02x20 - The Demon Seed

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Man: Xiaolin Showdown.

Aah! Aah!

Man: Xiaolin Showdown.

Ruby of Ramses.

Dragon to monkey 3.

Both: Yes!

Nice move, Omi.

Whoa! Yes! Yes!

I am in heat.

No, Omi. You're on Fire.

On Fire.

Ok. Enough jawing.

Now it's our turn.

Let's see.

Tiger to---

I have a better move.

Omi, you're only supposed

to be playing for one side.

Yes, but they need all

the help they can get.

Rooster to ox 6.

Sword of the Storm.

My turn. Ha!

Not to worry. I

have a clever plan.

Star Hanabi!

And that is game point.

Kimiko: We were supposed

to be a team, Omi.

Then you should take pleasure

in sharing in my triumph.

Master Fung: Time for play is

followed by time for learning.

All: Ohhh!

When caring for plants

as delicate as orchids,

one must employ a

measure of discipline.

Yeah, you need discipline

just to stay awake.

I believe mine is winning.

It's not a race, pardner,

but I think mine is

ahead by a leaf.

Your--this cannot be.

Grow faster, orchid! Faster!

Remember, a warrior must first

learn to control his patience

before he can control himself.

I bet he writes these sayings

on the palm of his hand.

No, Raimundo, I write

them inside my eyelids.

That is why I blink so often.

B-u-s-t-e-d.

Ooh.

Since you all desire

something more challenging,

it is time I introduce you to

your greatest responsibility.

Clay: Dag-nar--

Omi: What is that

most earthy smell?

Raimundo: Yeah. It reminds

me of Clay's boots.

Kimiko: How long has

this been down here?

For over 1,500 years,

monks just like you

have been guarding the

contents of this vault.

It is now the time for

you to assume the task.

Believe me, you couldn't

ask for a greater honor.

You're all growing up so fast.

I never thought I'd see the day.

Behold, the Heylin seed.

It's just a little seed.

Looks like something

that fell off

of my triple-double

cheeseburger.

Tending orchids

sounds more exciting.

Small it may be, but

the Heylin seed

is potentially the most

destructive force on Earth.

You are pulling on my feet.

The Heylin seed is not

to be trifled with.

It is never to be planted

or allowed near dirt

or Water or sunlight.

So all we have to do is

leave it in the box.

My kind of job.

Has the power of the seed

ever been unleashed?

Yes!

It happened 1,500 years ago.

Dojo: Nearly ended

life as we know it.

This special vault was

built to keep the seed

where no evildoer will

ever reach it again.

The seed is so scary,

it makes my scales stand on end!

You never know what

it's gonna do!

Oh! The seed!

I shudder to think

what would happen

if it ever fell into

the wrong hands!

Yes. Well

Needless to say, you must

guard it with your lives.

The fate of the world depends

upon your vigilance.

Dojo: I need a cold compress.

Uhh!

How could a puny little

seed be so powerful?

Jack: Sure is quiet.

Ever since Wuya hit the road,

the world just

It hasn't been the same.

Not that I miss her.

Who needs a stinky

old ghost anyway?

Especially when I have you.

My new and improved detecto-bot.

As always, you're

brilliant, Jack.

Brilliant.

It's ok. Don't be scared.

Good to see you are still

on tippy-top of toes, Jack.

Aah! How'd you get in here?

What kind of villain would I be

if I not sneak in

and out of places?

Uhh!

What are you doing here?

I hear Wuya dumped youAgain.

Nobody dumped me. I dumped Wuya.

That is not what they

say on the internet.

I'm on the internet?

Ja, in warrior chat

rooms everywhere.

You big laughingstock.

Now when person

loses everything,

new hip thing to say is "oh!

I got jacked."

What do you want, anyway?

So impatient we are.

What you know about Heylin seed?

I read something about it

in evil seeds and gardens.

Why?

There is rumor on internet

that Xiaolin monks got seed.

So?

Seed is pure evil.

Supposed to be more

powerful than Shen Gong Wu.

Really?

We should join forces,

become big-time evildoers.

Maybe even have own

evil reality series.

Jack: Evil reality series?

I love it!

I love, too!

Are you sure Master

Fung said it was ok

to take the Heylin

seed out of the vault?

Don't sweat it, big guy.

It's under control.

You mean it is out here

without his permission?

He'll never know.

Besides, how hard can

it be to protect a box?

Detecto-bot: According

to my sensors,

we are very close

to the Heylin seed.

Chow time!

Get 'em while you can.

Which won't be for long.

Hey, quit fooling around, guys.

Where's the box?

It was here a second ago.

Oh, this is most troubling.

The Heylin seed is mis--aah!

Uhh!

It's Spicer! He took the seed!

And the hot dogs.

Whoa!

Uhh! Come back here

with them doggies,

you no-good, lowdown snake.

You yellow-bellied,

dirty little sidewinder,

I'm gonna get you!

It appears that we

have just been jacked.

This is a joke, right?

Maybe seed is impostor.

I've had worse than

this stuck in my teeth.

It's nothing!

Looks like evil reality

show--pfft-- kaput.

Yeah, but at least we

still have the dream.

Is it me, or is

something different?

Aah! Bonjour.

I'm a little slice

of heaven, no?

What--what do you want?

I am at your command, master.

Maybe we got right

seed after all.

Oh, you don't mind if I call

you master, master, do you?

No, I kinda like it.

And I'll call youGigi.

You're gonna be my new evil pet.

Oh, I'm a very, very lucky

plant, don't you know?

Meow! Meow!

And a very, very

evil plant, too.

Yes. I am, what you say,

a nutted plant. Ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Only time will tell how

your error in judgment

will impact us all.

If I crawled into a hole, I

couldn't feel any lower.

Perhaps if it was a

very deep hole

Guys, I--i think I

need an antacid.

Sounds like popcorn.

Kind of makes you sick and

hungry at the same time.

I haven't felt like this

since the last time the

Heylin seed was unleashed.

The Heylin seed's

been unleashed!

Are you sure?

I'm sure.

The Moonstone Locust

must reveal itself soon,

or we are, as Clay might say,

in a heap of hurt.

Moonstone Locust?

It is the only Shen Gong Wu

that can stop the Heylin seed.

Apprentices do not fear plants.

You shall fear this one.

We must protect

the Shen Gong Wu.

Hello!

Ha! Ha ha!

That no-good, thievin' plant's

goin' right for our Wu.

It's time to turn

this weed into mulch.

Yu lo flip! Fire!

Ha ha ha!

Typhoon boom! Wind!

I must admit,

I have never battled a

more stubborn weed.

Tornado strike! Wa--

Kimiko: No! Water will only

make it grow stronger.

Seismic kick! Earth!

This must be what

happened 1,500 years ago.

Well, we ain't about to let

some tumbleweed beat us.

It is time to kick plant butt!

That is, if they have them.

There is no point to resist.

Come on, you know you can't win.

You are finished.

Surrender!

It's over! Ha ha ha!

Oh, I just remembered.

Don't touch the flowers,

there's something

unusual about them.

Now you tell us?

I'm turning into a plant!

Oh, yeah. That must be it.

See you later, Xiaolin monkeys!

It is gone for now,

but it will be back.

Looks like we're not

going anywhere, either.

Comrade Jack, I have

never been so happy.

I say we name evil

reality show after you.

Getting jacked. Ha ha ha!

I think this is going to

beThe beginning

Of a long And

evil friendship.

Ha ha ha! Don't you know?

Gigi!

You've grown up.

And, of course, I'm wiser.

I've learned much

from you, Jack.

Vlad not so much.

I am no longer taking orders.

I am taking over.

Ha ha ha!

What happened to "master"?

Well, from now on, you

will call me master.

And what if I refuse?

Aah!

Well, I go bye-bye now.

No friendship lasts forever.

Aah!

Hey, this is no way to treat

an evil super genius!

Ah, but is way to treat

evil potted plant now.

Now what we do?

I don't know, but I sure

could use a good watering.

Master?

Why, it is time to rearrange

the order of the food chain.

From now on, the plant

kingdom will be on top!

Ha ha ha!

Do not concern yourselves.

We will care for you

until you are back on your feet.

I forgot what it was

like to have feet.

You, too, Clay, are

looking so much better.

Mmm. I admire your tasty fruit.

Well, just be careful what you

go plucking there, pardner.

Master Fung, tell us what to do.

Remain disciplined, learn

from your mistakes,

and make sure we get

plenty of morning sun.

I never thought watering

and pruning your friends

would be such hard work.

Ooh! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Oh, you are most wondrous.

Yeah, I know.

But we got bigger problems.

The Moonstone Locust has

finally revealed itself.

The Wu can be used to unleash

a swarm of stone locusts

that will devour the

Heylin seed plant.

We must retrieve the

Moonstone Locust at once

and save our friends.

I hope you have other

transportation.

I think I'm getting root rot.

Rushing cougar!

I promise, we shall

return you all to normal.

And if not, we'll be sure to

turn your topsoil once a month

and keep you insect-free.

Aah!

Bah!

Moonstone Locust!

I must stop it before

it can destroy me!

Here, my little flower.

You must show me to

the Shen Gong Wu, no?

What Shen Gong Wu?

Take me to the Shen Gong Wu

before I turn you

into plant food!

Yes, master.

Whatever you say, master.

You are such a wienie.

I never want to

speak to you again.

Maybe we should slow down.

Wouldn't wanna get a ticket.

There it is!

The Moonstone Locust.

Raimundo, get the Shen Gong Wu.

I will place a cover

over your backside.

I sure hope you mean

you got me covered.

Go on!

We'll catch up with you!

Aah!

Raimundo, it is all

up to you now!

Waaa!

Yeah!

No! No fair!

Yo, yo, you overgrown weed,

I challenge you to a

Xiaolin Showdown.

My Falcon's Eye for your

Thorn of thunderbolt.

I accept.

And I shall need a good barrier.

My Reversing Mirror against

your gills of Hamachi!

First one to find the

Moonstone Locust wins.

Let's go! Let's go!

Both: Xiaolin Showdown!

Both: Gong yi tan pai!

Falcon's Eye.

Come on, Rai.

You're a Xiaolin warrior,

and he's a weed!

Thorn of thunderbolt!

Gills of Hamachi!

Where did that fool go now?!

Reversing Mirror!

Come on, Rai.

Ha ha ha!

All: No!

Could someone move? I

can't see a thing.

Looks like, as they

say, game over!

Ha ha ha!

Thorn of thunderbolt!

Oh, it's over, all right.

Reversing Mirror!

No!

Sacre bleu!

Oh, yeah!

Now that's what I call

having a green thumb.

I will not allow a bug like you

to destroy all that

I have created.

I never could stand vegetables.

You guys are so arrogant.

Moonstone locusts!

Aah!

Aah!

Aaaah!

You could not have jacked

this worse if you tried.

Not true.

You're an even

bigger Jack than me.

C'est la vie, salad-breath.

A most excellent job, Raimundo.

I could not have

fought better myself.

Ok, I could.

I just did not want to

take away from your glory.

And I promise, Master Fung,

from now on, I will

practice extra discipline

and be more mindful

of my duties.

So, who's up for a

game of soccer?

Ha ha!