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01x04 - Sun Day / Time Out

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Zula Patrol". Aired: September 4, 2005 – June 18, 2008.*
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Series is about a group of aliens that travel the galaxies to learn about science and space exploration.

01x04 - Sun Day / Time Out

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turn

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it's fun

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till you find yourself

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oh stars those sparkling little diamonds

in the sky

twinkle twinkle little star how i wonder

what you are

wonder no more we're burning ba*ls of

dust and hot gas

just like the sun

that makes sense after all the sun is a

star and stars shining so magnificently

in the heavens are a sight that can

bring tears to the eyes whoo

that smells bringing tears to my eyes

it kind of smells like feet

it does pack a bit of a wallop doesn't

it

shall we play follow the odor

you go first

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i see the birthday cake is coming along

quite nicely

wouldn't you know the sun would give

herself a bright sunny day to celebrate

her birthday what kind of cake is it

molto

my favorite old-fashioned peanut butter

squid upside down cake peanut butter

squid

well i wanted it to be special after all

the sun makes the flowers grow

gives light and keeps us warm and cozy

in fact she's what makes all life

possible

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that sure smells uh

uh

like you're cooking

why thank you bula and no cake is

complete without frosting wizzy wig

would you like to lick the spoon

oh yes

and help is just what the zulu patrol

will need once i pull off my latest

dastardly plan

what you're gonna scare them to death

with that outfit you don't like it

white makes you look hippie so what

scheme you got swirling around in that

empty cone head of yours i plan to get

rid of the sun

the sun as in that big gassy stall that

wounds my scalp and lightens my luscious

lock son precisely

once she's gone they'll need a new

center of the solar system right and who

better than mwah

i've even got my campaign slogan ready

vote for truder he's

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whoa they must have put in a new gate

ice cream

hey there

oh hey buddy you got any space star

delight will that be one scoop or two oh

two

so

where are you headed with all those

packages uh to the sun their gifts for

her five billionth birthday oh what a

coincidence i'm heading over there

myself can't have a birthday cake

without ice cream right

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say

here's an idea why don't i deliver the

gifts and you can take the rest of the

day off

sweet

she's a little more popular than i

thought uh that's just the tip of the

telescope buddy

oh yeah

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baby gravity great make mine a crater

crunch

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you know it's not every day i get to

cook for a star well you said the cake

was for the sun

it is my good fellow

let's check the multipena

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the sun is a star made up of hot gas and

dust and she's very large much bigger

than the earth in fact the sun is over 1

000 times the size of the earth

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i'm going to hide all the sun's cards

and gifts when she doesn't get anything

for her birthday she'll get so upset

she'll quit

oh boy it's getting hot in here

hey what is that

shh

it sounds like the sun

zoom in zeder

oh the nerve after all i do not even a

card oh it's the sun and she's bubbling

mad we'd better go see what's wrong

uh sunblock check special sun protection

goggles check

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let's deploy the solar shield now it

will protect us from the sun's rays you

know you should never look directly at

the sun without the proper scientific

protection you could go blind

oh this makes my plasma boy

i'll work my corona off providing light

and heat for everyone and no one even

remembers my birthday

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it just upsets me that no one

appreciates what i do

i think i need some time off in five

billion years i've never had a vacation

what

you can't do that everyone needs you

oh that would be like a day without

sunshine

whizzy wig didn't you send our gifts

yes

hello i was talking excuse me son but it

appears something fishy has happened to

your gifts and cards this is a job for

the zula patrol

since the delivery guy never delivered

our gifts maybe if we trace his route

we'll discover a clue

there's something weird about this gate

you're right let's explore the area

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anyone see anything unusual

oh good heavens over there

is it a space creature no

i believe it's a

it's a

hair curler

there's only one villain these curlers

can belong to

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this is the perfect place to hide the

sun's gifts no one will ever find them

here

oh a neptune nightlight i've always

wanted one of those

uh don't look now curly we've got

company

curses

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not so fast

i've got dibs on that neptune nightlight

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he sounds like you i don't want to be

like him me neither being first isn't

all it's cracked up to be you're right

from now on we'll take turns being first

oh

no confounded

you haven't heard the last of me zola

patrol

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crappy

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you light up our lives and warm our

hearts not to mention power my watch and

now without further ado i present you

with my old-fashioned peanut butter

squid upside down cake

oh molso thank you you shouldn't have

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you really shouldn't have

thank you all it warms me to the core

that you remembered my birthday i know

i've been a little upset lately but i

promise from now on i'm back to my old

son itself

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and so

thanks to the zula patrol and a fabulous

birthday party the sun not looking more

than 4 billion 999 million years old

stayed on the job keeping everyone

supplied with heat and light

twinkle twinkle little star

now i know just what you are

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all right everyone it's time for our

motto moment let's review what we

learned about the sun

we learned that the sun is a star that

is made up of hot gases and dust and

that it is much larger than the earth in

fact the sun is over 1 000 times the

size of the earth

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that's big oh and remember you should

never look directly at the sun without

the proper scientific protection you

could go blind

well that's it see you around until then

explore the world around you by

observing it closely

i do

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blue

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mission control it's fun

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it's fun to learn

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space and time two signposts on the road

to the infinite

but be careful or you'll miss the

turn-off and end up in a lonely old

shack with a grinning caretaker wearing

a rooster for a hat

but enough about my vacation here's our

story

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morning cedar good news well i've

completed our new work schedule oh joy

yes sir from now on everything around

zula patrol will run smoothly just like

clockwork

right again gorga

lula that giant swarm of asteroids is

heading right for

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not a problem i've already calculated

the perfect time for us to fly up and

deflect them away from zula which is

exactly at

noon

now here's the schedule after breakfast

install backup battery on spaceship

noon save all life on zula afternoon

shampoo rubber ducky

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wow

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um

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there my lunar lasagna should be ready

just in time for lunch

now how are you doing with my fudge

recipe

did you put in the sugar the chocolate

and the octopus

uh we thought we'd try it without

octopus well okay but it won't taste

like mine

just put it in the refrigerator and let

it chill till after lunch

let's see the time right now is

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that's strange the clock stopped must be

a power outage

hmm

most irregular my watches have stopped

too

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long

how are we going to deflect those

asteroids away from zul if we don't know

what time it is

zito be patient the clocks will come

back on

i don't know

my new trooper clock stopper is causing

a big timeout for the zula patrol traxie

it gets inside the inner parts of all

timepieces and makes them stop working

timepieces it's not great for hair

pieces either it messed up the clock on

this dryer too how long have i been

under this thing when the zulu

patrollers can't stop those asteroids in

time their precious headquarters will be

hit

look at these reports every clock on

zula has stopped working zulaian's are

missing work they're late for school

they're early for the dentist huh it's a

nightmare

this whole thing smells like the work of

dark truther maybe that's just a lasagna

this is a job for the zula patrol all

right let's take off now and head off

those asteroids come on not yet cedar

first we need to know the time so we can

head them off at the exact right moment

but how can we do that without a clock

well there is a way to tell time without

clocks and that's by using the sun

follow me

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if you stand outside with the sun

shining on you your body makes a shadow

on the ground

like venus shadow there and if you were

to stand in one place all day and not

move you'd see that your shadow does

move it does absolutely let's look at

the multopedia

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in the morning around breakfast time

your shadow is long and is on one side

of you

in the middle of the day around

lunchtime or what we call noon your

shadow is short and it's almost right

below you

then later in the day as it gets closer

to dinner time your shadow starts

getting long again and goes to the other

side of you so by looking at your shadow

you can get a general idea of what time

it is why does your shadow move let me

explain your shadow is made by the sun

and as the sun seems to move across the

sky all day your shadow moves along with

it it does

yes but actually

it isn't the sun that's moving it's the

earth that's spinning so anything that

catches shadow can help tell times right

you me bulla even gorga

so what time is it we have to know

because we've got to deflect those

asteroids by noon well since gorgeous

shadow is short and shadows are shortest

at noon it must be getting close to noon

now

hey where'd the sun go

wow

it's true with a cloud of

sun block

i knew they might use that old sun as a

clock trick so i've used just enough

sunblock that the sun can't cast shadows

and the zulu patrol can't tell dive

you know this is a great hairdo for

keeping stuff in you want a ham sandwich

ooh that's it it's time to deal with

truder

hey wait don't go yet

cedar

cedar come back

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we've got to let her know

all right now

cedar come back you don't have a backup

battery you left before gorga could

install it

uh-oh no backup that could be a problem

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perhaps you should have waited

ah

guess i shouldn't have left so quickly

yeah

if only we could see our shadows to tell

the time then we could radio zeder and

she might still be able to stop those

asteroids

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what's happening i can't see a thing

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gorga this is no time to get patriotic

we have a problem to solve

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hmm oh the sun is shining again malto i

don't know how but you did it i did

maybe it was mind over matter

look a very short shadow right

underneath the pole i'd say oh my word

it's nearly noon

then we're almost out of time

i'll radio zeeder

you know washing my windows wouldn't

hurt

fine

our sun clock says it's almost noon you

need to head off the asteroids now

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finally i can see

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all the clubs

no need for them now my shadow clock not

to mention my stomach clock says it's

lunch time time to take my lasagna out

of the oven

and a fudge from the fridge

not yet wig it needs more time to harden

have a little patience wig

just one little fight but the fudge will

still be

oops

runny

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i'm so sorry moto looks like your lunar

lasagna got ruined

what do you mean ruined i timed it by

the sun and it came out perfectly moist

than moving just the way i like it

am i am i on

does anyone have the correct time

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oh that luna lasagna was delish

all right everyone it's time for our

motto moment let's talk time

if you stand outside with the sun

shining on you your body makes a shadow

on the ground like xena's shadow there

and if you were to stand in one place

all day and not move you'd see that your

shadow does move in the morning around

breakfast time your shadow is long and

is on one side of you in the middle of

the day around lunchtime or what we call

noon your shadow is short and it's

almost right below you then later in the

day as it gets closer to dinner time

your shadow starts getting long again

and goes to the other side of you so by

looking at your shadow you can get a

general idea of what time it is

i get it so anything that casts a shadow

can help tell time right

and now i think it's about time for a

second helping of that lasagna

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