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01x14 - Olivia Plays Piano Olivia Trains Her Cat

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Olivia". Aired: 26 January 2009 – 29 October 2015.*
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Taking place in a world where all characters are pigs, Olivia revolves around the title character and her family.

01x14 - Olivia Plays Piano Olivia Trains Her Cat

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oh

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i will be the customer in the restaurant

and you can be the waiter

i want to be the customer you can be the

customer after me okay

here's your dinner ma'am

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this is much too spicy take it back

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no no no

it's not hot enough take it back

hot but not hot i mean hot but not spicy

here you are

and this is just right

okay now you be the customer

olivia

it's time for your piano lesson

i'm sorry sir but the kitchen is closed

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hmm

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[Applause]

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hello

can you hear me yes i need to book a

band for a party i'm planning for mrs

heller

no i do not want it to sound anything

like the music you're hearing

[Music]

maybe just a little more practice this

week olivia

no problem miss parker

i love to practice

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bye bye thanks again

kids i have a surprise for you two yeah

mother and i are taking you to a concert

saturday night yay

oh boy

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

it's about time for you to begin piano

lessons ian

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i'm going to call miss porker and for

you tomorrow

oh

he has a real gift

isn't that wonderful watch this i can

play with my eyes closed

oh that's my boy

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waiting for the mail today olivia i have

a package for you send to siberia please

sorry olivia i can't accept any packages

that may contain little brothers

rule of life number 52 if your mom is

having a baby and she asks you whether

you want a brother or sister that does

not mean you're really gonna get the

kind you asked for

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olivia we need to discuss your actions

today first of all

it simply isn't practical to mail your

brother to siberia sweetie let's look at

the financial aspect it's uh 32 dollars

a pound times ian's weight uh comes to

1 120 plus uh insurance

that's uh yeah almost 1500 now

i know sometimes you're not thrilled

with your little brother william is my

little brother ian is my little father

nice yeah but nonetheless he is part of

your family and family is very important

i don't think you'd really want him to

be lost forever

oops look what i did

help me clean this up olivia

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would you mind taking the children to

the grocery store and picking up a few

things

i've typed up a list for you

this party i'm organizing is taking

forever to come together

don't forget anything

no not you elise i was talking to my

husband now what sort of cake were you

thinking about

chocolate

no darling i'm talking to elise

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catch got it oh how about this one gosh

i got it

hey wait for me

oops

no

no over here come back

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kids grab those watermelons

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oh

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well

maybe not

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father you left me in in the store

huh

one two three

oops i must have

i saved ian he's going to be eternally

grateful to me

thanks a lot olivia you're very welcome

were you scared no i wasn't scared and

if i had been lost for five more minutes

the manager was gonna give me a whole

box of chocolate bars

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you missed our house dad oh you're right

i don't understand how you could have

forgotten one of the children

uh

next time maybe you should write their

names in the list of things to bring

home from the store

anyway the good thing is olivia is the

one who told me i had forgotten him i

think she's over being jealous

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[Applause]

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[Applause]

um

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oh

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i'm really proud of you for telling

father that ian was missing thank you

and are you proud of me for helping

carry in the groceries yes and are you

proud of me for protecting william from

the rolling watermelons the rolling

never mind and are you proud of me for

being smart and funny and fashionable

olivia

sometimes you really wear me out

but i love you anyway

i love you anyway too

guess what i decided to take up the

violin

well that's really

wonderful

and then all the other instruments in

the orchestra and after that i'm going

to learn to be a conductor

today miss porker and said i was playing

louder than ever before

good night olivia

good night

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you

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oh

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julian i'm hiding find me

julian you're supposed to try and find

me remember

hide and seek actually i like to play

sudden watch

my cat gwendolyn can jump through two

hoops forward and backwards and she

stands on her tippy toes my cat edwin

can dance ballet

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gwendolyn

i just remembered gwendolyn can make

yummy macaroni and cheese my cat edwin

used to make plain macaroni and cheese

now

he makes three cheese macaroni and bakes

cupcakes you know what might be very fun

a show-and-tell day for you and your

pets why i'll even bring in a couple of

my furry friends because they're so

pretty yes

they all get momma's wiggle babies

as i was saying

yes olivia i have an even better idea

mrs hogg muller can we have a talent

show for our pets they can all do a

trick and whoever is the best will win a

prize a pet talent show my oh my how do

i keep coming up with such fantastic

ideas

fun idea olivia gwendolyn loves a good

challenge

edwin doing tricks i think edwin could

surprise us and julian ready okay edwin

energy

jump

you can't get him to jump if he won't

move

i'll get him to move

here we go

come on edwin all you have to do is move

two inches for your very favorite food

sardines

maybe one inch

is there a problem sweetie it's edwin i

really need to teach him some tricks but

he won't listen to me at all

oh i'm sorry

that's edwin plus cats only do what they

want to do olivia

good girl

now on your hind legs

now walk backwards and a flip

wow gwendolyn that was perfect

okay pet lovers

what the fun begin daisy why don't you

go first

this is trevor my hamster he smiles

harold

behold my talking parrot hi

there hi

bear hi

sam this is sally

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this is bernie my lizard he uh

sticks his tongue out a lot

he also catches flies

where would we be without lizards olivia

your turn

edwin the famous circus cat

will now perform some amazing tricks

[Applause]

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i am the great olivia eeny i am going to

hypnotize my cat you're getting sleepy

sleepy

edwin listens to all my commands

edwin you will snore

really loud

it did very well

and now it's time to see the last pet

francine and gwendolyn

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meet gwendolyn she's very talented

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great job kids

no question about the winner it's

gwendolyn

oh my gosh mrs h did someone come in

second

well yes

there is a tie for second place

it's between

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well it sounds like a very fun pet show

and tell

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i still can't believe francine won the

first prize and i didn't i agree you

should have won

and your lizard was really good too

thanks

and bernie thanks you too

make sure to feed edwin now honey

okay mom come here edwin

edwin

edwin edwin

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edwin's not outside i don't know where

he is

you can't tell anyone we have to find

him edwin moved he never moves something

must be really important to him for him

to move

rule of life number 24

if you have a pet that never ever ever

moves watch out cause one day he will

it's okay we just have to look in all

his usual places

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what's lost

nothing

a toy a book an edwin

edwin's nowhere

i guess we'll look in the not usual

edwin places

follow me

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my you all look sad

what's wrong

well

i can't find anyone anywhere and we

looked everywhere

well you know cats can be tricky but

edwin isn't tricky he can't do one trick

well someone must have seen him

do you know this cat

here's some thinking music for you

so

fluff face it is gwendolyn

maybe using this will help

take another look gwendolyn

yes he looks sort of familiar

good now when did you last see this cat

my cat is innocent no one said she

wasn't i'm just asking a few questions

here

now

think

where were you on the day of

of today

i did not see edwin after we walked home

from school ah so you know i had one's

name

yes i do but that is all i know

of course

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i don't know what you're talking about

he's here

i know he is edwin it's time to come

home

edwin you're doing tricks he must have

snuck in i've been busy teaching herman

my new dog some tricks uh they really

like each other

we'll give them a kitty playdate after

i'm through playing with my amazing

cat see you francine

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i think maybe after i'm an explorer a

doctor a conductor an artist and a pilot

i'll be a detective or a cat trainer

sounds like a very busy life

yep and you know what would really help

me another cat don't say no yet

just one more cat

good night olivia we have a perfectly

wonderful cat in a very full house

no more pets for now

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