02x09 - Damnesia You

[bunniefuu]

Oh, yeah, you love eating

That ketchup.

You just keep eating that all

Day long until you gonna die.

Oh, yeah.

Eat that ketchup nice and good.

Oh, yeah. Close-up.

[ Dog lapping ]

[ Laughs ]

Look at that dog.

[ Grunting ] oh, yeah! Ketchup!

Soon.

Xavier: what is this place,

And who am i?

I don't remember my name.

All I remember is that I don'

Know my name and that I can'

Remember if I do know my -- um,

Uhi have the strange feeling

That I've forgotten all of this

Before.

I forget if I remember tha

These doors have always been

Here.

I tried the blue one.

[ Knock! Knock! ]

Excuse me, miss.

I seem to have lost my way.

Could you point me in the righ

Direction?

Well, sh**t, stranger.

My pointin' days are long gone,

What with these prosthetic limbs

And all.

Xavier: what the hell?!

Who transformed your form,

Messed with your temple, altered

Your altar, modied your body?

Why, dr. Bruce blessed me

With my new hands.

He does all sorts of surgeries,

But he specializes in hand jobs.

Prior to this, I was just a

Misfit, a nobody.

Xavier: well, being a nubby

Nobody is better than being a

Stubby somebody.

I'm very grateful for these

Hands, but they're preventing me

From getting silly-old whiskers

Down from that tree.

[ Whiskers barks ]

Xavier: the reason I was pu

On this earth was to help freaks

With weird hands like you.

Now, stand back whilst I rescue

Your pet.

Hmm, there's nothing I can do

Besides let nature take its

Course.

I know -- I'll use nature to

Rescue your pet.

Nothing's more natural than

[ Echoing ] fire!

[ Lighter sparks ]

Oh, no, my dog!

[ Crying ] what are you doin'?!

Xavier: stand back, man.

It isn't right to mess with

Nature.

Ooh, and I'm coming to, palming

Some big smoking beave.

Need to dip my meat into

Something saucy.

Dog down, catch up.

Sausage milk.

[ Growls ]

Don't get dumped, get pumped!

[ Creak! ]

Eat sausage!

Xavier: my presentation is

About meerkats.

Meerkats are carnivores.

Meerkats are from france.

[ Jingling ]

Meerkats have lots of friends,

Bffs.

Meerkats have been around for

300 Years.

Sausage milk.

Xavier: meerkats wet their

Bed, but that's normal.

[ Meerkat chittering ]

Sausage milk.

Eat sausage.

Xavier: and that's why the

Meerkat is the greatest cat in

The world.

[ Groans ]

Ketchup!

Xavier: I don't feel myself

Today.

That means someone else is

Feeling me.

Ooh!

[ Skipping ] self feel nice.

Ooh!

Self.

Self doesn't exist.

With an "h," it becomes h-self.

I'll just place that thought on

The h-shelf under ceremony.

Xavier: [ robot voice ]

Frittata.

[ Dog lapping ]

Is self a delusion brought on

By the auto-erotic asphyxiations

Of the obdurate soul keeper?

If I don't eat, I'm gonna

Die.

Then I will spill out the

Seeds of my bone, and you can

Eat on those.

Then you will be the bonee, and

I will be your bone--

Er!

I am a fifth-class

Self-inverter.

Behold as the self emerges into

H-self.

[ Distorted talking ]

You can eat on those, eat on

Those.

Maybe I can give you

Something in return.

You mean like your cooties,

Spaz?

I just wanted to share the

Food.

And all you managed to share

Was your 'tude.

[ Skipping ] 'tude, 'tude,

'Tude, 'tude, 'tude, 'tude,

'Tude, 'tude, 'tude, 'tude,

'Tude, 'tude, 'tude, 'tude.

Self.

[ Electronic music plays ]

Self.

Self.

When you slaughter pig,

It dreams of you ♪

Its babies cry ♪

Sooey!

Sigh.

This guy needs to get laid.

[ Loon crying ]

[ Door creaks ]

Hi, um, can you hear me in

There?

Can barely see you, make you

Out.

It's darker than the inside of a

Cow out there.

[ Breathing heavily ]

Do you know who s--

Joe smith is?

He met with the dynamic duo of

Angelsin the forest.

[ Woman screams ]

[ Coughs ]

Oh!

[ Howls ]

And a stone that rolls

Gathers no moss into the buxom

Bosoms

Oh, yeah.

Eat that ketchup nice and good.

[ Distorted talking ]

[ Growling ]

You love eating that ketchup.

From stone to rock to mud to

Stone.

[ Honk! ]

Xavier: this is a bald-faced

Case of déjà "shave my

Va-jay-jay" vu, vu!

[ Distorted talking ]

[ Honking ]

Keep eating.

Keep eating, girl.

Eat that ketchup nice and

Good.

You love eating that ketchup.

Keep eating.

Keep eating.

[ Chomp! ]

Oh, yeah.

Eat that ketchup nice and good.

Well, hiss, hiss, you in

There.

Xavier: art born from the

Womb of necessity, or art thou

The mirror held beneath the

Crotch of life?

You pervert!

Xavier: let's see what we

Got.

[ Rewinding ]

Aah!

That's pretty tight.

[ Telephone ringing ]

Hello.

[ Groans ]

Hey, chaka.

Long time, no blow.

[ Honks ]

Yeah, I'd love to hung ou

This weekend, but I'm going

Auntique shopping with my wife.

[ Honks ]

Maybe next time.

Okay, I'll see you at church.

[ Dial tone ]

[ Dinging ]

Oy! Oy!

Oy! Oy! Oy!

Life.

Xavier: why?

[ Boing! ]

Cut it out, jackass!

[ Laughter ]

[ Children laughing ]

Xavier: hee-haw!

[ Child laughs ]

[ Distorted ] I've been running

For so long.

It's as if the background was

Repeating.

I might as well be on a

Treadmillof life.

[ Laughter ]

I'm hungry.

And I might have crapped the

Donkey suit.

[ Laughter ]

What is this crap?

Food.

[ Cre-e-e-e-eak! ]

[ Chomp! ]

To be self-consumed, sometimes

One must consume one's self.

[ Slurping ]

If I could do it all over again,

I would do exactly the same

Thing.

[ Applause ]

Eat that ketchup nice and

Good.

It's a long, hard dusty

Road ♪

You'll journey on through a

World you've never known ♪

Only time will tell you if or

Not if your life has been in

Vain ♪

Each morning sunrise brings

Question and query ♪

Each sunset brings you

Cattle ♪

Always you're searching for ♪

What, you're not even sure ♪

Melting away like an icicle on

Fi-i-i-i-i-i-re ♪

Oh ♪