01x03 - Ah, the Nostalgic Gloominess of Youth

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Hiroshi here. This story is a fiction.

Fiction...

In order to get free rent...

We have turn Sunako into a lady, but...

What the hell are we supposed to do...

When she bleeds from her nose
every time she sees us?

She doesn't bleed from her nose
when she sees my face.

You don't have to show us your face!

Ah, on the nights that I think of you

In the midst of the sweet-scented breeze

I can feel soothing tenderness

Pass through me

The Wallflower

It hurts because I know painfully well

That it will be sad when the conversation ends

Now I've detached myself

From the freedom called loneliness

Ah, on the nights that I think of you

In the midst of the sweet-scented breeze

I can feel soothing tenderness

Pass through me

Man, I'm hungry.

Listen to you...

He has no class.

Who gives a damn about that!

Hey, what's for tonight's dinner?

So radiant... It's too radiant!

Before I get melted by this light...

I must k*ll him!

With my own hands, I'll make the most
beautiful corpse out of him.

The most beautiful...

She's bleeding from the nose again?!

I'm surprised she's not dead.

I'm right on the edge though.

You're Kyohei Takano, correct?

What?

We heard about you and decided
to come see you.

Do you have a few minutes to...

No!

I bet you're from a host club, right?

I'm not into that kind of thing.

Oh, come on, just listen to us.

No way!

We'll pay you a million yen as compensation!

Whoa, the highest amount ever!

I don't care how much you pay me, I won't do it!
Go find someone else.

All right, let's get something to eat!

This is a problem...

I must strike quickly.

Anyway, that's what happened.

That's pretty cool!

I guess so.

I don't get it.

Yeah, I see what you mean.

That's pretty cool!

I'll go prepare dinner.
I guess so.

I'll go prepare dinner.
I don't get it.

I don't get it.

Do you want me to help you?

No, thank you.

Please do not peek, no matter what.

Creepy as usual!

Hey, what's the noise outside?

What the hell is that for?

Whoa, look at that!

I'm home!

Can't she come home more normally?!

This is what life's about: entertainment!

I don't get it!

Welcome back.

We've been eagerly awaiting your return.

Where's Sunako?

Where is Sunako?

Um, you see, Sunako is...

Is she adorable or what?

On the first day she came here, you told me she
was already turning into a lady over the phone,

so I just couldn't wait any longer!

Ranmaru!

Well, Sunako is cooking right now,
so we shouldn't bother her.

Wow, cooking, you said?
That is totally fine with me!

Why don't I postpone the best
part until this Sunday?

Huh?!

When I told my friends that my
niece is an elegant lady,

they asked me to introduce her to them!

We're going to have a party with Arab
oil tycoons and British aristocrats!

I want you all to dress up and
escort them as well.

Well, see you later!

Au revoir!

A bientot!

As usual she is...

Incomprehensible.

H.. Hey, what do we do?!

Sunday is five days from now!

Like there's any solution?!

It's all because you ran your
mouth on the phone!

It's not just my fault!

Dinner is ready.

Is something wrong?

More!

You eat like a horse.
How can you eat at a time like this?

Enjoy it while you can.

Who knows how many more
meals you'll get to have?

How should I k*ll him?

Poisoning him is too boring.

Stabbing him with a knife won't satisfy me.

I can't wait.

Sunako!

Y.. Yes?

I know this is sudden, but we need you to
become an elegant lady by Sunday!

Elephant caddy?

That doesn't even sound close!

First, you must come down this
giant staircase elegantly!

Go ahead!

Please, Sunako, do this to help us!

I refuse!

Hey!
I refuse!

Hey!

I figured she'd say that, so I got this!

The ultimate splatter video, which was
banned for its very graphic content!

To own this, all you have to do is
walk with a smile on your face!

We.. Well, why don't we start with some
easy stuff, like manners?

Yes!

Um, you don't have to be all
fired up about it.

The Road to Womanhood!

The Road to Womanhood!
The Road to Womanhood!

When you have to go to the ladies'
room during the party...

What should you do?

Where's the bathroom?

WRONG!

In France, you say, " Ou est-ce que
je peux me laver les mains?"

Esquejubujubuju...

Like she's gonna go to France.

The Road to Womanhood!
To Be Continued

Esquejubujubuju...

How about we work on your smile before
your speech? Yeah, let's start with that!
Esquejubujubuju...

How about we work on your smile before
your speech? Yeah, let's start with that!

Smile just like when you say " oui" in French.

I'm so scared!

Her walk should come before her face!

Not like that!

Keep your back straight!

Put some strength in your knees!

Don't make noise!

O.. Okay, with that in mind,
let's go down the stairs!

Su.. Su.. Sunako!

Very nice!

I can't ... I can't do this anymore!

Oh, shut up! Let's do it again!

No!

I... I'm sorry! I didn't mean to...

How dare you?!

I can't do this anymore!
Just use that beautiful Noi as my dummy!

GRAB

Let me go!

To tell you the truth, I don't give a damn about
anything as long as my rent is taken care of,

but these guys are working
really hard for you!

Are you going to just waste their efforts?

Pretty people like you would
never understand!

I'll never amount to anything,
no matter what I do!

So just leave me alone!

Fine, be that way for the rest of your life.

You really are an ugly person.

Kyo.. Kyohei!

Su.. Sunako, you know he
didn't mean any harm!

Huh? She dropped something.

What's wrong?

TAKA
What's wrong?

TAKA

NO

KYO

HEl

ASSASSINATION

PLOT

KYOHEl TAKA NO
ASSASSINATION PLOT

We've arranged for a makeup artist.

The dress is already delivered.

We've already hired cooks.

Sunako is the only thing that's not ready.

She hasn't even come out
of her room since then.

At least she's been eating, because Takanaga
has been taking food to her room.

Huh? I thought Ranmaru was doing that.

Huh? Wasn't that Yuki?

Hey...

Oh my gosh!

Sunako!

NOOOOO!!!

Su.. Su.. Sunako! Look at you!

Ranmaru, that's Josephine.

Sunako is over there!

Sunako! Sunako!

Oh, why the grim reaper
has come to get me.

Look how beautiful this flower garden is.

I want to be buried in between
Jason and Josephine.

No! I don't wanna do this anymore!

Kyohei, apologize to her.

Wh.. Why? I didn't say anything wrong!

Kyohei!

I basically told her that
mean-spirited girls are ugly!

She's still hung up on what one guy told her!

She's beyond ridiculous!

Regardless, she's been hurt
greatly by what you said!

You need to take responsibility!

Oh, here's a rice ball. I'll put it right here.

SOUR PLUM
YAMATO
Oh, here's a rice ball. I'll put it right here.

SOUR PLUM
YAMATO

Mean-spirited...

Ugly...

Mean-spirited...

Here, open your mouth.
You have to eat this.

I don't want it!

Eat it! If you don't ...

Hiroshi is dead!

Okay, I'll eat it!
Hiroshi is dead!

Okay, I'll eat it!

I'm not going to apologize to you,
but listen to me very carefully.

I don't know how good-looking this guy was,

but don't let one guy you fell in love with
in the past ruin your whole life!

He's not the only man out there.

Wh.. Why you!

SOUR PLUM
YAMATO
Wh.. Why you!

SOUR PLUM
YAMATO

SOUR PLUM
YAMATO
Just eat this thing and go to sleep!

SOUR PLUM
YAMATO

Hiroshi, Josephine, what do you think?

He still has to die.

Yeah, I have to k*ll him!

This will be my release.

I've been waiting for you, honey.

You'll never assassinate me
in a million years.

How did you know about that?

I heard that you dropped your
very important memo pad.

Let's see, what should I do to you?

I knew you'd come, so I borrowed
Ranmaru's bathrobe!

Stay petrified for a while! Idiot!

Why is the window open?

Mr. Kyohei Takano, correct?
We need you very desperately.

Please come with us.

Hell no!

Hurry!

What the?!

Da.. Damn...

Sunako! Sunako!

Whoa, so radiant!

Let's put that aside for now.

Assassination...

Assassination?!

I failed!

You seem very disappointed.

Come on, snap out of it!
Tell us where Kyohei is!

Hey, look what I found.

That Creature of Light was taken away!

Taken away?!

Let's hurry!

Sunako, when it comes down to it,
you really are a pretty decent...

I am the one who's going to k*ll
that Creature of the Light!

The beautiful corpse is mine!

Why are you putting makeup on me?!

You won't be able to enter the adult world
unless you do stuff like this.

It's possible that they might recognize us.

Best of all, your costume is this formal kimono!

Who would've thought that our efforts to make
you a lady would come in this handy?

No! No! No! No! No! No!
Su.. Sunako, I'm sorry, this is nothing, okay?

No! No! No! No! No! No!
You'll be fine, I promise!

Damn it! Who the hell is it
at a time like this?

Hello?

Huh? What are we doing? Um, that's ...

And why are you cross-dressing?!

Takenaga Yukinojo Ranmaru

Please don't look at me.
Takenaga Yukinojo Ranmaru

We came to the conclusion that looking like this
is the easiest way to get inside the place.
Takenaga Yukinojo Ranmaru

We really didn't wanna do it,
but we had no choice.
Takenaga Yukinojo Ranmaru

But you're beautiful!

Takenaga, you're so beautiful!

I feel like opening the forbidden door!

Sorry, but no!

What-nne?!

If you're a non-member and
still want to come inside,

you have to be exceptionally
pleasing in appearance!

Exceptionally? That is, that is!

That is exactly, exactly, exactly,
exactly what we are!

Shut up!

You're gonna pay for this!

Goth, goth!

Loli, loli!

Oh, how beautiful!

Cool and beautiful!

Is she some company president's
daughter or something?

Is she a model? She's so tall! How lovely!

She's so cute!

They look like pop stars!

They're beautiful!

Ladies, would you care for
something to drink?

Oh, oh, um, thanks!

Thank you for asking.
Yes, we'd love that.

You've got a fabulous outfit!

But it's nowhere near as fabulous
as your spectacular dress.

Excuse me, would you mind if
I kiss your beautiful hand?

No, um...

Then could I kiss your lovely
strawberry-like lips?

W.. Wait a second...

Please wait a moment.

The night is young, and besides,
there are many butterflies in the air.

N.. No way!

Su.. Sunako is...

Acting like a real lady.

Isn't it great?

This is perfect!

Our efforts paid off!

Where is it? Where is my prey?

Ladies and gentlemen!
Where is it? Where is my prey?

Ladies and gentlemen!

I'd like you all to meet my
precious little lamb,

who has stolen the owner,
yours truly's , heart tonight!

Little lamb?
who has stolen the owner,
yours truly's , heart tonight!

who has stolen the owner,
yours truly's , heart tonight!

Now open the curtain!

What the heck?!

Kyohei!

Wh.. What's going on?

Tres bien!

Harasho!

Simply magnificent!

Observe his wiry body, which
looks like a captured tiger!

He's overflowing with youthful vibrance.

Hey, how long are you planning to sleep?

Come on, let them hear you moan
in pain or something!

Kyohei!

What the?!

I'm gonna beat him up too!

Noi, you stay right here.

You look good in drag.

Wh.. What's your point?!

Love ya!

Wh.. What do you think you're doing?!

Huh?!

What the?!

She was wearing that underneath the kimono?!

She changed the hair style and
put on the boots so fast!

h*.. h*.. Hold on a second!

Ch.. Ch.. Chainsaw?!

Sh.. She's so cool!

Electrifying! Inspiring!
That's what I'm talking about!

Where's the exit?

Don't let her get away!
Get her! Get her!

Young lady, it looks like you're
having too much fun.

Just hand that precious little lamb to us!

To hell with that!

This man is God's masterpiece!

I won't let you scumbags lay
a single finger on him!

Sunako...

Please don't k*ll anyone.

Are you okay, Kyohei?

Ta.. Takenaga!

I was so scared!

There, there...

Kyohei...

I'm glad you're okay.

You all look weird in drag.

L.. Let's get out of here!

Wait a minute!

Everyone, please rest assured!

We put safety before everything else, and...

Hey, get him!

We're gonna get him and give him to her!

WHACK!

Oh my god, the police are here!
Hurry up, everyone!

Now it's time for the finishing touch!

Just come with us!

My store! The very crystallization of my beauty!

I heard everything!

My honey!

Darling, I'm disappointed in you.

You not only abduct a beautiful young man,
but make a spectacle of him on top of that!

It is absolutely absurd!

I did it to make you happy!

Just keep your excuses to yourself!
I guess this is goodbye.

What?!

Iron ball, s'il vous plait!
What?!

Roger!
What?!

I'm sorry that our love didn't have
a glorious end, darling!

Forever, adieu...

We should be safe here.

Yeah...

Hey, didn't you think Sunako was
such a lady in that kimono?

Yeah, I guess she can do it
if she puts her mind to it.

I've got him back now!

Huh?

Finally...
Huh?

Finally...
Finally... Finally...

Finally... Finally...
Finally... Finally...

Finally... Finally...

I can k*ll him with my own hands!

I'll k*ll him! If I k*ll him! When I k*ll him!

What happened? She was so cool
up until a second ago!

Now she's back to being creepy.

Well, whatever...

Well,
Well, whatever...

Well, whatever...
Well, whatever...

Thank you!

What are you doing, Kyohei?!

I know, I know, she must've been so terrified.

Huh?

Sunako!

Get a hold of yourself!

The party is tomorrow!

The party has been cancelled!

And I'm going to put this "free rent"
deal on hold for a while!

WHAAAAAAT?!
What?! Why?!

What?! Why?!

What was that whole thing about
last night anyway?

I need some explanations!

Well, you see...

Who would've thought that the owner
was actually Auntie's darling?

Good grief! Look what happened
to my beloved Sunako!

Huh? What's going on?

It's so long!

That's my new darling!

What?

I've come to get you!

It's long and lovely!

So rich...

Yeah, so rich.

Listen, you must turn Sunako into an
elegant lady by the time I get back!

Now let's go, darling!
To the kingdom of our love!

Well then, Goodbye, my love.

What language is that?

Don't worry, those are the words of love!

I wonder if that thing can make turns?

I don't think so!

Sunako?

Holding a rose?

She must have awoken to
aesthetic sensibilities!

I'll k*ll him! If I k*ll him!
When I k*ll him! I'll k*ll him for sure!

She's still scary!

Oh, My Sweet Dark Youth

What I managed to obliterate

Was a bunch of blades

I loved it like this, waiting, waiting

With felt petals, waiting

I can't see you anymore, waiting, waiting

I just keep on waiting in a sea without you

I loved it like this, waiting, waiting

The felt petals, waiting

We won't see each other anymore

Waiting, waiting

I will probably be waiting in a sea without you

Have you heard that you can win some money
if your stall at the cultural festival is a hit?!

I'm not interested.

Why? Why not?!

I'd rather have fun with girls.

That's so stupid! Just stupid!

We go for love rather than money, right?

Love will never fill me up!

It's all about eating for him, isn't it?

Sunako, You're Up!
It's all about eating for him, isn't it?

Sunako, You're Up!
Next time on The Wallflower:
"Sunako, You're Up!"

You have to watch it no matter what!

I'm coming at you!