01x01 - Up and Atom

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Built on a rock in the middle of the

ocean is the maximum security prison

known as Rebels Island. From here,

no one has ever escaped. And this is Cell

Block 13, where the famous underworld

leader Big Fats Dynamo has just been

brought in. Hey, Big Fats. The way it

is that you gave yourself up so you can

be the first con to break out a rebel's

island. Use guys, hide right.

Gee, big fats, can we go with you?Sure.

Be my guests.

Thanks, big fats. Use as a gentleman.

There they are. They're crashing through

the gate on a laundry truck.

I used a laundry truck. Shows we could

make a clean getaway.

I hate to do this to big fats, but he

leaves me no choice. Send for Adam

Ant. And so the call goes out.

The signal reaches the secret

headquarters of that mighty mite, that

superhuman Adam Ant. Here, deep in

his underground laboratory, we find our

heroic defender of justice busy at work.

Boy, I love to keep busy reading

comic books. Uh oh, I'm

picking up a distress signal on my ant

antenna. Devil's Island, calling

Adam Ant. Big Fats Dynamo, world's most

wanted criminal, just broke out. Need

your help, the warden. Keep your hat

on, warden. Adam Ant is up

and at 'em.

There they are, Melvin. We got 'em, we

got 'em. Relax, you guys. I'll take

care of them guys. All right, Big Fats,

give me back our laundry truck. You mean

you want me to come clean?

No one can stop Big Fats except

me. Who else but me?Fitch Adam and.

Hey, you guys, take a coffee break. I'll

handle this. Tell the

warden I said Aloha.

Hey, who tripped me?Not me, Fats.

I wouldn't do a thing like that. Me

neither. You must have tripped over that

itty bitty Ant. Correct. You were tripped

up by me, Adam Ant.

That's a hot one. An itty bitty Ant

tripping Big Fats Dynamo. I'm going to

squish him with my thumb. I am. Hey,

what's going on?Do you surrender, Mr.

Dynamo?Surrender?Are you kidding?

Gosh, Big Fat's got his lumps from an

itty-bitty ant. I can't believe it.

I don't believe it. No itty-bitty

ant can treat Big Fat's Dynamo like that

and get away with it. I'll haul off and

squish him good with his hammer. Hold

still, Adam Ant. This is the moment of

truth. I got him. I

got him. Boy, I mashed him to a mesh.

I'm afraid I'm going to have to hammer a

little sense into his hard head. I did

it with my own. One little atom smasher.

Ohh

Well, Mr. Fats, I hope I hammered the

message home. What are you going to do

now, big Fats?That ant bugs

me, so I'm going to get a can of

anti-ant repellent and spray that bug

right out of this world. Gee, I don't

know. I think Adam Ant has put Big Fat's

fat into the fire. So long, wise

guy, you are about to get asphyxiated.

In goes the good air. Out

goes the bad.

This 10-pon steamroller ought to flatten

an insect. Looks like I'm going to have

to start playing rough with Big Fat.

Now, cut that out, On Demand. Give me

back my wheel. Very well, if you insist.

Every time I open my big mouth, I put my

foot in it. Are you guys going to

just stand there and watch a guy get

squished?No, big fats. We're going to

close our eyes.

I'm sick and tired of being a nice guy.

From now on, I'm going to get nasty.

What do you say, Fats?Maybe we ought to

give ourselves up, huhI ought to wash

your mouth out with soap for saying such

a nasty thing. This world ain't big

enough for me and that other man. I'm

going to challenge him to a showdown.

OK, Mr. Dynamo, I accept your

challenge. Show me down. I'm giving

you 2 minutes to get out of town. Pardon

me for being nosy. Hold

it, Adam Ant. That's stretching things a

little too far.

How'd you like a rap on the schnozzle

like this?Well, that about

wraps up the case of big Fats.

Gosh, Fats, you look kind of funny. Are

you all right?Of course I'm all

right. That does it. We give up,

Mr. Adam Ant. You're just too much.

Take us back to prison where it's safe.

My pleasure, gentlemen.

Thanks to you, Atamant, Big Fats will

never be a prison dropout again. What do

you mean?Anytime he gets unruly,

we put an Ant in his cell. There isn't an

Ant in the place that can't whip Big Fats

now. Look for yourself. Help! And get him

out of here. Help! Help Come on down and

fight, Fatso. You ain't so tough. Go

pick on somebody your own size.

I get the picture, Wharton. You might say

it took an Ant to make big fats say

uncle. Well,

goodbye, Wharton. So long, Atom Ant.

Up and Adam.

I sure wish he'd use the door like

everybody else.

Just an average day in the life of Up and

Atom. Atom Ant.