01x10 - Aqua-Guppy/Animation Concerto

[bunniefuu]

[theme song playing]

♪ ♪

♪ Zoom, zoom, zoom, zoom ♪

♪ Boom-uh, boom-uh,
boom-uh, boom-uh ♪

♪ Here he comes,
that Mighty Mouse ♪

♪ Coming to vanquish the foe
with a mighty blow ♪

♪ So don't be afraid anymore ♪

♪ 'Cause things won't be
like they've been before ♪

♪ "Here I come
to save the day" ♪

♪ Thank goodness
Mighty Mouse is on his way ♪

♪ So let
the trumpet players play ♪

[chorus sings
heroic fanfare]

♪ For Mighty Mouse
is here today ♪

♪ Boom-uh, boom-uh,
boom-uh, boom-uh... ♪

♪ Here he comes,
that Mighty Mouse ♪

♪ Just like a bolt
from the blue ♪

♪ With a heart that's true ♪

♪ Fighting evil,
fighting crime ♪

♪ And always there
in the nick of time ♪

♪ Here he comes
to save the day ♪

♪ And he will prove
that crime will never pay ♪

♪ So let
the trumpet players play ♪

[chorus sings
heroic fanfare]

♪ For Mighty Mouse
is here today! ♪

Yes, give me
that big crab order.

The one with
the wooden claw.

Thanks.

Oh, boy, am I starving.

Oh, it's nice
to eat this for a change

instead of always eating
Pearl Pureheart's cat food.

Oh! Pearl? Pearl?!

Did me ears hear right
when you said Pearl?

Yes, I said, "Pearl."
What about it?

Ooh! Yow! Ooh!
Whoa! Ooh, let go!

Eh, you sun pounder,

tell me where she is

or you'll be combing
the beaches with
your teeth.

Oh, okay, okay.

She lives in Mouseville,
and she owns a factory and...

So, me darling Pearl
is living amongst

a bunch of squeaky
critters, huh?

It be too good
to be true.

[laughs]

To see Pearl's face again,
to hear that voice...

Oh, I must find her.

Lucky!

Get up here,
you water weasel.

Yes, Cap'n?

Pearl, laddy, Pearl!

She be in Mouseville.

We're out find her.

Aye, aye, Captain.

Pearl, honey,
I'm coming!

And what may I get
for you, gentlemen?

Uh, I'll have the usual.

So will I.

Well, Aqua-Guppy,
I'm glad you could
join me for lunch.

Well, you know me, I just love
these informal chats.

REPORTER:
Flash, this news just in:

A peg-legged crab
has been sighted

running amok in Mouseville.

Seeming to be
in a trancelike state,

his only comments were,
"Pearl, Pearl, where be Pearl?"

Gadzooks!
Captain A. Crab? Here?

A-And Pearl?

What's this
all about?

I don't understand.

I remember it
as if it were almost ten years,

two months and five hours ago.

My, how time flies.

A. Crab, Pearl and I were all
friends at Red Tide High.

Gee, Pearl,
what's shaking?

Well, daddio,
I'm off to my
hair appointment.

Catch you later, Jack.

She never
gets my name right.

AQUA-GUPPY:
Now, about this time,

A. Crab has fallen
madly in love with Pearl,

and today was the day

that he was going to ask
Pearl's hand in marriage.

Say, Jack,
where be Pearl?

I've come to be
taking her hand
in marriage.

Uh, she left.

She left?!

My little bed of
sea lettuce is gone
out and left me!

But, no, wait.

It be the end!

Me little pal
has left me to rot!

[sobbing]
There be no reason

to stay here any longer.

But...

And so that was the last I ever
saw of Captain A. Crab.

So why is Captain A. Crab
here in Mouseville?

For some reason,
he thinks Pearl is here.

Egad! Pearl?!

Pearl Pureheart?!

There must be some
connection.

Quick, to the factory.

Stop!

We haven't gotten our food.

Waiter!

Yes?

We're in a hurry.

Uh, uh, could you just throw
our meals in a doggy bag

and bring us the check, please?

Most certainly, sir.

"Ms. Pearl Pureheart."

Well, I'll be, Lucky.

She's moved up in the world.

Aye, Cap'n.

Oh, Pearl, me darling,
I be here.

Pearl?

Oh, Pearl, me love...
Wha...?

it is I, A. Crab.

What? Who said that?

I have returned

to be setting our
love straight again.

Who is that?

Oh, me darling...

[laughing]

...let me take you away,

and together we will...

Hey, you're a crab.
Put me down.

Why, Pearl,
don't you recognize me?

It's me, A. Crab.

I don't recognize you.
Now let me go.

Oh, no, me pretty.

You won't be getting away
from me this time.

[laughs]

I will woo you with me love,

and you'll be able
to stay with me forever!

You're crazy!

Crazy for you, me love.

Lucky?

Lucky, where be ye? Agh!

Yes, Cap'n?

Now listen closely.

I want you to get me
a bouquet of flowers

and a box of chocolates.

Then meet me
at the shack

outside of town,
by the railroad tracks.

Aye, aye, Cap'n.

Come, me little starfish.

It's off to paradise
we be goin'.

No! Stop! Let me go!

A box of flowers
and a bouquet of chocolates.

A box...

MIGHTY MOUSE:
♪ Here I come to save the day! ♪

Is there someplace where
I can keep this warm?

Mighty Mouse, look,

it's Lucky,
A. Crab's henchman.

Hmm!

Aah!

Aah!

[grunting]

Where's A. Crab, Lucky?

And where's Pearl?

Uh, uh, uh, uh...
I don't know.

Well, Mighty Mouse,
it looks like

we're gonna have to
use harsher methods.

So, you won't tell us where
Captain A. Crab is, eh, Lucky?

Well, then you leave us
little choice.

Mighty?

No! No! No! Stop!

You can't make me talk!

No! Stop!

Okay, I'll talk!
I'll talk!

He and Pearl are
at the shack

outside of town
by the railroad tracks.

I've got an idea,
Mighty.

I'll meet you
at the shack.

Right.

Hey, what about me?
Let me go!

Turn off the machine!

Turn it off!

Ah, me briny beauty.
[laughs]

Here we be,
together at last.

You are a loony.

Why are you so feisty,
me love?

I'm not feisty, I'm furious.

Why are you doing this?

Oh, me love...

I guess I can tell you now.

Pearl, darlin',
I brought you here

to ask for your hand
in marriage.

Buddy, your elevator does not
go to the top floor.

You, a crab, marry me?

Not in a million years.

[wails]

Not again!

Not another rejection!

Oh, why?!

Why, why, why...
[sobs]

Oh, life is so cruel.

Take it easy.

Well, then,
if I can't have you,

then no one can have you.

This is ridiculous!
Let me go!

The 5:00 train
should be coming soon.

[train horn blowing]

Now, Pearl, I be asking
you one more time:

Will you marry me?

[horn blowing]
Oh, go away.

[sobs]

Not even I can live
after three rejections.

What are you doing?

It'd be best, Pearl.

I will go with you

to that great
coral reef in the sky.

[grunting]

[screaming]

♪ Here I come to save the day! ♪

Mighty Mouse!
Oh, thank goodness!

A. CRAB:
Mighty Mouse?

Ooh!

You be ruining
my big cl*max.

[laughs evilly]

Help! Help!

Mighty Mouse, help!

Did you ever think you might
not be wanted around here?

Pearl?

Pearl, it's really you!

Oh, A. Crab.
How I've missed you

these ten years,
two months, and seven hours.

Why, Pearl, you're so... so...

so, so big and fat.

Why, A. Crab,

that's the nicest thing
you've ever said to me.

Pearl, darling,
will you marry me?

I do.

Oh...

[growling]

Uh-oh.

Hmm.

Hmm...

Well, don't expect me
on the half shell.

[jazzy upbeat tune plays]

♪ Mighty Mouse boogie ♪

♪ Mighty Mouse boogie ♪

♪ Mighty Mouse boogie ♪

♪ Here he comes,
that Mighty Mouse ♪

♪ He's a-comin',
yes he is ♪

♪ Coming to vanquish the foe ♪

♪ With a mighty blow ♪

♪ What a smooth operator ♪

♪ So don't be afraid anymore ♪

♪ Oh, no, no, don't be afraid ♪

♪ 'Cause things won't be
like they've been before ♪

♪ You can't believe it,
sister ♪

♪ Here he comes
to save the day ♪

♪ So look up in the sky ♪

♪ Thank goodness Mighty Mouse
is on his way ♪

♪ So fast you can
hardly see him coming ♪

♪ So let
the trumpet players play ♪

♪ Doo-wee,
dooblie-dooblie, doo-wah ♪

♪ For Mighty Mouse
is here today ♪

♪ This Mouse is mighty ♪

[bright swing melody plays]

♪ Look who's strutting
down the street ♪

♪ The hippest mouse
that's alive ♪

♪ And that ain't no jive ♪

♪ Oh, the cats
don't mess with Mister M ♪

♪ They know he's cool ♪

♪ That's enough for them ♪

♪ Dig from your friends
that he's coming ♪

♪ You know that Pearl
thinks Mighty's mighty good ♪

♪ So let those
swinging trumpet players play ♪

♪ 'Cause Mr. Mighty Mouse
is okay ♪

♪ Flying through the air,
no propeller, no wing ♪

♪ Cruising on swing,
baby, play that thing ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Lead me into the bar,
as sure as you're born ♪

♪ Daddy, show me what to do
and start blowing that horn ♪

♪ ♪

♪ All the cats dig the mice ♪

♪ They're grooving with ease ♪

♪ When they hear
that plink-a-plunk ♪

♪ It's kitten
on the tease, yeah ♪

♪ In the battle of the bands,
the rhythm's gonna win ♪

♪ So boogie on down,
won't you give me some skin? ♪

♪ Here he comes,
that Mighty Mouse ♪

♪ Just like a bolt
from the blue ♪

♪ With a heart that's true ♪

♪ Fighting evil,
fighting crime ♪

♪ And always there
in the nick of time ♪

♪ Here he comes
to save the day ♪

♪ And he will prove
that crime will never pay ♪

♪ So let
the trumpet players play ♪

♪ For Mighty Mouse
is here today ♪

♪ He's here today ♪

♪ He's here today. ♪

["Slippin' and Slidin'"
R&B melody plays]

♪ Slippin' and a-slidin',
peepin' and a-hidin' ♪

♪ Been told a long time ago ♪

♪ Slippin' and a-slidin',
peepin' and a-hidin' ♪

♪ Been told a long time ago ♪

♪ I've been told, baby,
you've been bold ♪

♪ I won't be your fool no more ♪

♪ Oh, big conniver,
nothing but a jiver ♪

♪ I done got hip to your jive ♪

♪ Oh, big conniver,
nothing but a jiver ♪

♪ I done got hip to your jive ♪

♪ Slippin' and a-slidin',
peepin' and a-hidin' ♪

♪ I won't be your fool no more ♪

♪ Ow! ♪

♪ Oh, Melinda,
she's a solid sender ♪

♪ You know
you better surrender ♪

♪ Oh, Melinda,
she's a solid sender ♪

♪ You know
you better surrender ♪

♪ Slippin' and a-slidin',
peepin' and a-hidin' ♪

♪ I won't be your fool no more ♪

♪ Slippin' and a-slidin',
peepin' and a-hidin' ♪

♪ Been told a long time ago ♪

♪ Slippin' and a-slidin',
peepin' and a-hidin' ♪

♪ I been told a long time ago ♪

♪ I've been told,
baby, you've been bold ♪

♪ I won't be your fool no more ♪

♪ Aw, yeah! ♪

♪ Ooh, sure enough ♪

♪ Slipping, baby ♪

♪ Sliding ♪

♪ Slide one over here ♪

♪ Yeah, baby ♪

♪ Ow! ♪

♪ Slippin' and a-slidin',
peepin' and a-hidin' ♪

♪ Been told a long time ago ♪

♪ Slippin' and a-slidin',
peepin' and a-hidin' ♪

♪ Been told a long time ago ♪

♪ I've been told,
baby, you've been bold ♪

♪ I won't be your fool no more ♪

♪ Oh, big conniver,
nothing but a jiver ♪

♪ I done got hip to your jive ♪

♪ Oh, big conniver,
nothing but a jiver ♪

♪ I done got hip to your jive ♪

♪ Slippin' and a-slidin',
peepin' and a-hidin' ♪

♪ I won't be your fool no more ♪

♪ Whoo! ♪

♪ That's it ♪

♪ Slip that stuff, baby ♪

♪ Hoo-wee! ♪

[howls]

♪ Slippin' ♪

♪ Oh, Melinda,
she's a sold sender ♪

♪ You know
you better surrender ♪

♪ Oh, Melinda,
she's a solid sender ♪

♪ You know
you better surrender ♪

♪ Slippin' and a-slidin',
peepin' and a-hidin' ♪

♪ I won't be your fool no more ♪

♪ Slippin' and a-slidin',
peepin' and a-hidin' ♪

♪ Been told a long time ago ♪

♪ Slippin' and a-slidin',
peepin' and a-hidin' ♪

♪ Been told a long time ago ♪

♪ I've been told, baby,
you've been bold ♪

♪ I won't be your fool no more ♪

♪ Ooh, no ♪

♪ Hoo-wee! ♪

♪ Oh, yeah, baby ♪

♪ I won't be your fool
no more, no ♪

♪ Ah, flip it now ♪

♪ Slidin' ♪

♪ Oh, shucks! ♪

[solo saxophone wailing
as song fades out]