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02x01 - Franny's Manners/Swamp Thing

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Franny's Feet". Aired: July 8, 2003 – October 31, 2010.*
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A 5-year-old girl named Franny visits with Grandpa every day at his shoe repair shop in Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada.

02x01 - Franny's Manners/Swamp Thing

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Frannies Manners

[Applause]

one step at a time who could suppose

what together we'll find with every pair

of shoes that we try we'll have a new

adventure you and i

[Applause]

where will my feet take me today

nobody knows for sure

places

[Music]

yes i need ten boxes of shoelaces six

boxes of shoe nails

[Music]

no no

shoe nails not blue pails

[Music]

and i need more shoe polish too

grandpa watch me watch me

[Music]

giddy up

whoa

good boy molasses

[Music]

that's all thank you very much goodbye

[Music]

did you see us grandpa

yes and i heard you too frannie it isn't

good manners to interrupt when someone's

on the phone

sorry grandpa sometimes molasses and i

get carried away

[Music]

that's all right

crabapples manners can get in the way of

having fun can't they

a customer

[Music]

and what can we do for you

i went to a costume party a salons a lot

but i sort of left these outside in that

big storm

and now you sound like sir squeaks a lot

well don't worry d squeaking is my

specialty

franny could you put these in a fixing

box please

okay grandpa

where will my feet take me today

[Music]

Mighty Mailboxes

mighty mailboxes i wonder who lives here

i do

who are you

[Music]

you're a dragon

you're a knight

oh no i'm not even a real knight i only

borrowed these boots

in that case i'm pleased to meet you

i'm arnie

i'm frannie

it's nice to meet you too

sorry about your sandwiches oh that's

okay

i don't need them after all

but aren't you expecting company

[Music]

i already had company my friend wendell

the wizard just left

he didn't even finish his lunch

why

wendell's so picky about manners i did

some teensy things wrong and he called

my table manners beastly

gee he does sound picky who cares about

silly old manners

exactly

they only get in the way of having fun

hey

there's still plenty of food why don't

you stay for lunch

i'd love to

then pull up a chair

and since we both think manners are

silly

let's make it

no man is allowed

okay that sounds like fun

what a pretty napkin

no we don't need napkins

we don't need forks or spoons either

they're for people with

manners

don't forget the butter knife

butter knife

since we're eating with new manners

let's start with dessert

cookies i want the gingerbread one

[Music]

um

oh

did you have to take the gingerbread

cookie

it's my favorite

i'm sorry

i guess i should have asked first

no don't be silly

that would have been good manners

besides we have lots of other food like

toast

[Applause]

you're a very good toaster

can i have mine with butter

of course

allow me

don't butter it with your finger

hey

you were the one who got rid of the

butter knife

um

maybe i'll have something else

chocolate pudding

[Music]

oh this is the life right franny

[Music]

right ernie

doesn't know what he's missing

[Music]

um your slurping is really getting under

my scales

but i have to slurp i don't have a spoon

besides it tastes better when you slurp

really

let me try

[Music]

my

dress i'm so sorry

my claws were all slippery from the

butter oh this is all my fault

it's my fault too

i did make you put away the butter knife

but i was the one who wanted to have

lunch with no manners in the first place

oh

[Music]

it sounded like a good idea

i suppose wendell was right

good manners are important otherwise

everything gets messy

and we end up not being nice to each

other

from now on i'm going to have the very

best manners

i'll be a perfect

gentle beast

good for you ernie

i'm sorry i said your muffins were yucky

and i'm sorry i picked my teeth with my

claws

and

and i'm sorry i was showing off my fire

breathing at the table

very well

i accept your apology hooray

[Music]

does this mean i'm your lunch buddy

again

oh

think about it

oops

i almost forgot

these are for you

gingerbread biscuits

my favorite

mine too

but these ones are just for you

he made them in star and moon shapes

just like on your head

oh my

that's so thoughtful

thank you

i can see that you really have changed

arnie

now where are my manners

come in we can all have tea and biscuits

i wish i could but i should go home to

my grandpa now

how do you have to

yes but thank you for lunch and it was

nice to meet you too wendell

come back anytime freddie

but before you go

there's one little thing i'd like to

give you

pudding us

clean up it

[Music]

the stains are gone

thanks

you're welcome goodbye franny

bye

come back soon

bye ernie bye wendell

[Music]

Manners

that was mannerific

[Music]

it's ernie's napkin

you never know when a napkin will come

in handy

[Music]

another treasure for my shoebox

hi grandpa

am i interrupting you

not at all

what have you been up to

lots of things

i met a dragon named ernie and we had

lunch with no manners allowed

really

uh-huh

but i didn't get any toast and he didn't

get any pudding so we learned that

manners are pretty useful after all

i'm glad to hear it

grandpa

i'd like to read a story but my books

are up on the shelf could you please

reach one for me of course

[Music]

which book do you want

the one about the dragons

good choice

here you are

thank you grandpa

where will my feet take me tomorrow

[Music]

hello pickle hello pickle

what are you doing over there franny

dear

i'm playing with pickle

hello pickle

see grandpa he likes it

hello pickle

hello pickle

now franny i don't think pickle likes it

when you tap on his bowl

you can look at him but please don't

touch the glass

a new customer

happy morning to you sir how can we meet

your shoe repair needs

have you ever spent days in a stream

fly fishing trying to catch the most

legendary fish in the country

no but i have spent lots of time in a

shoe shop doing if i do say so myself

legendary repairs like these wet and

squishy boots we'll have them ready by

friday in the fix a box they go

[Music]

where will my feet take me today

[Music]

Swamp Thing

a muddy swamp

[Music]

well okay

[Music]

god don't see a lester

[Music]

what a riot

not over there over here

but i

i thought you said over here

you're gonna ruin the joke

come on i'll show

[Music]

where are you

i'm so confused

graham you're a riot

that is pretty funny

no it isn't

graham never thinks anything's funny

you're a great guy graham

goodbye lester

come on

don't be like that

what's your name lady

fanny fan tootsie friendy friend what

see

never mind

i'll call you

googly eyes i like you googly eyes you

laugh at my jokes

is graham your friend the best i got but

who leads him i got you to play with now

how's about a tour of the swamp

is there lots of mud to jump in i like

jumping

i'm a frog

jumping's what i do

come on

oh hey

hang on a sec

i'll be right back

okay i'll be right here

that last is a funny frog

okay

coming over

coming

i am

this way

over here

hi

gotcha

i'm over here

what but i thought

[Music]

stuck

looks like you were in a sticky

situation

[Music]

wow

[Applause]

why aren't you laughing

because i don't think anything's funny

what happened to you first lester was

here and then he was there and then i

got confused and my boot got stuck let

me help you

and i'll just

wiggle under here

and

got it

thank you graham

my pleasure

would you care to join me on the rest of

my walk i would love to

where are you going the phone's just

starting

can i come

absolutely not your pranks hurt peoples

and snakes his feelings

i was just joking

[Music]

look a glass of lemonade

i see a pair of shoes

and here comes even more glasses of

lemonade

there and there

and there

you really like lemonade

i love lemonade

i drink it every day if i could

[Music]

lester what's going on

hey googly eyes

i'm so unhappy

i was just trying to have fun but

because my jokes aren't funny no one

likes me anymore some jokes aren't funny

because they make other people feel bad

like my pranks that no one laughs at but

me

exactly

of course

graham

what did i do

graham's my best friend

we have to make it up to him

but how googly eyes

he likes lemonade

what do i know about lemonade i know

jokes

come on

hi graham sorry to interrupt your cloud

watching but come with me

lester wants to see you

no way i'm not falling for that one

again he's gonna call me over and i'll

be all alone and confused while he

laughs

but it's not like that this time

how about if i carry you well why didn't

you say so

[Music]

it's a surprise party for you graham

a

surprise party

we even have swamp water for the party

boring old swamp water huh

yep

have a sip

hey

is that a pile of lemons behind you

[Music]

um

yeah

but don't worry about that just have a

sip your boring old swamp water

here i go

boring old swamp water

it's

lemonade

my

favorite

[Music]

that's one funny frog

googly eyes would you like a glass of

lemonade

i'd love one but i better get going

okay bye

bye googly eyes see you again sometime

bye

[Music]

a lily from the swamp

[Music]

another treasure for my shoebox

[Music]

what are you doing franny

i have to say sorry to pickle for

tapping on his bowl oh yes i thought he

liked it

no i liked it but lester the frog and

grand the gullible snake showed me that

sometimes what you think is fun isn't

fun for everyone and the funnest things

are the things everyone can enjoy

that's very grown up of you thanks

grandpa

pickles sleeping

i'm sorry pickle

[Music]

where will my feet take me tomorrow

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

you