01x41 - We've Got One

[bunniefuu]

joining us we have a secret outlet here

and he was one the barrel when he give

me a cigar you

Tuesday

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no sign of scarab

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I know did you smell him

that may just be Hamas Hey split up and

find him

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you'll have to do better than that

sorcerer

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so you crash your party I've got company

down here guys

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oh yeah goggle mommy

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look I hold here in my hands the truth

and I hold in my hand a donut in a

double half-caf mocha latte grande with

a pinch of cinnamon

I'm serious Bob everybody knows that the

government works day and night to cover

up evidence of the alien contact and you

know why hey you're gonna tell me

because they think we can't handle the

truth but there are a few courageous

people desperately trying to expose that

truth yeah well I'm desperately trying

to enjoy a break

so gotten it hey hey what the heck's

going on in there

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become more trouble than it's worth

let us patrol my obtain officer down

we need an AK Ulis it's one of those

aliens mom I wish you could see this I

finally got proof do you think Arab I'm

sure you two off in this direction

wait what's that they have rap

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we have a male police officer

unconscious but stable possible heading

back injuries the whaling chariots

stopped there and the healers took wrap

inside there's no telling what they're

doing to wrap we've got to get him after

there we must take care not to endanger

innocent bystanders and if we are

recognized it will only make matters

worse I've got an idea what are good

ideas that's my partner you got there he

gonna be okay please wait outside

officer good post people's responsive

get me a series of spinal x-rays stat

John Doe here is an elderly male no

pulse sir vital signs is this a joke

this man has obviously been deceased for

a very long time he looks almost

mummified

take him down to the morgue we can start

your not taking him anywhere he's a

genuine space alien officer would you

like some water or a sedative call

security

no he's fine I won't let you take him

decent proof I need

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you're destroying evidence I won't let

you cover enough well I gotta find a

phone okay can I help you people yes sir

we are the relatives of uncle Rathbone

yeah PC LGB gentleman who was brought in

earlier oh I'm so sorry

of course you may see the deceased right

away good what's the name of her Cyrus's

going on here

oh sure myself out

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oh no the alien is on the loose and he's

already claimed its first victim I gotta

find him not so fast there mister what

are you doing down here all alone - I

knew you let's get you back to bed and

let's do something about those bandages

are filthy huh I'm sorry you just

startled me I'm a little overtired yeah

thank you

no problemo um how can I help you

we're looking for our dear departed

uncle we were told he was just brought

down here tall fellow wrapped in

bandages no sense of humor oh oh sure

he's right over you setup you you are

like him don't come near me security

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great now how do we find ground we

search we apparently need a better way

to keep hidden oh I know the heating

vents the people on the spirit box

always crawl through the heating vent

get real Armand you can get your big toe

into a heating vent this time I have an

idea there now doesn't that feel a whole

lot better

no oh now don't you be a gloomy Gus look

like just got those advantages broken in

this wrong you thought you could

outsmart the San Francisco Police

Department didn't you well you might be

able to fool this weak-minded child but

you're Hailey and hypnosis won't work on

me security Hey

all the jokes the snickering behind my

back

hey Joe seen any flying saucers lately

Hey Joe where are you bad Mars children

can be super are we k*lling him now I've

captured a real live alien and I'm not

letting you out of my sight no one will

ever laugh at me again secure the

specimen

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hey it stopped this immediately get most

uncomfortable no other guy is the

nutcase

don't tell me how to do my job listen up

little Missy tell your people I expect

complete cooperation or you will be

charged with impeding a federal

investigation this is a government

operation now hey Jesus agents Ellis who

are you and how do you know my name

yeah officer Joe Pendleton sir SFPD I

don't want to called you that still

doesn't explain how you knew me officer

or how you knew to contact the agency no

well uh UFO quarterly black copter

Digest and of course the alt dot

conspiracies dot saucer doc paranoia oh

that accursed Internet you did the right

thing officer your country thanks you

you can count on me sir

I'm just honored to be part of a real

federal investigation you've done more

than enough citizen we'll take it from

here

okay I'll keep tabs on things up here

nothing will get by me

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I have a good feeling I'm being watched

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the subject has no detectable bumps in

fact he appears to have no bodily fluids

whatsoever of course not

mommy's subject tissue appears necrotic

d*ck but not the Duke you mind

as I was saying subjects tissue appears

completely dead and that's bad yes quite

furthermore the creature has no internal

organs

I do seven minute job mate thanks to my

friend bring in the cop the one who was

brought in with the subject I want to

full spec on him he may have picked up

some alien virus yeah if you're quite

through cooking you full of holes

may I care now oh no my friend you're

going on a little trip this is Phillips

scramble the containment jet full fallen

angel team and tell the general we've

got a live one

kinda hmm this must be the children's

section of the hospital

oh come on kid can't you tell her mama

there you are I keep getting you people

your shift starts on the hour but madam

I'm afraid don't but madam me this

patients been waiting an hour and a half

for a gas on that leg

sir button your lip and start wrapping

girls very well

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harsh people but come on one more push

there you go it's a boy oh never mind

excuse me sorry

well I'll say this much for you your

sorrow this bed that morning after

feasted servic it won't what's happened

to me who are you and why have you taken

me prisoner more importantly who and

what are you I'm AM uninsurance salesman

have you ever considered what would

happen you're fat you got mine how

stupid do you think I am do you really

want me to inspect very funny mr. alien

we'll see how funny you are when the

general gets a holey in Obion let me go

please you can't do it to me I got right

Oh waiter the cheap in the back hey it's

you you're you're one of those guys well

I'm not yes you are no I'm not yes you

are and when the general gets a load of

you I'll get promoted out of this back

room desk job to where the real action

is but before that can happen I have to

give the general a full report and that

means you my

a sign of wrath no luck Armand how did

you fare don't ask

it is horrible they could be doing

anything too right yes we were ever in

need of a sign from the gods it is now

oh excuse me doc the alien and his human

counterpart have wills of iron our most

advanced interrogation techniques you

nothing but they have yet to face the

general

alright gentlemen let's go bag us a

little green man for the last time where

is our friend you get nothing out of me

you alien scum well earthling since you

won't give us the information

voluntarily we have no choice but to use

the mind probe already the nasty trill

thing commander No okay okay

I'm telling everything this guy agent

Phillips he's got the other alien in

some lab they set up in the basement

we're in the basement I don't know

lieutenant prepare the drill thing no

look that's all I know

they wouldn't let me in the lab if you

want to find them do you better hurry

before they take him to their secret

base why what happens there

I don't know they'll probably cut him

open to see what makes him tick the

basement

Oh get something let me down

alien guys anybody

that's got to be the place

I think another change of costume is in

order I hope they have husky sizes I

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can't see a thing

come on you know the thing you're

standing on my foot

quiet I think I see him oh yeah there is

surprise will be our ally never Tina and

you go back and hold the elevator

our Mon and I will sneeze ramp and roll

him out the door right let's do it now

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and for the elevator we'll sort things

out there stop them

when they're two-for-one sale the

policeman

oh man we gotta get rid of this guy

before he comes to know he'll be fine

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you after that guy you come with me

those guys are crazy

hang on partner I'll get you out of this

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oh man which one is which all that right

there um eenie meenie miney moe

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I am surrounded by incompetence

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the general you grabbed that journey and

follow me yes sir

general regional sub director Phillips

sir where is it Phillips I present to

you the space alien hey you want a navy

anemone we take medial eat it but first

get me off of his thing but he's not it

was the other tell us sir

I swear upon my honor one more word and

I'll have you up on charges agent you

know I think I will grant your request

for a transfer Phillips

I hear Antarctica is very nice

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what the heck and unity partners but I

tell you this much you're gonna explain

it to the chief

let me see an empty you gotta admit Rath

they probably never seen anything like

you before especially the way that

little nurse wrapped you up the new

busybody I don't know where I think she

was kind of sweet on you

hey Dee of course that's when she

thought you were from Mars

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a little boy named crust without a

secret out this year and he was once a

pharaoh when he kept his rule the world

and apple sauce or same dare try to get

him day's night one Percy has more

guardians to protect it 55 BC and

production for the 2010 budget risk obey

protectors of the world Tuesday

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he has an eye from 1525 to be a

protection for the faribault he has an

underhanded by the western gate that

gonna take the world to day the Egyptian

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