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02x01 - Olivia Talks Turkey Olivia's Hiking Adventure

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Olivia". Aired: 26 January 2009 – 29 October 2015.*
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Taking place in a world where all characters are pigs, Olivia revolves around the title character and her family.

02x01 - Olivia Talks Turkey Olivia's Hiking Adventure

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Olivia Talks Turkey Written by Chris Nee

[Music]

Mrs hog M are you okay indeed I am

Olivia in fact I'm better than okay

because today is turkey

day and we'll be celebrating one of my

favorite animals the turkey I always

wanted my own turkey but my parents were

goldfish people but turkeys are fun

that's what I always told them so I

decided if I couldn't have a turkey I

could at least learn to speak their

language I don't like to boast but I

happen to be a champion turkey warbler

which is a fancy pants way of saying I

can talk to turkeys so that's the noisy

we're making it's sounded like

singing I would love to sing with

turkeys

I

[Applause]

[Music]

wonder speee

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

Mrs Hogan Muller I want to learn to sing

with a turkey that's wonderful Olivia

but you might want to learn to talk to

them before you sing with

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them why are you making that weird noise

that's just how you talk to turkeys I'm

trying to say hello turkey I'm Olivia

come out and

play nope no turkeys I guess I better

keep

trying is that a turkey let's find

[Music]

out that turkey looks a lot like Perry

come on Perry that's like that H maybe

it takes a really special turkey

[Music]

call haha very funny

[Music]

Ian I did it I can talk to turkeys

[Music]

whoa that's that's a turkey I

know open up William the cho cho is

heading right for your mouth ch ch cha

come on dad I did it I talk turkey well

that's great Olivia it isn't easy to

talk turkey you know I do a pretty good

gobble gobble myself gobble gobble huh

William gobble gobble let me show you

how it's done dad

[Music]

that's that's a that's a turkey I know I

have a way with

animals easy easy Bo come here

here okay let's see Crystal Fine China

Luna

napkins oh what else do I need for a

wedding there there's a turkey in there

I've got this Mom

[Music]

there he

is Olivia can you do your oodle oodle

call and get your friend to come out

[Music]

okay wow you call and he answers

[Music]

he says he's

sorry there he had to go Olivia in

anyway I I'm sure the turkey is is happy

to be back outside

huh I'm going to miss that little

guy ah I was expecting a

delivery oh did that turkey ring the

doorbell

wow you really do have a away with

animals I think he really likes you can

he stay uh maybe just for

tonight he's such a good turkey can we

keep him

forever did you know that turkeys are

one of the smartest birds no I

didn't hey he at my bit that's it he has

to

go don't worry Mom I brought him here

I'll get rid of

[Music]

him now what I have this recorder and

I'm going to record a very special

[Music]

[Music]

message he'll follow my voice that way

and will run this way so we can't follow

us

[Music]

home he didn't even ring the doorbell

this time that turkey is

good M

popcorn he'll never go on his own we

just have to find him a new home with

someone he likes more than me yeah but

even if we do who wants a turkey for a

pet that's it Mrs Hogan meller always

wanted a turkey if we introduce them

maybe he'll like her more than

[Music]

me good morning class please take your

seats

everyone Olivia who is your handsome

friend and where did he come from I

called him like

this oh Olivia you have a gift no wonder

you called and this little fella came

you're a gobbly glorious little fell too

want to give it a try oh I would love

to a bit more like this Mrs Hogan meller

let's try it together

[Music]

oh my that was wonderful I think it

worked he likes

her are you sure you don't mind if I

adopt this beautiful bird I'm sure oh

and he really likes popcorn he can have

all the popcorn he wants go go go go

dad do you think the turkey misses me oh

I'm sure he misses you a lot Olivia but

he'll be happy living with Mrs Hogan

meller oh no he's

back

Ian you thought I was a turkey very

funny Ian but you get back to bed go to

sleep you too Olivia but gobble gobble

gobble

dad oh okay gobble wobble wobble wobble

close enough

Good Night

Olivia they say Good Night Olivia your

big day is through but how can I sleep

there's still so much to do it looks

like I'm tucked inside snug in my bed

but tomorrow is chasing today through my

head will I climb the highest mountain

off or will I paint my masterpiece go

ride a Bronco in the rodeo or while the

crow on my trap princess doct author

astronaut from Jungle star to ocean deep

I'll do anything go anywhere just don't

ask me to go to

[Music]

sleep they's

still so much to do

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

Olivia the Firefighter Written by Ursula Ziegler & Michele Gendelman

and this is the special way we carry

people away from

[Laughter]

danger thank you for letting me rescue

you Mrs hugan Muller oh no thank you for

that thrilling

demonstration now I bet you're all

bubbling with questions about being a

firefighter yes the little lady in red

it's Olivia do you all really live in a

firehouse oh and I love your red hat why

thank you no we don't live in the

firehouse all the time just when we're

working we stay there so we're always

ready to get to a fire super

fast those lights and this siren tell

folks to pull over so we can get past

them

and if they don't get the

message oh they'll get the message all

right nice

hydraulic

sweet we try to put the fire out before

it can burn down someone's home when

people get stuck in burning buildings we

rescue

them wow and we don't just save

people took some doing to rescue this

little fell out of a tree who right

Sparky we love rescuing kitties H

rescuing kitties I

wonder attention firefighters 514 need

respond 514 that's code for a kitty

[Music]

emergency don't worry Kitty hang on

tight I'm almost

[Applause]

there

wa oh you're a nice big

kitty

oh hello I have a way with

animals my sandwich Sparky come back

here I've got to make sure that little

guy doesn't end up back in another tree

goodbye firefighter Fred we'll never

forget you

since firefighter Fred can't be

everywhere it's up to us to help all

cats that might be stuck up in trees

[Music]

how men we are firefighters now and

there are cats out there that need our

help I'm not a man men and Francine as

the official emergency cat rescue squad

we have to be trained and ready at all

times

let the training begin firefighters need

to climb and

slide wo next

we next yeah

[Music]

woohoo

mhm and here's yours Ian this is a

cowboy hat cats love cowboy hats

it needs just one more

thing is our fire engine ready

firefighter Julian ready cat rescue

Chief Olivia then let's roll

men and

[Music]

Francine emergency clears away faster

firefighter Julian cat and trees meet

us

anything I see a shoe up in that tree we

could rescue that where are all the cats

and why aren't they stuck up in

trees I

know what is it it's a catapult and it

will get cats up in trees that's where

the name comes from

catapult we just need to test it first

with something the same size as Edwin I

probably have something that's the right

size let me look through my

bag

[Music]

aha use mod great she'll be

okay oh well that didn't work sorry

Francine I'm okay it's all for the

kitties where you going we have to save

a cat and it has to be Edwin and we have

to stick him in that

tree aha hello there Mouse you're going

for a ride on

this huh you turn my car into a robo

Mouse a robo mouse that will climb right

up a

tree go

Edwin wow look

go

hoay

yay r

no wow it really can't climb anything

now for the real test we got Edwin up

there now it's rescue time

[Music]

gendin come back here hey that was

firefighter Friends Kitten

[Music]

Sparky that cool okay so now we have a

lot of cats to

[Music]

rescue um we may have a problem

[Music]

you guys hear some really loud

meowing Harold hackenberry would you

like to be in the official emergency cat

rescue squad does it cost anything one

sandwich M meow come and get

it I don't get it Sparky left your

sandwich yesterday yesterday was Tuesday

tuna Tuesday today today is watermelon

Wednesday a watermelon sandwich no

wonder they don't want to eat it cats

love tuna all right men and and Francine

we know what we need now tuna fish as

long as it's got Tuna on it or in it

bring it back here now spread out and

bring me some tuna hang on henel and

grle tuna sandwiches tuna cake tuna

pizza good job now everybody grab some

tuna K come get some tuna

tuna all

right oh I may have lost mod but I have

something much better

you you twoo little scamps don't deserve

this but a I'm just going glad you're

safe we had a call down at the station

about a large number of cats stuck in a

tree but it looks like you took care of

it yourselves good job thanks

firefighter Fred Hey Olivia you really

do have a way with animals oh thank you

but I couldn't have done it without my

men and Francine

[Music]

Olivia even real firefighters sleep with

their hats

off they say Good Night Olivia your big

day is through but how can I sleep

there's still so much to do it looks

like I'm tucked inside snug in my bed

but tomorrow is chasing today through my

head will I climb the highest mountain

top or will I paint my masterpiece go

ride a Bronco in the Roo or while the

crow on my tra princess Dr arthor

astronaut from Jungle St to ocean deep

I'll do anything go anywhere just don't

ask me to go to

[Music]

sleep there's

still so much to do

[Applause]

[Music]

Good Night

Olivia Gives the Best Gift Ever Written by Andy Guerdat & Steve Sullivan

Olivia Olivia you look so grown up at my

desk how's the party planning business

your job's a lot of fun

mom my plan for William's birthday party

finish his card

check wow I think that's your prettiest

glitteriest one yet your client will be

so happy thanks now I need to make a

present to go with it before William's

party starts it's not till this

afternoon I'm sure you'll think of

something wonderful wonderful is not

good enough it has to be perfect first

birthdays are extra

special and I can do much better than

blocks but what what does William want I

wonder welcome to Olivia's magical baby

stuff spectacular young man get ready to

be amazed because making perfect play

stuff is my specialty but you'll go goo

goo over an automatic peekaboo player

peekaboo peekaboo

peekaboo or

The Petal powered pop

cycle still not impressed next you

haven't seen anything until you've seen

be whatever in the world William could

possibly want in a

[Music]

box yay perfect play stuff

so what is your perfect play stuff

that's what you want to watch a silly

doggy I love you too

William there's got to be a way to find

out what you really

want H it's time to become a birthday

[Music]

spy huh that clog must be inside this

old pipe just get a get this quarter

inch with a

oh feels like I got a tickly

helper just got to turn it this way to

loosen

[Music]

it or maybe the other

way agent double O Livia reporting

operation perfect present Starts Now

operation what operation perfect present

our assignment find out what William

really loves and then I'll know exactly

what he wants for his birthday check

agent dou Olivia so far birthday baby

likes sitting and

crawling and banging and

banging no got it

[Music]

and head

goop and more

[Music]

banging operation perfect present

continues what birthday baby wants still

unknown birthday baby doesn't want a

nap he sees us cover blown angent double

Olivia signing

off hi

William I'm stumped so far he likes

sitting crawling banging on stuff not

napping and goop on Dad I'm running out

of time to make him a

present smells like he needs a new

diaper for his birthday he gets diapers

every

day I think he likes banging on stuff

the best banging definitely is he trying

to make music I

wonder ladies and gentlemen welcome to a

special concert of the Olivia

[Music]

Orchestra with a special guest star my

baby brother Williams

[Applause]

[Music]

[Applause]

a xylophone that's the perfect gift for

William you're going to build them a

xylophone it's the perfect present and

it's got to sound better than sippy Cup

on crushed cereal I guess but you're

going to have to find some clinky

sounding stuff clinky stuff coming

up

MH and now for the clinkle

[Music]

test H uh none of these are very clinky

I think I found the sound Olivia you

you're not very clinky I am when my

pockets are full of lunch

money ta good as

new Dad it's almost time for William's

party and I still need to find something

that'll make

a hey thanks

Dad now we just need a Babys siiz

clinkle banger

way to go W double Olivia mission

accomplished Olivia Ian it's almost

party

time wait it won't be the perfect

present until I wrap it

perfectly that's it William almost open

okay buddy let's see what Ian got

you William can always use a clean

diaper that's very thoughtful of you

sure is looks like it's time for

William's last present

Olivia Tada made especially For You

William William W William look at that

bow

huh no William this is your present a

xylophone maybe he just doesn't know how

it works honey oh

hear that William you can bang on

it he likes the wrapping paper more than

my present well happy birthday anyway

William sorry Olivia but you kind of do

look like a present

ah is a party over already not

quite everyone I found finally figured

out what in the world William

wants it's

me happy birthday

one-year-old I love you too William

Olivia you did it you gave William the

perfect present that's cool great what a

perfect

[Music]

gift Olivia you really helped make

William's special day extra special

thanks Mom and who knows maybe someday

he'll want to play with the xylophone

too they say Good Night Olivia your big

day is through but how can I sleep

there's still so much to do it looks

like I'm tucked inside snug in my bed

but tomorrow is chasing today through my

head

will I climb the highest mountain top or

will I paint my masterpiece go ride a

Bronco in the rodeo or wild the crow on

my tra princess do author astronaut from

Jungle star to ocean deep I'll do

anything go anywhere just don't ask me

to go to

[Music]

sleep there's

still so much to do

[Applause]

[Music]

that's William operation perfect present

complete Good Night

Olivia time for bed William

[Music]

hallelujah hallelujah

[Music]

oh

[Music]

Olivias Hiking Adventure

pioneer scout after school meeting has

been called to order

what's first olivia

merritt badges if we do any of the

things in this book we get a badge bird

watching

basket weaving

here's one we can get by always saying

please and thank you thank you for

telling me about that badge francine

please tell me more

hey

here's something we could do hike to the

top of a mountain and maybe if we hike

to the top of a really big mountain

we'll get a really big badge

i wonder

[Music]

got it

actually olivia it says here that any

hill will do as long as we plant a flag

on top then let's hike up maywood hill

okay

now we just need a flag

leave it to me

beach towel

um

baton and clothespins

[Music]

it looks so pretty

and it'll look even better on top of

maywood hill

what's going on girls

we're gonna hike to the top of maywood

hill and earn a merit badge

really can i have one too um

this is a merit badge for pioneer scouts

oh well that's okay i'd still like to

come on the hike with you i've been up

and down maywood hill 100 times i know

every trail and tree

what's that perry

really he says he wants to come too i

have a way with animals in that case

let's all go maywood hill here we come

Pioneer Scout Pack

a pioneer scout can never be too

prepared girls so i packed a few things

for our hunt

a map of the trail a compass to keep us

headed in the right direction a nature

guidebook huh and plenty of water in

case we get thirsty i packed a few

things too

they're in my knapsack

[Music]

a few things

a pioneer scout can never be too

prepared dad remember some extra clothes

pins

a fancy headband jump rope snowshoes and

even some yummy smelling trail cookies

olivia you think of everything i do

don't i

then is everybody ready

Hiking

forward

march

we're taking a hike

[Music]

feet pooped

must

stop

must

sit

whoa look

a tree fell and it's blocking our trail

let's just hike around it i'm afraid we

can't it's

too big oh well

i guess we'd better call it a day

and go home and not get our merit badge

come on we have to think of something

olivia it wouldn't be safe to go off the

trail and wait i have an idea if we

can't go around it we'll go over it

[Music]

olivia

this is no time to skip rope it's not

for skipping it's for climbing

well i'll be olivia that's pretty clever

come on girls up and over all right here

you go hold on

we did it thanks to you what can i say a

pioneer scout is always prepared

The Bog

[Music]

what is that looks like a bog

oh that's kind of like a squishy mud

puddle can we walk on it uh well we need

special shoes sweetie otherwise we'd uh

would sink to the bottom

okay

meet you back at the car not so fast

francine

[Music]

snowshoes uh-huh if we can't go through

it then we'll have to walk on top of it

i brought enough for everyone well

except for you perry

but don't worry we'll carry you across

olivia i like the way you think

me too

Perry

[Music]

come on dad one minute come here perry

perry

what are you doing

[Music]

wow

i guess he doesn't need to be carried

dad

Maywood Hill

we're taking a hike

[Music]

we're taking a hike

[Music]

look there it is the top of maywood hill

and we can plant our flag and finally

earn our merit badge wait girls stop

Mr Skunk

don't move what's wrong over there

a skunk

very quiet you'll get sprayed yeah

with the stinkiest smelling smell you

ever smelled let's all just back away

slowly

[Music]

okay come on girls this isn't working

somebody do something

uh according to this nature guide skunks

are naturally curious and uh spend most

of their time looking for food food

that's it

now where's my fancy headband

dad you take one end francine you take

the other and oh i hope you're hungry mr

skunk because i've got a cookie for you

hurry no come back

Perry Barry

perry

barry

oh oh

oh the skunk sprayed them hey

you stink it's awful do something

what are we supposed to do with those

works like a charm

forward

march

and halt

we made it we hiked to the top of

maywood hill

oh we made it

and our flag made it too

New Merit Badge

[Music]

doesn't my new merit badge look great

dad it sure does olivia and you earned

it with your help hmm my badge looks

great but i think it needs just one more

thing

perfect

they

say

good night olivia

your big day is through

but how can i sleep there's still so

much to do

it looks like i'm tucked inside snug in

my bed but tomorrow is chasing today

through my head

will i climb the highest mountain top or

will i paint my masterpiece

[Music]

i'll do anything go anywhere just don't

ask me to go

to

sleep

there's still

so much to do

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

night little hiker

[Music]