just took a few pipes together

which is just as well since most

plumbers are men what Oh Charlie well

well alright then be my guest I mean

just do the plumbing do me a full

plumbing service I can't wait to watch

soon well I hate to disappoint you King

card well that's exactly what you're not

going to do now you stay I go you go

I'll plumb have it your own way so even

if very certain all of a sudden oh well

alright but well where will I go to well

please yourself

oh and take Satya sweet - I'm not having

them looking over my shoulder

hello where are we going to go - well

since you're so brilliant at watersports

why don't you nip down to the

waterskiing rag and watch some skiing

who knows yeah they may all be fans of

cod face Courbet's them back to be sooo

you are a little judgy face you are

that's a great idea you come here sir t

come on in sleep come down here come

with us

you lot as well follow cod face you know

this was a great idea of Sue's for us to

come down here while she stays behind

doing the plumbing

ah do you know it's like a like a trip

down memory lane for me this look at

that look see that look

it looks very difficult oh yes you see

it doesn't look difficult but that's the

trick you see that is that is what they

do they make it look difficult but

actually actually it is easy peasy lemon

squeezy could I do that couldn't I do

that sweet sweet you're talking here -

can't face Corbett king of the waves of

corpuses I could do that backwards

there is going around the corner ha ha

ha they always fault in the book Z

leaning back too far

you shouldn't lean back that far I would

never you never kept me leaning back

that far and their periods come in with

it you see that little dip there yes

well it's a common fault not one that I

I had make a course and well you know

he's not doing too badly oh there he

goes and Lisa oh look at that

ah Oh won't happen Seager rolling he sat

down on that one I mean Owen I wouldn't

never never sit down

you see he's coming out there in he's a

little bit tense I wouldn't do that at

all as a matter of fact when I used to

do the things like they're well off no

we do them backwards answer gonna left

me oh I just have to do without the

benefit of my vast experience and

knowledge willing

thankfully

you see is it Billy over there

when he sees me you doesn't do these

people have to do all this it why is he

troubling in a straight line for

goodness sake cut it cut he got a

straight line

it's one of easiest things in the world

all you get are now you see he's

obviously hurt me

it hurt me and now he's driving in a

straight line did you see him before he

was going side to side

I don't know you'll never catch me going

side to side

yeah it's disappeared completely what

sweet you want to take a photo of me

let's codswallop Corbett it's Cod fete

Corbett Ashley sweep it's no point

really I mean I'm not really dressed and

I want to I want to wet soon some skis

that's something

what hey a water ski look at that and a

wetsuit where do you get these things

from sweet you borrowed them what can

you take the photo what all right look

I'm gonna get change into these things I

see you down by the waters edge all

right terrific hey sweet okay this is a

nicely oh hang on hang on

I better hang on to the ear thingy see

ya Torro thingy that's it okay uh excuse

me excuse come here now I know what

you're thinking you're thinking that any

second now the boat is gonna start up

and pour me into the middle of the water

hey no chance you're absolutely wrong

because there is no one in the vote

since everybody's gone for lunch so

they're never there

okay sweet fire away

right all right I know didn't get out

after tally it's my fault is it I've

been boasting again the truth is I can't

water-skier to law however one thing I

do know at least can water-ski

that's one thing for sure look

in shorts whoo I made a complete a

complete nerd that's the word I'm

looking for that although I made a

complete nerd of myself very muscle

exaggerating Matthews yeah I know you're

right so I am sucked by the way what

about switching his scheme that was

fantastic City where did you learn to

ski like that you're just a natural is

it one with the water

oh poor Matthew you don't seem to have

had much luck with water today no I

haven't really su I mean first of all it

was that disaster with all the plumbing

and look here the plumbing sewer I never

asked you about the plumbing I'm

terribly sorry I just forgot how did the

plumbing Oh relax Matthew it's all done

is everything checked over given a clean

bill of health and everything tied it up

and put away

Oh sue that's amazing you little

chuchi face how can I ever thank you

well since you asked

there is one favor you could do me

Matthew right name it sue name it well

this was Sue's favor she wanted to have

a bath in my bath the big bath with lots

water lots of bubbles and all their toys

so here they are I must say you deserve

it after all very complicated plumbing

sue thank you it wasn't very difficult

you know my main problem with in here

what in this room yes but no worries I

fixed a lot on that at least I think I

have good well I think you're a very

very clever little planet and I'm going

to drink a toast to your health

do you know something I love water I

really do Oh No sue it stopped working

again look because this looks

this little second that oh good mind

never mind let's just say fog like

everybody

bye-bye

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