06x22 - Breaking Up Is Hard to Do

[bunniefuu]

[Chris]: Last time,

on Total Drama Island...

Campers were haulin' n' ballin'

as they drove into
a game of human pinball.

It was loads of fun!

Well, for me at least.

Things got steamy
when Caleb and Priya
shared their first kiss.

It was magical...

Until it wasn't.

Zee k*lled the mood
by spilling the beans

about Caleb's feelings
for Priya.

Then he spilled more beans.

And more.
And more!

Beans everywhere!

So he was sent packing.

Will another wave of beans
be unleashed today?

Find out right here on

Total... Drama...

Island!

♪ Hey what's up
I'm here to slay ♪

♪ Don't know why the rest
even bother to stay ♪

♪ I know the game
And I brought the skill ♪

♪ Crushing players' dreams
Yeah, you know the drill ♪

♪ I wanna be
I wanna be ♪

♪ I wanna be famous ♪♪

[sobbing]

- Join the line, bud!

- How long has Priya been crying
in there?

- Going on 20 minutes now.

I ain't cry this long
when my dog ate my Sidney Crosby
rookie card.

- Oh, yeah!
Did he never poop it out?

- Nah. He knows
what that card's worth.

- Priya, it's no big deal!

Zee told secrets about everyone.
[crashing]

- That is not why I'm upset!

[groaning in pain]

- I'm mad that Caleb played me!

I can't believe I fell
for Caleb's

"Wow, you're funny.

Was I working out
too loud for you?

We have so much in common."
Argh!

- I see so many stars today.

- I like this circus music.

- Don't you guys get it?

What hurts the most
is that Caleb had told Zee
he never liked me.

He just wanted us
to be in an alliance.

And I only found that out
after he kissed me!

- That is not cool.

Good on Zee for dishing
on Caleb

before his lies got even worse.

Kinda feel bad
for voting him off the island.

- Ugh...

Everyone's being so nice
to Priya

just 'cause
she got played by Caleb.

But where were they
when I was getting mauled
by a bear?

- Right?

But let's get in on this
"Poor Priya" action.

I'm not against squeezing out
a few fake tears
to avoid elimination.

Priya!

Oh! You poor thing!

How are you?
You look terrible.

- Thanks.
- Dude!

- What? She does.

What Julia means is

things look terrible for Caleb
at the next elimination.

Am I right?
[chuckles]
Girl power?

Whoo!

- We're not talking
about the game right now.

Some things are more important.

- What's more important
than a million dollars?

- I'll explain
in terms you'll understand.

Broken heart emoji.
Crying emoji.

Thumbs down emoji.

- Oh, yeah!

Spider web emoji...

Peach emoji
that looks like a butt.

Then wind cloud emoji

that makes it look
like the peach is farting!

[laughing]

- Seriously?

[sighs]
Sorry, Priya.

Where were we?

[loud crying]
Right.

- So now feelings are more
important than a million bucks?

- Na-uh...

That's gross.

[sighs]
- Okay.

It's been 10 hours.

Time to test the waters.

Um, Priya?

Do you have a moment to talk?

- Go away!!

- The water's a little hot.

Not ready to talk yet?
Totally cool.

Here I go... respecting
your personal space...

- That's right,
keep walkin', bud!

- Campers. Hurry your butts
to the woods
for your next challenge.

Welcome, campers.

Chef, tell them
about the next challenge.

- Today, you gotta bring
the biggest item you can,
right back here.

Everything on the island
is up for grabs.

You have exactly 12 minutes
and 14 seconds.

- Oddly specific amount of time.

- It's the exact length
of this video

of a kitten and a tortoise
becoming best friends.

Oh, you gotta see it!

- Oh! What are you waitin' on,
campers?

Go!

[trumpeting]

- Priya, we need to talk!

- Nope.
- I can explain!

- Nope.
- The thing is... ah!

- Did you know
that tree was coming?
- Uh-huh.

- If I don't win immunity today,

this guy is going home
for sure.

- Hey! What's the rush?

- Heading for the dock of shame?

- It isn't over yet.

- Isn't it, though?

You are super unpopular
right now.

- Like a bran muffin
on a plate of cupcakes.

- So we're offering you
a lifeline.

Join us.

- One alliance to rule them all.

- Nope.
I watched all of last season

so I know I'm better off
going in alone

than teaming up with you two.
- Rude.

- MK, I have two words
for Caleb, dead meat!

- That is big.

If I get in the right position,

I should be able to carry
this fridge no problem.

[grunting in effort]

[screaming]

That... still... counts...

as... carrying!

- Sweet score, Rajie!

I need to find something!

Everyone's thinking big,
so I need to think bigger.

Something big...

something big...

No. No.

Hmm...

I think that canoe
will be big enough!

[crashing]

- Timber!

Not the first time I've used
a tree to take out Caleb,

so this is very
on brand for me.

- Nice. Real nice.

Destruction of property
is a crime, you know.

I need something bigger
or I'm going home!

- Okay!

Something big
that won't break my back.

[celestial music]

He did say everything on the
island was up for grabs.

- That's big!

[bleating]

So far it's the biggest thing
I've found

and it can walk itself.
Win win!

Ha ha ha!
You've done it again, Damien!

[groaning]
- No way...

anyone is gonna bring back

something heavier than this!

[horn honking]

- Hey there, Mister
Too-Good-For-Our-Alliance,

that's a...
cute little picnic table.

I am so winning this challenge.

[coughing]

- Five minutes left,
I repeat five minutes!

- Oh, come on!

- This is my favorite part,
when the kitten's
riding the tortoise.

- Aw, it's wearing
a widdle cowboy hat.

- I'm trying to think of
big stuff but I got nothing.

I'm just sittin' in this
giant poop shed with no ideas!

[gasps]

That's the face I'd make
if I had an idea.

[panting]

Gotta find something bigger
than a car. Whoa...

Chris has a yacht?
[gasps]

Chris has a yacht!

Not many people
can carry a yacht.

But have you met
Ript and Shredder.

I named my biceps.

[grunting in effort]

- Never "lug"
what you can launch.

[chuckles]
That was the motto
at Catapult Camp.

- Oh, a boulder.

Classic!

- Yup!

And real heavy too.

Caleb crushed my heart.

So it's only fair
that I crush him.

- Whoa...
Where did that come from?!

- Did you do that on purpose?!

For legal reasons
I'll say... no.

- Wow.
[sniffles]

Who knew friendship could be...
a good thing?

[honking]

- My car!

You can't take my car!

- Could have fooled me.
[engine roaring]

Trust me, I'm doing this car
a favor.

- Congratulations, campers,
you all found excellent objects.

And Damien, I can't believe
you found Old Chester!

- Yeah.

He hasn't been seen

since he escaped a wool farm
many years ago.

[bleating]

- Well, that's super important
then, right?

Do I win the challenge?!
- Nah, man, I won.

I brought back Chris's yacht.

- Yes, Caleb. My smallest,
least favorite yacht.

Slow clap.

- That took all my strength
to get Chris's boat here.

Why isn't he telling me
I won already?

- And now we can start
the challenge.

- What?!

- This was the challenge!

Chef said, bring back
the biggest item we could!

Mine's the biggest so I win!

The objects you brought back
are integral to the challenge,

but they weren't the challenge
itself.

I can't believe
you tricked us!

- Have you never seen this
show?!

- Each camper has a door

and whatever you brought back

will need to go
through the mail slot.

Break your door
and you're out!

The first camper
to get their entire object
through the hole, wins.

- Um...
how are we gonna do that?

- I guess you'll have
to take your objects apart,
piece by piece...

Using these tools!

Cut my tree into pieces,
stuff it through a hole,

and win the challenge.
Child's play.

- Breaking down this thing
is gonna be a cinch.

[yelling]

Let the dismantling begin!

[trumpeting]

[bleating]

[screaming]

- Look at us.

Priya doesn't know that
my feelings for her changed.

I can fix this.

I just need some one-on-one
time with her.

I guess great minds think al...
Uh!

- Let's see what we got...

- Eeh!

- Last year at school,

I had to pick between
auto mechanics or theatre.

I picked theatre,

but then they asked me
to talk about my feelings
on the "emotions carpet"

so now I know a lot about cars.

- You heard Chris, I gotta get
you through that hole!

But I won't hurt you, Chester.

I promise to leave you
the dignity a noble beast,

such as yourself, deserves.

I don't know if sheering
Old Chester will get him through
that hole.

But I gotta try.

- I said I wanted oat milk!

Not almond milk!

When I need to smash stuff,

I envision the faces of baristas
who have wronged me.

- I guess this grub looks okay.

- Raj. The food is supposed
to go through the hole
in the door.

Not your face.
- That food is old.

We haven't used that fridge
since season one.

- Ugh...
I don't feel so...

- Oh, good save but it looks
like Raj is done for...
Wait!

He's up!
He's back at the fridge!

He's...
eating the food again.

Why wouldn't he just put the
food directly through the hole?

- I do not know.

- Alright! Making progress!
Huh?

- Nice.

Julia is definitely
one of the frontrunners
in today's challenge!

- Okay.
What would Priya do?

- Caleb is so not
a strategy guy.

He's toast!
[knocking]

Could you stop for a minute?

- Oh, sorry, eh!
Didn't know you were in here.

- Nothing but net for Julia!

Priya is really far behind

and seems to be just hugging
the rock.

- Why does this keep happening?!

Chris?
This axe must be broken

'cause it keeps hitting me.

- Sorry, buddy.
Better try this one.

- Santa, is it game time
already?

- Amazing.

All the years of built up gasses
from disgusting teenagers

must have petrified the wood,
rendering it indestructible!

- I finally figured out
what Priya would do!

She'd want to know how
the yacht was put together

in order to know how
to take it apart!

It looks like this whole antenna
is attached with one bolt...

So if I just pull that out...

It comes right off!

Yes!
One down!

Aaah!

And a lot more to go...

[honking]

Guess you won't be doing
much honking
if you like butter tarts.

- Have you been reading
my bumper stickers?

Those are private!
I better call my mechanic.

- If we slim you down a little,

I might be able to squeak you
through the slot!

[bleating]

- Time to bring in the big g*ns!

It's smash time!

Ow...

Give that outhouse ten minutes
for unsportsmanlike conduct.

I just remembered
Priya's number one rule.

Play to your strengths.

And my strength... is strength!

Now we're talking!

Whoo!

[soft sensual music]

- Argh!

Why has he got to work
with his shirt off?

That is so hot necessary.
I mean, not necessary.

I mean...

Is it hot in here?

- I need this to happen faster.

- What will the rebuild cost me?

It's a two-day job.
Maybe three.

Six, tops.

Aaah! Put it out!
Put it out!

- Chef.
You know the rules.

You can't interfere
with the challenge!

- I found it!

Quarry camp taught me
how to find a rock's weak point.

Whoo! Yeah!

[rock music]

[sensual music]
- Four more laps, Buddy!

Priya, get your head in the
game and stop watching Caleb!

- Pfft.
I am not watching Caleb...

Oh, crud.

- That's a good sign. I mean,

how mad can you be with someone
if you're carving their face
into a rock?

I guess the answer
is pretty mad.

- Snow owls are no quitters!

[shouting]

Ow! Oh!

Yes!

- You still don't fit?!
[bleating]

We have to try something else.
What do you suggest?

Whoa!

- Did you misunderstand
the instructions?

I made them
as simple as I could.

And now your door is broken.

You're out of the challenge!

Get in the hole.

- You busted your door!
You're done!

[groaning in pain]

Getting mystery food fevers?
Hoo-hoo!

You're outta the race!
- So... cold.

- Priya is getting it done
but will have to work faster

if she's going to catch Julia.

- Ah!
[coughing]

Sedan.
He, he.

That cannot be good
for the lungs.

- MK, did you just inhale
a car?!

Uh-oh. Now it can't go
through the slot.

You're out of the race.

The competition is down
to Julia, Priya and Caleb.

- Seriously, it's almost sad
that they're still trying.

I have got this.

Aaah!

- Well, you'd do the same thing
if someone destroyed your nest.

- I'm so close to winning,
I can taste it!

- Done!
- Forgetting something?

- No!

- Aren't technicalities fun?

- Squirrel!
Ah! Ugh!

Go find some nuts!

- Julia and Priya have
their last items!

- Come on, Caleb!

Your strength is your strength!

- Caleb wins!

- Whoo!

I did it!
I can't believe I won!

This feels amazing!

- Priya?
Tough break, Caleb.

But it could be worse,
you could be Chef's car.

- Carla?

I'll bring it in first thing
Monday morning...

[sobbing loudly]

- With Caleb winning immunity,

one of us is probably
going home tonight,

but out of respect
for our alliance,

let's just let it play out
how it plays out.
- Deal.

My hairy butt,
we have a deal!

Ha! No way is Julia takin'
this lying down.

Well, neither am I.
Heh.

Game on!

I just saw Julia lick that
and put it back.

Is that Julia's favorite
yogurt flavor

smeared all over your bed?!

I heard Julia's uncle is
the president

and she asked him to cancel
the hockey season this year.

[crying and shouting]

[solemn music]

- Caleb.
You won immunity

but after tonight,
that safety net will expire,

much like the food Raj ate.

[groaning, retching]

- Now, it's time to highlight
some of today's low lights.

Chef?
- Wayne.

Because of you,
everyone will have to pee

with one wall
of the outhouse missing.

- Sorry, guys.

- Damien. You shaved a sheep

and tried to stuff it
through a hole.

Oh, we're gonna get
letters alright!

And Priya, you tried
to crush Caleb
with a giant rock.

That's actually attempted
m*rder... kinda serious.

- Chef's right,
I let myself down today.

Get a marshmallow, you stay.

No marshmallow, you go.

Let's do this.

Raj.

Wayne.

Damien. Priya.

You are safe.

Only one marshmallow remains.

Will it go to MK?
Or Julia?

It goes to... Julia!

- What?!
This rots.

- MK, your time on the Island is
done.

- How did you do it?!

I made up so many
horrible things about you!

Man, the stuff you told them
about me must have been
super awful.

- Uh, no.

I just told everyone
we made a pact
not to bad-mouth each other.

[MK gasps]

- You set me up
to look worse than you!

Ha. Wow!
How are you so good at this?

- I really don't know.

Some people play the violin
or whatever,

but this is my gift.

- Ahem!

- You know, for someone
who hates people,

islands, and doing stuff,

I made it pretty far this time.

And if I could do it
all over again,

there's nothin' I'd change.

Other than maybe
not coming here at all.

- Uh, you're not mad at me,
are you?

You're an evil
backstabbing monster...

of course, I'm not mad at you.

- Aww...
You're awful too.

Game recognizes game...

Now go win
that million bucks.

- Okay, I promise to share
some of the money with you
if I win!

- Aw.
I wouldn't do that for you!

- I know. I'm lying.
I never would.

- Do they like each other
or not? I can't tell.

- They're just like the tortoise
and the kitten,

if they were both jerks.

- Can't this thing go
any faster?

- Well, the person who gave me
enough bad hair days for
a lifetime is off the island.

Who's next to get voted off?

Find out on the next

Total...

Drama...

Island!