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03x13 - The Villain of the Year / One is the Loneliest Number

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "The Zula Patrol". Aired: September 4, 2005 – June 18, 2008.*
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Series is about a group of aliens that travel the galaxies to learn about science and space exploration.

03x13 - The Villain of the Year / One is the Loneliest Number

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we're already ready

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original

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space it gives me room to do this

okay you you can't see it but right now

I'm balancing two chairs and an elephant

on my nose oops well I'll work on it yo

why don't you go check on the Zulu

Patrol

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start at night here on desperately

asteroid as villains from far and wide

gather to receive who will remain this

year's villain of the year I'm his last

year's winner for best slimy monster the

Ooze I see you leaked out of jail to be

here

my whole family's here mostly in jars

and the judges award this year's villain

of the Year trophy tool that devious

Diva

delirium

little old me

it's not fair that award should have

been mine yeah yeah and I should have

been naturally curly Trudy that was last

year how many times you're gonna play

that tape well I'm tired of playing

second fiddle that pompous pickle puss

deliria this

here it's my year to win the trophy

Trudy every villain in the Galaxy wants

to win and they'll be pulling every

dirty trick they can think of to impress

the judges I'm not worried Trixie

because this year I've got a plan yeah

I'll go stock up on bandages

look at that you can see every Star hey

what's that it looks like a big cloud of

light it's the Milky Way galaxy what's

see what check the multipania

is a huge bunch of stars that are held

together in a group by their own gravity

millions billions or trillions of them

plus clouds of gas and dust

not that kind of dust Gorga more like

Stardust

is categorize or group galaxies by their

shape them around like cantaloupes or

oval like footballs we call those

elliptical galaxies they're the most

common the Milky Way galaxy is called a

spiral galaxy because it's shaped like a

spiral a huge pinwheel turning slowly in

space

the Milky Way galaxy is where Earth and

all the other planets in the solar

system are located other galaxies are

round and flat like a pancake with no

spiral arms they're called lenticular

galaxies lenticular means lens shaped

called irregular galaxies I saw

something like that under wig's bed that

was my Dust Bunny herb and The Vaping a

Sombrero Galaxy it's shaped like a hat

many galaxies are there billions and

billions our universe is built of

galaxies they Clump together into groups

called clusters the Milky Way is part of

a cluster called the local brew and

outside the local group there are still

more clusters and more galaxies

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what that's a lot of stars oh my yes

there are more stars in the universe

than all the grains of sand on all of

Earth's beaches

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there's trouble

oh

every year

every year the villains all go on a

climb spree and we have to bag everybody

well let's get started this is a job for

the Zula Patrol

welcome to znn 24-Hour news I'm Iris

bloodshot your eye on Zula our top story

the annual super villain crime wave

Dateline space the Insidious seal

villain lava Lamprey tries to melt

Hayley's Comet with her super powered

lover

the Zuna Patrol puts that plan into a

deep freeze

bakko manzula the mighty tail Mighty

tries to turn the entire Zula from here

into toothpicks he is hoping to have the

cleanest teeth on Zula until the Zula

Patrol gives them the brush

the Zula Patrol has put such a crimp in

the crime wave that villains have been

reduced to milder crimes putting pepper

in salt shakers cutting holes in socks

and giving each other nuggies even

darktruder has been forced to Simply

ring doorbells and run I've got to keep

doing something or I'll never be

Delirious this year I just know she's

working on some big impressive crime but

what I must I don't

all right tracksy deploy the hear it all

x5000.

just imagine I'll be pulling off the

grandest theft of all time I'm going to

steal and an entire galaxy

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a galaxy with a crime like that she's a

search for villain of the year

no if she's going to steal a Galaxy then

I'll steal a bigger Galaxy and I'll do

it first ah Trudy galaxies are kind of

big we don't have anywhere to keep it

well unless you move your mother out of

the guest room my mother I thought you

was your mother

oh there's billions of stars in a galaxy

like ours

bring your spaceship that's amazed

galaxies can be round or some other

shapes we found now Which con shall we

take football pinwheel or pancake I'm

the baddest I've seen

well I rarely say please or excuse me

when you sneeze

we interrupt our programming for the

following fiendish threat citizens of

Sula it is I darktruder your next

villain of the year with an announcement

I am about to steal an entire galaxy

from its Center to its brim and the Zula

patooties can't stop me oh my word all

the stars in a Galaxy have their own

orbits if he steals the Galaxy those

orbits could be changed Stars might get

flung out of the Galaxy he must be

stopped yeah the witch Galaxy will he

try to steal I just remembered something

Intruder called the edge of the Galaxy

almost like it was some kind of hat

Galaxy

hurried up traxy it shouldn't take all

day to steal a Galaxy all right already

step five simply attach the megatronic

Galaxy Snapchat a to Galaxy B

ottom sh**ter stop or we'll shout hates

loud voices

down please

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you came back for me even though it

meant losing the Galaxy you blew your

chance for a villain of the year just to

save me face it underneath all that

rottenness you still got a teeny weeny

dropping nice

that takes care of truder now to stop a

whole crew of villains

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there's nothing that was Norman last

year on the red carpet he stole the red

carpet before the judges announced their

decision for this year's villain of the

year here's last year's winner delirium

in a special tribute to himself

hello villains who among you hasn't

dared to think that one day you'll be

villain of the Year well not today

you all know where the Andromeda galaxy

is or should I say was

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the Andromeda galaxy which is supposed

to be missing what wait a minute

she's a fake she didn't steal anything

she's just hiding it behind a big board

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Delirious nothing but a big cheater

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master

what

what you've done it again anyone that's

sneaky deserves to be feeling of the

Year thank you my adoring public I know

all my wonderful villainy too

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North Korea was again villain of the

year and through to God nothing but

traxxy won for curliest sidekick

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hello and welcome to the malta moment

he's counting the stars in the Milky Way

why but there are billions of them what

a galaxy is a huge bunch of stars as

well as clouds of gas and dust that are

held together in a group by their own

gravity galaxies come in different

shapes the elliptical galaxies around

like Carlos or awful like footballs

spiral galaxies like our Milky Way look

like huge pinwheels turning in space

lenticular galaxies are flat like a

pancake with a round ball of stars in

the center and irregular galaxies don't

have any particular shape galaxies Clump

together into groups called clusters the

Milky Way is part of a cluster called

the local group I think testing is our

local group to help them count

oh my see you next time toodaloo