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01x24 - Three Ringed Gorga / Moons Mayhem

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Zula Patrol". Aired: September 4, 2005 – June 18, 2008.*
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Series is about a group of aliens that travel the galaxies to learn about science and space exploration.

01x24 - Three Ringed Gorga / Moons Mayhem

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Mission Control it's fun to learn

laughs

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are the Silvery Moon ever since ancient

times the moon has inspired poetry

imagination and monkey Opera oh monkey

Opera

monkey Opera

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it sounds like a Gregorian scale monster

oh you're snoring

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mystery solved Gorga can you keep it

down until the morning so we can get

some sleep maybe he's making all those

sounds cause of the Moonlight yeah the

light from the Moon is a special kind of

light that makes animals howl well

actually Moonlight is the same as

sunlight in fact Moonlight comes from

the Sun

but the sun's not even shining that

gives me a bright idea I'll show you in

the multi-pedia

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actually have any light of their own

let's use Earth's Moon as an example it

doesn't shine or glow in fact without

the sun earth Moon would be dark

the moon's light comes from the Sun that

means the Moonlight we see is really

just sunlight reflecting or bouncing off

the moon I get it

kind of like a mirror well a really

bumpy mirror the moon isn't flat and

smooth like a mirror would be it's

covered with craters and rocks so

because it's bumpy the moon doesn't

bounce back all the Sun's light like a

shiny mirror would otherwise it would be

just as bright as the sun and that would

make it hard to sleep at night

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the other side of the moon it's in

Shadow that's right only the half of the

Moon that's now facing the sun looks

bright show them Motel

this part of the moon is not getting any

light from the Sun so it's dark but

later the dark side will face the Sun

and it'll be light we get it both sides

of the Moon spend the same amount of

time in the light and in the dark you've

got it

I just have one question left if the

moonlight's not making Gorga do that

I think maybe he's just talking to his

old friend the moon Gorga is friends

with the Moon

oh tell us the stories please you might

as well we're not going to get any sleep

with all this noise anyhow okay I guess

this is a job for the Zulu Patrol it was

the Moon that first introduced me to

Gorga remember that buddy

Gorga wasn't always a member of the Zula

Patrol

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he was once the most famous performer in

Umbra and penumbra's Flying Circus

and now put your hands and antenna

together for that natural novelty with a

notorious nose the Glorious the gorgeous

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this part's my favorite

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all right

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two thumbs up or I would if I had th*gs

yes sir Gorga was a real Superstar but

he was getting tired of it all he wanted

to go places to see the world you did it

again Gorga did you see that sold out

audience and it's all thanks Jill's

super snout

take a vacation and desert your adoring

fans you don't mean it

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you can't just leave me me your best

friend ever who's done everything just

for you right

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oh good then it's settled so Gorga kept

performing until one day the ring Master

decided to take the show on the road in

search of bigger audiences naturally he

took his star with him and his main

spotlight come on let's get that Moon

away from Earth we want to make Pluto

wise supper time

oh we're just following him Goga buddy

he'll be fine honest

but the ringmaster forgot to ask the

moon if he wanted to go and when the

moon woke up he was one blue moon

what's this Annette Annette hey let me

out

I'm not a basketball

oh hi Gorga nice night we're having

you mean I'm a permanent part of the

circus but I don't want to be

you want to leave the circus too now

let's go on an adventure we'll travel

the universe see the fights

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thank you

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the ring Master who's he all right the

ring Master we can leave him a note

so the moon and Gorga were off to see

the universe

first let note and no postcards they

think they can just tick off and leave

me let's get this show on the road I'm

getting Goga back guaranteed so where

should we go next buddy Mars Andromeda

Palm Springs

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circus oh yeah the circus

they missed us how about they'll throw

us a welcoming party

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what hang on buddy

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they'll never Escape my circus

must be a talk show

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oh look out we've got a whole circus

after us we're in Big Top trouble you're

the moon they're looking for I think I

just heard that ring Master on the radio

he doesn't sound very nice you need to

hide quick I've got a plan

okay Moon move between the circus and

the sun hurry

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don't mention it I'm glad I could help

why'd you leave the circus anyway

we're off to see the Galaxy the universe

clowns clowns

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those guys were good wonder where they

came from huh Gorga

goiga Gorga oh no

gurga I missed you so much I knew you

would leave us you belong here

performing for your fans they're your

real friends

so what do you say Gorga how about

another show for an old friend you can't

do this

let us go

oops are those your friends my mistake

just a misunderstanding

hey come back here now you stop him

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wow that net was no fun I wonder how we

got out of it

oh my God

what day

friends are the ones who care about you

and they're also the hardest ones to say

goodbye to well this is my stop stop

you mean you two aren't going on any

more adventures sorry buddy but I'm

tired I think I need to get back home

why don't you travel with me Gorga I'm

always having Adventures sometimes even

when I don't mean to uh-huh

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kids your pet loves you but he may not

be telling you everything my hamster

still won't explain that moose costume

in his trunk

it's time for our Malto moment can you

remember where the moon of light comes

from

that's right Moonlight comes from the

sun the moon doesn't really have any

light of its own but it looks bright in

the sky because right from the Sun is

reflected or bounced off it I'm rubber

your glue light bounces off me and

Shines on you

but only some of the Sun's light

actually gets bounced or else the moon

would be as bright as the sun

you're only telling half of the story oh

my that's right because only half of the

Moon reflects the Sun's light at any one

time the sign of the Moon that's facing

the sun right now is bright and the side

of the moon that's facing away from the

Sun is dark there's no sunlight to

bounce off it so now that you know that

Moonlight is really just sunlight don't

you feel a little enlightened

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till you find yourself

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celebration

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space it's so big the planet sh**t

marbles with moons

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tally h* I win

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hi Moon we're inviting all the moons in

the solar system to attend the Zula Moon

Carnival

see you there

well that's a yes for Earth's moon now

to get to the rest how can we be sure

we're asking all the moons don't they

all look alike well my Heavens no moons

come in all different shapes and sizes

the two moons of wars cebus and Demus

remind me of

potatoes gee thanks and you remind us of

an eggplant

Jupiter has all kinds of moons one even

bigger than Earth's Moon Jupiter's moon

Isle has more volcanoes than anything in

the solar system hey when you're hot

you're hot I see a moon covered in ice

that's Jupiter's moon Europa lots of

moons are made of ice

and there's Saturn's moon Titan the only

moon in the solar system with clouds yes

you could say moons are as different as

people

what exactly is the moon anyway let's

check in the multipania

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moons are natural objects that orbit or

travel around a planet and moons are

also called satellites because a

satellite is the name for something that

orbits or travels around something else

all the planet

the planet only seven of the nine

planets in the solar system have moons

Mercury and Venus don't have any moons

Earth has just won but some planets like

Jupiter and Saturn have a lot of them

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oh no the Zulu Patrol is Here There Goes

My Perfect plan to steal the moons while

they're all in one place G one of your

Perfect Plans fizzled out and imagine my

surprise

there must be some way to get the load

of my hair long enough to get my hands

on those moons

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a fortune teller they can tell you

what's going to happen before it happens

let's do it this will be fun

hi are you Madame Luna yes my little

Donna links I am knowing go I am telling

gold I am one cutie but not me you are

busy and big of the Zula Patrol yes

wow I didn't know that but wait a second

yes I did Madame Luna can you tell us

our future like

what will happen yes I am knowing what

is going to happen by the position of

the moons oh that's easy most of them

are over by the ferris wheel no no I

mean the transmutational higher

vibrational yeah

cool it wait the moons are even now

sending me a message

wait the solar Patrol is in big trouble

they're all going to turn into

on zombies

oh yes ow brother

look out for a rock a clock and a sock

if you see these things the solar Patrol

will turn into Moon Zombies

is there anything we can do to stop it

yes I see that you must keep the Zulu

Patrol indoors for the whole week it is

the only way

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perfect

with those do-gooders out of my way all

the moons will be mine

I wonder if I could get my old job back

at the Hair Club for villains

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Mass says it's the only way we can avoid

turning into more zombies yeah

especially if we see a rock a clock and

a sock but with a wig no one can really

tell the future especially with moons

it's just a game Madame Luna's playing

hey Zula patrollers

oh it's just me goofball rocker sorry we

were told to watch out for a rock it's a

sign something strange will happen to us

now that you mention it something

strange happened to me today someone

sent me a present

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a clock

and

a space boot

is that it

what's up with him

even if our friends don't believe us we

still should do whatever it takes to

save them from turning into Moon Zombies

totally

what a perfect day for a walk

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hey why is there paint dripping from the

Sun and why is that fake bird hanging

from a wire huh

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and why was that cardboard tree held up

with wig's belt wait a minute

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now that those meddling two-gooders are

out of my way I'm free to move every

moon in the solar system to my

headquarters and I know just how to get

them there

attention moons has all that revolving

around your planet left you dirty and

dusty well you have washed those crumbs

right out of your craters

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no I just love a catchy jingle you have

been looking grungy lately you know

these volcanoes of mine haven't been

cleaned in three million years

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great let's go where are we going follow

me

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but we did it for your own good yeah we

just don't want you to go outside and

turn into more zombies but don't you

remember what Malto told you no one can

tell the future with moons besides

there's no such thing as moon zombies

oh my I didn't mean to scare them I just

wanted to show them my Malto Moon

magnifier which helps us see the way

moons travel around their planets there

they go come on they're headed for

Madame Lunas

troll

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ing he's left the carnival have you seen

her sorry no

I see a lot of moons over there

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stop where are you all going

to Madame Luna's new moonwash it's on

special asteroid let me get an asteroid

at the edge of the solar system why yes

how did you know you're being

intruder

the Intruder is Madame Luna and that's

where wizzy and wig are headed to let's

go unmask Madam Luna and show with Ian

wig she's a fake

once we get those moons into our moon

wash we'll cover them with Galactic glue

they'll stick to each other forming a

solid wall around my headquarters

are you there oh phooey I thought I'd

seen the last of those Little Darlings

my dears

the matter

we need your help now is no good time oh

that's too bad

because we're very interested in what

you have to tell us Madame Luna oh well

I suppose I could spare a moment to see

what the moons have to say about maltose

conditions

ah yes the Moon that Mercury and Venus

share is doing a figure eight

hey we learned that moon's orbit yeah

they travel around planets they don't do

figure eights and Mercury and Venus

don't have satellites

satellites I I don't know what you're

talking about young man awesome

satellites are another name for moons

well I uh I'm in the harmony

to the Escape pod

so the moons will return to their proper

planets thanks to the Zulu Patrol and

they all learned an important lesson if

your creators need cleaning just come on

down to Madame Luna's Handy Dandy

moomors and tell them I sent you

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hello moon watches it's time for our

Malto moment today I'm pretending this

melon is a planet and these fruits are

moons do you know what moons do still

bit times

not quite do you know

you're right moons are objects that

orbit or travel around a planet and

remember another name for a moon is

satellite because a satellite is one

thing that goes around another of the

nine planets in the solar system Mercury

and Venus are the only ones that don't

have any moons

and now neither does this cantaloupe

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