00x08 - Hawaiian Honeyruin

[bunniefuu]

last time on the redonkulous race

our teams paid a visit to count

dracula's creepy crib and it terrified

everyone almost oh yes the gods cracked

their first smiles but other teams

cracked under the pressure

the ice dancers grabbed first place and

i think emma unknowingly caught noah's

heart

sadly tom and jen had creative

differences and by the time they ironed

them out it was too late

who will fez their way off this week

hold onto your hats

it's time for the redonkulous race

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we're back in transylvania where

yesterday's first place team is about to

get today's first travel tip

take a donkey car to bucharest and fly

to

hawaii hawaii home of beautiful sunshine

ukuleles and shirts that should only be

worn ironically

once teams land they'll need to find

this dawn box

ha-ha-ha very funny was that you

wardrobe

oh oh i'm good at this game uh uh goal

posts

no ah rectangle face um

a box of candy

playing is for children we stay focused

on our goals at all times

i'm so focused i haven't washed my

boxers since the race started

that's not focused that's gross well

maybe some people think your lucky

rabbit's foot is gross

huh don't listen to him

cheesecake click oh exploding chocolate

cheesecake

camera it's camera she said click how

did you not get that

did you hear that oh

how do you put up with us all day long

um what's his problem

hey earth to weirdo hello

hello oh you okay buddy

my stomach feels funny do you have to

make boom boom

this donkey reeks he said the same thing

about you

a talking donkey yeah cause that's

possible

it must be possible cause you're talking

right now

booyah call me when you got a comeback

lorenzo was a poo

head oh yeah jet's a tool how old are

those two

i'll never mind them some people just

don't appreciate quality family time

right sporto uh yeah sure dad

you're so lucky you got to bring your

dad

oh i'm the lucky one i bet doing this

trip with your mom is pretty awesome too

though right

not really taylor's more of a daddy's

girl

daddy and i have loads in common like we

both love being successful

and we both hate avocado

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from transylvania to hawaii man this

race is

epic whoa

donkey right back at you

i can't back down from a good fart down

personal pride

oh oh hang on we got some guilt force

winds moving into the area

and uh i'm out oh where are you going

you're

i've got a code six the officer needs tp

leaving romania is tough but leaving

romania to go to a tropical paradise

full of

sunshine and happiness

i need a whip do you have a whip uh not

last time i looked

open your eyes our donkey is going way

slower than the other ones

it wants us to lose i'm not too

competitive

yes you are are you okay sugar plum i

just want to win

and this is a competition so yeah when

things get tense

we can't hold back we gotta dig deep

work hard

give it everything i don't think the

donkey really cares if

move it your horse wannabe you know how

important this

is we are not coming in last place

because of

you mush we were so

stressed out but then it didn't even

matter because all the teams are on the

same flight

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as is the custom in hawaii teams are

greeted with a lovely necklace made of

local flowers

oh wow hi those aren't

oh boy oh boy they sure like their

traditions around here

i'm severely allergic to orchids

ah this one's ours you might as well

give up now

oh prepare to get no ed

um any second now he's just thinking and

then bam

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noah it's a botch or a watch

whoever didn't do gymnastics in romania

has to go diving for wedding rings

in this challenge botchers must dive

into hawaii's most popular wedding bay

and retrieve one of the rings from the

bottom

then swim to the beach at the tip of the

bay to meet your partner

come on noah let's go

noah oh maybe it's rabies

something doesn't feel right oh no bun

bun

bun it's okay we don't need a rabbit's

foot

like you said about my underpants it's

just a silly superstition

okay take off your lucky ditch then

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that's what i thought

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you can do it kids it looks pretty deep

pretend it's the pool at nana's condo

only with less old people floating

around

ready

you shoved me it was a push of

encouragement and you're fine

now go get a ring

for luck you're gonna rock this

[Applause]

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cannonball yes

you know she's my partner right you did

good too bro

[Applause]

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uh sweetie maybe this is the part where

you should be in the water already

chill mamacita how many swim medals do i

have on my wall

like a billion daddy had to reinforce

the walls so i could hold them all up

and my swim coach told mom i was the

best student he'd ever

seen actually sweetie

[Applause]

i might have exaggerated what a swim

coach said

just a tad you're gonna be great i know

it

just get in there steph and do oh you're

cute

but let's save the pep talks for when

you're doing something since you're the

one that struggles

you know i always suspected my orchid

allergy was fairly acute

do you think there are any jellyfish

dude if there are

you know you're immune

why aren't you helping me it's about

your watch

all i can do is watch you botch you

are the worst first place

even without fun bun maybe shark's right

i don't need a good luck charm anymore

it's so light and warm the energy

it's beautiful come on rock rock we've

got a race to win

wait you can't take a lava rock as a

souvenir

you have a whole volcano of them just

chill out grandpa

as the ice dancers extend their first

place lead

the rest of the teams are still

searching for rings and coming up

short some of them may even come up dead

find out for sure when we return on the

redonkulous race

you're amazing did you just squeal

no i think it was a dolphin

you're in love with him when love is in

the air i know it i have a

super sensitive love detector and the

alarm's been going off

a lot lately what are you talking about

nothing

so noticed any guys on the other team's

looking your way

no stop it

but we've been friends for so long and

anyway he has a girlfriend

so please don't say anything please i

promise i won't but

maybe someone should you know as more

teams continue to find rings our

first place ice dancers say aloha to

challenge number one

and aloha to challenge number two we're

still in first place

and check it out new good luck charm

it's a lava rock nothing can stop us now

it's an all-in in this hawaiian wedding

ritual

teams must walk on fire technically

coals

in this challenge brides wear a grass

skirt and grooms wear a wreath

of mahi lay as they carry their brides

across this path of hot coals

it's a test of strength and honor and if

any part of them catches on fire

grass skirt included it's back to the

start

once they reach the end untoasted it's a

race to the chill zone

great now i gotta take foot modeling off

my resume

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nothing i got two yes

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don't say a word i wasn't gonna

she seems nice

now swim to the beach as fast as you can

okay don't sweat it mom

i'm serving up this challenge with a

side order of chipotle

oh my gosh noah somebody help him why

wasn't i born a merman

please tell me you're a ring oh man i

was gonna sell this one for cash

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here noah's dying i'm not getting soft

or anything

mickey was just so pathetic yes

i've been a little distracted by emma

lately but it's not some whole thing

where i'm all warm and gushy like a

fresh chocolate chip cookie and i

suddenly want to do

nice things for people just because i'm

falling for

ah give me back that ring that's it

chuck

moving ahead just like the olympics this

is one ginormous mind game

this challenge is pretty easy that's

right you're just walking

there are no coals

i forgot about the coals

remember that time we were paddle

boarding off to female and we forgot our

wetsuits

oh so cold dude yeah yeah

keep it coming and and that day your

tongue froze to the flagpole or when i

dump that cherry slush down your shorts

oh that was gnarnar dude

i did it first place bro

let's motor to the chill zone oh man i'd

love to stick my feet in a temple a

cherry slush right now

hey kit could you help tie this do you

really think i should say something to

devin

life's short and he's really cute what

if he feels the same way

hey we're both grooms cool not for me

i'm about to marry a dead person what

he's drooling

smiling acting sincere he is so

sick no he just likes my sister but

he's all goofy and awkward and

yep that is one serious crush

there are no more ranks none there have

to be

keep looking come on steph you can what

part of none

do you not understand zero more all gone

less than one get it your race rage is

out of control and i am this close to

leaving i'm sorry what

race rage you're sweet stephanie but

when things get competitive

you turn into a raging psychotic bull

ba*ls

are male whatever sybol

as our last place lovebirds exchange

sweet nothings

all the other teams work on the second

challenge well

nearly all she's attached faster with a

flutter board

oh i don't skirt i had a feeling you'd

say that

i can't wear the skirt every kid at

school is gonna see this

yeah but if i wear it pal you'll have to

carry me over hot coals

i'm sure the kids at school won't make a

big deal out of it my classmate larry

finkel spent

all last year getting shoved into the

girls change room because his name

rhymes with tinkle

let's do this tinkle

rock paper scissors you wear it i'm not

the girl and i

am you said it not me skirt face

we are so gonna win this and oh

wow yep us

so winning time to walk the walk

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yes jeff brody congratulations you're

today's winners

awesome yes i love you man i marry you

all over again

i love weddings

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no way am i walking on hot coals do you

have any idea how much my gel petty cost

uh yes because i paid for it just

listen to the leader and why do you

think you're the leader i'm the one with

leader in training certification

you're welcome

ah hey best friends

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almost there

carrie devin congrats you're in second

place

jacques jose you've come in third

no not again bronze

it's the worst medal the road to shame

is paved with bronze

she only wears black even if it's grass

it must be black grass

get your heads off my face get your face

out of my pitch

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we never heard of my leaves before guess

it's time to order another medical alert

bracelet

fourth and fifth place

sixth place seventh

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my extensions i'd worry more about the

burns than the hair

but uh i'm funny like that

12th place well honey it wasn't pretty

but

you need to step your game up mother for

serious

we're a team taylor i know you aren't

used to winning

like me but maybe you need to follow my

example more because you've never won

anything in your life taylor

never not one race not one medal no

thing wait what my room is full of

trophies and medals

because your dad bought a trophy store

what kind of trophies come in the mail

and guess who paid your coaches to lie

yep daddy beauty pageants i won beauty

pageants

you can't fake those oh

honey when you have enough cash you can

fake anything

the coals were hot but that was cold

you smell like smoked meat you shouldn't

insult someone

that can drop you onto hot coals if you

do i'll tell everybody that your pecs

are actually

implants my pecs are real wow

those are some fireworks uh-huh devin

i'm so glad that we're here together

and me too it is so amazing i'm here

with you and not shelley

shells and i would probably be just like

them half the time but you and me

never and that's what's perfect about

being best friends

we just stay the same forever friends

well i'm gonna crash night homie

stephanie brian i'm sorry you're the

last team to arrive

we're eliminated great cause steph

you're eliminated from this you're

breaking up with me

on national television international

actually we're huge in croatia but i

should tell you

you can't dump me i dump you here's the

funny thing

fine because it's a non-elimination

round congratulations

you're still in the race fine fine

fine fine fine come back next time for

more heartbreaking action here on

the redonkulous race

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