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02x19 - Dog Tired

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

02x19 - Dog Tired

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everybody say hello

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it's

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bye-bye have a nice day relax you'll be

absolutely fine with us so uh bye-bye

bye-bye

oh hello and welcome to and co now

i think you know almost everybody here

this of course is

this is sweep

and this is dear little sue hello there

everybody of course you all know little

cousin scampi as well but i'm afraid

he's not here right at this moment but

there is somebody here today that i

think some of you will not recognize

come over here come on here now this

is label and label is missy stephen's

little doggy and we've said that we're

going to look after her for for the day

whilst mrs stevens goes out and does

some shopping you get her treats good

idea go down there we've got some treats

here mrs stevens says that label loves

these treats let's see if she does

do you want one of these

so gentle she does like them

what's me

is she valuable

he's extremely valuable which is why

we've got to be so careful with it

whilst we're looking after her i mean

missy stevens would go absolutely potty

if anything happened to a lovely little

doggie oh do you think she'd like a

drink matthew oh yes that's a very good

idea actually sue as a matter of fact uh

i think there's a dog bowl for sale

around here somewhere fill it full of

water see if you can find it go on the

dog bowl find the dog bowl it's one of

those uh one of those sort of brown pot

things

it's definitely around here somewhere i

saw it the other day

is it over there

no

uh sue

no

no sign of it here matthew

what's sweet

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she can borrow your bowls

well that's very kind of you that's a

very good idea okay you go and get your

bowl okay and then we can fill the bowl

full of water and we can give the little

doggie woggy a little drinky winky

because that's what she wants because

she's a good

what is it

she's gone

stay we are sit

mabel

say that

here go here

here

oh she's gone

i can't believe what we've done i just

can't believe it we've lost the we've

lost mrs stevens prize dog what am i

gonna say to her i cannot believe it

oh oh

label

it's you

you

you silly girl oh dear matthew that was

a terrible experience i know that soon

my heart's still pounding no not for you

i meant for the poor dog oh i see look

if i were you i would tie her up so she

doesn't run away tie her up

good idea throw a ball of string

thanks very much i am gonna get you tied

up young lady and then you won't run

away again

we'll just pop this round here there we

go

stay

stay

let's get this end around here

what sweet

you've got her a drink yeah that's

that's good sweet good

and you've got some food for two great

can you put the food in the bowl for it

uh

can you lend him a hand please

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stay

you're not doing very well are you hey

hang on a minute let let me uh let me

give you a hand

listen don't don't do that

anyway it's full now let's get some some

of these lovely dog biscuits on here

look let's just we'll arrange them in a

pretty pattern for a pretty little

doggie that's a good idea

oh look who it is it's little cousin

scampi hello scampi

what do you want

uh he wants to know if there's any

string anywhere string

uh well i don't know we're extremely

busy at the moment go and see if you can

find some string somewhere this might be

somewhere around somewhere let's

just carry on doing this we're very busy

at the moment oh aren't we

you can put that one in go on pop it in

pop it in that's it oh yeah it's fallen

out in fact uh let's put several push

that one down push that

several in the middle a little row

across the middle just like a crown

isn't it

here we are well it's looking good it's

looking good

there

finished a meal fit for a princess yes

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yes a meal fit for princess fit for a

very very expensive princess

oh

look look

scampi

label label

she's gone

look sweep you and sweaty get in the

camper and chase her quickly quickly sue

stay here with scampi label label this

way label

label

label

this is great isn't it i mean we really

have lost it this time haven't we and

where are such a sweet where are they

oh here they are sweep any sign of her

no

well goodness sake

let's get looking come on label

label

this is ridiculous we've been looking

for over 10 minutes now we haven't seen

hiding the hair of a i'm absolutely worn

out

you feel fine yeah well that's cause

you're in the camper van isn't it

we've got to get her back before mrs

teams gets back or she'll k*ll me

the thing is i can't think where to

start looking i mean she could be

absolutely anywhere

come on we better get going come on

here you go here label

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this is

this is just hopeless

look look oh

stay there stay stay go stay stay

gotcha got you and now i'm going to take

you back to the shop which must be miles

away judging by the distance we've run

matthew what

ha

so sit stay stay stay so

what are you doing here we haven't moved

matthew it's you that's running a big

circle chasing label

oh

that's great that means that

everything's all right then

everything isn't all right what why not

what's the matter

labels run off again

oh

label label let me leave you

i definitely saw her come in here

where are we we're in heaton parks we're

miles away from home

oh hello city

do you know i could m*rder an ice cream

sweep have a look through the binoculars

see if the ice cream man sells my

favorite lollies would you

she's there

where is she

at the ice cream van

you're right come on let's go come on

come on

she's gone again where did the doggie go

that way

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this is crazy i mean look

look every time we move she runs off

we stop she stops we move she moves

we need to we need to round her up

rather like they run up sheepdogs we

need something to drive her towards us

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you've got it what have you got

what's uh what's the walk you talking

for sweet

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you're gonna call up reinforcements

what on earth do you mean yes sweet

message understood i've told stampy in

fact here he comes

now

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know she's gone up to the right she's

gone to the right across from the right

well the idea was that skeptics should

use the helicopter rather like a

shepherd uses a sheepdog and drive label

towards us well good good honest gambi

but label wasn't going to move

until label was good and ready

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it's no good

no

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well as you can see we didn't manage to

catch her as a matter of fact the trail

has now gone cold

which is more than can be said for a

slot

what sweep

she's on the boat

which which but

look

she's on the boat she's on the boat

excuse me son this is an emergency here

can i borrow this boat yes okay thanks

very much get in the boat

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wait

is that her society because if it is we

could

oh

wow

what

wrong dogs

so we just bundle her into the uh

campervansu and drove on home

well you certainly have had a time of it

matthew

tell me about it sue anyway it's all

right now because she's gonna stay in

the camper van until mrs stevens gets

back and the door is firmly locked isn't

it sweep

i said the door is firmly locked you did

you did lock the door didn't

you you thought i did

what

oh no

oh no

i can have it

so it seems that label has returned to

the park

which is very nice for her

but not too good for us

since we're supposed to be in charge of

her

would like to take the helicopter

and go and search for her but it's out

of fuel

however

you know he's using something else

a microlight

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hello so she spotted her

there she is

prepare for landing

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oh nicely done

has got a trick up his sleeve

well actually it's in his poor but it's

a champion chunk one of those dog treats

that label really seems to like

he's going to try and approach her by

using that

so far so good

oh well done

now

put the lead on her

you haven't forgotten the lead have you

well where is it then

back at the microlight

well get back there and get it

that's it

well done now go get her

oh no

she's gone

city

oh there you are

have you caught it yet

no

well it doesn't surprise me because

she's too clever for you isn't she

but she's not too clever for me because

i am cleverer than your average dog you

see

i

have a

plan it's quite simple city you see

dogs can't resist bones so i borrowed

sweeps favorite juiciest bone and put it

underneath the box now all we have to do

is to wait for label to come along and

feed on the bone and as soon as we hear

her i pull the rope the rope pulls the

stick the stick falls the box drops and

bingo we caught it

that's listen

eating

bingo

got you stay there so stay there old

girl i'm coming i'm coming

well you have led us a real merry dance

haven't you

but now

hank

you

never mind hello

what are you doing inside the box

it's in your bones

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it'll have to be plan b

it's quite simple

we dig a great big hole in the ground

with this spade and then we cover the

hole with sticks and twigs and branches

and bits of soil and then we place this

lovely piece of meat with the help of a

long stick in the middle of the trap and

then we wait for label to come along and

snap crackle as she pops down the hole

and we've caught her

let's dig the hole i'll put the meat

on the ground there we are

and don't

touch it

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well

that's the job well done i must say

thank you very much indeed for your help

that's okay now let me get the meat

the meat's gone sweep if you've eaten if

you eat

look

you

pesky hound

just wait until i catch you

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come in here

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very funny listen to me i could have

broken my neck falling down that hole

yes but the fact is you didn't did you

matthew well no but i don't need to do

because mrs stevens will do that for me

when she discovers i've lost her prize

doggy

look just give me the shop keys and i'll

go and have a shower and then i'll have

to tell the please

oh well there's a bit of a problem with

the keys matthew what i'm afraid we

haven't got them

what no we can't find them anywhere can

we scampi they're well and truly lost

and there are only set i'm afraid

matthew

what

do you mean to tell me that not only

have i lost mrs steven's prized doggy

not only have i nearly broken every bone

in my body not only have i ruined my

entire set of clothes but in addition i

can't get into the shop to have a shower

is that it

that's about the size of it matthew

right

well in that case

i am so angry that i could

i could cry

wow

lame

label

is this really label yes it is matthew

oh label i think i love you i do i love

you

what's this

the shop keys

scampi open the shop up and put the

shower on there's a good boy oh

everything's all right there's just one

thing to say and that's this

bye bye everybody

bye bye

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so

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you