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a little boy Nam press me found his
secret out this year that he was once a
pharaoh when Egyptians ruled the world
and have scar tries to get him day and
night but as Guardians to protect
hisc
are hanging by the
crystal of the world
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today
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it is easier to hit a sprinting boar
with a spear at 50 Paces don't sweat it
jall golf takes practice next time try
swiveling your
hips be still my
heart well I got to get going remember
the hips to call bye guys bye
cot you're taking this whole miniature
golf thing way too seriously toal I wish
to be prepared the Young Prince told me
that most of the modern world's great
decisions are made by powerful men and
women while holding these gaming
sticks if you practice enough maybe
Presley will teach you fullsize
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golf him do you mind a no how's the
translation
coming oh not on it was going well until
you decided to drop
in oh sorry the symbols were ancient
even during our time these are
incantations that invoke the power of
this Talisman looks kind of like a
bug it may be small but if I can unlock
its Secrets it would be a powerful
weapon in the struggle against Scarab is
this one of their incantations yes the
pictures translate as by the spirit that
guides us all make me as the beatle
strong but when I say it nothing
happens I got it it says by the spirit
that guides us all make me as a beetle
small who'd want
that I'm
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on what
happened you okay ralth no you had to
open your big
mouth it appears that we've been
transported
somewhere here's a big version of that
Beetle of yours where's everybody else
it appears they weren't brought here so
it's just you and me must be my lucky
day wrath Arman you know what happened I
have an idea the magical Talisman I've
been studying was activated it brought
us here this is an exact replica H it
must be some kind of portal can it send
us back it stands to reason but I'm not
sure how if anyone can figure it out you
can I'm going to scout around get a
sense of our
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surroundings with the bre the
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raw no it cannot
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be what's wrong we we haven't gone
anywhere what are you talking about
clearly we've we're in the Sphinx we
haven't been transported anywhere we've
just
shrunk nice going wrath you spoke the
incantation
it was your Talisman what
incantation H I um I may have made an
error in the translation enlarged I see
that the image denotes size of a beetle
instead of strength it's a common
mistake don't worry wrath we'll simply
wait until the spell wears off well um
that could be a long time how long the
fine print says oh two three centuries
oh great the Young Prince will be well
protected by bodyguards the size of
c*ck we have more immediate
problems at this size we can't open our
sarcophagy he's right we can't recharge
there are other incantations on the
telisman scroll in the museum which
might make us larger but you need the
Talisman to make them work so we either
walk all the way over there find the
scroll and then come all the way back at
this size it'll be like miles or we
carry the talsman with us and you use it
there what's everybody looking at me for
I can't carry that thing by myself hey
guys back I forgot my library CL guys
jakal neptina
the prince with his help getting into
the museum will be easy as bread we must
get his attention hurry where'd they go
it's only been 15 minutes don't suppose
they mind if I grabbed a drink with the
strength of r
Ries it is Ja call stupid
bugs young friends hey hey it's
me so great wo
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Young Prince we must get his attention
do whatever it
takes sorry kid this is going to hurt me
more than it hurts
you down
here down
here
uh-oh that hurt look here Prince he
uh-oh
they must have gone to bed
early say hi to the guys for
me don't just sit there rra get me out
of
here now where did we leave the Talisman
that
way nice sacred
Kitty
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great she thinks we're lunch don't
everyone rush to save me at once we must
show cotti that we are her Masters good
luck back
Simba hey it's your old buddy Arman you
know the one who feeds you you're
welcome cotti do not toy with your mouth
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ERS good sacred
Kitty let's ride her she almost ate me
well now you know how your food feels
nefertina is right we can ride kotti
into the museum and get to the scroll in
minutes she could carry the Talisman too
I am not riding a
cat
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come on girl
left oh
no I told you this was a bad
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I so much for plan a come let us not
waste
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time
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if you wanted to take a break why didn't
you just say so yeah what's the big idea
Arman look at the size of that thing
have you ever seen anything more
beautiful in your entire life
you know I am kind of hungry oh no
absolutely not we are not stopping for
snacks and that is
final why do I let you people talk me
into these things I've almost got it
just a couple more inches well not
inches really cuz we're tiny now
but would you please hurry
up um I'm on I think you should come
down now would you give it a rest wrath
just a second it'll all be over that's
what I'm afraid
of look
out R are you all right yes disgusted
but unharmed now where is jakal help I'm
C hang on help I'm coming with the
strength of
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raw Hermon ja
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call the talsman say now what's this do
hickey migger doing here I'd best to at
this gets back where it belongs great
now we've got to walk all the way back
find the Talisman and Arman and jaal and
then no we keep going what why we're
close to the Scrolls now it'll be easier
to copy the incantation first and then
go find the Talisman what about Arman
and jakal until we reverse the spell
there was little we can do to help them
we'll have to hope they can manage on
their
own stupid cleaning person pass them off
the floors never mind there's D bunnies
under here the size of a
chariot neptina just back away
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slowly oh this just keeps getting better
and
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better
hey slow down will you what could be so
important at the Museum this time of
night what is it
cotti are the mummies and
trp I learned one thing from this
experience watch that we got to get a
hot tub for the Sphinx this feels
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great
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yeah trying to get the jump on Old
Charlie HH but you never Take Me Alive
you rotten little Presley thunderation
boy you should not have sneak up on an
Old Navy man like that what you doing
here anyway uh my mom sent me to get
something from her office well grab a
sponge boy neither one of us are going
anywhere until this mess is cleaned
up rapies huh Young Prince over here
what the heck happened to you
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guys huh
so the Navy huh so like what did you do
there Presley if I told you I'd have to
k*ll
you it's just kitten son now where is
that old dog Murdoch
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Murdock careful that they can sense fear
thanks for the advice can they sense
intense
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annoying
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Nea that seems to have gotten its
attention great I'll just stand here
cracking my whip all night perhaps not
see if you can back it up a few
Paces little more
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excellent
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at last the document
chamber so where's this scroll why it's
right over there oh my it seemed closer
the last time we were here how the heck
are we going to get up there we can't
climb that thing not to worry I have a
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plan so then that old boy says I don't
think you can mail a duck and I says to
him well sure you can you just got to
put the stamps on the bill there and you
have a hard time find the scroll and
then come all the way back but you need
the Talisman to make them work and
that's how he came to be in the bucket I
only hope the others are all right we
have to get you guys out of here no
sorry boy some dang bug flying around in
here so anyway like I was saying we
wasn't about to pay full price for that
woodchuck but he said it was a grade a
woodchuck and I says I don't care what
grade he got him but then that boy was
downright crazy if you asked me because
he asked me how much would a woodchuck
of a woodchuck woodchuck wood and I said
well would what what yeah when I told
him I told him and and that's what
happened uh Charlie is that really an
autographed picture of Mike Connor TV's
manx oh yeah Mike yeah he's a good guy
that Mike I first met Mike in 56 or was
it uh 65 oh no 62 I remember cuz that
was when me and Larry met cjack but but
that's another story and so Mike says to
me he says well that's not an hard joke
he
says so we jump off this statue fly
across the room on a paper bird and let
go when we get to the scroll that's your
plan well a close approximation well I'm
glad to see you thought this out oh just
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jump
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there you see I told you it would
work wa mad dog at 12:00 lean Li
Li
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The Winds of Fate are with us more like
the central heating system of Fate
sounds like they came from the document
room I better go check on that doohickey
we can't Glide around here all night
sooner or later that hellhound is going
to get us perhaps not
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look
all right sacred Kitty quickly let's
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land excellent my friends quickly the
incantation to make us
big well a difficult translation not the
way I would have phrased it come on
wrath it's nearly done yes that's it
hold on to your rappings everyone uh no
Charlie you put the Talisman back in the
case remember right after I got here hey
did you really meet Mike Connors huh
quiet boy if anything happens to that
doohickey it'll be my
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hide well sure enough it's right where
it belongs I guess you were right huh
I'm a better you than I
thought
murog where is that dog
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murog man I must have walked 40 scale
miles tonight I'm dead on my feet
uh no pun intended I'd better put those
incantations away they've caused enough
Mischief where's our man surely he is as
tired as we are I think he went to get a
snack for some reason he wanted the
magic
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Talis
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uhoh about that shrinking
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incantation
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a little boy Nam Presley found his
secret out this year that he was once a
pharaoh when Egyptians ruled the world
and now some sorcerer named Scarab tries
to get him day and night but Presley has
for Guardians to protect his very
life2
the protction for the new R SE the
they're hanging by the fris bay the
Protectors of the world
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today he has from 1545 BC he protection
for the te he they hanging by the
Western gate they're going to save the
world today the Egyptian way the the is
alive
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01x34 - Honey, I Shrunk the Mummies
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In ancient Egypt, an evil sorcerer named Scarab kills the pharaoh's son, Prince Rapses, to become immortal.
In ancient Egypt, an evil sorcerer named Scarab kills the pharaoh's son, Prince Rapses, to become immortal.