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02x12 - Olivia the Firefighter Olivia Gives the Best Gift Ever

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Olivia". Aired: 26 January 2009 – 29 October 2015.*
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Taking place in a world where all characters are pigs, Olivia revolves around the title character and her family.

02x12 - Olivia the Firefighter Olivia Gives the Best Gift Ever

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and this is the special way we carry

people away from

[Laughter]

danger thank you for letting me rescue

you Mrs hugan Muller oh no thank you for

that thrilling

demonstration now I bet you're all

bubbling with questions about being a

firefighter yes the little lady in red

it's Olivia do you all really live in a

firehouse oh and I love your red hat I

thank you no we don't live in the

firehouse all the time just when we're

working we stay there so we're always

ready to get to a fire super

fast those lights and this siren tell

folks to pull over so we can get past

them and if they don't get the

message oh they'll get the message all

right nice Hydra wa

sweet we try to put the fire out before

it can burn down someone's home when

people get stuck in burning buildings we

rescue

them wow and we don't just save

people took some doing to rescue this

little fell out of a tree isn't that

right Sparky we love rescuing kitties H

rescuing kitties I

wonder attention firefighters 514 these

respond 514 that's code for a kitty

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emergency don't worry Kitty hang on

tight I'm

almost

[Applause]

there

wo oh you're a nice big

kitty

oh hello I have a way with

animals my sandwich Sparky come back

here I've got to make sure that little

guy doesn't end up back in another tree

goodbye firefighter Fred we'll never

forget

you since firefighter Fred can't be

everywhere it's up to us to help all

cats that might be stuck up in trees

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how men we are firefighters now and

there are cats out there that need our

help I'm not a man men and Francine as

the official emergency cat rescue squad

we have to be trained and ready at all

times let the training begin

firefighters need to climb and fly

woo

next next yeah

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woohoo

mhm and here's yours Ian this is a

cowboy hat cats love cowboy

hats it needs just one more thing

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is our fire engine ready firefighter

Julian ready cat rescue Chief Olivia

then let's roll

men and

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Francine emergency clears away faster

firefighter Julian C trees need

us anything

I see a shoe up in that tree we could

rescue that where are all the cats and

why aren't they stuck up in

trees I

know what is it it's a catapult and it

will get cats up in trees that's where

the name comes from

catapult we just need to test it first

with something the same size as Edwin I

probably have something that's the right

size let me look through my bag

aha use mod great she'll be

okay oh well that didn't work sorry

Francy I'm okay it's all for the

kitties where you going we have to save

a cat and it has to be Edwin and we have

to stick him in that tree

aha hello there Mouse you're going for a

ride on

this huh you turn my car into a robo

Mouse a robo mouse that will climb right

up a

tree go

Edwin wow look at me go

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hooray yay

awesome rle

no wow it really can't climb anything

now for the real test we got Edwin up

there now it's rescue

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time gendin

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come back here hey that was firefighter

Friends Kitten

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Sparky that's cool okay so now we have a

lot of cats to

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rescue um we may have a

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problem do you guys hear some really

loud meowing

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Harold hackenberry would you like to be

in the official emergency cat rescue

squad does it cost anything one

sandwich M meow come and get

it I don't get it Sparky left your

sandwich yesterday yesterday was Tuesday

tuna Tuesday today is watermelon

Wednesday a watermelon sandwich no

wonder they don't want to eat it cats

love tuna all right men and and Francine

we know what we need now tuna fish as

long as it's got Tuna on it or in it

bring it back here now spread out and

bring me some tuna hang on henel and

grle tuna sandwiches tuna cake tuna

pizza good job now everybody grab some

tuna here

come get some tuna

tuna all

right oh I may have lost mod but I have

something much better

you you two little scamps don't deserve

this but a I'm just glad you're safe we

had a call down at the station about a

large number of cats stuck in a tree

but it looks like you took care of it

yourselves good job thanks firefighter

Fred Hey Olivia you really do have a way

with animals oh thank you but I couldn't

have done it without my

men and

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Francine Olivia even real firefighters

sleep with their hats off

they say Good Night Olivia your big day

is through but how can I sleep there's

still so much to do it looks like I'm

tucked inside snug in my bed but

tomorrow is chasing today through my

head will I climb the highest mountain

top or will I paint my masterpiece go a

Bronco in the rodeo or wild the crow on

my tra princess do author astronaut from

Jungle star to ocean deep I'll do

anything go anywhere just don't ask me

to go to

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sleep there's

still so much to do

[Applause]

[Music]

Good Night

Olivia 1 2 3 eyes on

me children welcome back I asked you all

to bring in a photo of what you did on

vacation who would like to go first

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Harold my family went to Tiny train town

but I didn't get to ride any trains

because I walked into a tree I had to go

to the first aid station but here's a

picture of the nice nurse

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lady thank you Harold who would like to

go

next Olivia

well I went on a safari for vacation and

I took lots of pictures of wild animals

here's a ferocious wild

cat here he's stalking his prey but

luckily his prey escaped

Olivia you have captured the very

essence of feline Beauty on film why

those pictures should be in a museum

thank you Mrs Hogan meller

I've decided I'm going to be a nature

photographer when I grow

up yes Francine those aren't really

nature pictures they're her cat Edwin

cats are part of nature too a very

important part yes but they're not wild

animals may I show my photo

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now for my vacation I went to the button

Museum they had pink buttons blue

buttons white buttons all different

kinds of buttons I thought Edwin looked

pretty ferocious in your

pictures well if I'm going to be a

nature photographer I have to take

pictures of real wild animals real wild

animals fell we'll just have to find

some out I had buttons all in my

hair okay Julian the camera is ready to

go see any wild animals

yet m

there's

one cool it's a common tree frog I've

got to go in

closer good but not wild

enough

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H now this is wild

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Ian I was looking for

Dragons I thought you were a wild animal

nope just a normal dragon

slayer rule of Life number 30 just

because your little brother eats like a

wild animal doesn't mean he is

[Music]

one Julian there's something in that

bush let's go get a

picture whatever it was is gone let's

see if we got

anything see this proves that there's a

wild animal in the backyard um what am I

looking at that bit of fur in the corner

we just need to wait for whatever it is

to come back that's why we need supplies

yogurt apples peanut butter no peanut

butter for me had it for breakfast it's

not for us it's for that wild

animal and grab those bananas in case he

has a monkey for her friend

[Music]

okay okay kids you're all

[Music]

set we need to hide our tent so the wild

animal doesn't see it and run

away good thinking but remember the most

important thing about photographing

nature is patience professional nature

photographers sometimes wait days or

even weeks to get a shot we can do that

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did you hear that

[Music]

Olivia Olivia have you seen

gwendaline no and I'm kind of busy right

now Francine we're on a safari but I

haven't seen her for hours not since I

dressed her up in doll clothes you dress

up your cat we were having a tea party I

even made her little fish sticks

Francine wait are you sure wendelin's

not in the house positive oh no

what well I hate to tell you this

Francine but there's a wild animal out

here

look what is it we're not sure

[Music]

look it's gone Olivia look Paul Prince

and they're fresh let's follow

them let me

[Music]

come wao sh we don't want the wild

animal to hear us

too late it went in there but Olivia how

are we going to get through there did

you bring your dragon slayer sword you

mean this thank you I'll give it right

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back

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yeah this will be the best wild animal

picture ever

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taken look over

there I knew it there's a wild animal in

there

gendin you're safe from the wild

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animal wait a minute I think gwendelyn

was the wild

animal her fir matches and she has the

same green eyes sorry Olivia I know you

were hoping to find a real wild animal

I don't care if there was a real wild

animal or not Mrs H was right your

pictures belong in a

museum H my pictures hanging in the

Olivia Museum of

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[Applause]

Nature or would you like to have it yes

yes thanks Olivia you're the best your

photographer

[Music]

ever that was a good story mom but I'm

not sleepy yet you've had quite a day

Olivia chasing wild animals around is

hard work I know I bet it's a lot easier

being a mom right

BBE Good Night Olivia good night

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Mom Julian I'm hiding find

me Julian you're supposed supposed to

try and find me remember hide and seek

actually I like to place it and

watch and my cat gwendelyn can jump

through two Hoops forward and backwards

and she stands on her tippy toes my cat

Edwin can dance

ballet gwendaline can also swim back

Edwin can sing opera I just remembered

gwendelyn can make make yummy macaroni

and cheese my cat Edwin used to make

plain macaroni and cheese now he makes

three cheese macaroni and bakes cupcakes

you know what might be very fun a show

and tell day for you and your pets why

I'll even bring in a couple of my furry

friends because they're so pretty yes

yes that M with a baby

or as I was

saying yes Olivia I have an even better

idea Mrs Hogan Mueller can we have a

talent show for our pets they can all do

a trick and whoever is the best will win

a prize a petent show my oh my how do I

keep coming up with such fantastic ideas

fun idea Olivia wendelin loves a good

challenge Edwin doing bricks I think

Edwin could surprise us and Julian ready

okay Edwin energy

jump you can't get him to jump if he

won't move I'll get him to

move here we

go come on Edwin all you have to do is

move 2 in for your very favorite food

sardines maybe 1 in

is there a problem sweetie it's Edwin I

really need to teach him some tricks but

he won't listen to me at all oh I'm

sorry that's Edwin plus cats only do

what they want to do

Olivia good girl now on your hind

legs now walk backwards and a flip

wow gwendelyn that was

perfect okay pet

lovers let the fun begin Daisy why don't

you go

first this is Trevor my hamster he

smiles

Harold behold my talking parrot hi there

hi there hi a Sam this is

[Music]

Sally Sally come back Sally Sam will

take care of Sally Julian you're next

this is Bernie my lizard he uh sticks

his tongue out a lot oh cool that's

awesome he also catches

flies where would we be without lizards

Olivia your turn Edwin the famous circus

cat will now perform some amazing

[Applause]

[Music]

tricks I am the great Olivia eenie I am

going to hypnotize my cat you're getting

sleepy sleep

baby Edwin listens to all my commands

Edwin you will snore really

loud he did very well and now it's time

to see the last

pet Francine and

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gwendelyn meet gwendaline she's very

talented

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wo great job kids no question about the

winner it's

gwendaline oh my gosh Mrs H did someone

com in

second well yes there is a tie for

second place it's between

everyone wow that was

great well it sounds like a very fun Pet

Show and

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Tell I still can't believe Francine won

the first prize and I didn't I agree you

should have won and your lizard was

really good too thanks

and Bernie thanks you

too make sure to feed Edwin now honey

okay mom come here

Edwin

Edwin Edwin

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Edwin Edwin's not outside I don't know

where he is you can't tell anyone we

have to find him Edwin moved he never

moves something must be really important

to him for him to

move rule of Life number 24 if you have

a pet that never ever ever moves watch

out cuz one day he

will it's okay we just have to look in

all his usual

[Music]

places what's lost nothing a toy a book

an Edwin shh Edwin's nowhere I guess

we'll look in the not usual Edwin places

follow

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me my you all look sad what's wrong well

I can't find edone anywhere and we

looked

everywhere well you know cats can be

tricky but Edwin isn't tricky he can't

do one trick well someone must have seen

[Music]

him do you know this

cat here's some thinking music for

you so fluff face it is gwendolin maybe

using this will help take another look

gwendaline

yes he looks sort of familiar good now

when did you last see this cat my cat is

innocent no one said she wasn't I'm just

asking a few questions here now think

where were you on the day of of today I

did not see Edwin after we walked home

from school ah so you know Edwin's name

yes I do but that is all I know

of

[Music]

course I don't know what you're talking

about he's here I know he is Edwin it's

time to come

home Edwin you're doing tricks he must

have snuck in I've been busy teaching

Herman my new dog some tricks a they

really like each

other we'll give them a kitty play dat

after I'm through playing with my

amazing cat see you

[Music]

Francine I think maybe after I'm an

Explorer a doctor conductor an artist

and a pilot I'll be a detective or a cat

trainer sounds like a very busy life yep

and you know what would really help me

another cat don't say no yet just one

more cat Good Night Olivia we have a

perfectly wonderful cat in a very full

house no more pets for now

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hallelujah

hallelujah I

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oh

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olivia you look so grown up at my desk

how's the party planning business your

job's a lot of fun mom

my plan for william's birthday party

finish his card check

wow

i think that's your prettiest

glitteriest one yet your client will be

so happy

thanks

now i need to make a present to go with

it before william's party starts it's

not till this afternoon

i'm sure you'll think of something

wonderful

wonderful's not good enough it has to be

perfect first birthdays are extra

special

and i can do much better than blocks

but what

what does william want

i wonder

welcome to olivia's magical baby stuff

spectacular young man get ready to be

amazed because making perfect play stuff

is my specialty bet you'll go goo goo

over

an automatic peekaboo player peek-a-boo

peek-a-boo

[Music]

or

the pedal-powered cycle

still not impressed

next you haven't seen anything until

you've seen

see whatever in the world william could

possibly want

in a box

[Music]

yay

perfect play stuff

so what is your perfect play style

that's what you want to watch a silly

doggy

i love you too william

there's gotta be a way to find out what

you really want

hmm it's time to become a birthday spy

[Music]

huh that clog must be inside this old

pipe

just gonna get this

[Laughter]

[Music]

or maybe the other way

agent double olivia reporting

operation perfect present starts now

operation what

operation perfect present

our assignment

find out what william really loves

and then i'll know exactly what he wants

for his birthday check agent double

olivia so far birthday baby likes

sitting and crawling

and banging

and banging

oh got it

[Music]

and

head goop

and more banging

[Music]

operation perfect present continues what

birthday baby wants

still unknown

birthday baby

doesn't want a nap

he sees us cover blown agent double

olivia signing off

hi william

i'm stumped so far he likes sitting

crawling banging on stuff not napping

and goop on dad

i'm running out of time to make him a

present

smells like he needs a new diaper

for his birthday

he gets diapers every day

i think he likes banging on stuff the

best

banging

definitely is he trying to make music

i wonder

ladies and gentlemen welcome to a

special concert of the olivia orchestra

[Music]

with a special guest star

my baby brother williams

[Applause]

[Applause]

a xylophone that's the perfect gift for

william

you're gonna build up a xylophone it's

the perfect present and it's gotta sound

better than sippy cup on crushed cereal

i guess but you're gonna have to find

some crinkly sounding stuff

clinkly stuff coming up

[Music]

and now for the clinkley test

[Music]

hmm

none of these are very clinkly i think i

found the sound olivia you

you're not very crinkly i am when my

pockets are full of lunch money

[Music]

good as new

dad it's almost time for william's party

and i still need to find something

that'll make him

hey

thanks dad

now we just need a baby size clinkly

banger

way to go when double olivia mission

accomplished olivia ian it's almost

party time

wait it won't be the perfect present

until i wrap it perfectly

that's it william almost open okay buddy

let's see what ian got you

[Music]

william can always use a clean diaper

that's very thoughtful

and it sure is looks like it's time for

william's last present olivia

ta-da

made especially for you william williams

no william this is your present a

xylophone

maybe he just doesn't know how it works

honey oh

hear that william you can bang on it

he likes the wrapping paper more than my

present

well

happy birthday anyway william

[Music]

sorry olivia but you're gonna do look

like a present

ah

is the party over already

not quite

[Music]

everyone

i finally figured out what in the world

william wants

it's me

[Music]

happy birthday one-year-old

i love you too william olivia you did it

you gave william the perfect present

that's great

what a perfect gift

[Music]

olivia

you really helped make williams special

day extra special

thanks mom

and who knows maybe someday he'll want

to play with the xylophone too

they

say

good night olivia your big day is

through

but how can i sleep there's still so

much to do

it looks like i'm tucked inside snug in

my bed but tomorrow is chasing today

through my head

will i climb the highest mountain top or

will i paint

[Music]

i'll do anything go anywhere just don't

ask me to go to

sleep

there's still

so much to do

[Music]

[Applause]

[Music]

that's william

operation perfect present complete

good night olivia

time for bed william

[Music]