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02x24 - To Share is to Care

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Sooty Show". Aired: July 30, 1968.*
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Children's slapstick show with the little bear glove puppet and his friends.

02x24 - To Share is to Care

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everybody

ands enjoy

your day

and do best to take of you Heights hey

what's that name c Heights hey make it

we'll have some fun here at

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Heights OH what's wrong

suti you can't get your want to work

well that's very unusual um sweep could

you pass me Mr Kerr's bill please I want

to check that it's all correct before he

leaves it's a shame he's

going you like him well we all like Mr C

look he'll probably be back again soon

he's a Salesman and they tend to travel

around a lot now come on pass me's

girl shy why did you make the bill

disappear you didn't mean to then what

happened you think your one's broken oh

dear I'm sweet you'll have to write Mr

Kerr out a new bill morning morning

isn't it a lovely day and how are we

this morning you're fine are you sweep

well I'm very glad to hear it now my

delightful friend lyanna much as it

pains me to leave could you furnish me

with a bill ah got a slight problem with

that actually Mr Kerr sweep was just

about to write you out a new one oh well

use my pen

sweep there you

go oh oh

suty uh suty says he's sorry and he'll

get it right this time

oh oh yeah oh Mr C I'm so sorry quite

all right no any excuse for a change I

shouldn't use that wand anymore if I

were you

something who likes

chocolate they

do you don't think Mr kers should have

to pay his bill I agree sweet oh well

I've got a very special bar of chocolate

for you all to share is to care

I can think of three bears and a dog

who'll enjoy this yes I do mean you

sweep and such a scamping sue anyway

time waits for no man every cloud has a

silver lining a rolling stone gathers no

Moss places to go people to see bye now

oh bye come again

soon what a nice man indeed sweep no

thanks to suti and how very kind to

leave you all the chocolate

bar but who gets it well perhaps you

should all shck share I was going to say

share you're going to tell the others

good well as long as you're not going to

argue about

it oh hello hey have you noticed how

quiet it is around here today still I

suppose I shouldn't complain if it's

quiet it means there can't be anything

wrong Richard I'm glad I found you I'm

glad I found you too Lanna I've just

come from Mr kurr's room he's left it in

a terrible state it could do with a

really good cleanout could it now listen

I think there's going to be an argument

yes so if you could tidy it up please

you see there was this bar of chocolate

hang on why me why you what well why

should I be the one who has to tidy up

all the time why can't you do it uh well

uh I'm management and um hang on a

minute Lanna yes

scampy scamby says there's a r going on

in the kitchen so I better sort that out

while you tidy

up sounds like it's getting out of hand

what we

Long hey

who threw that I did what's all this put

that down what did that for you three up

to will you please just listen to me a

minute what are you up to that is enough

Sue why are you throwing food around

well it was meant for soty what what is

going on he's keeping the chocol for

himself it's yours find us Keepers look

why don't you just share it between

you yes sweep share

you're not sharing with Sue why not

she's too bossy I am not too bossy so

you take that back right now yes I do

see anyway I'm not sharing with suty

you've just seen all of

it that's why you won't share with Sue

or sweep why you want to eat all of it

yes there you are there you are that's

it that is it give give me this

chocolate stays with me until you learn

to

share what now how' you know I won't eat

it myself ah because if I had this

chocolate I'd want to share it with all

of you because to share is to

care I'll

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you I don't believe this look at it all

I mean Mr ker may have been a nice man

to have around but what a messay scampy

oh what's in here let's have a look

oh oh look at

this look hey and loads of other jokey

things all of this stuff must have

belonged to Mr

Kerr you know for a traveling salesman

he was awfully fond of practical

jokes now you like him even more yeah I

can't say I'm surprised to hear that

scampy hello what's this the haa

handbook how to be a professional Joker

by Joker Mr K wrote this you want to

know what he wrote okay here he

goes take a bucket full of gloop like

baked beans mixed up in PE soup place it

high upon the

door and with laughter you will Roar

because I find that as a rule a corny

clumsy clueless fool will try to come

and talk to you and find himself all

covered in lots of

Goo if we're in the tide of spring then

here's a trick with lots of Zing say out

loud what a lovely day please smell my

flow it's the month of May and as your

frienders take a sniff expecting such a

fragrant whip then you will laugh some

they might found because the water

nearly makes them

drown if you know someone who cooks and

clever stuff with recipe books why not

spend a nightow acquiring some of this

special flow and next time when they go

to bake a really classy looking cake

then they won't know the danger looms

because the baking flower will go

boom playing tricks is really fun with

flower or goo or squirty g*n people they

can call you DFT it doesn't matter it's

just a

laugh Mr Cur this I'm beginning to

wonder if he was that Pleasant after all

I mean who'd want to play hor horrible

tricks like that on

people oh hi slty why are you here you

want to help me out the builds up

brilliant uh you're not trying to steal

this chocolate are you promise Scouts

Honor good

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TW

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I Can't Take My Eyes Off You for one

minute can I now I'm mean it hop It Go

on push

off sorry about that do you know it's

going to take someone pretty clever to

pinch this chocolate while I'm about

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o o o what's going on sleep stop it why

are you dressed like that

you're a dog burglar well you weren't

going to be a cat burglar were you

anyway look I've told you none of you

can have this chocolate until you learn

to share now off you go the pair of

you hopefully that's the last time

anyone will try and pinch this

chocolate scampy I want you to help me

get that chocolate from the reception

counter what's in it for you I'll give

you half deal what are you two

whispering about nothing right I'm going

to throw the rest of this rubbish away

then I think I'm going to put my feet up

I'm

exhausted okay scampy now to get that

chocolate we need to find a way to

distract Richard from reception so that

we can grab it any

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ideas 3 2 1 go

goodness me what an Earth was

that at last and it's mine all

mine what about your share you have been

a foolish fool scampy it was a trick I

intend to eat this all

myself not so fast what do you mean not

so fast sweet I'll go as fast as I like

especially when it comes to eating a

this going on I don't know all smoke and

oh hang on a minute you haven't been

trying to pinch that chocolate have you

no no no no not at all in fact we've

decided to share it that's right isn't

it boys we're all going to share oh

excellent oh I'm so glad you decided to

listen to me right then in that case you

can share it tomorrow

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it's the night before they have to share

the chocolate and all is quiet but

something wakes

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suti what are you doing says suti

nothing then we'd all better get back to

bed hadn't we

suti the others know they've been caught

out so they decide to go back to bed and

get some sleep

or do

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they later on something wakes suti

again what's going on oh she must be

sleepwalking say suti let's wake her

up I've heard it's

dangerous to wake a Sleep Walker up suti

says that they need to check whether Sue

really is sleep after all or whether she

is

pretending I know what to

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do Sue are you asleep sweep asks yes I

am

sweep ah we better not wake her up

then dozy

dog

[Music]

hey how can sue answer me if she really

is asleep oh I'm sleep talking as well

and now I'm sleep walking back to

[Music]

bed it got even later and once again

suti turns the light

on don't Hello us sweep what are you up

to

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you need to use the toilet a likely

story oh it's true isn't

it Su says he believes you you

do oh yes good idea Su says you can go

to the bathroom if you

want thank you you're

welcome what's the

matter if you go will eat the chocolate

of course we won't SW

s you don't believe

us we'll all have to come to the

bathroom with you oh yes that's a good

idea off we go I'll just stay and guard

the chocolate shall

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I oh no I don't oh no I don't want sweep

you think I'd steal the chocolate I've

hurt deeply

hurt everybody stays in here here and

nobody goes to sleep suit me

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fine morning had nearly arrived things

were getting very tense oh goodness see

sweep will you please keep

still you still want to go to the toilet

well no one's stopping you you're

staying here then get back into bed and

keep still

well it's nearly morning I'll bet you

boys feel

tired no well you won't mind if I sing a

song then go to sleep

sorty in your night G on that soft

pillow get your head

down dream of the

chalky won't that be

fun when you awake it'll be in my time

hold it right there Sue says scampy so

you thought you'd double cross me a

second time oh Stampy you're you're

awake now back away from the chocolate

if you don't want to get squirted says

scampy you wouldn't dare just try me

says scampy and no false moves that

chocolate's mine

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now I don't think so

scampy oh so now the situation is really

tense warning everyone right chocolate

sharing time because to share is to care

get in

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boys it's fine sweet it's

not right right that's enough I've made

a decision since you can't share and

since I got soaked this morning I'm

going to eat this chocolate yes I'm

going to eat it on my own in the office

now you said if you it you'd share it

with all of us yes I would have shared

it with all of you but you couldn't

learn how to share so it's all your own

fault so

there oh

no no it doesn't seem very fair does it

Su if only we' shared IE sweet

[Music]

a morning morning dear in me what a lot

of long faces hello Mr ker what are you

doing here I just came to see what you

thought of the samples I left behind

samples what samples yeah the jokes the

rubber spiders and such like did did I

not tell you I'm a practical joke

salesman oh that's what they were

for oh oh scany says that he'll have the

rubber snake the rubber snake and the

spider and The Spider and the Whoopi

cushion and the whoopy cush the jokey

thing life here will be one long round

of practical jokes now speaking of which

what did you think of the chocolate I

left behind why' you ask well you must

have thought it was hilarious being

covered in green spots all day you mean

that chocolate you left here gives you

green spots or we never ate it well one

of you must have done here's the rapper

but which one hello Mr K what brings you

back

here fix your

everybody

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[Applause]

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