01x02 - Crankenshaft's Monster

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On a barren hilltop far from town, way

out of the high rent district, we find

the laboratory of one way out scientist,

Doctor Crankenshaft, MD.

Oh, Doctor Crankenshaft. Yes.

What does the MD stand for?Me doctor.

What else?Now, if you'll

excuse me, I have something cooking. Oh,

certainly, Doctor. Ah, preparing a dish

from a favorite old family recipe. You

might say that. Let's see now. Where

was I?Oh, yes. Fold in one old

inner tube, vintage 1920,

and a pair of used combat boots, and a

half dozen hand grenades, and a

pinch of salt. A pinch of salt?

Don't ask me. The recipe calls for it.

Oh, of course. And now, stir.

I believe I've done it. Yes, I have done

it. I believe you have, Doctor, but what

have you done?I have

created the glob. A monster I can

call my very own.

Yeah, yeahA monster?But isn't he kind of

small?What did you expect?Compacts are

the rage, you know. Compact cars, compact

purses, even compact compacts. Why not a

compact monster?Why not?Ha!

And not only compact, but indestructible

too. Oh

my, didn't that hurt?

And now, my little glob, we must be on

our way. We have a big job ahead of us.

Job, doctor?What are you going to do?What

any mad doctor with a monster will do!

Conquer the world! Conquer the world

with that little guy?Yes, I forgot to

mention my Glob is a gobbling Glob. He

gobbles anything inside and with

every bite he will grow into a bigger

Glob. And only after the

world has surrendered to me will I order

him to stop gobbling. Why he is growing.

Doctor, you're absolutely mad. What else

is new?Uh, but it's

nice to get out of that stuffy patrol car

and rest in the shade of this tree.

Say, what's that strange sound?

Hey, the shade's gone. No wonder the

tree's gone. That's

right, Chief. I was standing in the shade

of this tree when I heard a strange

sound, and then the tree disappeared.

Wait, there it is again.

And now my car's gone. This must be my

day for losing things.

Wow. It's a monster eating up everything

in its path.

That's right, Chief. It's about 7 foot 8.

No, 8 foot 7. Better make that 9 foot



Calling all cards. Calling all cards. Be

on the lookout for Dr. Crankshaft. I'm



Be careful. He's a mad, mad, mad doctor.

There's the doctor, Sergeant. When last

seen, he was following a glob. Night 20

foot two, devouring everything inside.

Eve. And there's the glob. Well, let's

not just sit here. Let's do something.

Yeah, let's get out of here.

Ah, good idea, glob. Let's

pay the bank a little visit. Yeah,

yeahA change will do me good.

How do you do, sir?Do you wish to make a

deposit?No, my glob wishes to

make a withdrawal. Oh, yeah, yeah

Eek! We're being robbed by a glob!

Eat the door off the vault, glob.

Good boy. Now help yourself to some

greens. Cabbage. Missoula.

Money. Yeah, yeah

Go ahead and laugh, Doctor, but it looks

like your game of follow the glob is up.

Or at this very moment, the sound of the

bank burglar alarm has reached none other

than Atom Ant. What's

this?I'm receiving the sound of a burglar

alarm through my Ant antennas. Someone is

robbing the bank, and that's against the

law. Up and Adam, Adam,

hunt!

I'm rich. Today the bank,

tomorrow's the world! Ain't my pet, oops,

blob?Oh, my gosh, it's eating

its way out the back of the bank, and I

told it to stay with me.

So, Dr. Crankinchaft, it's you.

Atomant. Now, listen, Adam. I'm harmless.

It's my glob that you want. Your glob?

Which way did it go?That way. Your glob

did that?It won't obey me anymore.

It's acting on its own now. Oh, yeah?

Well, we'll see about that. Up, and,

Adam! Adam! Retreat, men. That

glob is indestructible.

You can say that again. Let the Air Corps

handle it.

Help. Let me out of here. That

thing isn't human.

So you're the glove, eh

Yeah, yeahWell, what are you waiting

for?Why don't you try gobbling me up?

Just as I thought. It doesn't like ants.

Not enough protein, you know.

So that's it. Trying to squish me, will

you?yeah

Now I'll show you how I handle monsters.

I give the old slim spin and trim them

down the sides. Up you go!

Now we settle this eye to eye. All right,

back to the drawing board.

Yeah, yeahWell, that about wraps up case

number 60743 for Adam Ant.