Castaway Cowboy (1974)

[bunniefuu]

[mellow island music]
[wind chimes tinkling]

♪ ♪

[fishermen calling
to one another]

[laughter]

[speaking native language]

NO, THANKS, KIMO.

[suspenseful music]

KIMO, HELP!

THERE'S A MAN IN THE SURF!

♪ ♪

COME ON.
EASY WITH HIM.

MAMA, COME QUICK!

MAMA!

MAMA! MAMA!

[gasps]
MY GOODNESS, BOY, WHAT IS IT?

THERE...A MAN.

I FOUND HIM JUST
ABOUT DROWNED!

HE'S BAD OFF, MOM.

[excited chatter]

HE'S HEAVY.

OH, BROTHER.

HE'S HURT, HE'S HURT.

HERE, NOW, WHAT YOU BOYS
DOING HERE

MAKING NOISE IN THE
NIGHT TIME?!
IT'S ALL RIGHT, LILIHA.

THEY'VE BROUGHT A MAN
WHO NEEDS SOME HELP.

UH, THE SIDE ROOM.

KIMO.

TAKE IT EASY NOW.

[men chattering]

UP, UP, UP, UP, UP.

ALL RIGHT, YOU BOYS,

DON'T STAND AROUND
WHERE YOU DON'T BELONG.

LILIHA, WE'LL NEED
HOT WATER, ALCOHOL,

AND SWABS, QUICKLY.

YES, MISS MACA.

MORNING, KIMO.

GOOD MORNING,
LITTLE MACA.

HOW DO YOU FEEL?

WELL, I'VE--
I'VE FELT WORSE.

I JUST CAN'T REMEMBER WHEN.

WHO ARE YOU?

I'M BOOTON.

I ASKED YOU
A STRAIGHT-ON QUESTION, BOY.

NO FOOLIN', SIR,
THAT'S MY NAME--
BOOTON MACAVOY.

WHERE ARE WE?

IN MOM'S SPARE BEDROOM.

NO, WHERE IN THE WORLD
ARE WE?

OH, WELL,
WE'RE ON KAUAI.

WHAT'S THAT?

ONE OF THE ISLANDS.
THE SANDWICH ISLANDS.

HOW FAR IS THAT
FROM TEXAS?

OH, WELL,
TO TELL YOU THE TRUTH,

I DON'T THINK YOU CAN
GET THERE FROM HERE.

AT ALL?

I WENT TO HONOLULU ONCE,
THOUGH.

IT'S NOT AS BAD
AS MY SON SAYS.

OH, GOOD MORNIN', MA'AM.

HONOLULU IS A COUPLE
OF DAY'S SAIL FROM HERE.

ARE YOU FEELING BETTER?

WELL, I'M BEGINNING
TO MAKE SOME RECOVERY.

YES, MA'AM.

AND YOU, YOUNG MAN,

YOU'RE NOT EVEN SUPPOSED
TO BE HERE.

NOW SCOOT.

I WAS JUST TRYING
TO HELP.

IF YOU REALLY
MEAN THAT, SON, I COULD, UH--

I COULD USE SOME SHAVE
AND SOAP AND A STRAIGHT RAZOR.

KINDA GET OUT
FROM UNDERNEATH THIS.

CAN HE USE DAD'S RAZOR,
MAMA?

WELL, NOT IF YOUR MAN
FEELS STRONGLY ABOUT IT.

SOME DO.

MY HUSBAND PASSED AWAY
TWO YEARS AGO.

I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT,
MA'AM.

YOU KNOW WHERE
YOUR FATHER'S THINGS ARE.

I'M HENRIETTA MACAVOY.

WELL, I'M PLEASED
TO MEET YOU, MA'AM.

YOU'RE LUCKY TO SURVIVE,
YOU KNOW.

MM.

WELL, YOU CAN'T DROWN IF YOU
WAS MEANT FOR SOMETHING WORSE.

IT'S JUST A FIGURE OF SPEECH.

JUST THE ME AND THE SEA,
WE DON'T GET ALONG TOGETHER.

OH, THEN YOU DID COME
OFF A SHIP.

COME OFF. YES, MA'AM,
I THINK THAT'S THE RIGHT--

I JUST WISH I'D NEVER
GOT ON.

YOU'RE NOT A DESERTER?

AS THE LORD AS MY WITNESS,
MA'AM, I'M A WRONGED MAN.

THAT MAY BE, MISTER...

COSTAIN.
LINCOLN COSTAIN.

MY FRIENDS CALL ME LINC.

MR. COSTAIN, I SUGGEST
AS SOON AS YOU'RE WELL ENOUGH

YOU GET YOURSELF BACK
TO YOUR SHIP.

GET BACK?

I WAS SHANGHAIED, MA'AM!

GOOD MORNING, BOSS.

YOU LOOKING HANDSOME
ALREADY.

LILIHA MAKE YOU
SOME GOOD SOUP.

FIX YOUR BODY UP PROPER.

JUST WHAT MIGHT THAT BE,
MA'AM?

MAKE THIS FROM RAW FISH,

SOME LIZARD POWDER,
AND DRY SQUID.

SHE SAID IT'D
PUT HAIR ON MY CHEST,

BUT ALL IT DID WAS MAKE ME GAG
TILL MY EYES WATERED.

BOOTON, BEHAVE YOURSELF.

IF IT'S ALL THE SAME
TO YOU, MISS LILY--

LILIHA.

YOU TAKE SOME.
GO AHEAD.

YOU LIKE, NO?

UH, NO, NO.
THAT'S PRETTY BAD, THAT IS.

ACTUALLY, I'M NOT
VERY HUNGRY.

IF I COULD JUST HAVE MY PANTS
SO I COULD GET UP...
[steer lowing]

YOUR PANTS WERE
SO BADLY TORN,

WE HAD TO MEND THEM.

MOM, MOM,
THEY'RE IN THE GARDEN AGAIN

TEARING UP EVERYTHING!

WHAT IS IT?

WHAT IS IT, BOY?
WHAT'S THE MATTER?

IT'S ONE OF THE ANIMALS--
A BIG ONE.

HE'S EATING UP THE VEGETABLES
AGAIN.

GET OUT OF HERE!

GET OUT OF MY GARDEN,
YOU HEAR ME?!

GET OUT! SCAT!

ONE OF THE ANIMALS?
I'LL BE DOGGED.

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD
CATTLE AROUND HERE, BUTTON.

LILIHA!
BOOTON.

WE DON'T.
THAT THING'S WILD.

BUT I SURE HOPE
HE EATS THE TURNIPS.

WELL, HE MAY BE WILD,
BUT HE AIN'T NO THING.

THAT'S ABOUT 1,000 POUNDS
OF PRIME BULL OUT THERE.

YOU STUBBORN, WILLFUL,
WORTHLESS,

MISBEGOTTEN BEAST!

THAT'S A RIGHT NICE
VOCABULARY, MISS MACAVOY,

BUT YOU'LL NEVER TALK HIM
OUT OF THERE.

[playful music]

♪ ♪

[steer bellows]

LOOK AT IT.
JUST LOOK AT IT!

IS THIS SOUP?
SOUP.

OH, HI, COSTAIN.

HOWDY, BARTON.
BOOTON!

LOOK WHAT I GOT FOR YOU.

WELL, THAT'S RIGHT NICE
OF YOU, SON,

BUT I'M NOT REAL HUNGRY
JUST NOW.

I JUST ATE.

NO, IT AIN'T TO EAT.
IT'S A REAL HAWAIIAN HAT.

FOR YOU.
DO YOU LIKE IT?

LIKE IT?

YEAH, YEAH, IT'S, UH...

IT'S REAL COLORFUL,
AIN'T IT?

MAKE YOU LOOK REAL PRETTY,
BOSS.

PUT IT ON.
IT'LL BE GREAT.

WELL, IT'S JUST A LITTLE
MORE DECORATED

THAN WHAT I HAD IN MIND.

THAT'S ALL RIGHT.

MAKE YOU LOOK REAL
HAWAIIAN STYLE.

THAT REALLY IS
QUITE BECOMING, YOU KNOW.

IT'S TIME TO GO
INTO TOWN, BOOTON.

OH, I DON'T THINK
I'LL GO IN TODAY, MOM.

I GOT SOME THINGS I'VE BEEN
PLANNING TO DO AROUND HERE.

WELL, ALL RIGHT.

YOU BE SURE AND
MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL

WHILE I'M GONE.

I'LL BE BACK BY SUPPER.

UH, MA'AM.

MA'AM, YOU WON'T FORGET TO ASK
ABOUT A SHIP FOR ME, WILL YOU?

I'LL CHECK THE
SHIPS IN PORT

FOR A WORK PASSAGE SITUATION,
MR. COSTAIN.

THANK YOU, MA'AM.

AND IF I HAD
A GOOD-BYE KISS,

I JUST MIGHT BRING HOME
SOME ROCK CANDY TOO.

BYE, MOM.
HAVE A GOOD TRIP.

YOU BEHAVE YOURSELF.

[clicks tongue]
COME ON, TUCK.

COME ON. COME ON.

[dog barking]

HEY, SON...

WHAT'S THE MATTER?

SHE'S PROBABLY GONNA SEE
THAT BRYSON.

WHO'S "THAT BRYSON"?

WELL, HE'S SOME OLD MAN
THAT KEEPS PESTERING HER

TO MARRY HIM.

I SURE HOPE SHE DON'T.

WHY IS THAT?

WELL, HE WEARS PERFUME,
FOR ONE THING.

HE'S ALWAYS PATTING ME
ON THE HEAD

AND CALLING ME "MY BOY."

THAT'S WHAT HE ALWAYS SAYS.

"WELL, MY BOY, YOU'RE
SPROUTING UP LIKE A WEED."

HE PROBABLY THINKS
THAT'S A COMPLIMENT.

WELL, IT'S NOT.

I'LL SAY THIS FOR
HIM, THOUGH-- HE'S GOT
GOOD ROCK CANDY.

OH, WELL, THAT'S A--
THAT'S A GOOD QUALITY TO HAVE.

A LOT OF MEN DON'T HAVE THAT.

SAY, UH, HOW 'BOUT YOU
SHOWING ME AROUND THE SPREAD?

SURE. I'LL SHOW YOU
WHERE I FISHED YOU OUT FIRST.

DOWN BY THE CLIFFS
THERE'S SOME CAVES.

ALL RIGHT, HOLD IT UP.

CAN'T SEE IT ALL
IN FIVE MINUTES.

I DO WISH YOU WOULD BEGIN
TO TAKE ME

A LITTLE MORE SERIOUSLY,
HENRIETTA.

I DO. YOU KNOW I DO.

MMM.

YOU KNOW WHAT A DISASTROUS
YEAR LAST YEAR WAS.

WELL, OUR PRICES DON'T LOOK
ANY BETTER THIS YEAR,

AND THEN WITH THE
INCREASED BURDEN OF TAXES...

OH, WE'LL MUDDLE THROUGH.

WE ALWAYS HAVE, HAVEN'T WE?

YES, WELL,
THAT'S THE POINT.

THERE'S NO REASON
FOR A WOMAN LIKE YOU

TO HAVE TO STRUGGLE SO JUST TO
EKE OUT A MEAGER EXISTENCE.

WHY DON'T YOU PUT THE PLACE
UP FOR SALE?

BUT I DON'T WANT
TO SELL THE FARM.

YOU KNOW HOW MUCH IT MEANS
TO ME.

YES, I DO.

MY COMPANY IS GOING TO DO
GREAT THINGS IN THE ISLANDS.

AND AS MY WIFE YOU COULD--

I COULD HAVE ANYTHING
MY HEART DESIRES.

AN I KNOW YOU MEAN THAT,
CAL.

BUT DON'T YOU SEE?
IT JUST ISN'T POSSIBLE.

EVEN IF--

WITH THE AMOUNT OF MONEY
I OWE YOU,

IT IS NOT PROPER FOR US
TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING

BUT A BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP.

THE MONEY MEANS NOTHING.
YOU KNOW THAT.

IT MEANS NOTHING AT ALL.

IT DOES TO ME.
HENRIETTA, I WISH--

PLEASE.

WELL, YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL
ABOUT YOU.

THAT ISN'T GOING TO CHANGE.

IF EVER I CAN DO ANYTHING,
YOU JUST LET ME KNOW.

OF COURSE.

GOOD-BYE.

[clicking tongue]

[shouting and laughter]

AND WHO ARE THEY?

THOSE ARE THE WORKERS.

THE WORKERS?
YEP.

WELL, WHAT DO THEY DO
WHEN THEY'RE NOT WORKING?

OH, THERE'S LOTS OF WORK.
WE OWN 10,000 ACRES.

BIGGEST POTATO FARM
ON THE ISLAND.



MOST OF IT'S JUST
OPEN COUNTRY.

POTATOES HAVEN'T BEEN
DOING TOO WELL.

[shouts and laughter]



THAT'S A GOOD-SIZE PEA PATCH,
EVEN WHERE I COME FROM.

WHERE'S THAT?
TEXAS.

YEAH, THERE YOU COULD RIDE
FOR A MONTH IN ANY DIRECTION

AND NEVER TOUCH A FENCE.

IT MUST BE BEAUTIFUL.
OH, IT IS.

COSTAIN, DO YOU THINK
YOU COULD EVER LIKE IT HERE?

ME? NO, NO.

NO, THIS FRUIT BOWL AIN'T
FOR ME.

SOME PEOPLE MIGHT LIKE IT
JUST FINE, THOUGH.

SUPPOSE YOU'RE GOING BACK
TO TEXAS, HUH?

YOU BET.

YOU GOT A WIFE THERE?

HAVEN'T MET THE WOMAN
THAT COULD AFFORD ME.

THEN YOU NEVER DID
HAVE ONE.

NOPE.

HAD SMALLPOX ONCE, THOUGH.
AMOUNTS TO ABOUT
THE SAME THING.

YEAH.

I GUESS YOU'VE NEVER WANTED
TO SETTLE DOWN

AND LIVE WITH SOMEONE, NO
MATTER HOW NICE SHE WAS, HUH?

YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.

BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE KIDS
IF YOU AIN'T MARRIED.

YEAH.
AIN'T THAT A MERCY?

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO
WHEN YOU GET OLD?

DIE, I GUESS.

NO, I MEAN BEFORE THAT.

WHO'LL TAKE CARE OF YOU
IF YOU DON'T HAVE A SON?

I'LL SAY ONE THING
FOR YOU.

YOU GET A NOTION, YOU SURE
HANG ONTO IT, BURTON.

BOOTON!

OH, YEAH.
[triangle ringing]

WHAT'S THAT?
COME ON!

[clanging]

[cattle lowing]

[chattering]

[dramatic music]

♪ ♪

HEY, HOPU...
[speaking native language]

[cattle lowing]

OH, NO, THOSE CATTLE AGAIN.

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

HYAH! GO ON, GET OUT!

HEY! HEY, HEY!

COSTAIN!

HEY!

WAIT! WAIT!

COSTAIN, COME ON!

[alarmed lowing]

HYAH! HYAH! HYAH!

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

[snorting]

HYAH!

[snorts]

[bull bellowing]

COSTAIN! COSTAIN!

[bellowing]

TURN AROUND, SON.
FACE HIM!

DON'T MOVE. FREEZE.

[snorting]

[bull bellowing]

[Costain straining]

[excited chatter]

ALL RIGHT, BOY,
RUN FOR THE HOUSE.

[laughter]

[bull bellows]

GET OUT OF HERE!

YOU SHOULDA SEEN
THAT CRITTER, MAMA.

I WAS REALLY SCARED.

AND THEN HE KEPT TWISTING
THAT BULL'S HEAD

UNTIL IT FELL OVER.

AND THEN HE LET IT GO,
AND IT RAN OFF.

WHY, IT MUST HAVE BEEN
QUITE A SIGHT.

SO...YOU KNOW HOW
TO TAME THEM.

IT'S NOT A MATTER
OF TAMING 'EM, MA'AM.

IT'S JUST A MATTER
OF HANDLING 'EM.

YOU COULD SURE HANDLE 'EM.

JUST LIKE YOU HANDLED
THAT OLD BULL.

POW! RIGHT, COSTAIN?

BOOTON!
MR. COSTAIN.

MR. COSTAIN,

YOU COULD PROBABLY MAKE
THOSE OLD CATTLE DO

WHATEVER YOU TOOK A MIND TO,
COULDN'T YOU?

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

IT DOESN'T MAKE
MUCH DIFFERENCE.

I MEAN, NO POINT
IN TALKING ABOUT IT.

YOU FOLKS ARE
IN THE POTATO BUSINESS.

WERE IN THE
POTATO BUSINESS.

PRICES HAVE DROPPED OFF
TERRIBLY.

WELL, SEEMS TO ME LIKE

YOU'RE STRUGGLING
YOUR WAY PAST A DOLLAR

JUST TO GRUB AFTER A DIME.

YOU KNOW, YOU CAN GET
$20 A HEAD FOR THEM
CATTLE IN CALIFORNIA.

BUT WHAT YOU DO IS
YOUR BUSINESS.

ME, I'M ON MY WAY TO TEXAS.

AS A MATTER OF FACT,
MRS. MACAVOY,

DID YOU FIND ANYTHING
IN THE WAY OF A SHIP FOR ME

WHEN YOU WERE IN TOWN?

OH, NO.

I THINK IT'S THE WRONG TIME
OF YEAR...

BUT MAMA--
FOR SHIPS!

I MEAN...

WELL, I'LL JUST HAVE
TO MAKE DO.

I WON'T BE IMPOSING
ON YOU FOLKS.

I'LL HEAD INTO TOWN TOMORROW
AND WAIT.

WELL, AS LONG AS
YOU'RE GOING TO WAIT,

YOU MIGHT AS WELL WAIT HERE.

BEG YOUR PARDON, MA'AM?

UM, AND WORK, I MEAN.

UH, UH, HELP OUT.
I COULD PAY YOU.

A LITTLE, NOT MUCH.

ROOM AND BOARD TOO,
RIGHT, MAMA?

I DON'T KNOW, UH...

JUST FOR A WHILE.

UNTIL YOU EARN SOME MONEY.

YOU'LL NEED SOME MONEY,
MR. COSTAIN.

AND WHO KNOWS...

WITH YOUR HELP WE MIGHT TURN
THIS SORRY POTATO FARM

INTO THE FIRST AND ONLY
WILD CATTLE RANCH IN HAWAII.

YOU, UH...

YOU SURE YOU'RE NOT
FROM TEXAS, MISS, MACAVOY?

[chuckles]
YOU WILL STAY, WON'T YOU?

WON'T YOU, COSTAIN?

WELL, I'LL HIT HER A LICK
AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.

BUT THAT'S ALL I'LL PROMISE.

ALOHA.

[all] ALOHA, MISS MACA.

I WANT TO TALK TO YOU
THIS MORNING

ABOUT SOME CHANGES THAT
ARE GOING TO BE MADE

ON THE FARM TODAY.

MR. COSTAIN IS A CATTLEMAN
FROM TEXAS.

AND HE KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE
THE ANIMALS,

AS YOU ALL SAW YESTERDAY.

YEAH, HE'S VERY GOOD.

WE HAVE NOT BEEN DOING WELL
WITH OUR POTATOES.

MR. COSTAIN FEELS
WE WOULD DO BETTER

IF WE CAUGHT THE ANIMALS
AND SOLD THEM.

[concerned murmurs]

OH, NO, WAIT, WAIT.
UH, WAIT.

YOU MUSTN'T BE FRIGHTENED.

MR. COSTAIN ASSURES ME

THAT THE ANIMALS CAN
BE HANDLED.

[speaking native language]

AND HE IS GOING
TO TEACH US HOW.

AREN'T YOU, MR. COSTAIN?

[confused murmurs]

ALL RIGHT, NOW,
THIS HERE ANIMAL IS A HORSE.

NOW, Y'ALL GOTTA HAVE
ONE OF THESE

TO CHASE THEM BRUSH DOGGIES
OUT THERE.

BRUSH DOGGIES, THAT'S CATTLE.

YOU NEED ONE OF THESE
TO KEEP UP WITH THE CATTLE.

THERE'S ONLY TWO THINGS
YOU GOTTA KNOW ABOUT A HORSE.

HOW TO GET ON,
AND HOW TO STAY ON.

NOW, THIS IS YOUR SADDLE.

THIS IS WHERE YOU'RE GONNA SIT
WHEN YOU RIDE.

YOU JUST SIT IN THERE
LIKE A ROCKING CHAIR.

YOU SAVVY?

JUST WALK UP HERE AND
PUT YOUR FOOT IN THE STIRRUP.

THAT'S THE STIRRUP.
THAT'S RIGHT--RIGHT THERE.

SEE IT?
PUT YOUR FOOT IN THE STIRRUP

AND JUST SWING RIGHT UP.
SEE?

[cheers and applause]

GOOD. NOW, WHO'S GONNA BE
THE FIRST TO TRY?

[chatter and laughter]

NOW THE ONE THING
YOU CAN'T LEARN TO DO

IS RIDE WITHOUT GETTING ON.
NOW, COME ON.

HEY, YOU GO, GO, GO, GO!

HEY!
COME ON.

ALL RIGHT, NOW,
Y'ALL WATCH HIM.

[cheers and laughter]

TURN AROUND.
GO ON, TURN AROUND.

[laughter]

[horse whinnying]

[cheers and laughter]

[laughter]

ALL RIGHT, NOW YOU TRY IT.

[playful music]

♪ ♪

[laughter]

YES, IT'S TRUE,
THEY DO LIKE THEIR FUN.

LIKE? THEY'D RATHER
GIGGLE THAN LAUGH.

THEY'D RATHER LAUGH THAN EAT.

THEY'RE LIKE A BUNCH OF KIDS
OUT THERE.

A SCHOOLGIRL'D BE
MORE SOBER, MA'AM.

WELL, NOW, AFTER
THEY GET TO KNOW YOU BETTER

AND UNDERSTAND WHAT
YOU'RE TRYING TO TEACH THEM--

OH, AND ANOTHER THING.

YOU SAY YOU CAN'T BUY
ANY HORSES.

THEN HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME
TO WORK CATTLE

WITH ONE OLD, WALL-EYES
REFUGEE FROM A GLUE FACTORY?

WELL, MAYBE--

IF YOU COULD GET 'EM,

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY BRIDLES,
SADDLES, BLANKETS.

YOU DON'T HAVE ANY SPURS,
BOOTS.

MA'AM, THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE
ANYTHING DECENT TO WEAR.

WELL, IF WE NEED HORSES,

PERHAPS I CAN GET SOME.

I--I--I DON'T KNOW HOW.

YES, I DO.

I CAN GET HORSES,
AND I WILL.

AND THEIR CLOTHES
MAY NOT SUIT YOU,

BUT THEY FIND THEM
VERY COMFORTABLE.

YES, MA'AM, COMFORTABLE.

I THINK THAT'S
THE RIGHT WORD FOR IT.

BESIDES, ANYTHING THEY NEED
THEY CAN MAKE HERE.

THERE ISN'T A SINGLE THING
NEEDED

THAT WE CAN'T MAKE RIGHT HERE,
EXCEPT FOR A--

A LITTLE DETERMINATION
AND LEADERSHIP

FROM A MAN WHO HAS
THE KNOW-HOW.

AND THAT IS A FACT,
MR. COSTAIN.

WHEN ARE YOU GONNA STOP
CALLING ME MR. COSTAIN, MA'AM?

WHEN YOU STOP CALLING ME
"MA'AM," MR. COSTAIN.

IT'S JUST A FORMALITY,
HENRIETTA.

I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD EVEN
BOTHER TO SIGN IT.

I WILL NOT TAKE
ANOTHER LOAN FROM YOU

WITHOUT GIVING
PROPER SECURITY.

THIS IS A MORTGAGE
FOR ALL OF YOUR PROPERTY.

IT'S DISPROPORTIONATE.
IT'S NOT NECESSARY.

CAL, I OWE YOU
A GREAT DEAL.

NOW I NEED MORE MONEY.

AND THIS IS THE ONLY WAY
I'LL TAKE IT.

BUSINESS IS BUSINESS.

EVEN BETWEEN US?
ESPECIALLY BETWEEN US.

ALL RIGHT.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
AND GOOD NIGHT, CAL.

GOOD NIGHT, HENRIETTA.

[chuckles]
A LITTLE FAVOR FOR THE LADY?

AS A MATTER OF FACT, YES.

HMM, WHENEVER SHE NEEDS
MONEY,

SHE CAN ALWAYS ASK YOU.

AND I GIVE.

AND NOW THE MORTGAGE.

MAYBE IF SHE OWE YOU MORE
THAN SHE CAN PAY BACK...

YOU COULD SAY
THAT MRS. MACAVOY AND I

FINALLY ARE PARTNERS.

[cheering and laughing]

ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ENOUGH.
THAT'S ENOUGH.

YOU CAN GET OFF.

[laughter]

ALL RIGHT, NOW, WHO'S NEXT?

MALAKOMA,
MR. COSTAIN IS WORKING

UNDER MY ORDERS.

DO YOU HEAR ME?!

WHAT IS IT?
WHAT DOES HE WANT?

HE DOESN'T LIKE YOU AT ALL.
HE'S CHALLENGING YOU.

YEAH, HE THINKS HE'S
SOMETHING SPECIAL AROUND HERE.

ALL RIGHT, PARTNER,
YOU'RE SOMETHING SPECIAL.

COME ON, LELEO.

MALAKOMA!

IF HE'S LOOKIN'
TO GET A RISE OUT OF ME,

HE JUST DID IT.

NO, YOU MUSTN'T.
HE'LL k*ll YOU!

[suspenseful music]

♪ ♪

WELL, YOU WON THAT ONE,
ALL RIGHT.

HERE, LET ME SHOW YOU HOW
WE DO IT WHERE I COME FROM.

NOW YOU GET OFF THIS LAND.

AND DON'T COME BACK.

[ominous music]

♪ ♪

COME ON, LELEO,
GET UP THERE.

COME ON, LELEO.

COME ON, LELEO,
GET UP THERE.

[horses whinnying]

THEY'RE COMING!
THEY'RE COMING!

MOM, COSTAIN, THEY'RE HERE!

COME ON, THEY'RE HERE!

[upbeat horse arrival music]

♪ ♪

[dogs barking]

MOVE! MOVE, YOU!

MOVE! MOVE!

AH, THANKS, BOSS.

FIRST THE BLANKET,
THEN THE SADDLE.

[horse whinnying]

[laughter]

WHERE YOU GOING, BATTON?
BOOTON!

AW, SHUCKS, WHAT'S THE USE?

I CAN'T GET THE DANG THING
TO WORK ANYHOW.

IN MY OUTFIT WE ONLY QUIT
WHEN IT'S TOO DARK TO WORK

OR TIME TO EAT.

I DIDN'T HERE THE DINNER BELL,
DID YOU?

NOW, YOU PUT THE STIRRUP
UP OVER THE HORN LIKE THIS.

UNH!

NOW, GO TO WORK.

[laughter]

PUT THE REINS TOGETHER.

HOLD 'EM IN ONE HAND.
THAT'S IT, GIDDYUP.

GO ON.

KEEP IN A CIRCLE.
KEEP IN A CIRCLE!

SLOW DOWN.
SLOW DOWN.

KEEP YOUR FEET IN THERE.

BITTEN, NOT UP AND DOWN.

SIT IN THERE
LIKE A ROCKING CHAIR.

BOOTON!

[laughter]

[lighthearted music]

♪ ♪

YOU WRAP IT AROUND
AND YOU GET IT TIGHT.

GOT THAT?

ALL RIGHT, KIMO,
IT'S YOUR TURN.

GET 'EM, KIMO!

GET 'EM.
GO GET 'EM.

[cheers and applause]

[laughter]

BUT THEY ARE LEARNING.
ACTUALLY LEARNING.

IT'S AMAZING.

YOU'RE MAKING YOURSELF THE
LAUGHING STOCK OF THE ISLAND.

ONE OF THE CAPTAINS WAS SAYING
THEY'RE EVEN TALKING ABOUT IT

IN LAHAINA.

GOOD LUCK.

HYAH!

[goat bleating]

READY, BOSS.

GO AHEAD.

[whooping]

[laughter]

[bleating]

WHAT DO WE DO NOW, BOSS?

YOU COULD TRY
SOME CARD TRICKS.

WE FINE, BOSS.
WE NOT HAVE ENOUGH YET.

WELL, I HAVE.

MR. COSTAIN.

MR. COSTAIN...

I'D LIKE YOU TO MEET
A FRIEND OF MINE.

MR. BRYSON, MR. COSTAIN.

MR. BRYSON.
MR. COSTAIN.

SO THAT'S THE WAY YOU PLAN
TO CATCH WILD CATTLE.

WELL, NOT EXACTLY, NO.
[laughter]

MRS. MACAVOY TELLS ME
YOU'RE NEW ON THE ISLAND.

WHERE YOU FROM?
TEXAS.

TEXAS? HOW DID YOU HAPPEN
TO COME TO KAUAI?

I WAS UNHAPPY
WITH MY LAST EMPLOYER.

[chuckles]
WHO WAS THAT?

MR. BRYSON TELLS ME
IT'S IMPOSSIBLE

TO LOAD CATTLE ONTO BOATS
IN THESE WATERS.

IT WAS TRIED ONCE
ON THE BIG ISLAND.

TWO SHIPS RAN ON THE REEFS,

AND THERE IS NO ANCHORAGE
FURTHER OUT.

WELL, DON'T THEY HAVE DOCKS
IN HIALHEA?

NEVER NEEDED THEM.

WELL, HOW DO
THEY LOAD, THEN?

MOSTLY BY LONGBOAT.

CAN YOU IMAGINE TRYING
TO LOAD CATTLE BY LONGBOAT?

WELL, THERE'S GOTTA BE
A WAY. THERE ALWAYS IS.

JUST A MATTER OF FINDING IT.

MR. COSTAIN SAYS
THERE AIN'T NEVER BEEN A HORSE

THAT AIN'T BEEN RODE, AND
THERE AIN'T NEVER BEEN A RIDER

THAT AIN'T BEEN THROWED.

[chuckling]
IS THAT WHAT HE SAYS?

WELL, I WON'T CHALLENGE
THE STATEMENT,

BUT I WILL THE GRAMMAR.

GRAMMAR NEVER WAS
MY STRONG SUIT.

YOUNG MAN, YOU ARE
SPROUTING UP LIKE A WEED.

AT LEAST HE'S GOT
GOOD ROCK CANDY.

I BEG YOUR PARDON?
EXCUSE ME.

GOOD MORNING, BOSS.

WHERE ARE THEY?

OH, BOYS NOT TELL ME,
BOSS.

HEY, MAYBE THEY GO WORK
SOMEPLACE ELSE, YES?

YEAH. YEAH, MAYBE
IT'LL SNOW THIS AFTERNOON TOO.

BUT I DOUBT IT.

[voices, laughter]

[laughing and whooping]

WHOO...HEY, HEY!

YEE-HAA! WHOO!

LET'S GET OUTTA HERE!

WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING DOWN THERE?!

[shouts indistinctly]

WHOO-HOO!

COSTAIN!

LOOK OUT, COSTAIN!

AAH!

ARE YOU ALL RIGHT,
COSTAIN?

[coughs] FINE!

JUST FINE!

YOU JUST CAN'T EXPECT

TO CHANGE A WHOLE CULTURE
OVERNIGHT.

I DON'T HAVE THE LEAST
NOTION OF CHANGING IT.

IF YOU'LL JUST GIVE ME
MY WAGES,

I WON'T BE TROUBLING YOU
ANY FURTHER.

YOU KNOW, THIS IS SUNDAY.

THEY'RE ENTITLED
TO SOME RECREATION.

WELL, THERE JUST AIN'T
ANY SUNDAYS WHEN IT'S ROUNDUP

TILL THE JOB GETS DONE.

WELL, PERHAPS
IF YOU MET THEM HALFWAY

THEY WOULD BE ABLE--

MA'AM, THERE AREN'T
ANY HALFWAYS

IN THE CATTLE BUSINESS.

LOOK, IT'D BE EASIER
TO MAKE A CHERRY PIE

OUT OF BARBED WIRE

THAN TO MAKE A COWBOY OUT OF
THE BEST OF THE LOT OF 'EM.

THEY JUST AIN'T CUT OUT
FOR WORKIN'.

BOOTON SAYS
THEY'RE REALLY TRYING.

THAT'S WHAT'S FRIGHTENING.
THEY ARE.

WELL, IF THEY'RE
SHOWING PROGRESS...

THEY'RE NOT SHOWING
PROGRESS, THEY'RE JUST TRYING.

IT AIN'T THE SAME THING.

LOOK, MA'AM, SUPPOSE I COULD
WHIP THEM INTO SHAPE.

IT'S NOT POSSIBLE,
BUT JUST SUPPOSE I DID.

RUNNING CATTLE IS...

WELL, IT'S NOT JUST
RIDING AND ROPING.

IT TAKES--
IT TAKES PURPOSE.

AND YOU JUST CAN'T TEACH THAT
TO SOMEONE

LIKE YOU CAN TEACH 'EM
TO SIT A HORSE.

I FIGURE YOU OWE ME $17, BUT
WHATEVER YOU THINK'S RIGHT.

MR. COSTAIN...

I COULD, UH,
RAISE YOUR SALARY.

IT'S NOT THE MONEY, MA'AM.

I THINK I OUGHTA
GET BACK TO TEXAS

BEFORE I LOSE
ALL MY STITCHIN'.

I MEAN, I HAVE NIGHTMARES
ABOUT THESE PEOPLE

YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE.

WELL, THIS WON'T GET YOU
BACK TO TEXAS.

WELL, IT'LL GET ME STARTED.

COULDN'T YOU AT LEAST WAIT
UNTIL MORNING?

I MEAN...

NO, MA'AM,
I DON'T THINK SO.

IF I WAIT AROUND TILL MORNING,
IT'LL JUST MAKE THINGS TOUGHER

THAN THEY OUGHT TO BE.

MISS MACAVOY...

THERE AIN'T NOTHIN' PERSONAL
IN ALL THIS.

YOU PEOPLE BEEN
MIGHTY KIND TO ME.

GOOD-BYE, MA'AM.

COSTAIN.

COSTAIN!

MAMA! MAMA!

MAMA...
WHERE IS HE, MAMA?

HE'S GONE, SON.

GONE?
YOU MEAN FOREVER?

I'M AFRAID SO.

BUT HOW COULD YOU DO IT?

HOW COULD YOU JUST
LET HIM GO LIKE THAT?!

I DIDN'T JUST LET HIM GO.

HE'S A MAN.
HE DOES WHAT HE WANTS TO.

I COULDN'T STOP HIM.

WELL, YOU COULD'VE TRIED!

YOU COULD'VE GOT ME UP.
I WOULD'VE MADE HIM STAY.

BOOTON, PLEASE.

I BET $20.



THAT PUTS ME OUT.

I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING
TO BET WITH.

OH, I WOULDN'T SAY THAT.

FIVE CARD STUD, GENTLEMEN.

WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?

TAKING MONEY AWAY
FROM FOOLS.

[laughs]

HE'S BEEN WINNING ALL NIGHT.

I SEE YOU FOUND AN EASIER
WAY TO MAKE A LIVING.

EMPTY CHAIR IF YOU FEEL
LIKE SITTING IN.

ACE BETS.

DON'T TALK UNLESS
YOU'RE IN THE GAME.

BET 20.

[laughs]

HOPE YOU GENTLEMEN
WILL FORGIVE ME,

BUT I GOT A SHIP TO CATCH.

ARE YOU LEAVING
THE ISLANDS?

WELL, THANKS TO THESE
GENTLEMEN GAMBLERS.

CAPTAIN, IF YOU EVER DOCK
IN FORT WORTH, YOU LOOK ME UP.

I'LL GIVE YOU A CHANCE
TO GET EVEN.

YOU STAY.

WE BE COWBOY FOR YOU, BOSS.

NO SWIM, NO FISH.
NOT EVEN SUNDAY.

WE WORK HARD, BOSS.

NO WATER SLIDE.
NOT ANY KIND OF PLAY.

THEY MEAN IT, COSTAIN.
REALLY.

WE GOT CLOTHES GOOD
FOR CATCH COWS.

OUR PANTS NO GOOD, BOSS?
YOU STAY, BOSS.

COME ON, COSTAIN.
PLEASE STAY, BOSS.

WHO BELONGS TO THIS BOAT?

ME, MISTER.

COULD YOU ROW ME OUT
TO THAT SHIP OUT THERE?

IT'S A LONG ROW.

[cowboys pleading]

PLEASE STAY, COSTAIN.

STAY.
COME ON, COSTAIN.

COME ON, COSTAIN, DON'T GO.

[all talking at once]

COSTAIN,
YOU PROMISED TO WORK.

COSTAIN, I DIDN'T HEAR
THE DINNER BELL RING.

DID YOU?!

TURN AROUND AND ROW
FOR SHORE.

[all cheering]

AND HE BOUGHT BOOTS
FOR ALL OF THEM?

YEP, WITH HIS POKER MONEY.

HE SAID WE JUST HAD
TO HAVE 'EM IF WE WERE
GONNA RUN CATTLE.

LOOK THERE.

[happy chatter]

MIGHTY GOOD, BOSS.

WE GONNA RIDE 'EM NOW.

[chatter and laughter]

[upbeat music]

♪ ♪

OLE!

[cheering]

YAHOO!

[cheering]

WE FINISHED NOW, BOSS.
GREAT, HUH?

YEAH, BOSS!

WELL, ALL WE GOTTA DO NOW
IS FILL IT UP.

THAT'S A GREAT DEAL
OF MONEY, MALAKOMA.

MORE THAN YOU CAN EARN
IN A YEAR.

YOU DID NOT GET IT
FROM ME.

YOU DIDN'T COME HERE.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

YOU, MALAKOMA, NOT TALK.

THAT'S IT.

I DON'T CARE
HOW YOU DO IT.

BUT I DON'T WANT THOSE CATTLE
ROUNDED UP FOR SALE.

COSTAIN! COSTAIN!

YEAH, WHAT IS IT, LILI?

[speaking native language]

WHAT?

ANIMAL IN FIELD, BOSS.

OH, YEAH?

ALL RIGHT, LET'S JUST SEE
WHAT YOU'VE LEARNED.

LET'S GO.

[exciting music]

♪ ♪

KIMO, CUT YOUR TEETH.

KIMO, SHAKE THAT LOOP OUT
AND GO TO IT.

HYAH!

[concerned murmurs]

KIMO, WHAT'S WRONG?
WHAT HAPPENED?

[ominous music]

♪ ♪

HOW DOES HE KNOW
HE'S DYING

IF HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM?

THEY CALL IT
"DEATH BY SORCERY."

WITCH DOCTOR.

MALAKOMA IS ONE OF THEM.

I DON'T BELIEVE IN IT,
BUT THEY BELIEVE IT,

AND THAT'S WHAT MATTERS.

THAT'S WHY THEY WON'T WORK
FOR YOU.

BUT WHY KIMO?
IT'S ME HE'S AFTER.

I DON'T KNOW.

I SUPPOSE HE FEELS
THAT'S THE WAY TO GET TO YOU.

[woman chanting, wailing]

LILIHA, WHAT'S THE MATTER
WITH YOU, WOMAN?

LILIHA. LILIHA!

LILIHA, IT'S COSTAIN.
NOW, STOP IT!

MALAKOMA GET YOU,
COSTAIN, FOR SURE.

YOU LEAVE HERE
OR YOU DIE.

YOU JUST TELL ME
WHERE HE IS.

MALAKOMA SAY TWO MORE DAY,
KIMO DIE.

THEN LILIHA.

I'M NOT LEAVING.

SO IF WE'RE GONNA DIE,
WE'RE GONNA DIE.

THE ONLY CHANCE WE HAVE
IS IF YOU TELL ME

WHERE MALAKOMA IS.

NOW, TELL ME, LILIHA.

HIM GO TO BOO GROUND,
LIVE ALL ALONE

IN CAVERNS OF DEAD GODS.

[ominous music]

♪ ♪

[ominous music]

♪ ♪

OH, YOU'RE LUCKY
I NEED YOU ALIVE.

ALL RIGHT, NOW,
LOUD AND CLEAR.

DO IT.

DO WHATEVER IT IS
YOU HAVE TO DO,

OR YOU AND ME ARE GONNA
BUMP HEADS AGAIN.

NOW, DO IT!

[speaking native language]

WHAT'S HE SAY, LILIHA?

HE SAY KIMO NO DIE NOW.
NO MORE AH-NANA.

KIMO?

THE SPELL IS OVER.

YOU BET IT'S OVER.
FOR GOOD.

NO, NO, KIMO.
YOU REST.

YES, MISS MACA.

BOOTON, YOU WATCH HIM.

YOU BETTER GO FIND YOURSELF
ANOTHER ISLAND, BUSTER.

GET GOING.

WELL, DON'T STAND AROUND.

SHOW'S OVER.
COME ON, COME ON.

WE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO.
MOVE.

HEY, BOSS, YOU THE BEST.

MR. COSTAIN.

THEY'LL NEVER FORGET YOU
FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE.

THEY'LL DO ANYTHING
FOR YOU NOW.

WE'LL SEE WHO FORGETS WHO

WHEN THE GOING GETS ROUGH,
MA'AM.

JUST REMEMBER WHAT
YOU LEARNED AND USE IT.

YOU MIGHT COME OUT OF THIS DAY
IN ONE PIECE.

MOUNT UP.

WELL, MISS MACAVOY,

YOU MAY OR MAY NOT OWN A
BUNCH OF MAVERICK CATTLE AT SUNDOWN,

BUT AT LEAST YOU WON'T HAVE
TO WONDER ANYMORE.

TODAY'S THE DAY
THAT TELLS IT ALL.

I KNOW, MR. COSTAIN.
THANK YOU.

[up-tempo riding music]

♪ ♪

[cattle lowing]

THEY'RE BUNCHED UP
IN THE BRUSH.

THAT AIN'T GOOD.

DON'T TRY TO ROPE 'EM
IN THERE.

JUST HAZE 'EM OUT IN THE OPEN

SO YOU CAN THROW A GOOD LOOP
AT 'EM.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S CUT BRUSH.

HYAH! HYAH!

[shouting and whistling]

WHOA, NOT THE FIRST TIME,
BOY.

YOU'RE READY,
BUT YOU'RE NOT THAT READY.

NO, YOU JUST HANG BACK AND
WATCH HOW IT GOES THIS TIME.

NEXT TIME OUT IT'LL BE
YOU AND ME.

[shouting and calling out]

[exciting music]

♪ ♪

[steer bellowing]

YEE-HAW!

[steer bellowing]

HEY!

HYAH! HEE!

[steer bellowing]

WHOA!

HY-OOH!

♪ WITH MY BOOTS
IN THE SADDLE ♪

♪ AND MY HAND ON A HORN ♪

♪ I'M THE BEST DANG COWPUNCHER
EVER WAS BORN ♪

♪ COME'A KAI-YI YIPPEE
YIPPEE YAY YIPPEE YAY ♪

♪ COME'A KAI-YI
YIPPEE YIPPEE YAY ♪

♪ GET BACON AND BEANS
MOST EVERY DAY ♪

♪ I'LL SOON GO TO GRAZIN'
ON PRAIRIE HAY ♪

♪ COME'A KAI-YI YIPPEE
YIPPEE YAY YIPPEE YAY ♪

♪ COME'A KAI-YI
YIPPEE YIPPEE YAY ♪

♪ YOU CAN SING TO THE CATTLE
YOU CAN SING TO THE BIRDS ♪

♪ AND IT AIN'T GONNA MATTER
IF YOU DON'T KNOW THE WORDS ♪

♪ COME'A KAI-YI YIPPEE
YIPPEE YAY YIPPEE YAY ♪

♪ COME'A KAI-YI
YIPPEE YIPPEE YAY ♪

♪ COME'A KAI-YI YIPPEE
YIPPEE YAY YIPPEE YAY ♪

♪ COME'A KAI-YI
YIPPEE YIPPEE YAY ♪

I TOLD YOU THEY COULD
DO IT, COSTAIN.

WELL, IF THEY CAN LEARN
TO PUNCH CATTLE

AS WELL AS THEY CAN LEARN
TO SING,

THEY'LL BE ALL RIGHT.

♪ I'M GOIN' TO THE WAGON
GONNA DRAW OUT MY PAY ♪

♪ AND I AIN'T RUNNIN' CATTLE
EVEN ONE MORE DAY ♪

♪ COME'A KAI-YI YIPPEE
YIPPEE YAY YIPPEE YAY ♪

♪ COME'A KAI-YI
YIPPEE YIPPEE YAY ♪

♪ COME'A KAI-YI YIPPEE
YIPPEE YAY YIPPEE YAY ♪

♪ COME'A KAI-YI
YIPPEE YIPPEE YAY ♪

♪ COME'A KAI-YI YIPPEE
YIPPEE YAY YIPPEE YAY ♪

♪ COME'A KAI-YI
YIPPEE YIPPEE YAY ♪

WELL, JUST BECAUSE
IT AIN'T NEVER BEEN DONE

DON'T MEAN IT WON'T WORK.

A LITTLE LEADERSHIP AND
DETERMINATION, MR. COSTAIN.

YES, MA'AM.

HYAH!

THIS IS JUST A DRY RUN
TO SEE IF IT WORKS.

I WANT TO TAKE 'EM RIGHT OUT
TO BLUE WATER.

[cattle lowing]

YOU ALL SET, BITTEN?

BOOTON!

ALL RIGHT,
LET'S GIVE IT A TRY.

OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, BOSS.

ALL RIGHT, POLE, POLE!

ALL RIGHT, KEEP IT SMOOTH.

HOLD, BABY, HOLD.

[bellowing]

EASY, NOW. EASY, NOW.

[steer bellowing]

WHOA, BABY, WHOA.

NOW HOLD.

DON'T LET 'EM SHIFT
TO THAT SIDE.

THEY'RE MOVIN' AROUND--
[steer bellowing]

DON'T LET 'EM SHIFT
OVER THERE.

THEY'RE ALL MOVING
OVER THERE.

KEEP 'EM OVER.

KEEP 'EM OVER
TO THE OTHER SIDE.

[bellowing]

I JAMMED MY FOOT ON A LOG.

DON'T LET--DON'T--

GET THAT BRINDLE BACK
ON THE OTHER SIDE.

PICK 'EM UP.
PICK 'EM UP!

[cowboys calling out]

COME ON, THIS WAY.

[bellowing]

YOU'RE NOT SO ORNERY
WHEN YOU CAN'T GET
YOUR FEET PLANTED,

ARE YA, HUH?

YOU'LL TOW LIKE A WASH TUB
WITH HORNS,

BUT I THINK YOU JUST
GAVE ME THE ANSWER, BOSSY.

YEE-HAH!

YEE-HAH!

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
YOU CAN GET THEM CRITTERS

OUT TO THE SHIP,
YOUNG FELLA?

WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
I CAN'T?

WELL, NO ONE EVER HAS, LAD.

THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT,
CAPTAIN.

DO YOU WANT THE CATTLE
OR DON'T YOU?

OH, INDEED I DO,
LITTLE LADY.

AS BAD AS YOU WANT
TO SELL 'EM.

I'LL GIVE YOU $15 A HEAD,
LOADED ON.

SIR, YOU'RE A CAPTAIN,
NOT A PIRATE.

$20 A HEAD.
NOT A PENNY LESS.

ALONGSIDE.

HMM.

$17.50, ON BOARD.

AND THERE'S NO PROFIT IN IT
FOR ME.

UH, A GENTLEMAN
IS NOT SUPPOSED TO LIE

IN THE PRESENCE OF A LADY.

$20.

ALONGSIDE.

UPON MY WORD, LAD,
I WISH

YOU'D HAVE LEFT THE
LITTLE LADY AT HOME.

ALL RIGHT, $20 IT IS, ON--

both: ALONGSIDE.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

BUT YOU'RE NOT LEAVING
SO SOON.

OH, WE'D LOVE TO STAY,
CAPTAIN,

BUT WE'VE GOT SOME MORE CATTLE
TO SELL, HAVEN'T WE?

YES, INDEED, WE HAVE.
GOOD DAY.

IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO LOAD
CATTLE ABOARD THOSE BOATS!

I WOULD NOT BET
AGAINST THAT MAN.

NO. NOT ON ANYTHING.

AND HE CAN'T DELIVER CATTLE
HE CAN'T FIND.

CAN HE?

WHAT?

STAMPEDE THEM.

CAN YOU DO IT?

WITH SOME g*ns
AND A LITTLE HELP, THEY'LL GO.

[anxious lowing]

IT DOESN'T REALLY HURT 'EM.
I MEAN, THEY'RE A TOUGH BREED.

IT'S NOT ALWAYS TRUE.

IT JUST DEPENDS ON WHERE
YOU ARE AT THE TIME.

[disturbed lowing]

BUT YOU ONLY DO THAT WITH...
YEARLINGS...

EVEN THOUGH YOU'VE GOT
A LONG WINTER COMING ON.

[cattle calls getting louder]

OF COURSE, YOUR WINTER HERE
ONLY LASTS ABOUT 20 MINUTES.

WHAT'S WRONG, COSTAIN?

[g*nshots]

STAMPEDE.
STAMPEDE!

GET EVERYBODY OUT
OF THESE HUTS!

EVERYBODY OUT!
EVERYBODY OUT!

[g*nshots]

LILIHA, IT'S A STAMPEDE.

GET ALL THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN
TO THE BEACH.

YOU MEN SADDLE YOUR HORSES.
NOW MOVE, MOVE!

[speaking native language]
STAMPEDE!

[g*nshots]

GO GET YOUR MOTHER.

[shouting and g*nshots]

LILIHA, I TOLD YOU TO
TAKE 'EM TO THE BEACH, NOW GO!

LINC, WHAT DO WE DO?

GET UNDER THERE.

HYAH!
[g*nshots]

[cowboys whooping]

YOU TAKE CARE
OF YOUR MOTHER.

[dramatic music]

[cowboys shouting
and whooping]

♪ ♪

[shouting orders]

COME BACK.
STAY WITH ME!

HOPU, KIMO, TURN 'EM.
TURN 'EM!

[all shouting]

WHOA...AAH!

MARRUJA!

FOR TWO BITS
I'D TAKE YOU APART

AND FEED YOU TO THE HOGS.

BUT I NEED YOU
FOR SOMETHING ELSE.

COME ON.

PSST.

WHERE THE DEVIL
HAVE YOU BEEN?

WHAT HAPPENED OUT THERE?

THE STAMPEDE, BRYSON.

IT WAS QUITE A RUCKUS.

SHOULDA BEEN OUT
THERE YOURSELF.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

GETTING READY
TO HAVE YOU PUT AWAY.

BUT FIRST THERE'S
THE LITTLE MATTER

OF MRS. MACAVOY'S NOTE--
I WANT IT.

NOTE?
YOU CAN'T--

THAT'S A LEGAL DOCUMENT.
SHE OWES THAT MONEY TO ME.

AFTER TONIGHT,
WITH THE CATTLE SHE LOST...

THE GROUNDS AND THE BUILDINGS
GETTING TORN UP.

I FIGURE YOU AND THE LADY
ARE ABOUT EVEN, MISTER.

I WANT THE NOTE.

[c*ck p*stol]
NOW.

ALL RIGHT,
I'LL GET IT FOR YOU.

HE'S ALL YOURS.

[cowboys shouting]

[horse whinneys]

WATCH OUT, NOW!

CAPTAIN.

IT'S GOOD
TO SEE YOU, MA'AM.

AND ESPECIALLY
YOUR MERCHANDISE.

ALL RIGHT, OKA...

THROW A LOOP ON ONE,
MOVE HIM OUT.

RIGHT AWAY, BOSS.

[bellowing]

HEY...OH--OH!

ALL RIGHT, LET HIM GO.

[steer bellowing]

[inspiring music]

♪ ♪

KEEP PULLING. STEADY.

TIE HIM DOWN.
TIE HIM DOWN.

ALL RIGHT, TAKE 'EM OUT.

WELL, BARRING TIDAL WAVES
AND BARBARY PIRATES,

YOU'RE ABOUT TO BE
IN THE CATTLE BUSINESS,

ALL THE WAY.

[steer bellowing]

COME TO THINK OF IT,

I THINK WE CAN HANDLE
A TIDAL WAVE.

STAND BY.
STAND BY.

AWAY THE SLING.

BRING HIM UP.

HOIST 'EM AWAY!

[bellowing]

LOWER AWAY.

LOWER AWAY.

EASY DOES IT.

STEADY AS SHE GOES.

[lighthearted music]

♪ ♪

HEY, YOU KNOW,

I THINK I SOLD THEM BOYS SHORT
WHEN I SAID

THEY COULDN'T DRIVE
HOT NAILS IN A SNOW BANK.

I THINK THEY COULD.
I REALLY THINK THEY COULD.

HENRIETTA...

WHAT ARE YOU CRYING ABOUT?

I DON'T KNOW.

I GUESS I NEVER REALLY
BELIEVED IT WOULD HAPPEN.

YOU MADE A BELIEVER
OUT OF ME, COSTAIN.

MISSUS, HERE'S YOUR MONEY.

OH.
COIN OF THE REALM!

A BERTH AND A MATE'S PAY
TO ANYONE

WHO'LL NURSEMAID THEM COWS
BACK TO CALIFORNIA.

WELL, THAT'S MY CHANCE
TO GET BACK TO TEXAS.

I DON'T KNOW, CAPTAIN.
THAT'S RIGHT TEMPTING,

BUT I DON'T THINK
I COULD LEAVE MISS MACAVOY

WITH THEM PINEAPPLE COWBOYS.

I MEAN,
THEY'D DRIVE HER DINGY,

AND I'M ABOUT
THE ONLY ONE AROUND

WHO KNOWS HOW TO HANDLE 'EM.

WELL, SUIT YOURSELF, LAD.
AND I DON'T BLAME YOU.

BUT I GOTTA GET THEM COWS
TO CALIFORNIA.

THANK YOU.
THANKS TO BOTH OF YOU.

GOOD-BYE.
GOOD-BYE, NOW.

THEN YOU ARE GOING TO STAY.

AT LEAST FOR A WHILE, LINC.

WELL, FOR A WHILE, YEAH.
FOR A WHILE.

YOU KNOW, TILL THEY GET
THE HANG OF IT.

THEN I'M GONNA GET OFF
THIS FLOWER POT.

MAMA! MAMA!

GOOD HEAVENS,
WE'RE RIGHT HERE.

TARNATION, MOM.

I SWAM ONE OF THOSE CRITTERS
OUT JUST SMOOTH AS BUTTER.

DID YOU SEE?

OF COURSE WE DID, DEAR.

AND NOBODY COULD HAVE
DONE IT BETTER.

OH, WELL, NOW,
THAT'S A LITTLE THICK.

DON'T YOU THINK?

AIN'T NOBODY GONNA
PIN A ROSE ON YOU

JUST FOR DOING YOUR JOB.

YOU REMEMBER THAT, BOOTON.

MOM--MOM, HE CALLED ME
BY MY RIGHT NAME!

DID YOU HEAR HIM?

HE SAID IT RIGHT
FOR THE FIRST TIME.

CAN WE DO IT TOGETHER
THIS TIME?

CAN WE?

WELL...CAN'T THINK
OF ANY REASON WHY NOT.

THROW YOUR LOOP.