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01x17 - Olivia and the Babies Olivia's Good Luck

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Olivia". Aired: 26 January 2009 – 29 October 2015.*
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Taking place in a world where all characters are pigs, Olivia revolves around the title character and her family.

01x17 - Olivia and the Babies Olivia's Good Luck

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pinto beans garbanzo beans beans that

kids should never have to eat

beans mom can we buy corn

instead I don't think I've ever seen a

cuter child he should be in the movies

he is a handsome One I think I'll keep

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them mom uh yes Olivia can we buy corn

instead of beans of course pick out a

can Olivia what should we do this one

has a toy race car inside but the

cereals got those gross marshmallow

things we don't like and this one has a

toy zebra but the cereal gets too soggy

keep looking Ian there's got to be

something better you're

right Mom what's creamed corn

oh isn't he darling oh thank you Mom yes

Olivia what's creamed corn uh something

that upset your father's stomach just

get a can of regular

corn look at those

dimples and that smile

oh and what a nose you must be one happy

mother okay what's better chocolate oat

Crunchies even if it doesn't come with a

toy just something called fiber or honey

puffed rice with free stick on tattoos

Ian I can't think about cereal right now

I've decided I'm going to be a mommy and

I've got a lot to

do who's mommy's pretty

baby Hello Olivia hello is there any

mail for me or my baby little Olivia oh

my goodness what an adorable baby you

have Olivia yes he is cute I think I'll

keep him bye little

Olivia hi Mrs Hogan Mueller I might be

late for school tomorrow I have a baby

now

a oh isn't he a vision of loveliness

thank you Gucci Gucci go wow look at

that precious wet

nose he got that from his father's side

of the

family he got that from his father's

side too excuse me Mrs Hogan meller but

it's his snack

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time

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that one no that one wait I'll take that

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one I think I'll have

another wait here

Edwin what would mommy's favorite babies

like to do

today

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that's a great idea little Olivia we'll

go to the park little

Olivia oh hello Francine I didn't see

you there I was talking to my babies

little Olivia and little Olivia too

they're such a

handful can I see oh my gosh they're so

cute would you like to be a mommy too of

course I

would here

gwendaline Olivia meet Franny my baby

hello Franny how are

you she's a little fussy today maybe she

needs a nap it's not her nap time I

always put her down for a nap at the

same time every day but what if she's

tired now I think I know how to be a

mother

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Olivia little Olivia too get back in the

carriage what kind of a mommy are you

your babies are causing trouble they are

not causing trouble they're just getting

their exercise quelin I I mean Franny

come back to

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Mommy

I'm sorry to say this Francine but I

think it would be best if Franny didn't

play with my babies

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anymore no little Olivia too this bottle

is for little Olivia you've had

yours maybe you need to be

burped

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am I going to have to separate you

two sorry I can't come over Julian I

just put my babies down for a

nap this is the first chance I've had to

color all day I'll call you later when

the kids are

up Olivia can you do me a favor shh

Mommy I just got them to

sleep oh oh can I leave you in charge of

William for a few minutes while I make

an important phone call you want me to

be William's Mommy

too well I just want you to keep an eye

on him for a few minutes do you think

you can do that of course I've got lots

of experience being a mommy I'll be in

my office if you need

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me

pH William do you mind if I call you

little Olivia 3 how would you like to

help mommy

color that's very good little Olivia

3 I'm going to get you out of

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here Ian you woke up my

babies rule of Life number 21 little

brother don't know anything about being

a mommy you kids get back to bed this

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instant okay sh mommy's here stop crying

are you hungry little Olivia

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37

little Olivia 92 don't poke your

sister don't cry sweetie Mommy will get

to you sooner or

later

aha

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t

it's okay little Olivia 3 they're just

playing is everything all right down

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there look at mommy little Olivia 3 look

at Mommy

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thank you Olivia looks like you did an

excellent

job woo I'm glad you're back being a

mommy is a lot of work I think I'll wait

until I'm old like

you and I'm sure when you do become a

mommy you'll be mother of the

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year

well that's all for tonight Olivia I

can't have one more no I've read three

already I always read a hundred books to

my babies before they go to sleep well

they must be very lucky babies they are

are you sure you can't read another book

I'm positive now we need to save some

for

tomorrow sweet dreams

Olivia

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I love making veggie loaf it's my

favorite food in the whole world well

since it's your favorite would you mind

shaping it into a loaf on that pan for

me oh hello oh hi oh how are you rule of

Life number 24 just because it's called

a veggie loaf doesn't mean it can't be

something more exciting like a veggie

Castle why does the veggie loaf look

like a spiny toad well that should be

fine I'll get back to you tomorrow

goodbye that was Francine's mom she just

hired me to plan Francine's birthday

party really Mom you have the coolest

job ever and since Francine's my second

best friend I have all kinds of great

ideas for her party I better go work on

them right

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now Mom can I show you something sure

honey what's

up presenting my ideas for Francine's

birthday party first the

entertainment

behold

elephantina the elephant queen of

Asia Francine since it's your birthday

you get the first ride this is the best

birthday surprise ever woohoo

woo

honey I don't think Francine's parents

would like an elephant in their backyard

that's okay I have lots more

ideas

behold the tasty Tower of cupcakes

Francine since it's your birthday I will

personally get you the pink cupcake from

the tippy top of the tower pink is my

favorite cupcake flavor I

know I don't think so sweetie then how

about three monkeys playing the kazoo or

train Polar Bears so you could sing

happy birthday honey I appreciate your

help but I really need to figure out

what would make this a special birthday

party for Francine now what does

Francine like best oh the same things as

me um ballet singing soccer uh pony

rides Olivia well she likes some of the

same things as me like uh

hm planning a party is hard isn't it

Olivia hurry it's time for the kiky the

kangaroo show oh yeah Francine really

really really likes Kiki the kangaroo

too

bye H Kiki the

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kangaroo delivery sign here thank

you it's for you

hun that looks like Kiki the kangaroo

that's right it's a costume it's for

Francine's birthday Kiki is coming to

Francine's

party and now I'd like to introduce a

very special guest on my show

Olivia hi there Olivia hi KiKi I'm so

excited to be on your show when I was

little I used to watch your show Kiki

and dream of the day I would be a guest

and here you are so what are you going

to do for us today I'm going to sing my

version of your theme song while my good

friend Francine plays piano take it away

girls hopping all around the town the

fun never ends he's KY the kangaroo he's

looking for a friend and that friend is

surely

you okay here we go it's a little small

but I suppose I could squeeze myself

into it honey no you don't have to be

kicky now Olivia you really have to keep

this a secret you wouldn't want to ruin

Francine's birthday surprise I know it

could be hard to keep a secret when

you're 6 and 3/4 years old I can do it I

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promise I'm so glad you can all come to

my birthday party I heard my mother

talking to Olivia's mother who is

planning the party and there's going to

be a huge fantastic surprise it's true

so I was thinking the surprise could be

ice skating or pony rides or a jumpy

tent or there could be fairy tale

costumes a magic show or clowns that

sounds amazing we love clowns clowns

that's not a huge fantastic

surprise so what is it you can tell us

um I can tell you what color the

decorations are purple and pink and

there's going to be strawberry punch we

love strawberry punch not as much as

clowns but what about the

surprise

Francine I'm sorry I can't tell but

you're going to really like it I

promise okay okay I've done the goodie

bags the decorations are up the cake is

on its way William your mommy is quite a

party planner well thank you honey where

are your party ribbons I'm not sure if

fancy even wants me to come to her party

anymore since I wouldn't tell her the

surprise oh honey she'll be so excited

when she sees Kiki she'll be glad you

didn't ruin the surprise really really

in that case I think I'll wear my

favorite red dress coming through coming

through perfect but I'd better hurry I

have to get over to the party so when

Kiki comes by please tell me to change

into the costume and come right over to

the

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party dad Harry keeps chewing my

favorite ball that's because it's his

favorite ball too in but how can I make

him stop how do I look you can't very

nice come on little

fella hello hi I'm Kiki the kangaroo I

think you have my costume here

almost there ow ow where did that tail

come from here we

go they don't make these costumes like

they used

to there easy as pie call it a hunch but

I don't think this is going to work out

you're telling me this costume's so

tight I can hardly breathe but what

about Francine's party she's waiting for

a huge fantastic surprise I promise well

unless there's a short little person who

knows all of my song and dance routines

your friend is out of luck I know just

the person who can do

it this is weird Olivia would never miss

a party maybe her family went on a trip

Harold her mom is right over there maybe

it was a short trip H it's a very nice

party but is my is my surprise coming

soon he um it should be here any minute

now I

hope hello

everyone wow I'm Kiki the kangaroo happy

birthday

Francine would you like to sing a song

with me me sing with you

yes there's something familiar about

that

voice

it comes around just once a year a day

we hold so dear so jump on up and show

your Glee and dance a birthday Dance

with

Me hop to the left and hop to the right

jump three times with all your spin

around and wiggle and do the

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birthday Kiki wait I have to go get my

friend Olivia she has to meet you nice

work Kiki thanks m i mean

thanks Olivia's

mother Kiki was right here I can't

believe Olivia kept that a secret me

neither Olivia's not at

home Olivia you missed the best surprise

ever you mean Kiki oh I just saw him he

had to go to another birthday party but

he told me to give this to you he also

told me that you're an excellent singer

and Dancer Kiki said that about

me this is the best birthday

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ever see Dad it's a half hop half bounce

I don't know if I will ever need to know

how to hop or bounce like kii the

kangaroo but in case I do like this hop

to the left and hop to the

[Laughter]

right

oh see that was my plan now stay in bed

my Plucky little Rue good night good

night

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Dad so then the princess ate the witch's

Enchanted pineapple and fell into a deep

sleep oh brother what's the name of that

book The Enchanted Pineapple Princess

why do you always read books about

princesses why do you always read books

about dinosaurs cuz dinosaurs are cool

well what did the witch do after the

princess fell asleep I was about to find

out I can't listen anymore would you

mind bringing back my books when you go

to the library of course not all of our

books are du back today do back but I

haven't finished this one I can't give

it back before I finish it I'll never

know if the princess woke up well let's

see we'll leave in 5 minutes so you have

5 minutes here to read then we'll drive

to the library which gives you another

12 minutes in the car think you can do

it I'll try do I have to go to the

library too come on it'll be fun I'll

help you pick out a good book Ian no

thank you I'll pick out my

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own uh I

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know

Dad if a Stegosaurus and a Triceratops

got into a fight who would win oh let me

think about that a minute Ian please be

quiet so I can finish my book Julian and

Francine and Daisy all have read the

enchanted Pineapple Princess already and

everyone is going to tell me the ending

at school on Monday so why bother

reading it if they're going to tell you

how it ends because that wouldn't be as

fun so can you please be quiet so I can

finish so then the princess ate the

witch's Enchanted pineapple and fell

into into a deep sleep the witch knew

she could trick the

prince rule of Life number eight even

when little brothers are being quiet

they can still find a way to bother

you we're here but I'm not finished yet

well why don't we renew your book for

another week that will give you the rest

of the weekend to finish thanks Dad

that's a great

idea

hold on to the book you want to renew

Olivia and put the rest in the slot okay

let

me want to put these in too Ian

yeah once upon a time look Dad it's

story time can we go listen to the story

sure I'm going to look for a book on the

three-winged grasshopper come on

Ian dinosaur princess knew the entire

Kingdom had come to depend on her she

knew that she had to go out into the

forest and find the wizard who had

turned her into a dinosaur did he just

say dinosaur princess sh yes why would

anyone ruin a perfectly good dinosaur

story sh but what she didn't expect was

that there were fairies who wanted the

princess to stay a

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dinosaur who are you I am the fairy

queen of the forest I'm looking for the

wizard

can you help me find him the wizard

really doesn't like to be disturbed but

I need him to turn me back into a girl I

don't like being a dinosaur please bring

me to him I would but you see I promised

him I'd let him take a nap then what

about after his

nap here's the wizard now I guess he

didn't want that nap after all oh wizard

please turn me back into a girl uh-uh

the kingdom is safer with a dinosaur

princess to protect it I demand you to

me back into a girl this instant if you

don't I'll be forced to eat you all hey

what did I do oh all right finally thank

you and they lived happily ever

after the end I'm going to be over in

the real dinosaur

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section

that was almost the best story I've ever

heard you think so yeah it's almost as

good as the enchanted Pineapple Princess

I don't think I've seen that one I'll

show

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you but I left it right

there oh no my book is gone excuse me I

have to take care of

something

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that's not my book

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either can I help you I'm looking for my

book I left it over there this whole

room is full of books could you be more

specific it's red well that narrows it

down to a few hundred it's called the

enchanted Pineapple Princess H let's

see yes here it is looks like it was

checked in just a few minutes ago it's

being returned to the shelves as we

speak can I check it back out again yes

you'll just have to get it before

someone else does you'd better hurry

that book has been quite popular

according to this it has been read by

Julian Francine Daisy I know that's the

problem it's probably on one of those

Library carts right now waiting to be

shelv I have to get

it not

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here oh hi

Olivia hi Dad have you seen my book no

but listen to this the adult

three-winged grasshoppers fly in swarms

of more than 1 million and can travel up

to 100 Mil a

day who doesn't love a

library I would give anything to have a

T-Rex as a pet Yan how would you like to

help me on a really important exciting

Adventure are we going dinosaur hunting

even better are you in okay follow

me we're going to search this entire

place and find my enchanted Pineapple

Princess book that's the exciting

Adventure I see it come

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on

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whoa I thought I saw that lady put your

book in here

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Julian Olivia what are you doing here

just looking for books why are you in

the bookshelf I'm not I'm on the other

side Julian I need your help finding the

enchanted Pineapple Princess book it got

turned back in before I had a chance to

finish reading it I can tell you how it

ends that's what I

said there it is come

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on

on your mark get set

go we have to catch that book

[Applause]

cartel don't worry I'll catch

up straight ahead hang

on

[Applause]

wo I can see my book

got

it we did

[Applause]

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it I'm sorry you can't have this book

but I've been looking all over for it it

accidentally got turned back in before I

finished it I'm about to read it for

Story Hour how about you have a seat and

listen to how the story ends uh kids

would you mind if we stayed a little

while longer I can't decide whether I

want the grasshopper book or this one

about albino salamanders we'll be right

here

Dad Once Upon a Time in the Kingdom of

the pineapples there lived a beautiful

princess but what the witch didn't know

was that the princess's little brother

had been watching her all along and knew

of her Wicked plot the witch was no

match for the little brother and so the

princess awoke from her deep sleep

the end can we read it again how many

times can you hear the story in one day

maybe a million why don't we save it for

tomorrow it's time for sleep good night

Olivia good night

Mom

ol

ol

hallah

Hallelujah

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oh

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foreign

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has anybody seen my lucky tights

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don't look at me i don't even know what

tights are they're red and white and

they're stretchy and they're missing oh

let me check maybe i put them on by

accident

nope it wasn't me

honey you have a drawer full of tights

but they're not all lucky they won't

help me run faster or jump higher

there they are they're stuck to

william's blanket

see

these are the lucky ones

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[Applause]

goodness this sold blanket isn't going

to last much longer

don't worry honey i'm just going to soak

the holes mommy will give it right back

whoa

didn't i tell you they were lucky

and now class it's time for

show-and-tell

who would like to go oh oh me me please

pick me

olivia do you have something special

you'd like to show us

oh yes

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my lucky tights

i never thought i'd say this but

perhaps you could tell us a little more

my lucky tights help me do

amazing things

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and her lucky tights

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[Applause]

yes well thank you olivia

may i go next mrs hogan mueller ah

certainly francine

this is the trophy i won last year for

selling most cookies of anyone in my

young pioneers

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i got my picture in the paper too oh

very very impressive francine but

everybody loves cookies

have you ever been the best at anything

olivia my mother always says that i'm

the best jump roper in the family and

i'm the best

[Applause]

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and i'm the best at coloring inside the

lines and i'm the best at jumping over

the cracks because that is pretty

difficult

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now that i'm a member of the young

pioneers troupe too i'm gonna sell the

most cookies this year good luck with

that olivia thanks

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oh william is so attached to his blanket

but i'm afraid it's shrinking the wash

i guess he'll need a new one

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uh here you go sport how's this

no uh well uh how about this sport

look at daddy over here

uh don't suppose you like this look look

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how about a nap

dad i'm selling cookies tomorrow for my

young pioneers trope before they get all

bought up how many boxes do you want to

buy i like your can-do spirit livi and

your young pioneers outfit put me down

for two boxes

that's it

just two

olivia we don't need a lot of cookies in

the house besides to be a good

salesperson you've got to get out there

and sell that's what i'm doing dad no i

mean yes but

not just a family i understand

but that doesn't mean grandma right she

doesn't live here

i'm gonna call and see how many boxes

she wants

hi grandma

would you like to buy a box of my young

pioneers troop cookies

really okay

i'll put you down for 12 boxes thanks

grandma

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julian thanks for coming to help are you

ready to sell some cookies no i can't

find my lucky tights

again

mom where are my lucky tights

did you check the laundry basket yes

they're not in there

well they couldn't just walk away

hmm

you know i'm not too sure about that dad

but i think i can do it without my lucky

tights and if i'm going to be the best

i'd better get out there and start

selling come on julian

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the key to selling lots of cookies is

having a great sales pitch

so what are you going to say

well i'm going to say

huh

and buy my cookies huh

works for me

thanks

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hello olivia and julian and what can i

do for you today well mrs casey i'm here

to sell you a box of cookies

oh i'm sorry olivia but i already bought

cookies from francine

okay well thanks anyway

i don't suppose you have a pair of lucky

tights i could borrow pardon me uh never

mind bye mrs casey

sorry just got some from francine

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already have some thanks

let me guess francine

isn't there anyone who hasn't bought

cookies from francine

sweetie

maybe you could find someplace quieter

to sell your cookies huh

i should be able to sell lots of cookies

at the grocery store oh yeah

i wonder what francine would say about

my brilliant idea why don't you ask her

oh hi olivia guess what

i'm almost sold out

gee

you've got a lot of catching up to do if

you're going to be the best cookie

seller olivia

well good luck and have a nice day

i'm sorry you didn't sell more cookies

today honey dad are you sure you don't

want to buy anymore okay libby i'll buy

you another six boxes

thanks dad

boy selling cookies isn't as easy as i

thought

look what i found your old stuffed

bear haven't seen that in years

i thought this might calm william down

oh

i don't know uh are you sure he's old

enough

maybe i could keep it around somewhere

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my lucky tights

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william

olivia that's very nice of you to give

william your lucky tights that's okay i

think he needs them more than i do

finally we'll have some peace and quiet

around here

those men have been working out there

all day

you're right they have

and i bet they're really hungry

thank you i'm not sure i sold the most

but i did my best and sold all my

cookies you can't get any better than

that nice work olivia and i even did it

without my lucky tights

olivia choose two books tonight and put

the others away

it's been a long day it certainly has

but when i wear my lucky tights you

usually read me four books i'd better go

put them on oh that's right i gave them

to william

maybe he'll let me have them back no no

why don't you read two and i'll read too

all right

rule of life number 34. sometimes your

lucky tights are even luckier than you

thought

so then the princess made the witch's

enchanted pineapple

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