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00x21 - Ca-Noodling

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Total Drama". Aired: July 8, 2007 to present.*
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Canadian animated comedy of teenagers who compete in a reality show in parody of reality shows.

00x21 - Ca-Noodling

Post by bunniefuu »

last time on the redonkulous race

things got spicy in mexico devon picked

a potent pepper to impress

carrie but the pepper won the ice

dancers were headed for gold until once

again

macarthur's glutes got the job done but

the ice dancers did succeed in

ousting those creepy gods who'll

disappear this week

find out right now on the redonkulous

race

[Music]

welcome back to mexico where the cadets

are the first to depart from both the

starting line

and their dignities as they taunt the

second place ice dancers

this one's for you

watch the boots from now on we stay in

the winner's circle by any means

necessary does this mean i can no

you cannot taser anyone ah second place

again but at least i got a team

eliminated that's true

we did it's like we won a gold medal in

treasury

travel to kanto vietnam kanto is not

only a great name for a movie villain

it's also the largest city in vietnam's

thriving mekong delta

teams will find their next tip here

along the mekong river where the fish

are plentiful

and pungent get that thing away from me

ah it says here you read i'll get us a

cap

taxi uh wrong way i knew that

turns out i'm violently allergic to hot

peppers especially when rubbed into my

eyes so yeah my vision's kind of off

but don't tell carrie i'm trying to

impress her you know

lay the land for when i tell her i like

like her taxi

hurry carrie there's no time to waste

what

drive uh you want to share a cab

um i guess so what's the big idea devin

oh what where's carrie she's not in a

cab with him is she

vietnam come on yesterday things got a

little

messy literally we pooped on cactuses

i have her tickets let's go oh good you

got our tickets

come on

all six teams are aboard the same flight

to vietnam

when they land it'll be a race to find

taxis

ah no more cabs but check these out

to the cantu river little dude

well when in vietnam no way this gets

fast enough

now that my mind is fully off noah

or whatever his name was i'm doubly

focused on the race i haven't decided if

this is a good thing or not

put your back into it kid

[Music]

bye-bye see you at the finish line

nice try ice nerd it's a super team

challenge

three teams must go catfish noodling

together super noodle what now

catfish noodling is a local fishing

technique using fingers as

bait for enormously gross catfish

in this super team challenge teams must

work in groups of three

and collectively noodle six catfish to

receive their next tip

added bonus if a super team catches the

redonkulous race branded catfish

they'll receive a zippet ticket skip the

next challenge and go straight to

today's chill zone

the last team to arrive here may be

headed home

looks like we'll be working together

i can't stand fish they're so slimy and

wiggly

too bad we need that branded fish to

guarantee another gold

and i will do anything to get it even if

it means

helping our sworn enemies no no

no no no no no we don't really have a

choice in that case no tasers

look what was it you told me once

sometimes you gotta dislocate your own

shoulder to squeeze through a fence

so you can slap a chihuahua with a

citation for excessive noise

i make a good point darn me yep

guess it's you guys us guys and the next

team that shows up

come on let's get a boat

it's a super team challenge hey maybe we

could work together

yeah it'd be nice to finally be part of

a team carrie i don't know

devin look at his arms he's basically a

superhero

i think hey we need another pair of

butts over here

that's us come on huh what is

wrong with me i i mean besides my

eyesight the more i like carrie the more

i mess up

i have to prove that i'm her hero then

i'll tell her i love her and everything

will be great

it's foolproof

bye good luck you too go canoodle those

fish

every time carrie talks to ryan it makes

me so mad

what is wrong with me sort of sounds

like you're jealous what

that's impossible i hate him i have to

we do so much better when we hate each

other

you need help seriously

oh okay that was further than i thought

but you did great and we beat the surfer

dudes here so

elmo over here hey

it's fine we'll pull out ahead during

the challenge

dudes we get to work together as a super

team

ah great who else is part of our super

super team

over here teammates hurry

well let's hope the first super team is

really messing up

[Music]

jacques get in here and noodle some fish

already for the love of gold

this is just fish and take off those

gloves

never i'll stick my bare end in a glove

full of b*llet ants

but not in a fish's mouth they're too

cold and slimy

it's like giving grandma a foot rub phew

you know devin's been so sweet lately

if i didn't know any better i think

no i no longer read into every little

thing that he does

unless you think it means something

trust me love holds you back

it's best if you just push those

feelings deep down inside and ignore

them well

that but also you deserve to find

someone who really appreciates you

hey carrie i found this bucket of chum

to attract the fish to us

whoa feelings pushed down

down and they're gone

[Music]

get on my arm the mustache fish

come here my arm that's an order no

maybe you could try oh i don't know not

yelling for a change

your voice is terrifying the fish and

don't forget her face personality and

odor

all very scary

they think they're so funny but the

joke's gonna be on them when we crush

their golden dreams

forever after this challenge super team

remember

this noodle thing's a total scam

you're just using your uh noodles wrong

here first your hands go in the water

then just wiggle your fingers like

little worms see

hmm that feels kind of nice

what is it uh nothing i just i never

noticed your hands before

they're so i gotta go they're so what

there's a what hot ryan has the hottest

hands i have ever seen

i thought it was over him but now if i

stare at those hands too long i'm gonna

fall right back in love with him

okay super team there's probably some

fish right underneath us

so kitty and jeff you cannot ball off

the stern to scare the fish toward

carrie and i at the bow and we'll do the

noodling thing to catch him

oh did you say

here fishy fishy

i got one i got oh this feels uh

weird and not in a good way here

oops sorry you're devin

man i just can't do anything right today

i gotta show carrie i'm the one for her

come on devin wake up

wake up oh ow ow ow

[Music]

what is it the fingers the thumbs where

did they go wrong

just keep them away from me please

that's you macarthur team

you know what you need skater girl i'm

sure this will be a useless thought

to tell a fish

you let my fish go but worth it am i

right

[Music]

listen up team in case you hadn't

noticed we're losing

nice only two more to go guys see what

they're doing

they are co-operating oh

i was not born with that gene okay

obviously we hate each other absolutely

i hate her more

stamped it but right now can we hate

them

more because they're beating us that is

pretty annoying

a three-way alliance not the worst idea

but only till those loser teams are sent

packing

fine truce you sick

ah macarthur i mean fine

okay good now i've been thinking about

what our strategy should be

i have an idea

sabotage anyone

i've created an axis of evil

hey did you see that mega catfish over

by the rocks

yes it'd take a very impressive man to

catch

that beast it's perfect

i catch the mega catfish carry swoons i

tell her i love her kissing happily ever

after

i'm talking to a camera right

they said over by the rocks so here goes

that's six we're done i'll grab the

judge

i got one i got one oh

boy do i got one so wait throw it on the

pile

dude the more the merrier you know this

super team alliance thing worked out

pretty well

should we make it permanent sure we're

in great

right this way sir we got a whole mess

of catfish for you to count

get that ticket ready

our fish yep i caught the big one

dude did you put a crocodile on our boat

no

did i it's gotta be my eyes

i could rock this challenge and carrie's

heart if i could see clearly

oh all right that fixed it you see we

had

six catfish maybe you take our word for

it

oh we'll have to start all over again

it's not over yet stay right there judge

guy

not the first time brodie's lost

something down to crocs throat just

saying

truth i don't know why my sister asked

me to babysit in the first place though

seriously bad idea

count them up six catfish sweets

it's an all-in get lost and found

underground

for this all in teams must take taxis to

these wartime tunnels

somewhere down here they'll find a dawn

box with directions to the chill zone

but they'd better take care

the tunnels are riddled with traps dead

ends and more than a few

spiders

what dang it i co-operated

for nothing i'm not sure sabotage counts

as cooperation catfish

i see it someone come over and

get it off get it off

hello

getting on the first boat with team evil

was a great idea i'm glad i thought of

it but the other boat finished first

but we got the superfish you're welcome

while team evil collect their zip it

tickets and cruise straight to the chill

zone

the remaining teams arrive at the

underground tunnels to start the second

challenge

huh looks kind of creepy let's get this

over with quick

well good luck everyone oh wait

what's our super team plan what but

we're not

uh now that the fishing challenge is

over we kind of have to

split up and whoever finds the dawn box

makes a signal

like oh nice bacon bro

but come on while our last place team

splits up

and two out of the three teams consider

betraying each other

our axis of evil is in a three-way tie

for first

congratulations wait we're called what

now

it does have a lovely sound to it i

can't believe i'm saying this but

should we keep the axes of evil together

until the final three

put her there partner

those two are straight up nuts but if

there's an alliance i'd rather be with

them than against them

as long as they hate each other more

than us we're safe although hate

can be fun too of course this isn't

a real alliance we are just playing with

the cadets

you know we'll let them think they're

safe and when their guards down

boom we drop the stun g*n and send them

back to high school

[Music]

hey

[Music]

dude i'm loving our super team i hear

you bro

i feel like we're riding an epic wave

all the way to the finale

huh the tunnel just sort of stops or

that's what they want us to think

that's got to be a sign right but it's

wrong to let those nice surfer guys

think we're still a super team

those nice surfer guys want to win the

million just as much as we do

if they don't get that then they get

gee who turned out the lights oh yeah i

have matches

spider's gone devin

just making sure no uh spiders crawl up

your legs all clear thanks homie

guess we better keep looking for the dom

box yeah yeah let me lead the way

oh sorry no you should you go no no no

no no you

i got it

here let me um there after you

okay this is it devin

okay don't read into the sweat carrie

it's just

hot down here he is not in love with you

over him over him over him so carrie i

know i've been

kind of weird lately but it's cause i've

realized

what it is i really want and it isn't

shelley

it's the dawn box

did that sound like a good scream or a

bad scream

bad definitely bad

you're slipping

oh thank you thank you thank you thank

you thank you of course

dude anything for the super team you're

right super team to the end

did you guys bust through that wall yeah

how'd you guess

the signal they found the dawn box let's

go

what are you doing i just asked if we

should alert the other teams i didn't

say

do it sorry i thought you wanted me to

[Music]

it's a map to the chill zone let's

do this super team huh

once again the more i try to impress her

the more i totally

come on coming sorry coming it's a foot

race to the chill zone

i can't wait to see who it's gonna be

let him pass

well he did find the dawn box bro

[Music]

[Applause]

sisters you're in fourth place

that means it's fifth place for the best

friends you're still in it

yes i didn't mess up too bad

oh sorry i guess i'm kind of sweaty hey

homie back in the tunnels i think you

were um

trying to tell me something yes yes yes

i was uh

i wanted to tell you jerry hey

so glad you guys made it sorry about

joining the other boat that was all

steph's idea

oh no worries we know it wasn't you hey

not that i'm complaining but what

happened to your shirt

oh it got a little heated here so i took

it off

no one likes some gross sweaty guy right

right

well i guess i should get back to team

scary see ya

catch you later so you were saying devin

devin oh now what

devin nearly cost us the race today what

is up with him

it's like the longer we're in this thing

the less i know him

i want to win the million with my best

friend not some total stranger

but i'll take the million either way

well

here we are dude hit us with those

negative vibes

hey hey hey why the long faces you're

not out of the race yet

no now you're out no

oh see what i did there that's tv

fishing

gave you some line a little hope and

then yanked it away

it's gonna look great and all this

explaining will be edited out

cool huh bummer dude

some people just don't get show business

macarthur

you have to go on without me cool beans

will do

it'll be hard but know that i'm cheering

you on what's that

busy moving on who will survive the next

set of challenges

only one way to find out keep watching

the redonkulous race

we're bummed to leave but i think we can

be proud of ourselves too

we played a clean game and we had a

blast walked on hot coals

drove dune buggies and we made some

wicked friends too

not sweeter than cash but if any of our

super team members win

we'll still get a cut of the million

right

bummer dude we were so close to winning

i hear that

come on let's go surf it all

you got it dude you got it

[Music]

[Music]