00x18 - Got Venom

[bunniefuu]

last time on the redonkulous race

we saw some serious head games and

headier games

and even headier games literally and the

headiest of all games came when the

haters scored the boomerang

and used it on themselves

take that yourselves but in the end love

was in the air

and so was hate did it just get cold in

here

oh right we're still in the arctic well

now it's time to heat things up

this is the redonkulous race

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last week the surfers won which means

they are the first to hit the dawn box

don't know how i survived the cold dress

like this i mean i could cut through ice

with my

n*pples right now we survived because

we're awesome

i don't think that wind would have

happened without the ice dancers

they said a lot of harshness harshness

we needed to hear they're good peeps

this is for them dude that is like the

second best nipple carving you ever did

i will destroy them easy jose

it was our own fault for trying to play

mind games with the surfers

they don't have minds to play with did i

boomerang my own team

yes but it was ryan's fault yes

stephanie

you had it coming yes stephanie mister

i'm king of the ring toss

yes stephanie

i finally figured out how to one-up

stephanie just

agree with everything we're flying to

floors indonesia i hope it's warm

oh it is flores indonesia is packed with

beautiful empty beaches majestic

mountain ranges

and ominously silent jungles teams must

fly to flores

then take taxis to the dawn box in this

village how do the locals keep tourists

away from this island paradise

nobody knows but it might have something

to do with the komodo dragon problem

[Applause]

teams will depart on three different

cargo planes each taking off an hour

apart based on when they arrived at the

chill zone

so the front runners have a real

advantage

ah apparently the narwhals are still

upset about our ring toss game

anyway same idea but with two planes

everyone on the last plane right now go

move move hurry

up this is outrageous

we didn't take silver just to be stuck

on a plane with losers

perhaps we should join them

so it's an eight-way tie as our teams

fly to sunny indonesia

a narwhal free country

bye-bye

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we need a taxi hey noah over here

i'm so proud of emma liking noah but i

would also like

to win a million bucks know what i mean

just look at that

sapphire blue water hot steamy jungles

i wish it were just the two of us uh

noah

we're not dating till after the race

remember i know

i was talking to owen you're too funny

why am i smiling all the time even

though i hate people that do that

because this race has become a win-win

situation the second

emma or i get booted i get to date the

hottest girl alive

so if we win the race i win and if we

get eliminated

i still win heck i hope we get

eliminated

right on wait why did i high-five that

dragon crossing i gotta get a selfie

with this

oh omg that is terrifying

uh at least we're safe in here

this place is crazy relax

i've smelt your farts for many years if

anything those dragons should be afraid

of you

so who wants to be first i'll just hog

dude and it'll scatter

[Applause]

see soldier

it's an all-in uh how to milk your

dragon

whoa we have to do what that's right

just when you thought these beasts were

harmless it turns out their saliva

is loaded with venom teams must collect

one vial of komodo drool and hand it to

this kid

to get their next tip that said try not

to get bitten

in case you do side effects may include

headache dizziness and being eaten by a

komodo dragon

isn't this a little dangerous danger

we all die eventually we should hang out

more

okay if devon ends up going goth i am

not going goth for him

yes i would hey

so i know you're in a happy place but

can we do this one on our own like

without owen and noah why they've always

helped us

yeah past tense but the pda is starting

to throw off our game

ah you're exaggerating i don't want to

take sides but

kitty might have a point fine just five

more minutes

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come on boy uh here truly julie dude

watch out we don't know how far they can

spew fire oh

yeah good call yo the numero uno safety

concerno with any dragon oh

is fire breath but before we score any

dragon venom we gotta put out its flame

here all we gotta do is toss one a mango

let it chow down

then take the pit when it's done it'll

be soaked with venom

sure if they even like mangoes

hey buddy you hungry

they do like mangoes i was right

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[Applause]

i can't imagine why somebody

they look harmless enough

maybe they won't try to eat us if

they're already full

um being full never stops you from

eating let's wait till they're done then

grab some spit from the carcass

great idea that gives us some free time

what should we do with it maybe go see

what the sisters are up to okay

i love that noah's happy and doesn't

care about the race anymore

except for the part where he doesn't

care about the race anymore if we're

gonna win this

owen's gonna have to take charge

that's what you call helping oh you're

gonna get yours mister

[Laughter]

check it out that komodo exploded or

something

it's just skin i guess komodos molt like

every other reptile

uh-oh i see wheels turning if i wear a

komodo skin

i could just crawl right up to one and

swipe some spit you wanna make out with

a komodo dragon

no i mean i won't rule it out

but that wasn't my plan we go on three

one two we're gonna bag a komodo the

same way we nabbed rabbits in australia

if it worked for bunnies why wouldn't it

work for deadly massive man-eating

lizards

three freeze you glorified iguanas

oh not freezing is there a plan b you

bet there is

i don't like plan b hey we're alive are

we

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that's gross well what are you waiting

for

spare some venom uh

like fine whatever we both wear organic

komodo dragon musk deodorant

it's called commodorant obviously it

comes from larger scarier komodos

so we smell like trouble to these wimps

i understand you're angry i was angry

once but

i saw it was a waste of energy devon's

moved on to the moving on stage

the next time the moment is right i'm

telling him how i feel

if he survives

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mind if i join in yeah why would he fake

an accent

never mind it's working because of

course it is

i like you too

i love making new friends i'm gonna call

him chewie

how are you still alive ha-ha-ha

beauty i'll just be moseying

or not little help mate

he's your boyfriend you dump him

dude

done and done dragon slaying

rules hey don't dragons always have like

treasure and princesses and junk yeah

kids books

don't lie then let's go after it uh

oh no dude um my gf will get to

if i save some other princess know what

i mean yeah fair enough

brody hasn't had a lot of girlfriends so

he doesn't know some of the relationship

rules like

never eat a triple deep fried garlic and

onion sandwich four kiss

unless of course she was born without a

nose so

go for it dude they haven't moved in a

while maybe they're asleep

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[Applause]

looks like this is it for us race-wise

and life-wise well then there's

something i need to confess

ditto partner i need you to know me

first i just hope you don't think less

of me

one time at some fast food place i

bought a burger and fries

they only charged me for the burger not

the fries

i didn't realize it until i got home and

then

i didn't go back the tip

fries

feels so good to finally tell someone

okay

so your turn okay i faked my way into

cadet school i have a rap sheet a mile

long my real name is valentina escobar

i've been smuggling fruits and

vegetables across the border since

i was five you what

and i hope you don't think less of me oh

yeah

one cup of doom drool hold on

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this is extinguisher foam try pulling

another fast one

like this and you're out of the race got

it who could have replaced our venom

with extinguisher foam

okay zach you can handle a venomous

reptile

you scared it with jose for years um

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come back you cowards this is hopeless

it's time to forget the challenge and

focus on destroying the others

because that worked so well last time

that was sarcasm i know

just follow my lead

that rabbit of yours is so darling

i used to carry around a shih tzu just

like it um

loki isn't darling he's a beacon of

famine

[Laughter]

but still he must be terrified those

kimonos are just waiting to gobble him

up one

wrong move and he's dragon ciao best to

get him out of here

hmm let's see what loki has to say

aren't we link with him uh

what are you loki is refusing to leave

he has another idea they're taking

orders from a rabbit

might as well pack your bags rabbit

lovers because you're coming in last

place

that's it

loki doesn't know fear

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yes smell your defeat

that is one b-a-d bunny well that plan

backfired and much faster this time who

cares

we have what we need to the winner's

circle

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[Laughter]

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all in prepare to meet your loom

that's right loom indonesia is known for

making i-cat textiles

lots and lots of i-cat textiles

somewhere in those massive piles are

eight redonkulous rugs

just like this each team must find one

only then can they head all the way over

here to the carpet of completion no rush

hey yes stephanie was this your plan

yes stephanie get a giant lizard to eat

me

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scoop some drool or you're next i'm not

afraid of steph

or her dumb stick and i don't need her

to tell me what to do

hurry up jewel boy i did it all

loitering jaywalking the hand was

flashing and i went for it anyway

you name it i did it so uh we're cool

right

help yeah i guess we should have done

that an hour ago

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okay no phone this time you got your

body armor on

locked and loaded

probably some princess we're stuck in a

tree and my butt's falling asleep

my princess i'm coming babe

those dragons could light up that tree

like a match it's all right babe

your knight and quilted armor is here

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[Applause]

well that didn't work while the surfers

and cadets circle the last place drain

the ice dancers and goths are still in

the lead

and the other teams collect venom some

more dangerously than others

and one team hasn't made much progress

at all

help me but

you never know what's gonna happen more

often than not the team in first ends up

in last

and by that i mean congratulations the

gods take first place

what silver again this race is fixed

i can't believe those pasty face freaks

took gold oh i bet they're just loving

it

we won and while the first team

celebrates their victory more teams

complete the second challenge

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third fourth hello wakey wakey

but the final three teams are all stuck

in a rut

and or tree we need a diversion if we

throw something that smells like one of

us

they might go after it i got this i was

saving it for my man

oh babe and your hair doesn't even look

any shorter

i cut it for my pits i wish we didn't

have to toss it

uh we're gonna be in last place oh no

joey's drooling in his sleep

ah the venom's in my eye

oh i guess farting is a side effect of

komodo venom

no it isn't man we'll never get by its

fire breath now

fire breath um yeah they're dragons

god how do i say this no komodo dragons

don't breathe fire

well in that case jackson

how are their taxis in the jungle eh

don't worry about it

pardon me good sir uh would you mind

lowering that window

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[Applause]

thanks

thanks bud who wants drool

just to be clear i'm a trained

professional in all things extreme

never try that at home kids but if

you're in florist totally do

it kimono dropping rules man that komoda

was angry

reminds me of you without your morning

coffee okay

i'll search this pile and you i landed

on my keys

new plan i'll search and you try not to

hurt yourself

let's do it

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hey i think i found one noah i have no

idea where i am quick find the correct

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rug i found it

got one it's a three-way race for not

last place

who's heading home it's gonna be close

and

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it wasn't close at all uh-oh

sorry fellas as the last team to finish

you've been eliminated

noah noah if i could find you i'd

totally kiss you

here i am ah where was that energy a

minute ago

oh you meet me at the final chill zone

after i win

and we'll go on our first date okay what

about the uh

i'd totally kiss you thing

as reality shows go that god is real his

reality shows

get before it started i didn't have a

girlfriend and now i do

so it's an easy favorite i mean the

million would have been nice

but money isn't everything also i

already won a million

and i'm dating a lawyer so i'll never

have to work again

i'm sure emma's gonna love to hear that

what reality show should we do next

didn't i tell you we've been asked to do

the next season of

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