02x25 - Judging Omi

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Xiaolin Showdown.

Aah! Aah! Aah!

Xiaolin Showdown.

Young monks, I have an important

announcement to make.

Sound like end of

the world time.

On the contrary. I

have good news.

Hey, there's a first.

My bad.

It has been a year

since you rose

to apprentice warriors.

Now the time has arrived

that one will rise

to the next level

of wudai warrior.

Only one?

So, who's the lucky monk,

Grandmaster fung?

Sorry, sir.

I will tell you tomorrow,

but if you look deep inside,

you will already know.

I was hoping we'd

all rise together.

Oh, me, too.

That is why I will

work extra hard

teaching you,

until that day comes

when you, too,

are ready to become

wudai warriors.

Clay: Whoa, pardner.

And what makes you so sure

you're the chosen one?

Is it not obvious?

Who else is it going

to be, Raimundo?

Hee hee hee ha. Ha ha ha--

whew.

I am sorry.

I was not laughing at

you, but with you.

I'm not laughing.

Here's a wild thought.

Maybe it's me.

But you are a girl.

Omi: Aiii.

Kimiko: And your point?

Nothing. I like girls.

Unh!

Dojobot, with you now

guarding the temple,

our security system

will be impenetrable.

As always, your genius

is only exceeded

by your rugged good looks.

How's it goin' there,

little partner,

and even littler partner?

Heh heh!

It goes well.

So, uh, not to beat

around the tumbleweed,

uh, tell me, good buddy,

who did Master Fung pick?

Oh, Master Fung doesn't

tell me the big stuff.

I may be a magical dragon,

but I also got a

big, magical mouth.

But if it wasn't

me, and you knew,

you would give me a sign?

Yeah. I guess.

Thanks, partner.

I owe you.

For what?

Dojo

We've known each

other a long time,

so, is it me? Is it me?

Is it me?!

I don't know. Maybe.

Yes! I knew it!

Knew what?

Just between us, el

dude-o dragon-o,

am I the one?

Just give me a sign.

The one what?

Oh, yeah!

Thanks, buddy!

Dojo, what is going on?

There's been a big mistake.

They all think that

Master Fung shows them.

So you are saying it is not them

because it is me!

You have confirmed

what I already knew!

I can see why Master

Fung doesn't trust you

with a secret.

Heh heh, which--

did I mention that

you're so adorable?

We've got a category 5 Wu alert.

The Ying Yo-Yo just

revealed itself.

Master Fung: The Ying Yo-Yo is one

of the lesser-known Shen Gong Wu.

It acts as a portal to

the ying-Yang world--

a parallel universe

with laws of its own.

One must remain cautious.

Its powers are not

fully understood.

It's not that mysterious.

The docs on it are just missing.

A few pages were lost during the

great potato famine of the 1400s.

For a while, paper was

considered a potato substitute.

We must leave at once.

It will be good experience

for those who did not

make wudai warrior

to work with a wudai warrior.

I totally agree. Glad

you see it that way.

Sorry, kids, uh

But I've got a

sliver in my tail.

Ooh, way too dangerous to fly.

Then we will use other

transportation.

Shen Gong roo!

Kimiko: Do we have to

ride in the pouch?

All: Whoa! Whoooooa

The time has arrived

to launch my plan

for world domination.

Ooh, excellent!

So, what do we destroy first?

It's the monks that

have me concerned.

Especially one.

Not Omi again.

Omi, Omi, Omi!

It's always Omi!

One day Omi will grow

strong enough to defeat me.

If not delivered to the

side of darkness soon,

I will have no choice

but to destroy him.

All: Unh! Unh! Unh!

Raimundo: Oh, bad

idea having lunch

right before riding

in the Shen Gong roo.

Yeah. With each bounce it's like

eating the same meal all over again.

Mmm. Beans.

Shen Gong Wu dead ahead!

Jack Spicer has arrived!

Jack Spicer, prepare for

a Xiaolin butt kicking!

You kicked his butt last time.

I should kick his butt.

No, you always kick his butt.

It's my turn to kick his butt.

I can hardly remember the last

time I got to kick his butt.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Time out!

This talk is very

disrespectful to evil.

Especially in the face of

my newArmy of evil.

Jack Spicer, your

new army of evil

looks a lot like your

old army of evil.

Yeah, well, look

again, sweet pea.

Jack: We now have

evil club jackets.

Army of evil, attack!

Bleeeaaaaaaaa!

Fire!

Seismic kick!

Aah!

As the new wudai warrior,

it is up to me to

retrieve the Ying Yo-Yo.

Oh, I am sorry, but Dojo told me

I am the chosen one.

Dojo told me I was the one.

Me, too!

No wonder that

sneaky little lizard

wanted to stay behind.

Too bad! You snooze, you lose!

You can stick a fork in me

because I'm done, Baby!

Smell ya later! Ha ha ha ha!

Dojo, you have some

explaining to do.

Y-you wouldn't strike a

1,500-year-old dragon

w-w-with asthma.

Yes. Who will tell?

I'll get the sack.

Look, I insist.

I'll give back all of the cool

gifts you ever gave me

Except for maybe

the fruit basket.

That was delicious.

Hey, what happened?

I don't know, but I feel like

I just got thrown from a bronco,

then stomped on.

Did I miss something?

Oh, my gosh. Look! Dojobot,

are you all right?

I'm afraid I have a

cracked memory chip.

How did all of this happen

without us hearing anything?

We'd better check the vault.

Don't try to talk.

You need to rest your batteries.

Clay: Looks like none

of the Wu are missing.

I don't get it.

If whoever did this

wasn't after Wu,

then what?

Master Fung He's gone!

Yes, this is definitely

Master Fung's pooch.

I'd know that round

belly anywhere.

Kimiko: Where is Master Fung?

Dojo: I'm afraid,

mystically speaking,

he's left us for the

ying-Yang world.

This is the work of Jack Spicer.

He is the one with

the Ying Yo-Yo.

I don't know, partner.

How come no Shen

Gong Wu are missing?

Omi, you've used the fountain

of wi and the egoscope.

You know the secret

of destroying evil.

Maybe we can use

what you've learned

to help find Master Fung.

But I cannot do that.

Why in tarnation not?!

Because I gave Chase

Young my word.

Why would a Xiaolin monk

have to keep his word to an

evil villain like Chase?

Because apparently, unlike you,

I take my word as a Xiaolin

monk very seriously!

Honor is what separates

us from evil.

I reckon from now on we

should vote on what to do.

In case of a tie,

Dojo will decide.

Me?!

That's way too much

responsibility!

Look. The pressure is already

making my tongue swell.

Vote?! That is most ridiculous!

What do you think

this is, a delicacy?!

Changing Chopsticks!

Ehh!

Jack Spicer: All right, once we

launch our attack against the temple

and have all the Shen Gong Wu,

we will divide up the world

into an evil federation.

Vlad will get the countries

with the funny names

Heh heh, Vlad likes!

Toby mo will get the sushi bars

and the big & tall men's shops.

Toby mo: Excellent.

Aah!

And cyclops will get

theLandfills.

Where is cyclops?!

You one-eyed freak!

How many times do I

have to tell you

not to drink out of the toilet?!

Whoa-oo-oooa!

Gills of Hamachi!

Have to warn the others.

Omi, where have you been?

Where have you been?!

We must do something.

I'm afraid you're a little late.

What's the combination to

the vault, cow brains?

My lips are sealed, buddy.

Ticklebot, unseal those lips!

It's only a matter of time

before Jack finds

Clay's tickle spot,

and then he will have

all the Shen Gong Wu.

Color me paranoid, but I've got

a bad feeling about this.

Me, too.

But we have no choice.

Chase Young is the only one

who can help us

find Master Fung.

Yeah, but he's also the

prince of darkness,

and his diet includes

Cute, innocent dragons.

Mmm What smells so good?

Aah!

Never mind.

Chase Young,

I must talk to you.

You are here about Master Fung.

He's missing, and you must

travel to the ying-Yang world.

Yes. How did you know?

Let's say I have my sources.

I must find a way to get the

Ying Yo-Yo from Jack Spicer.

Of course. And I will help you.

I do not wish to

sound ungrateful,

but why?

Because Spicer's an insect,

and I enjoy squashing insects.

GrrrRoooahrr.

Remember, Omi,

there is always a place

for you here at my side.

I could never join

the dark forces.

Never say never.

The world is a complex place.

Sometimes our destiny

is determined

by events that are

out of our control.

Raimundo: I'm tired of laughing.

Jack Spicer!

I order you to

surrender at once!

Aw, of course I

will surrender

Bubblehead!

You have made a

very wise decision.

Man, you're about as

sharp as a butter knife.

Evil dream team, attack!

Top that!

Hey, where'd all the

cats come from?

Not that I care.

My evil warriors can take

your kittens any day.

Take a closer look at what

you call "the kittens."

Aah!

Savor the moment, young warrior.

This is what it's all about.

Army of warriors,

rip them to pieces!

Aah!

Reeeeeeow!

Aah!

Aaaaaah!

Aah! Aah!

Both: Chimp yanking chain!

Rooster frying eggs!

Dogs playing poker!

Heh heh heh heh

Clay: Thanks, Omi.

Raimundo: I'm glad

to see you again.

Aww

I would fight, but I'm

wearing my good clothes.

Aah!

Aah! Aaaaah! Ahh! Aah!

Aah! Ahh! Aah!

Omi, I believe this is what

you've been looking for.

Hey, why's he helping us?!

I will explain everything later,

but first we must

rescue Master Fung.

Whoa, whoa, whoa there, partner.

We don't know hooey about

this ying-Yang place.

I vote we talk to Dojo first.

I agree. We should think about

what we're getting into.

A true warrior acts first

and worries later.

Ying Yo-Yo!

Master Fung!

Master Fung!

Master Fung!

Whoa! Whoooooooa

Unh!

Master Fung, are you ok?

Master Fung?

Master Fung!

Don't worry. I will help you.

Ying Yo-Yo!

Omi, you did it!

Way to go, partner.

Hey, what's with

the fungmeister?

Looks like nobody's home.

He does this when he's cranky

and not in the mood to talk.

Anyway, Omi, it's sure

good to have you back.

But I am not back.

I am not coming back.

Come on, dude, if

this is about before,

we're really sorry.

When I tried to lead,

none of you would follow.

When I tried to talk,

none of you would listen.

Only one person stood by me,

believed in me, and trusted me.

That is where I choose to go.

You have made a wise

choice, young warrior.

At last, the prophecy

has been realized.

What's going on?!

Dojo: The end of the world!

1,000 years of darkness.

Now that you have

chosen the Heylin way,

I will rule the world

with you at my side.

This is so unfair.

That should be me

standing there.

Aw, always the bridesmaid,

never the bride.

I can't believe Omi has

fallen to the dark side.

Don't see how things

can get any worse.

Dojo: Maybe it's time to take

that well-deserved vacation.