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01x05 - The Probe Who Came To Dinner / Forget-Me-Naut

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Zula Patrol". Aired: September 4, 2005 – June 18, 2008.*
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Series is about a group of aliens that travel the galaxies to learn about science and space exploration.

01x05 - The Probe Who Came To Dinner / Forget-Me-Naut

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blue

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mission control it's fun

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it's fun to learn

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space it's really big so big we don't

know everything that's out there don't

touch that asteroid you don't know where

it's been

but scientists have ways of exploring

places to which they can't travel

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everyone come quick i've discovered a

new planet take a walk it's traveling

around that distant sun do you think

anyone lives there let's find out road

trip

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much too far away flooring unknown

places can be dangerous that planet

might have unsafe air

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all the pressure could flatten you like

a plutonium pancake

i guess we'll never know

well i didn't say that this is a job for

spacey is glorious

a space probe built just for a situation

like this let's check the multipedia

i can go where zoolands and earthlings

cannot

i can explore any place i am programmed

to

i will use my cameras and rock analysis

tools to analyze everything i see and

gather information about the planet

including possible life on it

to bring back to us

not exactly for spacey it's like most

probes it's a one-way trip but he'll

transmit the information and pictures to

us much like a television signal i also

have video games and basic cable

and by discovering how other worlds are

like and unlike our own we'll learn more

about ourselves

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goodbye

goodbye spaces

take care of yourself

don't forget to transmit

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spicy slug pizza

something's approaching zuma i've never

seen anything like it is it a ufo no

this looks like an extremely

indescribable extraterrestrial incoming

object good galaxy an e-i-e-i-o everyone

to the ship

i accept the coordinates to take us to

where that thing's landing 79.3 degrees

up then down mark 118 degrees around and

around zula patrol blast off

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i knew those coordinates sounded

familiar

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what is it

watch it

why it's the probe

you mean like spacious explorer

yes but it has technology with which i'm

not familiar and look at this badge

purple with pink polka dots just like

the planet you discovered exactly this

pro may have come from there just as we

want to learn about them they must want

to learn about us

let's call him zoop

hey zoops

he knows his name

well glad to meet you zoo whoa whoa

okay okay that's enough

just wants to take our picture everybody

smile and say please

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this is so exciting an opportunity to

closely examine alien technology just be

careful malto we don't know anything

about the beings who made it

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amazing he's studying it to figure out

how it works

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i hope that wasn't something special

oh no just one of a kind

you just ate your lunch well who can

resist spicy slug pizza he's keeping

things that are valuable to him

interesting

are you sure he isn't dangerous

absolutely

zoop is simply exhibiting classic pro

behavior like all probes that are sent

into space he's simply programmed to be

curious

loop's function is to explore examine

photographs and take samples

a transmission from spaceus it landed on

the planet begin transmission

i don't see anybody we don't know where

on the planet he landed he could be in

the middle of a desert over that hill

might be a city or an ocean

according to spaceus readings the air

and temperature on the planet can

support life as we know it wow that's

really something

that planet appears to be made up mostly

of powdered breakfast beverage and

transmission speaking of probes where

did zoop go

attention zula patrol zoop is loose

inside headquarters be on the alert

hello

hello

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i can't believe this he's all over the

place he messed up all my stuff please

everyone try to understand

you said it gorga but zoop is only doing

what he's been programmed to do yeah

well i'm programmed to go after anyone

who touches my stuff i wonder if it

might all be part of a nefarious plan to

spy on us we have no reason to think

that i admit there have been minor

inconveniences but really what harm has

zoop done

now what the power's off

that zook must have gotten to the power

generator without power the station

can't function

not to worry

remember we have a backup generator you

see everything's fine unless

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that's the piece that powers our

generator come on g*ng this is a job for

the zula patrol

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i want that fibulizer back

now

the change in your tone of voice has

activated some sort of self-defense

system

i'd advise calming down

no can do moto we need that visualizer

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a little help here

we appear to be dealing with a

child-like mind

all that's running around is making me

hungry hungry

hmm

i need one of your freeze-dried pizzas

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what

he just wants to be friends

ah

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goodbye

hey zoop don't go we're just getting to

know each other yeah we could be friends

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another transmission from spaceus

explorius

let's see

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looks like spacey has found a good home

you know we were making the wrong

conclusions about the beings who sent

zoop we should have learned more about

them before calling them unfriendly

they're actually nice they were just

using their space probe to explore the

same thing as we were doing with our

probe spaceus explorius now what's next

slugnut a goes into slide z

hobble bolt q attaches to wing spring

three

this is gonna take a while

and so spacious explorius and the probe

named zouk have helped both planets in

their search for knowledge and

understanding

hey i wonder if a probe could help me

search for my socks

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hello knowledge buffs don't be shy come

on in

that's better now it's time for our

malto moment

what do you call something that probes

into space annoy

not quite do you know the answer

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that's right

something that probes into space is

called a space probe and today we

discovered that we can send probes to

places scientists can't go and what do

these probes gather

that's right probes gather information

and send it back so that we can learn

all kinds of useful things

whoops

for instance thanks to probe scientists

now know that the temperature of venus

is 900 degrees it's so hot that

astronauts will probably never ever go

there at least not in bare feet ouch

bye bye for now

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blue

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mission control it's fun

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it's fun to learn

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space the infinite vastness of eternal

night but for one lone astronaut space

is a realm of exciting challenge and

thrilling adventure

and be sure to clean the lint trap in

the dryer yeah yeah you already told me

you sure you'll be okay up there by

yourself don't worry i can handle patrol

by myself for one day you all enjoy the

concert over and out

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a distress signal from asteroid

192. this is a job for the zula patrol

which right now is just

me

oh this is gonna be a really bumpy ride

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how come i always have to push hmm

good question wig keep pushing while i

think about it

hey look bull is back

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welcome back bula gracious you missed

the humdinger of a concert captain bula

who's captain bula i'm bula the asteroid

miner from asteroid 974

oh what a nice meteorite i'll wrap this

up and surprise myself

you're not a miner you're captain of the

zula patrol remember hmm

oh look a carbonaceous chondrite

something must have happened to bulla

out in space he doesn't even remember

being captain of the zula patrol maybe

his memory will come back by itself well

what if it doesn't how do i i mean we

get along without him and who will be

our captain

that's it we just need to remind him who

he is let's send him back to the zula

academy for a refresher course and being

an astronaut excellent even if it

doesn't bring back his memory at least

he can resume command of the zula patrol

then let's go for it

anything's better than living with

zula's champion rock collector

it's working splendidly

you'll never get away with this sending

a fake distress signal to bring me here

so you could capture me as a new low

even for you trooter thank you

but replacing you with that boulevard

that's ingenious

you gotta love a villain with a sense of

humor

bulla how would you like to become a

real astronaut do astronauts collect

rocks

sure collecting rock samples is one of

their jobs then sign me up what else do

we get to do let's check the multipedia

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astronauts travel in space to places

that most people can only dream of

visiting and they live for months in

space stations are on board spacecraft

doing tests and experiments wow months

in space think of all the rocks i could

collect okay but before you pack your

toothbrush remember that astronauts are

weightless in space so you'll have to

practice weightless training on board a

modified jet plane it slides on a wild

diving course that creates

weightlessness so astronauts can

practice working and living without

gravity you know the force that keeps us

from floating off in his face

wow that sounds like fun glad you think

so because here's your first refresher

course the centrifuge

ready bring it on i've got my lucky rock

right here

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i'm flying

you're doing fine and free fall now

let's see you eat a space meal

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your job is to replace the ship's power

cell the red one hmm let's see was it

the blue cell or the red one

oh well eeny meeny miny moe

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so how are scores

say now that i'm an astronaut can we get

an extra ship for my rocks well um not

quite yet there's a uh still room for

improvement oh

we'll help you with the rest right g*ng

right if there's one thing real

astronauts do they always help their

crewmates ah you're the greatest group

hug ow

this time i'll hold your lucky rock

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there he is traxie the new captain of

the zulu patrol and he's taking orders

from me

in that case i'll have a peanut butter

and jelly on toast and don't burn it

all right we're back in action and just

in time my instruments are detecting a

strange radio signal coming from a

distant asteroid then we'd better go

have a closer look at it

no they can't come here boolerbot tell

them let's not go there's no reason

let's not go there's no raisin ah beg

your pardon not raisin reason

there's a glitch in his receiver there's

an itch in my retriever

no no no you dovers no no no you does oh

sure that he gets right

tell them there's no hurry tracking down

that transmission there's no hurry

tracking down that transmission

it's probably not even true and even if

it is truder trying to take over the

universe is that so wrong after all who

better he is the most brilliant space

villain of all time not to mention

three-time yo-yo champion now wouldn't

it be nicer if we spend our time

exploring say the farthest reaches of

the universe from which no one has ever

returned

okay

why don't we just prepare for takeoff

bula check kyle thrusters

there's something weird going on

yeah

totally weird

look

okay i want you to take the ship here a

place so far away the zulu patrol will

be lost for a long time

use the flight path i gave you oh and

whatever happens keep them away from

asteroid 192.

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we've got to rescue him yes but we can't

let the robot know we know it'll alert

schroeder and who knows what he might do

i've got an idea follow me

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we need to take off right away there's a

uh space emergency this is your chance

set the ship for deep space hmm

crew prepare for a

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lulubots get to those controls goes

eater goes eater get ready for a galaxy

gallop whoa

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oh

nice work peter now let's go save bula

oh no it's the zulu patrol let's go give

them a villainous welcome

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zula patrol

hey where'd you guys go

get back to the ship no wait you don't

have to listen to him i don't yes you do

you're my robot and you'll do what i say

he's wrong huh you're not just a robot

you're an astronaut now too yeah and

real astronauts always help their

crewmates you're a robot now take the

zulu patrol to the deepest part of the

universe

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or

he's right i am an astronaut and

astronauts always help their crewmates

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in case you missed it that was your cue

to make tracks

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thanks for saving the team bud and i

must say you have got to be the most

handsome robot in the whole universe and

so with the help of his new friends the

boulevard enrolled in the zula academy

and became a real live boy

no wait that was the kid with the wooden

nose i

whatever

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olaf do you know what an astronaut is

i'm bulabot he's bulla oh my this is

confusing but you know being an

astronaut isn't confusing because

astronauts do things no one else does

can you name some of the things an

astronaut does

that's right

astronauts fly into space and they live

for months in space stations or on board

spacecraft doing tests and experiments

and they collect space rocks