02x20 - Camelot

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everybody say hello

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and

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i said you could yes i know sweep i know

i did but that was before i realized

that sue wanted to sit at the back on

her own

what what

you don't want to sit at the back well

thank goodness i've got one sensible one

where do you want to sit right at the

very front oh matthew if somebody wants

to sit at the front then i've changed my

mind about the back what i want to sit

at the front too

so do you look stop stop stop let's just

stop arguing about where people are

going to sit on the coach it hasn't even

arrived yet

oh hello there and welcome to uh

and co the friendly shop where you can

get anything at all

including a very silly argument about

where people are gonna sit on the coach

hey matthew we're sorry it's just that

we're so excited isn't it boys

yeah all right actually i do understand

as a matter of fact something very

exciting is going to happen today what

tell them where we're going yes to a

theme park

as soon as the coach arrives well yes of

course as soon as the coach arrives so

have you all got everything that you

need well we have matthew but have you

it's always you who manages to forget

something important yeah all right sue

i've got everything i need here in the

rucksack portable phone keys wallet well

i hope you've remembered your umbrella

matthew because i think it's beginning

to rain shut up brolly sweep

you're right sue

it is raining a little but then never

mind because i was a boy scout and uh

be prepared is my motto

do you know something there are actually

people around who don't like little

outings like this i can't understand it

myself i cannot understand people who

don't like day trips

oh very funny this is entirely amusing

what a great way to start the day i am

soaking wet well we're all dry and as

warm as toast don't we boys oh well

that's great news actually it really

doesn't matter it doesn't matter at all

because it's like water off a duck's

back

actually it's more like water down a

duck's neck still if everybody's ready

can we set off yep

okay then driver take it away

stop stop halt oh for goodness sake how

could i have been so stupid i'm sorry

i'm sorry you're gonna have to wait a

minute i have forgotten something

important could you open the door please

something very very important i'll be

back in a minute

what's he forgotten i don't know sweep

but it's obviously something very

important

he's not there there's no sign of him

who's not there matthew we're all here

who are you looking for but little

cousin scampi we can't go without him

i'm blaming myself you know i mean i

haven't seen the poor little chap all

morning he probably thinks that he's not

welcome to come even at this moment he's

it's all right

we found him

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oh do come along matthew you old grumpy

trousers scumpy thought he was doing the

right thing climbing inside your

rucksack

at least it didn't get wet

oh well isn't he the lucky one then

oh do come along step out of it we're on

that way

yes

yes all right so we are

we're on our way

look we're all here and i've nearly

dried off so let's just sit back and

enjoy the journey yes

yes

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what sweet

oh we're nearly there yet

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no speak we're not nearly there yet it's

quite a long way

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yes sweet

so she wants to know what

we're nearly there yet

would you tell that we are not

nearly there yet okay

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matthew matthew

yes

see

that great big tree straight up ahead of

us

oh oh yes what about it um well won't we

reach that tree

will we be nearly there then

sue

for the last time we are not nearly

there

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ah look at this

nice healthy salad

nice fresh bowl of soup little roll

cheese and biscuits all washed down with

a bottle of mineral water you know it

used to be that motorway services the

food was the pit but all that's changed

now it's really easy to get a very

healthy meal

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hello matthew are you going to join us

but

you you can't eat that lot of course we

can and whilst you're up would you get

an ice cream for little cousin scampi i

forgot and i scream as well as all this

you must be joking oh matthew he wants

one we'll just have to wait until we get

there won't he and no o's

i'm gonna go and sit over here

since there's no room for me there

chips chips and more chips

salad

matthew

yes sue can you come here please

yes

of course

of course

yes sue are we nearly there yet

are we nearly there yet

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so sweet how many cola drinks did you

have exactly in there

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you had three instead you had four

you're joking i don't know where you put

it all right

what

you're kidding

well now

but we've only been back on the coach

for 10 minutes

can't he wait what what's the matter

matthew

nothing nothing at all sue it was

engaged

you really can't wait driver can you

stop the coach please matthew is still

going to be sick

no he's not going to be sick so he just

wants to

but he just wants

he just wants some fresh air that's all

just go on the coach go on along with

come on

come on

just here

come on

stop the coach especially for you

what's the problem what's wrong what's

wrong

but

you can't do it without watching

but can you just not watch for a moment

please

what sweep

you don't feel very well

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oh you're kidding

oh please you're kidding uh driver

driver can you stop the coach hold it

sleep hold it don't stop it

sweet i got very little sympathy for you

know i mean after all the food you put

away at lunchtime i'm hardly surprised

you don't feel well

anyway

get some fresh air perhaps you might

feel better all right

so after a very eventful journey we are

finally there at our destination

camelot oh and uh don't worry about

sweep he's absolutely fine

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right come on chaps and chat passes are

you all ready for a great day out

yes does anything about this car park

strike you as being odd

no so it's it's a very nice car park

because it happened yes but it's also a

very empty car park look there are no

cars here

oh well yes you see that's probably

because this place is

it's closed

that's you

oh so oh everybody it's shut i can't

believe

connie look who it is everybody's connie

crichton

what on earth are you not doing here oh

we've been silly billy's connie we've

got all the way here and the place

i expect you've done the same heavy

connie we're all locked out together i'm

not locked out matthew look

what are those those are the keys to

camelot

on the keys

i've got a part-time job here i'm the

caretaker and although the place is

close to the general public today no one

is going to object if my special friends

have it to themselves for a couple of

hours are you coming

come on everybody

we're in we're in

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so good old auntie connie the caretaker

has saved the day

here she is showing us around some of

the attractions in camelot

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well what do you think of camelot then

connie this is brilliant

can you have a ride of course you can

sweep all you've got to do is say which

one

hang on what is it scampi

oh scampi says can he have an ice cream

instead of a ride oh well that's all

right tell you what scampi you get

yourself an ice cream i'm sure you can

work that machine and i'll take this one

on the tower of terror come on

come on come on the tower of terror come

on so whilst we all go off to frighten

ourselves to death little cousins camp

is left in charge of the ice cream

machine

i wonder if this is wise

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apparently not

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so while scampi is having a difficult

time with the ice cream machine the rest

of us are taking our lives in our hands

on the tower of terror

well when i say the rest of us i

actually mean sue and me

in view of his earlier experience sweep

stayed on the ground with connie

i leave it to you to decide

who were the lucky ones

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oh dear we're not the only ones with

problems it seems

scampi still can't seem to turn the ice

cream machine off which is fine

if you like ice cream

um

a lot of ice cream

you know i think you three have been

ever so brave so do i today is your

lucky day because the boys have got a

training session for the jousting it's

one of the highlights here really

training commence

wait

wow

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is

you'd like to do that

little cousins campus still hasn't

worked out how to turn the machine off

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but if you think that he's in trouble

just watch what happens to me next

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usa

me yes you you violet come with me and

prepare to joust with me to defend the

honor of the lady sue

what

me

joust oh yes matthew please my honor is

at stake

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you must be joking no way am i going on

a horse and gonna joust with the black

knight

no

way no way am i gonna gallop down there

with this thing and fight with that with

that that brute

the time has come sir my lady sue give

us the signal no no no no

please do not do not drop the

handkerchief don't drop it

no no no no no no please no no

please don't hit me don't know oh

no no no no you missed me that time

no no no how do i stop this thing

where's the off button no don't do it

again don't do it again he's bigger than

i am

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tell him to stop

please

all right you've asked for it now

you master it i'm gonna get you this

time this is it this is the one i'm

gonna get you i'm gonna get you

oh

on the ground he's all right so you can

look you can look

oh this is awful matthew needs help

who is going to rescue him

so my friends prepare to become another

notch on the black knight sword

sir christ

i have come to the rescue of my friend

you must now fight me

you don't like me laugh besides you have

no weapon where's thy lance i have my

wand sir tis all i need wrong sir the

house will need a horse so he waves his

magic wand to try and magic a horse but

instead he magics merlin the wizard my

name is merlin the wizard

and you summoned me not a second too

soon

if you want to fight the black knight

you'll need some horsepower

let me help you

shazam

so much for the horsepower

now for the rider

splendid

let the battle commence

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be careful

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oh

it's all right

it's okay you can look sue he's okay

no no all right all right i'll get in

i surrender i surrender i want my mummy

i want my mommy

i want my mummy

yeah go on go on your coward surrender

gone

see how you like it then

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watch my car oh connie i think i've been

dreaming yes well we all think it's time

for an ice cream a good idea come on

everyone all right come this way

right what will everyone have hang on a

minute what's this empty fancy it can't

be empty there was a ton of ice cream in

this machine it was full there was

enough enough

what enough to make a snowman

or should i say

an ice cream man look

he's built a snowman using the ice cream

look

scampi you are a little rascal give that

to me never mind telling him off start

scooping before it all melts

just before we do connie we got to say

something haven't we of course

bye bye everybody

bye bye all right who's gonna be first

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