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00x25 - Bahamarama

Episode transcripts for the TV show "Total Drama". Aired: July 8, 2007 to present.*
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Canadian animated comedy of teenagers who compete in a reality show in parody of reality shows.

00x25 - Bahamarama

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previously on the redonkulous race

the final four hit argentina the sisters

got targeted but were saved by the

non-elimination bell

and devin finally told carrie he'd

fallen in love with her

right before he fell off a mountain ouch

the best friends had to quit but first

they got to pick an eliminated team to

replace them in the final four

and they chose the surfers jeff and

brody

tv's greatest bromance is back and this

time they're in it to win it

or not who cares the dudes are back the

ice dancers

the police cadets the sisters the

surfers

these final four teams have battled in

21 countries and crossed 111 time zones

so far

now the real challenge begins from this

moment on it's a non-stop race to the

finish line

teams who slow down will get left behind

welcome to part one of the grand finale

of the most stupendous television show

ever this is the redonkulous race

[Music]

we're back in argentina where

yesterday's winners are about to grab

today's first travel tip

obviously we're going to win we've

already taken the gold eight times

that's as many as the other tree teams

combined it's laughable

who'll stop us the surfers

the sisters the police cadets

[Laughter]

[Music]

[Laughter]

we're going to the bahamas the bahamas

known for its pirate history

stunning caribbean beaches and

fluorescent pink flamingos

once teams land in nassau they'll find

this dawn box

and their next travel tip to the airport

move it to the airport

please i can't believe we're still in

the race we're so lucky

poor carrie and devin so close and then

having to leave because of an injury

yeah an injury we caused technically

but involuntary actions are free of ill

will this isn't law school em

they were our friends sorry again devon

yeah so so sorry ah

itching it's so annoying

and you talking about it non-stop for

the last four hours isn't annoying at

all

this rules come on bro after we got

booted in vietnam i was kind of bummed

i felt so empty and i filled that

emptiness with burritos

so many burritos but we're back we're

going to turn the bahamas into the brew

mamas

yeah thanks again guys get well soon

rest easy if we win we'll split the

million with you ah

50 000 each

[Music]

two tickets to nasa now three more teams

are coming and you are going to put them

all on a later flight

got it i guess it's true ice guys do

finish

last boom yeah

we are so sick of those

ah did you see her face

all four teams are on the same flight

and once it lands every move they make

will be crucial

[Music]

it's an all in our matey this way be

treasure maps

welcome to nassau's pirate museum teams

must travel here by cab and search this

grand display of petty theft for one of

these

a redonkulous treasure map once they

find a map they must travel by jet ski

to the coast of abaco island where

they'll find this dawn box with their

next tip

there's the taxi stand hurry hey

macarthur looking good

don't i know it

wish i could say the same for him i used

to think brody was hot sauce and

cut-offs but now

that is so superficial what can i say

i'm only attracted to people who are as

hot as me

the cadets take the lead followed by the

surfers dancers

and sisters as professional athletes we

have the unique ability

to stay calm under pressure

there go the sisters now we're in last

place

would you please hurry we're in a race

you need to go faster

faster i'm actually surprised this

doesn't happen more often

i still don't get why there's a museum

for fictional characters

what pirates are real right

tell that to my pet unicorn

dude she's got a pet unicorn after being

sent home brody was bummed he never made

a serious play for macarthur

but now he's got a second shot at

winning her over and a unicorn is

like a horse but you can stack donuts on

its face

this should be easy you gotta be

kidding me you search left i'll search

right

there's a map wait no logo there

oh no map nope no logo

all right we're here you two are the

worst we're not the worst mm-hmm

we're just dedicated competitors who

will stop at nothing to win and are

willing to ruin the lives of anyone who

gets in our way

we're last in but we can still be the

first out come on search

[Music]

in your face ice dunces

okay that felt good

the sisters leap from fourth to first

and the surfers aren't far behind

mappings bro oh come

on two teams are already heading into

the second challenge

will the dancers and the cadets be able

to catch up

[Music]

oh no it's a random botch dive to

survive

whoever is holding this tip emma sorry

must search for sunken treasure in this

beyond dangerous challenge the botchers

must navigate these underwater tunnels

in search of gold doubloons

armed only with their map a flashlight

and a small tank of oxygen

if they take too long they'll run out of

air and you need that stuff

to live so find this big cavern locate

the gold coins and swim

back up to the pier race their jet skis

to the shore and run along the beach to

this first midpoint chill zone of our

grand finale

three teams will race on the last team

to arrive

may never be able to look at a beach

again without crying

of all the botches why do i have to get

this one at my seventh birthday we had a

pirate themed pool party

we dove for treasure and kitty's bikini

strap got caught in the drain

i barely made it out alive yeah her top

got sucked into the filter it was an

emma

what just stating the facts of the case

[Music]

ah this is taking forever the important

thing is to stay calm

focused and slowly pick up the pace oh

i'll pick up the pace

feel better a little let me try again

i said drop it freezer bro

the cadets leap into third place but can

they hold it um

i'm driving

i've never driven a jet ski before but

i'm in charge

i get to drive great leaders admit their

weaknesses and delegate

you've never delegated i have no

weaknesses

as the ice dancers hustle to get out of

last place

kitty is the first into the water the

surfer dudes just arrived how you doing

so far so good okay the tunnel entrance

should be

yeah i don't think i can do this of

course you can do it you're the toughest

most resourceful person i know

i believe in you kitty ah that is the

nicest thing you've ever

said to me great don't move it brody's

coming

cannonball

sorry about that you good yeah never

better

would you just let me drive i've got

this

[Music]

fine you drive let's do this

i'm not a fan of small spaces it's like

there's no air in here

i'm pretty sure they already know you

can do this

right absolutely unless you want to

please no i can't you know that

that's it use your anger yes i'll

channel my anger

into sabotaging the cadets no more

sabotage

a penalty nearly get us sent home in

india but it didn't

did it ah this is why i don't want to go

pro with you anymore what

there are things i want to do with my

life that don't involve

sequins and blade sharpeners and you're

telling me this now

[Music]

we'll talk about it later she put the

same

jose can you hear me

[Music]

well her mic definitely works what was

that just jose freaking out

three out of the four teams are in the

water but only two of them have made it

inside the tunnel

come on jose you can do it just pretend

you're going into a skating rink that's

dark and wet and really cramped

stop talking and let me win for in peace

get in the tunnel i don't take orders

from traders

you can yell at me after you finish the

challenge i can't

breathe check your gate

you have plenty of oxygen it's down to

60 percent

[Music]

sanders we're back in third place and on

our way to first nice work partner

first not letting that happen

i will ruin you

man jose really has a problem with

claustrophobia spicy just feels small to

her cause she's got such a big head

all the botchers are now moving through

the tunnels some a little

slower than others i can't do it i can't

what do you want wake up jose

you're a winner and winners never quit

are you a baby you're pathetic

a pathetic

oh we're hearing it can someone please

disconnect her mic

shouldn't you talk her down i've taken

this kind of crud from her for 14 years

it's about time she got a taste

14 years of that i almost feel sorry for

him

almost emma i'm in the cavern i think i

see

something gold i found the treasure

yes i knew you could do it

first place all the way

no no no no no

what is it i'm being dragged away by a

fish

made it to the cavern bro just gotta

find the treasure

uh

what's taking so long i can't find any

gold balloons

it's gold doubloons

[Music]

gold coins bro oh

okay whoa way to go dude

second place brody do you see kitty

ah nope sorry where are you kitty

couple of caves over i think enough

already

give it back oh no

what is everything okay down there

no i'm i'm

stuck

[Music]

with kitty wedged between a rock and a

rock

the sisters fall out of first place and

the surfers rise up

first one back bro you rule ah

to the chill zone ah

this is insanity bro we're heading to

the finale in first place

whoa we should get like a most improved

award or something

righteous i did it

i'm in the cavern you

go girl how did she get ahead of you

macarthur you tell me

stupid map says third entrance on the

right but there are only two on that

side

and i've checked them both twice are

there three on the left

yeah but the map has two you're holding

the map upside down

that's not huh what do you know

tell you what next time there's an

underwater treasure map reading

challenge

you can do it and jose takes the gold

like there was ever any doubt

my oxygen is down to two percent

ah look uh look for an air bucket

okay i found one now what um

jeff brody you're in first place

happy to have you back but i must remain

non-partisan anyway

here's your next tip water taxi to the

airport and fly to new york city

let's do it a week ago we were out of

the race

now we're in the final three mike are we

made of magic beans

ha ha but seriously are we no we're not

made of beans

dude with the first team on their way to

the airport the other three teams are

itching to get to the chill zone it says

we can send divers in to get them out

but if we do we'll get cut from the race

just give me 30 seconds em i've got a

plan macarthur where are you at

grabbing the gold finally sweet now get

back here so we can take second place

roger that

bye-bye

[Applause]

okay we have to send in a diver jose you

can't hold your breath long enough to

get back to the surface

you just love to quit don't you oh

fine i didn't mean it i'll go pro with

you

you here wish rub it in my

face oh let me guess i'm bad you win

blah blah blah will you shut it

i'm here to help but i thought you hated

me

i do but i'm also a cop almost

and i took an oath seminar besides if

anything is taking you out of this race

it's gonna be

me if i catch you hogging my

oxygen i will leave you behind i love

flog

the cadets and dancers head back to the

surface tied for second place

unless kitty can free yourself and catch

up the sisters may be out of the race

okay so i have an idea i'm going to

ditch the oxygen tank and swim for it

what no you heard jacques you can't hold

your breath long enough

maybe jose can't but i can ever since i

got stuck in that

i've been practicing holding my breath

i can go four minutes without batting an

eyelash i

can do this here i go

[Music]

did you hit your head no why you saved

your mortal enemy and i didn't even have

to tell you to do it

i guess you're rubbing off on me

oh i was so worried yeah yeah cram it

and drive

kitty kitty

oh thank goodness are we toast it's not

over

till it's over

our family doesn't quit never give up

never surrender

never say never um

who's going all the way and who's going

to get left behind

[Music]

hey

right after macarthur helped her stay in

the game and you know

alive is karma on holiday or something

just because she got all soft doesn't

mean i have to

this is exactly the kind of crud that

seriously makes me want to switch over

to the dark side

now i took a whiz in the underwater

tunnel jose swam up

right through my lemonade

your glute straight does improve

so is your hygiene

ice dancers second place cadets your

third

that was incredible hang on a sec how

could you

do that i saved your life that was then

this

is now speaking of now travel tips

new york city sweet water taxis go go

no penalty this time how do you feel

about my strategy

i never had a problem with cheating i

have a problem with getting penalized

for it

so we're good oh yes we're good

emma kitty i'm sorry but you've been cut

from the competition

oh are you sure there isn't a loophole

trust me law school

you're out this has been the most

incredible experience of my life

sorry i blew it are you kidding you

rocked it i meant what i said before kit

i'm so proud of you

oh hey i'll take my sister over a

million bucks any day

i've never felt more like a winner than

i do right now you're gonna call noah

aren't you

you bet i am three teams remain who will

win it all

the only way to find out is to watch the

final installment of the greatest

adventure on television

also known as the redonkulous race

[Music]

[Music]