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02x11 - Connie Comes To Tea

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

02x11 - Connie Comes To Tea

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seven o'clock in the morning

and would you believe it

Sue

and sweep

and are fast asleep and peaceful

well fast asleep anyway

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oh hello but you didn't expect to find

me up at this time of day did you but

the thing is you see we've got a very

special visitor coming today and hey

look at the time can't hang around here

I'll have to wake City and sweet and Sue

up just pop this down

there we go sweet Sue come on

wakey wakey come on wakey wakey

everybody rise and shine lovely day come

on do we have we have to run oh yes you

do so come over here I'll tell you why

come on sweet listen today we are

having a special surprise guest coming

who is it I'm not telling you now I'll

wait until you come down after you use

the bathroom and come downstairs all

right so are you all going to use the

bathroom and all have a shower okay

yes all of you go on I'm going

downstairs to finish off putting the

cream on my flan

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thank you

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mm-hmm

there we are almost oh hello sweet you

enjoy your shower no you don't like

crowds I don't like crowds anyway look

I'm very busy I've almost finished doing

this so I don't want any trouble from

you stand there and don't move the

muscles all right don't move a muscle

exactly no hello can you help well

yes you can actually can you ice that

thing and I'll get on with the reading

the recipe book okay there you are

ah

damn

you think

what

he finished

you were meant to put it all over a

sweep hole for goodness sake sweet go

and get yourself cleaned off go on don't

move a muscle no you can move a muscle

now go and get yourself cleaned off go

on oh hello Sue Matthew what I'm

bursting to know who it is well it suits

you've met him before

he's busy visitor oh the surprise

visitor yes of course uh have a guess

uh

it's a claws no it's not Santa Claus

what do you think Wonder Woman

it's not Wonder Woman and oh there you

are sweet who do you think the surprise

visitor is sweet

Buck Rogers t*ts that would be a

surprise visitor wouldn't it now listen

I'll tell you I'll tell you listen it's

Connie

yes Connie who Connie who Connie

Creighton the lady that comes on the

stage tours with us in the winter

yes that Connor yes I've known it was

her I'd have baked a cake bake a cake

that's a very good idea it looks

you're gonna help me in Sue's kitchen go

get things ready uh Sue can you just

push the hoover around a little bit uh

I'll go and sweep can you get rid of

that flan please for me I'll go into the

other kitchen soon all right

now come on if you hurt him get rid of

that flag

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oh this looks good

that does look nice I think oh hello

sweetie I think you're making this cake

for Connie can you give me a hand jolly

good right if I read out the ingredients

will you get them for me good so first

of all just move out first would you

move up so you don't stand in the way

first of all we want a bowl okay go and

fetch a bowl and then well done now we

need some some flour have we got some

flour it's a great help isn't it right

got some flour uh oh it says we've got a

Civic we've got to sieve the flour so if

we

just that's a that's a garden sieve

oh well nobody's gonna notice that

let's get some flour into the sieve then

you hang on to the flour put some flour

in here there we go

well done it's gonna be a lovely cake

because she'll love it let's put that

over there can you just sieve that into

the bowl city

that's it

and um we want to

just just send me hang on you're sitting

all the flour down my penny let's put it

in there not oh dear then what do we

want now oh yes we want some milk have

you got some milk just gonna get some

milk bring it up that's it right

we'll put hang on hang on are you quite

sure that this milk is fresh

all right Point taking it's certainly

fresh bye-bye bye bye let's get it

poured in then shall we pour the milk in

tip that up for you

I think that's I think that's enough

don't you yep let's see what we want

next uh oh yes yes eggs now we want some

eggs what's the matter we haven't gotten

the eggs

well what do we can't have a cake

without eggs what are we gonna do better

magic some I'm gonna magic some eggs

what's that thing

what's that for

oh let's see it's gonna make the egg

appear in this dish there's nothing in

it now is there right put it there

you're going to get the magic wand all

right bring the magic wand up oh and

I'll put the lid on for you hang on

there we go right tap it on the side

Izzy wizzy let's get busy

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we're simply managed

oh look at that

it's a real little chick isn't that

lovely he's smashing

Connie won't want that in a cake no she

certainly won't let's get it out let's

dip tip him out

isn't that lovely it's a little tiny

chicken isn't it tell you what we'll put

him back in the bowl put him back in the

bowl there we go he's like can you keep

him no we'll put him down there so you

can look after him but listen we still

haven't got an egg have we

you'll have another oh another try with

the magic one right wave the magic wand

I'll say the magic spell for you ready

Izzy wizzy let's get busy

look look at that goodness me that's a

strange looking egg isn't it give me a

hand with it well that's no good it's

more like an Easter egg have a look

inside it all right we'll have a look

inside it give me a hand to Brick oh

has it oh there is an egg look at that

there's a there's an egg inside it let

me get it out

there we go can you take that down

hang on though I bet this isn't a rear

leg I bet it's like the other one I bet

it's just to pretend

it is a real egg

yes you're right it's a real egg let's

put it in there I think we've managed to

save most of it anyway oh honestly let's

have a look back on the recipe see what

else we want oh uh sugar now have we got

some sugar we have well we've got some

sugar bring it up so we'll see oh no no

no no no we don't want that sort of

sugar nope we don't want the lump Sugar

City we want the uh the granulated sort

of sugar you'll soon fix that no you

can't just no

you can't use that

what do you smooth for dust instead what

the like the magic powder what does it

taste like sugar right jolly good well

we'll use some of that bring it up salty

got some it's marvelous stuff this hoof

that's let's tip some of this in shall

we

oh look at that

well I think that's just about enough of

that you think it's too much no it'll be

fine it'll make a nice cake with that

let's see what else we want

uh right we've got the sugar

give it a good stir so if you get the

spoon get the spoon and give me the

jolly good stir up that's it make sure

it's

it's gonna be quite some cake isn't it

give it a good stir

careful it's going so big

on my nose

oh

well let's see how I get it oh we're

gonna put the whole mixture into a cake

tin can you go and fetch a cake tin oh

we've got a cakes in right okay let's

get in and you get the spoon

that's it and scrape it all in

in it goes

there well she's gonna love this is

Connie

jolly good you pleased with that right

well uh oh oh there you are sweep hello

look we just made this cake for Connie

can you just look after the cake to him

for a moment sleep we've got a lot of

tidying up to do come on Sushi let's get

all this tidied up honestly

there we go

that's it just brush it onto the

floor I'll tidy it up later that's jolly

good right let's put that in the oven

shall we come on bring the cake tin over

here I'll open the oven door for you

pop it straight in there we go

in it goes

well done close the door

uh listen City how long will that take

to cook

about three hours

three hours but Connie's gonna be here

quite soon

we could try the magic wand again

that's a good idea get the magic one you

can send the magic spell with us as well

ready Izzy wizzy let's get busy

let's see whether it's work shall we

come on open the oven door

open it up some

oh look at that you are a clever little

bear come on bring it out it's a real

cake with a candle on the top isn't that

wonderful look at that well I'm so

pleased with you you've done a marvelous

job you've got a bit of cake on your

nose oh sweeping suit look what city's

Daddy's made a special cake for Connie

it is nice yes oh by the way

he's made a banner to hang outside the

door saying welcome Connie welcome

Connie well he doesn't have very many

super ideas but that's a really good one

I'll hang that up before Connie arrives

okay

hey that could be her now sweet give me

the banner you're gonna get tidied up

make sure everything's in or in place

all right all right Connie I'm coming

I'm gonna take the cake as well got the

banner got the cake see you out there

coming coming Connie come on

sweeps who I'll just put this under here

oh coming chronic no are you all smart

jolly good I'll go and let Connie come

here

oh Connie how nice to see you oh you're

looking he's fantastic what are you

doing good journey what's that oh yes

yes you'll like this it's for you is it

a surprise really sweet you love this

watch enough surprises

wine

cumi wine Clem oh sweet you've got the

letters on the wrong way around this was

meant to say welcome Connie it is called

Connie I'm sorry will you say hello to

them I'll go pop the kettle on a nice

cup of tea all right that's a very

pretty dress Sue hey

sweetie been looking forward to seeing

you is there any way I can hang my coat

man oh yes how rude I mean look the Del

says cloakrooms just through there all

right hooks on the back of the door okay

doesn't she look well Connie she's

looking smashy

I just found something in the downstairs

Wash Mason what Connie what

30 I'm sorry Connie that's his pet crab

you shouldn't keep it in the downstairs

wash basin City for goodness I'll put it

down there oh I'm sorry Connie you're

looking all flustered now well it was a

bit of a shock yes I'm sure come and sit

down come and sit down I'm so sorry just

sit down and relax we've actually got

we've got something for you I made a

plan for you Connie where's the flan

where's the plan

it Matthew where oh here oh it's Tony

you sat on it come on let me get some

armed I'm so sorry Kyle

yeah I'm sorry

I do apologize Connie let me just take

this away yes please sit down I can't

apologize enough actually I can

apologize enough because we've baked a

cake for you how about that you

shouldn't have bothered well it's no

trouble at all just give me a nice

picture

no no it's no trouble you're a nice big

just just a little bit then just a

little bit it's coming it's coming

that oh look at that look at that so

it's falling apart a bit but you should

enjoy that all right you'll love this oh

yeah we went to a great deal of travel

to

tutorial

what's that

sweeps bone

sweet did you

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you put the bone in the cake tin his

body's boning the cake tin oh that does

it now I mean she comes in and sits on

the plenum in the whole day is ruined

isn't it oh don't worry you Lord there's

nothing to worry about I don't mind and

I have met you before haven't I yes you

have done and I'll tell you something I

thought that crab was quite nice did you

and well I didn't want any flan anyway

didn't you no and I only had a piece of

cake just to be polite I mean I wasn't

very hungry anyway so don't worry and

I'll tell you what I've bought you some

prezis so prezis oh brought some

presents who's going to be first our

lady spent Sue Sue little dress for you

oh that's smashing coffee

I haven't forgotten you Matthew I

haven't forgotten you oh for you oh

Connie look at that flower smell and

they're beautiful normally

thank you

very funny where did you get these from

the jokes

nice one Connie

of course this is where and sweep

and Sue sleep oh this is love ly Matthew

yes sir Connie lead us our bedtime story

well uh do you mind Connor if you don't

mind I'd love to be my guest thank you

Matthew right come on round here then

that's it now are you nice and comfy

here we go it's called The Journey the

journey It Happened One Tuesday

afternoon had finished a huge

lunch of baked beans smothered in Honey

and had enjoyed a little sleep in his

favorite chair and now with sweep's help

he was putting some finishing touches to

his shiny new space rocket

he was working in the Command Module

when Sue brought him a cup of tea I

thought I'd bring you two hard-working

astronauts a cup of tea she said

thanks said Sue put the tray down

but without noticing that underneath it

was a big red button as the tray hit the

button there was a tremendous washing

rumbling noise

you press the Go Button said the

Rocket's taking off for outer space and

sure enough the three Pals were going up

up up into space Sue looked out of the

rocket window

I should really have left a note for the

Milkman she said

I don't think you realize quite how

serious this is said I haven't

fitted the re-entry Motors yet without

them we can't get back to Earth

ever

bleep bleep bleep

the three friends nearly jumped out of

their skins what was that our Sue it's

the alarm said taking control and

scanning the display Banks

came the sound again it's there said

sweep pointing to a red winking light

you're right say almost under his breath

what's that our suit but was busy

on his spaceship's computer they waited

in silence

10 seconds to impact

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1.

oh dear Look What I've Done Now

Heard a Voice say

it's your fault for leaving your

toy rocket on the floor and now I've

dropped the tea tray

where am I our puzzled you've been

fast asleep in your armchair you've been

there since lunchtime

leapt up it was a dream he shouted

he gave sue a big kiss and raced outside

to tell Sweep All About It

Sue watched him go and then said with a

sigh I'll never understand Bears

Connie that was a smashing story right

into venue three come along and we'll

see you at the same time same place next

week bye-bye

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