02x13 - The Deep Freeze

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Xiaolin Showdown.

Xiaolin Showdown.

Whoo! Dude, can you believe

the man broke down and

gave us a day off?

No. It is so very much

unlike Master Fung,

especially when we

have so much to learn.

Easy there, pardner.

You gotta learn to chill.

Uh, kick back.

I'll get the Barbie going!

Eye of Dashi!

Fist of Tebigong!

Orb of Tornami!

Surf's up, Omi! Ha ha ha ha!

Cannonball!

Aah! Yee-haw!

Who wants to catch a few waves?

Sword of the Storm!

Aah! Aah!

Hey, dudes, look!

I'm hanging ten!

Aah! Aah!

Aah!

Hey, g*ng, got a

live one incoming.

It's the Shen Gong Wu

called the Lunar Locket.

Whoever possesses it

can control the

phases of the moon.

There's no time to lose.

Say, is that a double

garlic bratwurst

I smell grilling?

No reason to go after

a Shen Gong Wu

on an empty stomach.

There is too much

at stake, Dojo.

I'm afraid this cannot wait.

Tell that to my stomach.

He so hates to be teased.

Why are you stopping?

Get the Lunar Locket!

First a test of my greatest

evil creation ever.

Dude-bot!

Bring me that Shen Gong Wu.

Anything you say, buddy.

I like you. And you know why?

Because I just do.

Isn't life great?

What's so special

about pretty boy?

He's not a boy.

I used the heart of

jong to turn him human,

into a fearless, evil

Wu-hunter, like me.

Another useless

human I don't need.

Kimiko: There it is.

The Lunar Locket.

That bot's gonna

get there first!

Not if I can help it.

Seismic kick!

Earth!

Uhh!

Just because we're

mortal enemies,

does it mean we

can't be friends?

Aah--aah--

aaaahhh!

Typhoon boom! Wind!

What do you say afterwards

we throw around the old pigskin?

Sorry, I don't play

ball with machines.

Something I said?

Aaahhh!

Judallet flip!

Fire!

Can't stand the heat?

Then get off the

mountain, tin man.

Aah!

Perhaps we could add each

other to our buddy lists.

Tornado strike! Ice!

Why do we have to

fight all the time?

Life is too short.

Ay-yah-huh-huh!

Yah-huh-huh!

Aah!

We could have been

like brothers.

Get that Shen Gong Wu

before we lose it.

Nobody wants to be my friend.

I never had a real friend.

Uhh!

Let's go, dude-bot.

We got what we came for.

I don't like feeling human.

No! No!

Go down there

and get me the Heart of Jong.

But it's dark.

And it'sDark.

We must find another way inside.

Ha ha ha ha!

I'm alive!

Jack: Ha ha ha!

I'm the ruler of the moon!

Watch! Look at it dance.

Whoo-hoo!

This is so cool!

Stop playing with

the moon, Jack.

It isn't a toy.

Jack-bots, stop the intruder!

Whoa! Who's the ice guy?

He's wrecking my lair.

Ha ha ha ha!

Yes, quite aggressive.

My kind of monster.

Omi: Sometimes we

must lose to win.

Aw, don't go all master

fung on us, Omi.

Last thing we need right now

is another lesson.

It appears to me that you do.

You must leave the

land of despair

and follow the road

that will lead you

to the lost Shen Gong Wu.

At least that one

was kind of short.

Master Fung is right.

We must strike when Spicer

is most vulnerable.

That would be anytime.

Something weird happened here.

Easy there, monkey boy.

What's goin' on here?

Hi, guys.

Man, am I ever glad to see you.

Did we just walk into some

kind of parallel universe?

I don't want to fight you guys.

I just used the Monkey Staff

to escape the evil snowman.

Snowman?

Oh, I like snowmen!

Does he have a

carrot for a nose?

No. But he does have

the Heart of Jong.

He destroyed all my robots,

and then he left with Wuya.

We must track down this

most evil of snowmen.

Please, take me with you.

I'm all alone.

I have no robots.

I'm weak and helpless.

We are Xiaolin warriors.

We must protect the weak,

even if it is Jack Spicer.

That means yes, doesn't it?

Yippee!

I am feeling most uncomfortable.

Please be only touching me if

you're kicking or chopping.

Wait here till we figure out

where you're gonna bunk.

Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah.

Give raksha Shen Gong Wu!

Uh--uh--uh

We got some serious

ice to crush.

Kimiko: Don't let him

get near the vault.

Please! Not the face or hair!

All: Uhh!

Uhh!

Typhoon boom! Wind!

Judallet flip! Fire!

Well, I'll be hogtied.

Leopard attack!

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

You have been, as they say, disarmed.

Ha ha!

Raksha, get the Shen Gong Wu.

Prepare yourself for defeat.

You shall not

All: Uhh!

Enter.

Sword of the Storm!

Star Hanabi!

Fire! Huh?

Aah!

Snowman! No!

Fist of Tebigong.

Uhh!

So many Shen Gong Wu.

So little time.

Is it luck or sheer brilliance?

Give raksha Shen Gong Wu!

Oh, this? No. It--it's

not Shen Gong Wu.

It's--it's, uh

My laundry?

Help me!

You made your bed, Spicer.

Now you have to eat it.

I was only luring this walking

ice sculpture into a trap.

In our vault?

You can thank me later.

How do we stop that guy

when he changes from

ice to Water so fast?

It is most impressive.

I, too, wish to learn

how to shape-shift.

Omi: Guess not today.

Prepare to battle!

Tunnel armadillo!

Jack Spicer!

He has our Shen Gong Wu!

Wait!

Ha! Jack Spicer, boy

genius, fools them all!

Aah!

Uhh!

Hello.

Give raksha Shen Gong Wu.

Tell you what. How about

we join forces, huh?

I have the Wu. You have the

whole shape-shifting thing.

Aah! Aah! Aah!

We don't need you anymore, Jack.

Aah!

Uhh!

Uhh!

Lunar Locket.

No!

Ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Ha

ha ha ha ha ha ha!

All that upper-body strength

and a k*ller evil laugh.

Look. My Shen Gong Wu blisters

have frozen into

little hard peas.

Look. Look at me. Look.

Sorry, but that is too

much information.

Raimundo: Jack Spicer.

Maybe we can warm up by having a good

old-fashioned butt-kicking contest.

Hey, guys, I know

what you're thinking.

You couldn't possibly,

or you'd be screaming that

little girlie scream of yours.

I've been bad!

Now that's over.

Please let me stay with you!

Oh, so you can rip

off more of our Wu?

No. I wanna help you get

back your WuAnd my Wu.

That evil snowball

cleaned me out.

Raimundo: How do we stop

a guy we can't find?

Sometimes the way

to find your enemy

is to let him find you first.

I get it.

Maybe we should warm

things up a little.

Orb of Tornami!

Star Hanabi! Fire!

Sword of the Storm!

Wind!

Aah!

Aah!

Young monks, we must

prepare for evil forces

that have grown so very close.

Thanks.

We're not talking about you.

There is evil far, far greater.

Not true!

Ah. Beautiful cold.

Yeah, yeah. We all like it cold,

but we should be out

gathering Shen Gong Wu

so we can rule the world!

Ice. Snow. Darkness.

Raksha already rule the world.

Of course you do, but--

who dares bring heat

into raksha's world?

Wuya: We should explore

And grab some Shen Gong

Wu while we're at it.

Care for a little Fire, snowman?

Star Hanabi! Fire!

Huh?

Aah!

Seismic kick!

Earth!

Sword of the Storm!

Whoa! Uhh!

Well, looks like the

iceman's been iced.

Both: Whoa!

Haah!

Orb of Tornami!

You are supposed to

melt smaller, not bigger.

Yaah! Forget about them!

Get the Wu.

Aah!

Aah!

Shroud of Shadows!

Please don't hit me!

I'm neutral.

Omi: Honorable snowman,

I challenge you to a

Xiaolin Showdown.

My Orb of Tornami for

your Lunar Locket.

Snowman accept.

And I call for a

Shen yi bu dare.

My Golden Tiger Claws

for your Heart of Jong.

Aah!

Ok. Snowman accepts.

The game is ice hockey.

First puck in wins.

Both: Let's go!

Xiaolin Showdown!

Huh.

Both: Gong yi tan pai!

Whoa!

Uhh!

Puuhhh! Uhh!

Aaahhh!

Uhh.

Ha ha ha ha!

Huh?

Uhh!

Urggghhh!

Orb of Tornami!

You fool. You can't win.

Your element is

raksha's element.

Lunar Locket!

Tsunami strike! Water!

Aah!

Way to go! You iced the big guy!

Lunar Locket!

All: Ahh.

As long as we have so much snow,

anyone up to making a snowman?

Young monks, now that evil

has grown very strong,

we must prepare as we

have never done before.

I have brought each of you armor

for your further protection.

I can see myself already.

I am most impressed.

Awesome colors.

k*ller style. Nice duds.

From here on, you will

wear the special suits

when fighting a

Xiaolin Showdown.

I've got to get me an

evil suit of armor.

They say it's the clothes

that make the evildoer.

Well, what do you say, Jack?

Ha ha! Partners?

Don't I at least deserve

an insincere apology?

Never! You need me as

much as I need you!

I need you like I need

more snow down my pants.

Apology accepted.