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02x10 - Sooty's Restaurant

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

02x10 - Sooty's Restaurant

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about the presence a things ooh but when

he comes just at normal it's nothing special I mean he's coming now yes

what am I used to do with matcha tea they do say when won't you

shall we not hungry oh you're very quiet

what did you say nothing all right there

we go now have you got something to say you

can't quite remember what should think about it what is it thank you that's right should I cut the

cake Matthew a little bit naughty I mean take it this time in the morning but well it is a

special occasion okay you'll cut it no no nurse we are cut it since I made it okay did I make

it yes we parted she's Matthew such a good cook he makes much better cake than I do

don't forget to so she helped to mix it in your icing well that's a work of art

as well sweet because we didn't have enough money after buying new presents to buy you a cake as well that's right

is a mattre practically we were gonna take you out to a restaurant to celebrate but we all know wada Tartelette never mind

ha holmes as good as any restaurant that's very kind of you to say you've

just given me a most wonderful idea why don't we make our home a restaurant here

[Music] Matthew you can be the chef and all we

do is cook nice easy things and put them on a nice plate they charge the earth

well time flies so they say and on this occasion so did a supermarket trolley

full of food out of the supermarket down the hill across the garden and

gryzzl sweet we know how to shop don't

started to go wrong when we took the corner by the tinned fruit of it how did

you get here we roll down the hill in this train

[Music] well that's everyone accounted for oh

yes except Matthew you're right he was right

what about done I feel arrested sue well almost arrested then I tell you why because of you and that supermarket

trolley you just shot out of the supermarket without paying those pills are not runways they're there to pay out

you know hey Matthew how could I pay noting you what we bought because it's

flying down the high street now look at it not quite actually because the police

are thinking about charging you lot with driving while under the influence of cornflakes oh come on what they probably

won't press charges if we get this lot back to the supermarket quickly that but not as quickly as it came here all right

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thank you for escorting us officer thank you ever again

wait come on you three let off with a warning you'll be glad to know never mind Matthew we've got all the

ingredients for a wonderful menu for the restaurant I'm so excited also still like extremely messy look you

don't know cabbage on your headings sweep I won't say what you got run you look with you all three go and use the

buff and get some cleaner go all three of you go on in the meantime I'll get all this stuff sorted out all they're

getting unpacked actually I think I'll use Sue's kitchen yeah because it's much better equipped than mine if we get a

move on we'll still be able to open this place at the restaurant tonight I'll take the supermarket trolley back

tomorrow can't you look at all

right as it's your birthday but don't blame me if it gets spoiled you are

[Music] doing City you're making yourself a

chef's hat oh my why is the toilet paper round back at all

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what is it really how a nice panda like

me came to have such silly friends with you I'll never know I'm gonna help Matthew prepare the restaurant

you're coming help when you finish playing role bellezza like the mom I

used to make got stolen Oh customers you

no no no too dear wear something you don't know find him

city look at the time where is everybody

there go to the chip shop down the road thank you for those few comforting words

one thing's for sure there's certainly nothing there the first night perhaps

people come tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow I am NOT going through that humiliation

again tomorrow night through we'll have to eat all the food ourselves that means

that we'll be eating spaghetti for months the menu out quickly

sweet you come help me it's a customer

[Music] yeah crazy so nice to see you you come

on you take a seat okay I think your coat that you think of alone yes no I am

actually I'm on my way to the theater and I thought I just have it to use ewings this naked on the way si si

I beg your pardon I'm sorry said we

didn't want you back the accent he said would you like the seed it's a man you say arena he's a

very nice a menu we have is a very nice at the food nothing there catches my pen

yeah do you have a spaghetti carbonara

spaghetti what company seem yurina spaghetti copper get you coming down it he's of

this officiality of the house I can talk her to the ship well I will speak very

slowly could you call the chef and tell him that I would like lots of extra

parmesan launce all the palm feeling rather

peckish there's a spaghetti carbonara would go down very nicely just a little spaghetti topped with a delicious creamy

cheesy sauce so simple but so beautiful lots and lots of Parmesan cheese

sprinkled on top for that extra shitty taste Oh yummy he can't wait Minister D Favre a

speciality of the house how could I tell a customer didn't know what it was lots

of palm trees in it palm trees that's a clue

she must me knows it's a palm tree that you put in drinks and on fruit salad what what do you mean we haven't got any palm sweetie no it must be some kind of

fruit salad if she wants lots of palm trees on it no no no no no no you can't not fruit salad she said spaghetti she

definitely said spaghetti that doesn't go with fruit salad hang on Eric carbonara carbonara what is it what's it

sound like sound like cabbage what carbonara Carver khabar kab CAPA

carbon cap cabbage Tim each that's what it is cabbage cabbage fruit salad okay Toby and palm trees right cabbage

and fruit salad and palm trees and spaghetti cook the spaghetti sue should go get the ingredients together come on a sweet go entertainment lady

come on into anything at all come on sing what's my do what do I do what a great

place so unusual not strange people but endearing definitely endearing like do

have a spaghetti with alluring I do want to be late for the theater and keep the joke wait

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keep still keep still and I'll get it up you there I only want to help you you

poor wounded creature oh we're really getting somewhere now

let's see I see the ingredients be sooo

quick come on quickly we'll be on the want cabbage challenge

take the paper off there oh and groups of tomato sauce because all Italian food have tomato sauce all right tomato sauce

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but you put it in anyway alright go on put it in anyway and some chocolate

you can't a chocolate no look I'm putting my favorite that custard custard

shifted minutes - oh for goodness sake might will put anything in put the palm trees in put the latte put some more

spaghetti in for goodness sake oh look at this state of ease it looks dreadful

well some more chocolate alright we'll put some more chocolate in keep it k*ll me so that's the more custard in shall

we I mean in for a penny in for a pound it's your birthday today and how old are

you you dear little creature [Music]

it must not glady that how do I look [Music]

sorry I didn't hear that hold on okay

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quality ingredients for season feature

as well sweet was that before or after you visited the theater after just about

the turn we were doing all the clearing up and worrying us she was nice she was

also a bit odd let's be fair and I don't think you would have lasted very long living in that castle of her swing but you wanted

to come home yes and we wanted you back sweet yes and now that you are back sweep it's

bedtime for all three of you come on into bed to see that's a good boy settle down it's been a very exciting day come on sweep in Tibet

yes sir McAfee carbonara just being spaghetti with a bit of cream and egg on

to that sue Palmer ban being a sort of cheese yes like what we gave her no it

doesn't surprise me at all now it really is time for bed and sleep oh the sweet sweet happy birthday give me kids

we hope you've enjoyed yourself we see you again soon bye for now [Music]

oh you're drinking this hmm

it's a mug of coffee suit you want to sit I do not know your tip it straight down the sink but what do mean tip it

down the sink I've only just made it it's very I'm enjoying this what's wrong with it well the past few days I've been getting heavily into this book

what is it healthy people eat healthy food published by fiber and fiber well what's that gonna do with my coffee suit

well I'll have you know that coffee contains caffeine a substance which in large quantities is bad for you

it also contains tannin which apart from staining your teeth it's bad for you if there's sugar in your coffee well it's a

little well sugar can cause you've to get fat and that's bad for you milk well yes I put it yes well the milk

contains cholesterol which can give you heart problems so it's of course extremely bad for you so why don't you

just tip it all down the sink I'm amazed that anybody's managed to live this long all right well I'll go make myself a

nice cup of tea instead no no that has an even higher tannin content does it yes

well what about glass of milk I've got a glass of no no no neat Castro some

lemonade loaded with sugar cocoa No can

I drink then soo ah well why not treat your body to a nice clear glass of water water

exactly now off you go I'm going to join 30 and sweep in the bathroom

well since sue is heavily into health foods here's a site which isn't going to

please her so yes we pull their pocket money and bought a large bag mixed sweets and now they're sorting them out

a green jelly baby a licorice log a

chocolate coated topic do I want it no I

most certainly do not [Music] how about a jelly baby no I don't want a

jelly baby either and what's more I strongly recommend that you don't eat that rubbish

yes sweep rubbish eating too many sweets can be very bad for you

enough for a starter there's no quicker way of causing tooth decay all the sugar

in those sweets sticks to your teeth and eats away at them until they get holes in them then you have to go to the

dentist to have them filled then of course there's obesity obesity yes

that's another word for being overweight if you eat this many sweets your body can store up all the sugar and turn it

into fat which can make people overweight and then of course there's all the additives and colorings yes

those different colored sweets how do you suppose they get that color no they

don't paint them they add chemicals to color them there's a lot of concern about additives now some of them are

very very bad for you still if you want to be fat and spotty and list the

dangers of chemical additives then go ahead

well since such an sweep did not want to end up fat and spotty guess what they

did with the sweet that's right in the bathwater [Laughter]

[Music] you know drinking waters all very well

but it doesn't satisfy me like a nice cup of coffee which is why I've made up are you planting spotty no of course

you're not friends how's Subin at you thought so she's incredible see once she gets an

idea in her mind she can easily go over the top she's absolutely fanatical about this health kick now all the health food

think anyways now it's me that's fanatical about breakfast I've drawn up a little menu oh she's coming hello sue

just talk him out to brick first and what we get now that is all right isn't it oh yes of course

Matthew breakfast it's a very important way to start the day indeed it is so which is why I've drawn up a little menu

and we'd like to have fried bacon egg sausage black pudding and two slices of fried bread followed by toast with

butter and marmalade how does that sound great good terrific balling that's fine

what do you what do you mean appalling suit don't you like all those things I like the taste but everyone knows that a

fried breakfast is no good for you no you stay here and I'll go and get you a proper breakfast right oh that's good I

thought for a moment she was gonna say we couldn't have any breakfast at all sweep while still waiting just the

cereal cereal so it's called bear bits

it's a natural wheat cereal feed says soap natural what else do they contain

natural wheat no no Matt you read the ingredients on the side dude all righty Willie says contains natural wheat and

honey there you are - natural oh and sugar and glucose syrup mm-hmm added

colors 1 e 1 o 2 and E 1 1 oh yes exactly additives they're not natural so put

them back quite enjoy the evening woman don't clear your plates away what here

is your breakfast breakfast breakfast what on earth is that soon right shuttle

bran the finest thing you can eat no additives no color no preservatives no

taste either sue it's just like sawdust a few spoonfuls of that with

from milk I milk there you are sue you see you told me not to drink milk because it's no good for people in my age don't worry Matthew here's your milk

powdered skimmed milk all the fat removed just that water what sweet

you're not hungry no I know you've gone off it as well

boys not eating at all it's just as unhealthy as eating the wrong thing but sue it's just the planet it's so it's so

it's so boring thank you doesn't have to be boring there are lots of different

ways of presenting it now stay where you are and I'll go and rustle up something that's healthy and appetizing without

brown now don't touch its weak mind you don't get me wrong about bran it is actually extremely good for you it's

extremely healthy we used to feed it to our rabbit do you remember we used to

feed the brand to the rabbits wheat whatever happens that rabbit he died you're right it did mean it was a very

old rabbit so we're just going to sit in

the lounge okay you don't want to

[Music] there's nothing wrong with beef of course oh yes very it's true red meat is

extremely hard to digest don't go on just a couple of slices soon no not possible you see this morning I emptied

all the unhealthy food out of the pantry and the fridge judge yes I needed more space for my brand by can't believe it

the pantry in the fridge both of the brim with brand oh by the way if you're

hungry then do something useful to take your mind off it whilst I'm rustling up a tasty meal now go upstairs and tidy your bedrooms good

bye good bye so [Music]

do something with those clothes do something with the clothes doing

something with the clothes the weary sweet describing isn't it we've already tied up my bedroom is

there what are you doing sweep hiding from sue what are you hiding from sue

for unless you've got something you don't want her to see is that it food

cake let me take them from you look at these cakes where did you find them in

the bread bin good boy what what are they there's flapjacks to make she used

to make them apron Mac from honey wheat cereal and sugar and butter delicious

look there's only three will will eat them sparingly okay taking turns I'll have mine first you can have yours later

plenty of fiber and full of goodness healthy Matthew - they're also

disgusting the problem is that usually aren't tasting things properly those years of

eating junk now why don't you all go up for a walk in the fresh air and don't worry when you get home I'll have a

shepherd's brand pie on the table that's exactly what's worrying us come on sweet

let's go out for a walk you don't want to have a walk yes you do

good but don't you get cheating now well remember healthy people eat healthy food

now you won't cheat will you no sue I promise oh good now if you'll

excuse me I must make my bed right have

a walk because if we do I'm sure I can smell hamburgers and sweet and chicken

drumstick and I've got a very funny feeling they'll

break their promise goodbye oh come on

sturdy come on sweet where are you come on listen have I got some goodies or have I got some goodies what have I got jelly

babies in there okay and what do that Oh liquorice allsort and a great big

mixture of everything in that one looks sweet don't eat me just yet don't you just are the unhealthy mm-hmm that's sue

making you talk like that isn't it all this brand business no in fact sweets are all right Susie so long as you eat them in moderation what

about our team don't worry about our team will clean our teeth when we get home sweet all right who's gonna have

first choice what these no no wait wait a minute let's put these back into the big bag my sweet and then we'll mine

sweep well toss a coin and that's how we'll decide okay right here's a coin will decide that you want to go first

you have to wait and see that mean it is

not me so it's quite reasonable now stand over there give me some space I'm gonna button where the sweet leather

sweets gone sweep have you moved it sweeps odd look

you two stay here I'll go check back at the sweet shop I put a bite which is

more than sweep and laugh you will get easy oh no it's shut that's the closed for

lunch did you leave them in there as well toilet boys change of plan we'll

get some food elsewhere come on come on

mmm-hmm thank goodness for takeaway food a tutti but I've got little mini pizzas and I got some hamburgers what did you

get lots and lots of fried chicken I love that fried chicken by the way I've

been wondering about those sweets that disappeared where do you think they went to make sweep took them oh I don't have

is fair to say that very sweep anyway I mean I said team up and I said oh oh

sweep what have you got you're gonna take away take away what would you get

take away bones since we've got a nice

picnic table we'll get all the food clear across to one side and we'll out the knives and forks and spoons and

everything have a really good meal what about sue look let's not bother about two has affected their brains they would

thank me for what I'm about to do okay

you're gonna get to start the knives and forks are gonna get all the things organized that's a good boy bring

everything up here I'm really looking forward to it no more brand don't worry

about the brand for the timing Carla that's nice okay alright there's a new

one for me and where's the food where's

that food Whole Foods distant

sweep you have taken all the food haven't you it was you wasn't it sweet it wasn't you

think it was me it was not me was sweep it was was it you city it was you

sleep it was it was look I'm angry it was sweet sweet what are you it was

me beauty with sweet but you can't g*ng if we're gonna have a good argument then

we certainly are I'm not gonna speak you know you three had a nice afternoon no

actually we've had an argument sue and we are no longer speaking well actually

it was about food if you must know suit I mean I'm talking about real food you know none of your brand burgers or brand

pies with brand stuffing I'm talking about real food but I'm sorry to have to tell you this - I'm really am but we

went out this afternoon we did buy some real food talking about pizzas and chicken and sweet

anyway somebody came along and stole everything and I think it was sweet he

thinks it was City of course does he thinks it was me well I know it wasn't me so it must be mr. nobody again become

really I'm sorry about the food too but at least I confess to you having I yes well that's alright because I have a

confession oh really what is it it was me who pinched all your food well yes we I

cannot tell a lie Oh sue don't tell me you put it down the waste disposal unit I brought it back

here and covered it all with tea towel

having a brain to you what's the meaning of this shoe I've decided I went too far

with a brand business combo what's making those delicious hamburgers which changed my mind super really don't mind

but this is great news it's tea time boys what is it so you're confused it is a

bit confusing you know he doesn't know whether we should eat the food or leave it because it's not good for you did you mind if I explained it soon no

go ahead we've got the hang of this now so tea it's okay to eat all of this sort of food so long as you don't eat too

much of it okay don't go over the top with it like I did about the brand

that's right food eat a balanced diet in fact the best advice I can give is to

eat in moderation it used to be said that you are what you eat you could be

sour as lemons or sweeter than sweet that's what they used to say but now all

they say is you mustn't eat back stop taking sugar avoid getting fat

that's what they say now here's my advice which I give on the quiet try and

manage a balanced diet it's a situation called eating moderation here's our

advice which we gave on the quiet try and manage a balanced diet it's a

situation called eating moderation don't

eat this they say don't eat that too many chips and you're bound to get it's

so boring and I really like chips there are too many do's there are too many

dose too many I will too many I won't my idea is much better

here's my advice which I gave on the quiet dryer manage of balanced diet is a

situation called eating moderation

here's our advice which we give on the quiet try and manage a balanced diet

it's a situation called eating moderation don't eat the same sort of

food every day isn't good it's a shame

that it's true get some variety into your food don't eat too much cuz that's

terribly rude and that is bad for you here's my advice which I give on the

quiet try and manage a balanced diet it's a situation called et moderation

here's our advice which we give on the quiet try and manage a balanced diets

it's a situation called eating moderation I don't think that's bad

advice what do you think yes here's some more good advice join us again soon won't you for now

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