01x09 - Aprilcot/X Marks the Spot

[bunniefuu]

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Look up there. It's a bird. No, it's a

plane. It's clearly the League of

Veggies.

There's Larry Boy, the fearless leader.

Super Nato, Junior, Jetpack, and Night

Cody, the skateboarded ninja. And

there's Jimmy Boy.

Negative one. Cool move. What was that?

My superhero status. Mine is super low.

Jimmy boy status. Level zero. Computer.

What's my status? 100% cool moves. I

have the lowest status of all. That's

not true, Jimmy Boy. It is true. All

veggie heroes have high scores. Jimmy

Boy has zero.

I have a plan.

Hey, boss. Welcome back. I was just

finishing making us some tea. There's no

time for that. I have my first plan.

Do tell. One of the heroes seems to be

quite vulnerable with his lack of status

in the group. And you're going to what?

Flatten him with a piano or something?

What? No. I am going to infiltrate the

group and corrupt him with the greatest

weapon I have at my

disposal. Lying.

You can do this, Jibby boy. Awesome move

status. Here I come.

Alert. Alert. Crime in progress. League

of Veggies. Let's go.

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Hey, where did Jimmy Boy go?

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How did you even get in there?

That's complicated.

I just threw this briefcase full of

money. Not so fast.

Now you go to jail. Oh, okay. Who are

you? I am the pit of justice and I've

come to join the league. Before you can

join us, you got to apprentice. I am so

in.

I need a volunteer to show the new

recruit around. I'll do it, Larry boy.

Okay, sure.

This is our table. These are our chairs.

What about this? Oh, that's the superco

computer. It can do everything.

Everything, you say? What if a villain

were to gain control of it? Would it be

a problem? Woo! Would it? That'd be the

end of the League of Veggies. Luckily,

you can't command the computer unless

you're a level 10 hero. And your level

is uh I don't like to say numbers, but

I'm down there. You deserve a high

number, Jimmy. Boy, you try hard. Well,

as soon as I do more awesome heroic

stuff, I'll level up. Why don't you tell

the computer that you did a few things

it missed? You mean like a lie? No way.

I can't do that. No, no, no, no. It's

not a lie. It's enhancing the truth.

Enhancing the truth, huh? H Yeah, I

guess there's some stuff I can think of.

Computer, I recently rescued a potato

bug from a potato. Heroic act attitude

database. Jimmy boy level up. Wow, my

score went up. Felt good, huh? Why stop

there? Another little story or two will

make you even better. That's a good

point. Well, I guess there was that time

I uh saved an airplane full of puppies

from a fireb breathing

pterodactyl. And that time I stopped a

robbery at the Museum of

Diamonds. Keep an eye out for any

citizens in distress.

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I regret choosing window washing as a

career.

Jimmy boy here to save the day.

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All

right, back to window washing for me.

That was amazing. Way to go, Jimmy boy.

Oh, thanks. Yeah, everything's going my

way.

Woohoo!

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Jimmy, you know, I was just thinking

you're being a level 10 hero and all.

Well, you should be allowed to get me on

the team. What do you say? Can you put

me in the system? Make it officialike.

Give me computer access.

Oh, sure. Why not? It's all thanks to

you anyway. Computer, make the Pit of

Justice our newest member. Of course,

Jimmy Boy. What level should I start her

at? Level 10, please. A 10? Wait. A 10.

As you wish. The Pit of Justice is now a

level 10 hero.

Computer, tie, Jimmy Boy up. As you

wish. Ow.

Call the others in here and as soon as

they enter, tie them up, too. Of course.

Attention, Veggies. Report for an

emergency meeting.

What is it, computer? You are now all

mine.

You're no pit of justice. Who are you? I

am Apricot. And with all of you out of

the way, I'm free to do any villainous

thing I want.

You'll never get away with this.

Computer, if anyone tries to talk, I

want you to spin them around. What? You

can't do that.

Computer, don't listen to.

That looks kind of

fun. It's

Meet me at the fountain. It is tough.

Citizens of the city, I present to you

April Cut, your new super villain.

The League of Veggies will never allow

this. Oh, the League of Veggies, you

say? Computer, the League of Veggies are

all tied up in their command center.

Correct. Correct.

Good. Enter selfdestruct mode.

Entering self-destruct mode.

What do we

do? Computer, I command you cancel this.

Sorry, Larry boy. April has used

her authority to override yours. Who

gave her authority?

That was me. I'm sorry. I lied.

I lied so I could level up. I'm a level

zero.

Level zeros cannot grant access. April

cut access is now denied. Self-destruct

sequence disengaged.

Yay.

Jimmy boy, you shouldn't have lied, but

I'm thankful you told the truth. League

of Veggies, let's go. She jammed the

exit.

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You're trapped. I had the henchmen

parked cars on the fountain.

Nothing is working. I have an idea.

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I am so out of

here. I'll bring this back in a moment.

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Looks like you've got a super villain

status of zero.

My first plan ruined.

Way to go, Jimmy boy. You stopped that

villain

singlehandedly. I just wish my lie

hadn't caused such a mess in the first

place. You know, Proverbs 25:18 says,

"Someone who lies about others is like a

dangerous weapon." What April didn't

know was that honesty is even

stronger. Hip hip

hooray. Honesty saved the

day. You were strong, admitted you were

wrong. And that's why I'm here to say

good for you. Hip hip hooray.

Remember, come what

may, always choose to speak the truth.

At home, at school, at

play, telling the truth about others is

the right thing to

do. That's called loving your sisters

and brothers. Love will then return to

you. So, hip hip

hooray. Honesty saved the

day. You were strong. Aditted you were

wrong. Now you know what I'm going to

say. Are you ready? Hip hip hooray.

Computer, what's Jimmy Boy's current

hero status? Jimmy Boy has leveled up. I

did it. I leveled up.

I didn't see anything.

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Unhand that treasure. That gold belongs

to me. No way. This treasure be mine.

I'm going to use it to buy all the

islands in the Caribbean. The only

island you'll own is the one you'll be

marooned on on

guard. Take that, you scoundrel. You

scallowag.

Get it, Larry. Huh? Huh? Uh, Larry,

where's Larry? Yeah. Larry, Tina, and

Bacon, Bill were supposed to be here to

play pirates. 15 minutes ago. They must

be running late. Ohoy mies. Pirate club

is now in session. There you are. You

barnacle bottom land lovers.

Ouch. What's the matter? I think your

salty pirate language may have hurt

their feelings. I was just joking. I

know it might not seem like a big deal,

but our words can do a lot of harm. In

the book of James, it says that the

tongue is like a ship rudder. You mean

because it wiggles back and forth?

No, silly. Even though the rudder is a

small part of the ship, if it's not used

wisely, it can cause a lot of harm. Just

like our words. Yeah. Yeah, sure thing.

Now, let's play

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pirates. The mission is simple. We

follow this map to where X marks the

spot. There we will find the lost

treasure of Bobby Mukbones. It's a giant

treasure chest full of the most

delicious marshmallows ever made.

I like pickles in my socks.

Bob, you're in charge of supplies. I I

Captain Flurry, you man the sails. You

got it. Tina, you're in charge of the

cannons. You can count on me. And Bacon

Bell, please say first mate. Please say

first mate. Please say first mate. I

want you to swab the poop deck.

All right, I'm going swapping the poop

deck. Off to where X marks the spot.

X marks the spot. X marks the spot. Not

an arrow and not a dot. It's right here

on the map that we

brought. X marks the spot. We get

pleasure from finding treasure. That's

why we sing this pirates tune. We won't

rest till the treasure chest unseal

reveals

marshmallow. X marks the spot. X marks

the spot. Not an arrow and not a dot.

It's right here on the map that we

brought. X marks the spot. We're very

happy with our map. We search the sea

with our telescope. Up on high on the

crow's nest. He'll tell us where to

steer our boat. X marks the spot. X

marks the spot. Not an arrow and not a

dot. A fast at last. Let the anchor

drop. X marks the spot.

X marks the spot.

What a beautiful day for

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sailing. Birds are flying in the

sky. Fish are swimming in the

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ocean. A giant lobster is swimming

towards the ship. A giant lobster is

swimming towards the ship.

Wow. I had lobster for dinner, but never

thought I'd be dinner for a lobster.

Stay calm, you yellow bellies. We can

handle this. Tina, fire a pie at the

mighty beast. One pie coming

up. Take it.

Whoopsies. You missed.

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Phew. I thought I was going to be

lobster lunch. Bacon is off the menu.

About time, you liy livered skellywag. A

pirate with two eye patches would do a

better job.

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Dina, where are you going?

Terrible shot. Lu liver scallywag. I

think I'll go play somewhere else.

A man, I'd like playing with Tina. Well,

l it looks like we're going to be a bit

short-handed. Onward.

I can't wait to taste those

marshmallows. I'm going to roast them.

I'm going to toast of them. What are you

going to do, Bill?

These French fries are

delicious. Hi there, little guy. Tasty,

huh? Easy. You give yourself a tummy

ache. That's it. I can't let you eat

anymore. I'm sorry. This is for your own

good. Uhoh.

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This ship is a mess. Bill, get your mop

and swab the poop deck. Hi,

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Captain. All

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done. That's a good look on you, Bill.

You rotten timbered salty swab. Why? A

peglegged parrot would make a better

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swaby. Rotten timbered salty

swab. Peglegged

parrot swab. Oh, come on. We're playing

pirates.

You made Bill leave, too. What a bummer.

Don't worry. We can still make it to the

treasure. Onward.

Yo h* h*. We're so close. I can almost

smell that marshmallowy treasure.

Where's that music coming from?

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Welcome, welcome. We are the French

Peace Plus one jazz band. I am Phillip.

This is my brother Jean Claude. And on

the drums are causing all the way from

the apps. Jean Baptiste.

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This is totally groovy.

Come on, Mighties. There's a treasure to

be had.

Oh, we're so close. The treasure is

right over there. Hold on. These peas

are really starting to swing.

Come on, you slovenly squids. There's

treasure to be had. I've seen better

dance moves from seasick hermit crabs.

Slavvenly squids. Seasick hermit crabs.

You two can't handle little pirate talk

either. I tried to tell you, your words

can do a lot of harm if you're not

careful.

I guess I'll just have to find the

treasure

myself. If those land lovers can't take

a joke, that's their own fault. Oh well,

more marshmallows for me. In fact, I

think I'll celebrate with some s'mores.

Hey, Bob, bring us some chocolate and

graham

crackers. All right. Well, I guess I'll

just go to the supply room myself.

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I can't wait to have some delicious

sm. Oh

no. The rudder is turned. We're going

the wrong way. I've got to turn this

ship around.

Oh, I can't believe it. I'm shipwrecked

all alone.

Bob was right. I used mean words and my

entire crew left me. My salty pirate

language had some serious consequences.

Maybe we can make our own pirate club

without a kabzer. Well, I still have to

swab the poop deck. Ab buckos. I

realized me salty pirate language was

heartful to you hearties. You what? I'm

sorry I called you lily livered

scallwags, rotten timbered salty swabs

and uh slovenly squids. And I realize

that I hurt your feelings with my

piratey insults. The tongue is like a

ship rudder. It's small, but if it's not

used properly, it can do a lot of harm.

Would ye mateies consider rejoining me

vessel and going after the booty once

more? I'm in. Absolutely possibility.

This is going to be fun. I like cheese.

Larry, a fine sailor if there ever was

one. Open those sails and let's get a

move on. I I Captain and Tina, one of

the finest gunners in all the sea. Keep

an eye out for any more giant

crustations.

We'll do, Captain

and Bob, the noblest of supply keepers.

Prepare the graham crackers and

chocolate. Robert, you got

it. Never before did this vessel know a

more capable Suabi than Bacon Bell.

I am master of the poop deck.

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There she is. Mighties, the lost

treasure of Bobby Mcbones. This calls

for a serious s'more

celebration. Delicious. I keep fish

stickicks under my hat.

Remember kids, God made you special and

he loves you very much.

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They're unforgettable. They are

incredible.

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Veggie tail, broccoli, veggie tail,

celery, veggie tail in the city.

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