02x23 - Something Jermaine

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Man: Xiaolin Showdown.

All: Aah! All: Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Man: Xiaolin Showdown.

Hey, a pick-up game. I'm in!

No, Dojo. This is no game.

The young monks are about

to learn an exercise

that teaches humility.

Oh, I am the very

best at humility.

There is no one who

can fill my socks.

Shoes. Shoes.

The idea is to pass

the ball around

in perfect rhythm while working

not to show up any

fellow warrior.

Even Raimundo? That

will be most difficult.

Oh, I'll try not

to slow you down.

Try as you will, but you

cannot help yourself.

Take it away, if you can.

Ooh, too quick.

Too sneaky. Too bad.

Now that's got to

be my homey Omi.

Omi: Jermaine!

What up?

How come you didn't

give us a holler

you were coming?

I wanted to surprise you

and I have some big time news.

You brought me a present.

Oh, you shouldn't have.

Uh, that's good

because I didn't.

Peacock fanning feathers!

Well, I'll be a goat's nanny.

Is that true? Are you saying?

You got it right, kid.

This homeboy is now

a monk warrior.

This is most exciting.

I will teach you

everything I know.

Well, maybe not everything,

but as much as you can handle.

Thanks, Omi, but--

maybe one day with my guidance,

you, too, shall rise to become

an accomplished

apprentice like us.

Omi dog, slow down, man.

I've already moved

past apprentice.

I'm a Wu dai warrior.

That's fantastic!

Way to go, dude!

Wow, you've taken to Xiaolin

like a hog to mud.

So, that means you have moved up

to a higher level than me.

Uh, yeah. I guess so.

I am so happy for you.

My master told me I'm the fastest

learner he's ever taught,

and he thinks I'll make

dragon in record time.

Maybe I should show you around.

Sure thing.

I always wanted to

check out Omi's crib.

You hear that?

He thinks I sleep in a crib!

Tubbi, you know I've always felt

a certain evil

chemistry between us.

I might be talked

into taking you on.

Call me tubbimura.

Where is Wuya?

I don't know. I think she's

Off visiting her mother.

Ha ha ha!

I heard she dropped

you for Chase Young.

Then why did you ask?!

I wanted to see that look.

Ha ha ha!

Heh heh heh!

Oh, it's not fair.

I saw Chase first,

and now she's the one with him.

Life is not always fair

in the evil world.

Ugh! Tell me about it.

I don't even have any

working Jack-bots left.

All I have are

Jack-bot cut-outs.

So how do you expect to pay me

for my services?

I was thinking in trade?

I will take the heli-bot.

No! Not the heli-bot!

My grandmother gave it to

me when I turned evil.

Aah! It is mine now.

Nyah!

Jermaine: That's good.

Hyah! Hyah!

Hyah!

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

Hyah! Hyah!

Whoa, Omi, what'cha doing?

You appear to be having

trouble with your shadow,

so I am assisting you.

Uh, is anything wrong, man?

You've been kind of buggin'

ever since I got here.

No, I'm not buggin'!

I'm just so happy for you.

Dojo: News flash, kids!

A bona fide Wu sighting.

It's the manchurian musca.

Whoever possess it has the power

to turn into a teeny, tiny fly.

But I got to warn you,

it comes with a

craving for sugar.

Why would anyone want

to turn into a fly?

To snoop.

You know, "a fly on the wall."

If we hurry,

we can beat rush hour traffic.

Perhaps Jermaine would

like to join us

and watch me defeat evil.

Cool. You sure it's ok?

Oh, yes! It will give

you a chance to learn

by watching the very

best dragon in training.

I do that every morning

when I exercise in

front of the mirror.

Hyah! Hyah!

Whoa!

Jack Spicer, if you think

you can intimidate

Xiaolin warriors

with that beast, you

are sadly mistaken.

Muffin face?

He belongs to tubbi.

I have to walk her

twice a month.

Twice a day.

You are to clean my

place twice a month.

Here is the list of the

other things I want.

This is not the time or place

to negotiate our deal.

Now get to work.

Mantis Flip Coin!

Uhh!

I will now demonstrate how

a Xiaolin warrior gets

to the Shen Gong Wu first.

I got your back, kid.

Uhh!

Hyah!

Tangle Web Comb!

Sword of the Storm.

Aah!

Huh?

Orb of Tornami!

Hey!

Whoa-oh-oh!

Uhh!

Yes!

Score one for the bad guys.

Yo, Omi, you must be trippin'.

I am not taking a trip.

You hot dogging it cost

us a Shen Gong Wu.

Are you saying it is my fault?

I'm saying some poser may

need a refresher course

on how to be a Xiaolin warrior.

A refresher course?

I should be teaching

the refresher course!

Man, you got an ego bigger

than that dome of yours.

Nothing is bigger than my dome,

and I thank you to leave my dome

out of it!

Can you believe this guy, man?

Hey, there are 3 things I

learned not to talk about.

Religion, politics,

and Omi's head.

Hyah!

Boys and girls,

let me tell you a story about

these 2 dragon buddies

always seen together

like peas and carrots.

Is this story gonna

be long or short?

It'll take as long as it takes!

Long story.

Then one day, they

had this spat,

angry, wicked words

were exchanged,

words that could

never be taken back.

And when it was over,

these two friends would

never speak again.

It's funny,

but I don't even remember

what the fight was about.

Oh, wait.

Now I remember!

Chuck wanted to borrow my yo-yo.

My favorite yo-yo.

The treasured family yo-yo!

I politely told Chuck no,

but did he leave it at that?

No! He snuck into my room

and he took it anyway!

And then he lost it. Lost it!

Oh, he played dumb,

never said a word,

until one night I caught

him talking in his sleep,

the only time that scoundrel

could ever tell the truth!

I'm happy he's gone.

Good riddance to

you, yo-yo thief!

Ah, phooey!

Dojo, why'd you spit in my food?

Oh, sorry. Anyway

What was the point of my story?

That some friendships

aren't worth saving.

Oh, yes.

Yes.

No. No, that can't be right.

Young monks, perhaps

a little sparring

might be in order.

They're ready to rip

each other to shreds

and you want to arm them?

Often when 2 warriors

engage in battle,

the battle brings

them closer together.

Aah! Aah!

Spell eating dirt!

Kick and cancel!

Hyah! Hyah! Hyah! Hyah!

I'm not sure that the fighting

is bringing them together.

Repulse the monkey.

Repulse the monkey?

Aah!

Now as humble warriors,

I suggest you shake hands

and leave your troubles behind.

Jermaine, you are

not going to leave

without saying good-bye?

Something came up.

Anyway, I thought it was best

if I just jet on out of here.

Before you catch your plane,

where did you learn

repulse the monkey?

Just something my

master taught me.

Why?

No reason.

Manchurian musca!

What an evil-doer has to do

to stay in business.

"Beach wear, roller blades,

fuzzy pink slippers."

Ooh, sugar!

You have done well, young monk.

You're only one assignment away

from moving to the next level.

You will have then earned a

permanent place at my side.

Yo, I'm ready for anything

you can throw me, boss man.

I'm sure you are.

Your task is to capture

the next Shen Gong Wu,

the golden finger will

allow whoever possesses it

the power to freeze his

opponent momentarily.

But capturing the

golden finger will

be more difficult

than you think.

I don't get it.

You will when the time

comes, young monk.

Now go and prepare.

I don't get it, either.

Why is the golden

finger so important?

It isn't. What's important is,

who Jermaine will

fight to get it.

But how will you

know he'll be there

to fight him?

The messenger is

already on his way.

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha!

Enough.

Sorry.

Let's see

"Ukulele, skate

board, lava lamp."

Cheer up, sad dude.

I'm sure Jermaine

will get over it.

Yes, but I am not

sure if I will.

Aah!

Jack Spicer, you

no-good rustler.

What are you doing here?

N-n-nothing.

I was just in the neighborhood.

You are here to steal our Wu.

Prepare for an

unmerciful defeat.

No, I'm here to steal

your lava lamp.

Sounds like one evil boy genius

has hit some hard times.

Look, there's still

a lot of stuff

I got to get tubbimura.

Maybe we can agree to a

Trade.

What is it that you want?

Clay's cowboy hat.

Hey, no one touches my hat.

Well, I'm sitting on

some pretty juicy info.

It has to do with Jermaine

and it's not good.

I order you to spill your

internal organs right now!

What kind of sick

people are you?!

I think he means

spill your guts.

Huh? Ohh.

Jermaine is part of

Chase Young's crew.

I saw him with my own 100 eyes.

Huh?

I was a fly at the time.

What a load of hay.

Jermaine wouldn't do that.

He would if he did not

know Chase Young was evil.

Look!

It is the golden finger!

Aah!

Whoa!

Hyah!

Step off, Omi.

This Shen Gong Wu is mine.

Jermaine,

Chase Young has been using you.

He is on the side of evil!

Say what? Kimiko: Omi's right.

Chase is using you.

We wouldn't steer

you wrong, partner.

You'd say anything

to help cue ball.

That's right, Jermaine.

Block out their words.

You know what you must do.

Hyah!

Going somewhere?

No, but you are.

Judallet flip. Fire!

Typhoon boom. Wind!

Seismic kick. Earth!

Uhh!

Ohh!

Remember, no Wu,

no more walks for muffin face.

If anyone deserves the

golden finger, it's me.

Now you have gone too far.

Aah!

Aah! Aah!

Aaaaaaah.

I challenge you, Jermaine,

you, Jack Spicer,

and you tubbimura,

to a showdown Tsunami.

The game is battle

of the gladiators.

I wager my manchurian musca

against your Ruby of ramses.

I wager Shroud of Shadows.

Yo, I don't have

anything to wager.

Jermaine wagers the

Lasso Boa Boa.

Let's go!

Xiaolin Showdown!

Whoa!

Let the games begin!

Gong yi tan pai!

Nice kitty.

Pretty kitties.

Aah!

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Manchurian musca!

na na na-na na

uhh!

Shroud of Shadows!

Ruby of Ramses!

Aah! Uhh!

Lasso Boa Boa.

Whoa!

Aah!

Jermaine, you must stop.

If you win, Chase Young

will control you.

There will be no going back!

Omi, stop messing with my

head and just fight, man.

Chase wants us to fight.

This was his plan all along.

What is more evil

than turning 2 friends

against each other?

I think you did that.

Why couldn't you have

just been happy for me?

I was!

I was just not happy for me.

I may have been a

little jealous.

Oh, you think?

So why should I trust you now?

Because you are my friend.

Go ahead.

Defeat the young monk and

receive your reward.

Oh, this is so exciting!

You're not playing

with me, are you?

No, but I will if you want.

Oh, man.

I really have been

on the side of evil.

Whoo! Way to go, guys!

No!

You just can't quit!

They can and they

have, ghost hag.

Reckon we got ourselves a

Xiaolin Showdown draw.

No winner? What a rip-off!

You wouldn't see this

in the old days.

Oh, sorry.

Hey, I want my stuff back!

No, I will keep everything.

Think again, bubba.

I press enter

and doggy breath is a ufm.

Unidentified flying muffin face.

Aah! No!

Not my muffin face!

Ok! Ok!

I will return your stuff.

It appears that once again

you have underestimated

the forces of good.

What makes you think

things didn't turn out

exactly as I planned?

Because youLost?

No, Omi. You won.

You were the one I was testing

and you passed as I expected.

Man, that guy is wiggin' out.

I think as you say,

it is time to booger

on out of here.

Jermaine: I sure hope

you mean boogie.

I wish you would stay.

Master Fung says you would make

an excellent Xiaolin monk,

and so do I.

Thanks, Omi dog,

but I got some

thinking to do first.

I may take you up on

that offer, though.

Open seating on

the Dojo-0 train.

Perhaps when you return

you could teach me a few moves.

Teach you moves?

You don't seem to

be running a fever.

Of course I will repay

you many times over

by teaching you far

more valuable moves.

Ha ha ha!

Now that's the Omi dog I've

grown to know and love.

Yes, I believe we all have.