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01x11 - Dragon Master

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Atom Ant/Secret Squirrel Show". Aired: October 2, 1965 – September 7, 1967.*
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The Atom Ant Show featured the tiny superhero Atom Ant, with additional segments The Hillbilly Bears and Precious Pupp. The Secret Squirrel Show features the master spy Secret Squirrel, backed up with Squiddly Diddly and Winsome Witch.

01x11 - Dragon Master

Post by bunniefuu »

I've done it. It lasts. It's finished.

It's perfected glog. See my time machine.

Will it replace clocks, Dr. Strangebug,

Sir?Nothing like that. When I turn it on,

anyone who stands on that black plate is

sent to another time in past history.

Who's gonna go, oh mad scientist,

Sir?The arch enemy who has spoiled all of

me mad scientific type scheme. You

mean?Yes, Atomant. I'm going

to get rid of him forever. But Dr.

Strangebug, Sir, Atomant won't just

pop in here. He will when I write him.

Dear Atom Ed, I have been a

naughty mad scientist. And I am

sorry. I want to turn over a new leaf.

Yours truly, Dr. Strangebug,

former mad scientist. Well, I shall

have to welcome him into the Good Guy

Club. It worked,

Glog. Here comes atom Ant. Now I'll

put a lump of sugar on the black plate.

Why a lump of sugar, mad scientist

doctor?Because no Ant, not

even atom Ant, can resist a lump of

sugar. I'm the maddest, maddest scientist

in the world. Being a mad doctor

is fun. Come on, Glog, let's go

hide. Anybody home?

He'll find the sugar in a minute. Shh.

The good doctor must be around here

someplace. Say, that was mighty

thoughtful. Leaving a cube of sugar out

for me. We ants have a liking for

picnic food and sugar.

Very good. Uh, there you are,

Doctor. And there you go,

Ataman.

He's gone. He's gone. No more, Ataman.

Where did he go, mad scientist, doctor,

Sir?He went back into the past



Hey, what happened?Where am I?

I get it. That Doctor Strange Bug has

projected me back in time to the days of

King Arthur and his Knights. He sure

tricked me this time. Now what to

do?Uh, a knight. I shall

ride to the castle with him.

I know Doctor Strange Bug won't return me

to the 20th century, so I'll just do my

noble best in these knighthood days.

Brave and fearless Knights of the old

Round Table. We're having trouble

on this day. Every year the fire

breathing dragon raids our town, burns

buildings and devours town folk. Well,

a thing like this causes a

certain amount of talk. So I told a

group of citizens that you, my brave

Knights of your old round table, would

this year intercept, fight and

slay the dragon. Right, brave

knights?

Come back, brave knights. Fellas,

let's talk it over. Tisk,

tisk. Not one of them would volunteer.

I shall volunteer to fight the dragon,

Your Majesty. What?Who speaketh?

I did. Adam Ant. An

Ant?In Your Majesty's service. And

now, sire, I leave to meet the dragon. Up

and Adam, Adam

Ant!

Dragons.

Dragons.

OK, Buster, hold it right there. Dragons

are not allowed in this town, so if you

know what's good for you, you will turn

around and get lost.

OK, he wants to play Ralph, eh

Two can play that game. We start

with the basic toehold.

He got a lot of strength in his toe.

Some Dragons just don't learn.

OK, dragon, you keep on asking for

it.

Sorry for that. I hate to do this to a

dragon, but he's got to find out who's

master around here.

Right by for the king. Let go is

honest here. It's amazing.

Now sit up, hold it, hold it.

That's a good dragon-y. Now play

dead. Now here's a hard

one. Get ready. OK, go

fetch this tree.

I say, he is fetching the tree.

Very good. Relax. Game's over, dragoney.

Huzzah, I'm pip-pip. I'm knighting Atom

Ant this very day.

With the flirt of this royal sword, I...

Atom Ant, are you kneeling?Yes, Your

Majesty. Good, goodI dub

thee a knight of the Round Table, Sir

Atom Ant.

Lucky I had my helmet on.

It's not bad being a knight in days of

old. Hmm

Just think, this machine made Atom Man

disappear. I wonder what this knob

does.

Hey, what's going on in here?I think

I brought back Atamant and a friend.

OK, Draggy baby. Sick and good. Help

me, Doctor, Sir. What's that?

Yikes. Help. Out

of my way, Lord. I shall call off the

chase after a few more miles. Better to

teach those two, a lesson. Help.