01x10 - Splashing Blood and Steam, Inside a Shower of Love Pt 2

[bunniefuu]

Hiroshi here.

Lately, I just can't help feeling that college girls
understand me better than housewives do.

Anyway, here's what happened
in the last episode...

Hey, what's going on here?

I don't know.

I heard a scream right after I saw
Ranmaru running away.

EEEEEEEK!
I heard a scream right after I saw
Ranmaru running away.

I heard a scream right after I saw
Ranmaru running away.

The manager is dead!

The manager is
DEAD
The manager is
The manager is dead!

The manager is dead!

The manager?
That's Sayuri's husband, right?

Does that mean Ranmaru...

SETTLE

Why are you laughing?!

That's bad manners, Sunako.

And you too!

Guess so.

Ah, kimi wo omou yoru wa

Amaku kaoru kaze no naka ni

Nagusameru you na

Yasashisa ga boku wo toori sugiru yo

The Wallflower

Itai hodo shitteru yo

Kaiwa ga togirete shimattara kanashii tte

Ima no goku wa kodoku to iu jiyuusa kara

Hazurete shimatta ato

Ah, kimi wo omou yoru wa

Amaku kaoru kaze no naka ni

Nagusameru you na

Yasashisa ga kokoro toori sugiru yo

All right, back up. Nothing to see here.

m*rder case...

m*rder Case

m*rder Case
m*rder case!

m*rder case!

Was he stabbed or choked to death?
Or was he beaten to death?

Oh wait, could he have been
poisoned to death?

Oh, maybe his head was
smashed with an axe.

Oh, oh, maybe they chopped off
his head with a hatchet!

Why do you have that grin on your face?

I bet you're thinking about something completely
unrelated to what's going on!

Oh, no, there's no way. Most likely,
that's not what I'm thinking.

BINGO
Oh, no, there's no way. Most likely,
that's not what I'm thinking.

Oh, no, there's no way. Most likely,
that's not what I'm thinking.

A person died! You inhuman wench!

Excuse me, would you mind if we asked
you guys a few questions?

Not at all.

A real live detective!

Where were you when the incident took place?

A real live investigation!

We were in the karaoke room on
the first floor, three of us.

I see.

A real live alibi!

How about you?

I was in the room with that thing.

"With that thing" ?

Real live...

Real live...

Oh, okay...
Real live...

Detective!

I... I saw it! I saw the culprit!

A real live testimony!

Calm down! Please calm down!

He had a beautiful face!
He was tall and had silky hair!

He was also very sexy and...

Erm... We're not asking about your type of man.
He was also very sexy and...

Erm... We're not asking about your type of man.

That's not what I'm talking about!
I said I saw him!

A real live serving lady saw it!

Hey, do you think she could be
talking about Ranmaru?

I would just die if I were to see
a real live dead body
Hey, do you think she could be
talking about Ranmaru?

and the real live weapon used in the as*ault!
Hey, do you think she could be
talking about Ranmaru?

and the real live weapon used in the as*ault!
Now that you mention it,
where the hell is he anyway?

I don't care if they tell me I have bad manners,
or that I'm an inhuman wench!
Now that you mention it,
where the hell is he anyway?

I don't care if they tell me I have bad manners,
or that I'm an inhuman wench!
Maybe we'd better go find him.

Right now, I am feeling the greatest
excitement I've ever felt!
Maybe we'd better go find him.

We've finished administering
emergency treatment.
Right now, I am feeling the greatest
excitement I've ever felt!
Maybe we'd better go find him.

We've finished administering
emergency treatment.
Right now, I am feeling the greatest
excitement I've ever felt!

We're taking him to the hospital now!
Right now, I am feeling the greatest
excitement I've ever felt!

We're taking him to the hospital now!
Huh?

Huh?

Clear the way!

Honey, hang in there! Honey!

Damn! He was barely saved, eh?

Hey!
Damn! He was barely saved, eh?

Hey!

Thank God he's alive!

No kidding! I can't believe you were
screaming like he was dead!

Because...

Real Liv e Dead Body

Real Liv e Dead Body
My real live pleasure...

Too bad for you!

You guys are so indecent.

Judging from the crime scene...

It looks like his blood was
splattered everywhere.

So, where's the weapon used in the as*ault?

A Real Live Weapon

A Real Live Weapon
Viva! A real live weapon!

You don't know when to stop, do you?

The blood on the weapon belongs to...

Of course that would be the victim's , and...

The amount of the blood was...

A six-tatami-mat room was
covered with blood, and...

I see. And what about the weapon?

Like I've said repeatedly, it was a
broad-bladed kitchen knife...

Huh?

Huh?

Don't interfere!

The weapon was... the weapon was...

A broad-bladed kitchen knife!

The Road to Womanhood!

The Road to Womanhood!
The Road to Womanhood!

The Road to Womanhood!

As a respectable lady, I'd take the guy and
use a broad-bladed kitchen knife to...

That ain't no lady!

The Road to Womanhood!
To Be Continued

I wanna see it... Just once, I wanna see a real
live m*rder scene that's covered in blood!

With my eyes! With both of my eyes!
With my own eyes!

Please wait!

No, you can't come in here. This area is off limits
to anyone but authorized personnel.

SULK

Then, I'll try this side!

Okay, stay back. Stay back!

SULK

SULK SULK

I'm unhappy! This is no fun!
I'm not buying this!

I... I'm sorry!

Blood...

Blood!

Lovely... This is so lovely!

Damn it... Now that you saw it,
I can't let you go alive.

Don't take it personally.

Die...

A man just flew in here!

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to but it just happened
before I knew it.

A ghost!
I didn't mean to but it just happened
before I knew it.

Gh.. Ghost?!

It's our friend, most likely.

She's human, most likely.

I'm sorry, I'm the one who did it.

That's right, I'm the one who threw him, yes.

Jeez, she scared me.
That's right, I'm the one who threw him, yes.

I'm sorry. I apologize from the bottom of my
heart, so will you please do me a favor?

Hey, what the hell are you talking about?

Please!

Can I please have these bloody
clothes of yours?

I'm a chef! I got the blood on me when I was
cutting up some tuna! You gotta believe me!

Shut up! You're going down, buddy!

Bloody clothes...

This is not funny.

Oh, bloody clothes...
Freshly stained bloody clothes...

You did a good job, you know that?

Sunako, you're kinda cool!

So, it was her?

Sayuri...

I'm sorry about what happened.
Are you all right?

That detective asked me
all kinds of questions.

Oh, really.

Hey, last night, why didn't you...

You must be tired. I'm very sorry that you and
your friends had to deal with all this.

Well, it looks like that's some relief
for the time being, right?

Yeah, the owner survived and they
caught the guy who did it.

Case closed, huh?

But at any rate that was the last thing
we expected to see happen.

Yeah, no kidding.

Since I saw Ranmaru running away
last night, I was really nervous!

Oh, that...

Damn it, look where you're sitting!

Jeez, you know we have too many reasons
to be banned from TV already.

I saw the most awful thing...
I'm gonna be sick...

Talk about rude!

Anyway, what were you saying?

Oh, yeah...

Remember Sayuri asked me
to meet her last night?

I'll be getting off work pretty soon,
so wait for me in the back room.

Okay!

Sayuri...

So, I was making preparations so I could be
ready to go when she got off work.

What kind of preparations?

What do you think?

I went to town to get some roses
and bottles of wine.

I really look up to you when it
comes to stuff like that.

You know it!

So, I went by her room when she
was about to get off work.

But...

There was a dead body.

He's not dead.

Oh, yeah.

Anyway, I got freaked out and
took off running.

Boy, I'm telling you! I thought I was used
to scary stuff because of Sunako,

but the real thing is no joke at all!

She asked you to meet her?

Kyohei?

Ranmaru, you...

Huh?

Wh.. What's that noise?

The Road to Womanhood!

The Road to Womanhood!
The Road to Womanhood!

The Road to Womanhood!

How to peep in on the men's bath correctly!

Wrong!

Women shouldn't peep in on
a men's bath, period!

The Road to Womanhood!
To Be Continued

Nosebleed!

Don't just come peeping in here and
collapsing wherever you please!

Speaking of screams at a hot spring...

Hey, Yuki, you were trying to take some video
in the bath yesterday, weren't you?

You don't have that video
camera today, do you?

Oh, that? Sunako asked me if
she could borrow it, so...

Sunako did?

This is the hotel where the
m*rder took place.

Oh, let me rephrase that. It's where
the real live m*rder took place.

And these are the real live rocks and
the real live trees that are planted

on the premises of the
real live m*rder hotel!

Have you heard that the weapon was
a broad-bladed kitchen knife?

I wonder if it was the one the head chef
was always using? How disturbing!

They said they haven't found it yet.

How disturbing!

Audience in the studio! I, Sunako Nakahara,
am now off to look for the real live weapon!

Scoop!

What do you want to drink?

I want some soda.

Okay.

Huh?

All the commotion from this
morning has made me tired.

Wanna lay down?
Why don't I set up a futon?

Oh, so busy... so busy...

What seems to be the problem, everyone?

I.. I.. I saw it! I saw a ghost!

I saw it too! That was the real thing!

First, there was a m*rder case,
and now a ghost? Give me a break!

But that's impossible...

I saw it too! I swear it was real!

We want our money back! We're going home!

The weapon hasn't been discovered yet,

but I'll let you know as soon as
new information comes in!

Hey!

Yes?

Whatever...

Wh.. What do you want?

I don't want to say the wrong thing
since she's Ranmaru's girl, but...

Huh?

You'd better watch out for Sayuri.

Yes?

And stop being so freaky already!

Huh?

Finally! I finally found a pool of blood!

It looks like a brawl took place here!

Real Live Bleeding
Scoop!
Sunako Nakahara
WitneSSeS!

Real Live Bleeding
Scoop!
Sunako Nakahara
WitneSSeS!

Real Live Bleeding
Scoop!
Sunako Nakahara
WitneSSeS!

Scoop!
Sunako Nakahara
WitneSSeS!

Scoop!
Sunako Nakahara
WitneSSeS!

Scoop!
Sunako Nakahara
WitneSSeS!

Real Live Bleeding
Scoop!
Sunako Nakahara
WitneSSeS!

Real Live Bleeding
Scoop!
Sunako Nakahara
WitneSSeS!

Real Live Bleeding
Scoop!
Sunako Nakahara
WitneSSeS!

Real Live Bleeding
Scoop!
Sunako Nakahara
WitneSSeS!

What are you doing here?

I saw some bloodstains

and wondered if they could help me find
the weapon used in the as*ault.

Bloodstains?

Yes, right here.

You're searching for the weapon, you say?

Yes!

Oh, no... I could never bring myself to ask one
of my guests to do such a thing all by herself.

I'll help you too.

Really?

Sure!

Since we have a large storage shed where
anyone could easily hide something...

Oh, where is it?

Shall we start looking now?

Sounds good!

Hey, should we just go home now?

Wh.. What are you saying?
I still haven't taken a stroll with...

Good idea...
Wh.. What are you saying?
I still haven't taken a stroll with...

Good idea...

Since that happened to Ranmaru's
girlfriend's husband and all.

Considering the fact that we've
been staying here for free,

it feels kinda odd to be here much longer.

Oh, well...

You're right, that makes sense.

FOREVER HAND-IN-HAND

FOREVER HAND-IN-HAND

Noi? What's the matter?!
Did you want to stay for dinner that much?

I'll buy you a delicious box lunch!

Th.. Thanks...

Scoop!
Sunako Nakahara
WitneSSeS!

This is indeed the perfect place
to hide a bloody weapon!

You think so?

Of course!

Why are you looking for the weapon?

Because I like it!

You're a strange girl.

But you know what? It's not in here.

What?

But earlier you said...

I was lying.

What? Lying...

...and murdering go hand in hand.

The Road to Womanhood!

The Road to Womanhood!
The Road to Womanhood!

The Road to Womanhood!

This is how a lady chokes!

First, take a non-stretch hemp rope, and...

Wrong!

Don't teach stuff like that!

The Road to Womanhood!
To Be Continued

Wh.. What are you doing?

What a dumb girl! The police have
already confiscated the weapon!

Good grief! My plan was completely ruined!

The little puppy that I planted at
the scene took off running

and the perpetrator of the crime got caught!

So, you are the...

Real Live Mastermind

Real Live Mastermind
Real live mastermind!

Real live mastermind!

That's right. I'll tell you this now,
since you're done for.

After having my useless,
wimpy husband k*lled,

I was going to collect his life insurance
money and sell this hotel

so I could go somewhere abroad!

But now everything's ruined! Thanks to you!

I am also going to witness the
end of the real live culprit!

From the moment I first set eyes on you,
I never liked you at all.

All surrounded by beautiful boys...

despite your ugly face!

For an ugly girl like yourself, a bitter grudge is
more suitable than a hot spring, you know!

An ugly girl should rot to death
just like she's supposed to!

Despite your ugly face! Ugly! Ugly!
Ugly! Ugly! Ugly! Ugly...

I'm sorry...

I'm sorry for being ugly...

That's a shame.

Some other guests are leaving
early today too.

Excuse me, what are they burning over there?

Huh?

Oh, I wonder what it is?

Could it be that stuff?

You know how they were talking about
burning the unused stuff in storage?

That's supposed to be next week, remember?

Oh, you're right.

It must be Miss Sayuri burning
disused stuff or something.

I saw her walking towards the
storage shed earlier.

Oh, yeah, one of our guests
was with her too.

You know, that little scary girl.

Ugly! Ugly! Ugly! Ugly! Ugly! Ugly!

Rot to death!
Just like an ugly girl should!

An ugly girl should rot to death
just like she's supposed to!

Ugly! Ugly! Ugly! Ugly!
An ugly girl should rot to death
just like she's supposed to!

Ugly! Ugly! Ugly! Ugly!

Ugly! Ugly! Ugly! Ugly!

Ugly!

You really were in here!

So radiant!

This is no time for that!

Let's get out of here, you idiot!

Didn't I tell you to watch out
for that woman?

Kyohei!

Sunako!

N.. No way! One of our guests was in there?

Oh no! How horrible!

Call for an ambulance right away!

You ain't fooling anyone!

Didn't you do all this?

Kyohei!

What are you talking about?

I don't deserve this. You saw what happened
to my husband just this morning!

After having my useless,
wimpy husband k*lled,

I was going to collect his life insurance
money and sell this hotel

so I could go somewhere abroad!

All surrounded by beautiful boys...

Despite your ugly face!

Did she just say " ugly" ?

What did she just call her?!

An ugly girl should rot to death
just like she's supposed to!

You manipulated the head chef into
trying to k*ll your husband.

And you lied about meeting up with Ranmaru,
so you'd have a patsy just in case!

You sure made careful preparations!

That's ridiculous!
That's not true, is it, Sayuri?

You said you wanted to see me!

You said you'd feel better
if you saw my face.

Shut up! You useless little b*stard!

I don't believe this...

What kind of woman are you?

Oh, am I wrong?

My beauty has allowed me to get
anything I've ever wanted so far!

Those men should be happy,
even if they've been fooled,

because at least they can believe
that they made me their woman!

You b*tch...

Huh?

Ch.. Cherry blossoms? But it's still winter.

Like a gentle saint on the outside,
like a she-demon on the inside...

A greedy creature, who walks all over
other people's kindness...

You are...

I know the perfect name for a woman like you!

You...

ugly b*tch!

Sunako, you're awesome!

Look who's talking!

You're a girl that no man wants!

That's not true!

We've kissed each other before!

Sayuri...

What?

No matter what you tell me I can't
bring myself to hate you.

I still think you're a good woman,

but we'll never tolerate you
calling Sunako ugly!

Ranmaru...

Sunako, how long are you
planning to be frozen?

She must've forgotten about it
because it was a big shock.

About the kiss?

"Kiss"?

If you want, I can do it again.

Oh, no, Sunako!

Sunako!

Hey, she's not breathing!

CPR!
Hey, she's not breathing!

No, that's gonna make it worse!

It's really going to k*ll her!
No, that's gonna make it worse!

It's really going to k*ll her!

Thanks for all your hard work!

Welcome back-nne!

We're welcoming you back! Goth, goth!

Loli...

Bye againne!

I should have never gone to karaoke!

I didn't get to take a stroll with him
wearing a summer kimono!

Shut up! You need to make
her stop, Takenaga!

Noi...

What?

What was that noise?

Hey! Noi passed out!

Takenaga, what did you do to Noi?!

Dunno...

Ki... Ki... Ki...

We don't give up!

Rising Steam, Splattered Blood &
the Rain of Love at the Hot Spring
Part 2

Nugui toreta nowa

Hitotaba no yaiba de

Kou aishita yo, waiting, waiting

Feruto no hanabira de, waiting

Mou aenai yo, waiting, waiting

Kimi ga inai umi de tada matteru

Kou aishita yo, waiting, waiting

Feruto no hanabira wa, waiting

Mou aenai ne

Waiting, waiting

Kimi ga inai umi de kitto matteru

Peck-ing Duck!

No! No " kissing" words!

Care to order some French
food, Mademoiselle?

Non! Non!

Average weight and height, about
neck 'n neck with most folks.

Oh no!


in middle school!

Stop it!

That political intern's always
giving her bosses lip!

Enough! I don't want to even
think about kisses!

Well, I hope this aversion isn't as
contagious as mono. You know, the " ... "

NO! STOP IT!

I'm Up To My Kisser In Study Materials
Next time on The Wallflower:
" I'm Up To My Kisser In Study Materials!"

Next time on The Wallflower:
" I'm Up To My Kisser In Study Materials!"

I told you not to say it, you b*stard!