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01x11 - Wag Your Tail, but Never Wag a Shift!

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Apocalypse Hotel". Aired: April 11, 2025 – June 27, 2025.*
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In the year 2057, an unknown aerial contagion dubbed "infortunium pollution" begins to spread around Earth, rendering the air unbreathable to primate-based species, including humans.

01x11 - Wag Your Tail, but Never Wag a Shift!

Post by bunniefuu »

According to labor law,

you've been working too much, Yachiyo.

The Ten Commandments of Gingarou

1. Aim to be the number one hotel in the galaxy.

2. Food and etiquette are mainstays of culture.

3. Bookmark today's page in our guests' lives.

4. A smile is the ultimate ambiance.

5. Our only vice is service.

6. Tradition evolves with innovation and experimentation.

7. Clean sheets symbolize pure hearts.

8. Provide unlimited hospitality in limited time.

9. Bow down deep but always aim high.

10. A true hotel is always storied.

President, Gingarou Hotel

Tomorrow never dies

Don't count your tanuki

before they hatch

More venom

for the aliens

Groom yourself all

the way to the tail

Wag your tail,

but never

wag a shift!

Fry the Nudels,

not the rooms!!

It's okay to paper over the cracks

with hospitality that rocks

Discipline with a fist!

Reconcile with a high five!

I'm sorry?

I read that overworking employees

can cause long-term issues,

so you need to take time off.

I do understand that much.

But why now, after all this time?

I'm learning all I can about Earth.

Babeh-O told me about a Roppongi

bookstore that was still in good shape.

So I borrowed these.

Labor Standards Law I

Labor Standards Law II

I do see your point. However

Yeah, yeah.

I bet you're gonna say you don't need

time off because you're a hotelier robot.

Denied!

Even a robot can break from continuous use.

Anyway, you're taking tomorrow

and the day after off.

I'm confiscating your uniform

so you can't work.

Okay, take it off. Step on it, ponchaka.

What does one do on a day off?

Wel—

Welcome to the Gingarou Hotel.

Wecclom to the Gingarou Hotel!

Please come this way.

May I have a room?

Episode 11

Wag Your Tail,

but Never Wag a Shift!

I hear they have something

called a "hot-spring bath."

That sounds good.

Hello there.

Hello.

I wanna check it out before dinner.

Good.

Stains, none.

Droplets, none.

Mold, none.

Amenities, good.

Shampoo hat—

Kamemaru Tech Hotelier Android

Recommended usage limit exceeded.

Malfunctions may have severe

adverse effects on hotel operation.

Please replace part immediately.

Please replace part immediately.

Can pets stay at this hotel, too?

Pets are now allowed on the premises.

We do get some runaways, so we ask

that you put a hotel tag on your pet.

My, your service lives up

to the stellar reviews!

My DraDra will stay in my room with me.

Bath-arou

Open

Tangerine Bath

How to Bathe

Wash!

Rinse!

Relax~

Bath

Women's Bath

No compatible spare parts found

If you have a day off, try walking through Ginza,

the town where retro-modern meets the bleeding

edge! You're sure to find something good!

Rinkou Yuudouson

A spiritual sanctuary within

a stone's throw of Ginza!

Prosperity in business

and family health are

Rinkou Yuudouson

A spiritual sanctuary within

a stone's throw of Ginza!

Prosperity in business

and family health are

Gingarou Distillery

The Gingarou Hotel's Original Single Malt

Ginga

-exclusive barley farm

We grow it ourselves!

Active Astronaut

No compatible spare parts found

Let's use it as bait!

That was a gift from a guest.

Chill out in the big city!

Time to blaze it!

Smoking Bonus!

Cigarette Butt Rush!

Wag Your Tail, but Never Wag a Shift!

Kamemaru Tech Hotelier Android

Recommended usage limit exceeded.

Malfunctions may have severe

adverse effects on hotel operation.

Please replace part immediately.

Compatible spare

parts in stock

Compatible spare parts found

Damaged component

This component is damaged.

Please recheck all connections and reboot.

For Space Ark

Launch Station

Reparations for all

No discrimination

Save all citizens

Don't stand

for this!

I love peace

Damaged Beyond Repair

Damaged Beyond Repair

Damaged Beyond Repair

Damaged Beyond Repair

Compatible spare parts found

Extra Mission

"Get Bit by a Pegasus" complete.

Easter Egg Program

Extra Mission

"Get Bit by a Pegasus" complete.

New function "Cross-Eyed" unlocked.

New function "Cross-Eyed" unlocked.

Please rest assured. We'll do everything—

Easy for you to say!

Oh, DraDra! I'm so glad you're safe!

I told you not to go off wandering!

I'm so, so glad!

Yachiyo!

How did you like your time off?

I felt alive.