03x11 - Hannibal's Revenge

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Xiaolin Showdown

Xiaolin Showdown

Whoa!

Wudai Neptune Ice!

Wudai Mars Fire!

Whoa!

It appears we are defeated.

Judolette Flip!

'And by a mere girl.'

Hey.

'And then I miniaturized

the Mind Reader Conch'

'and the Changing Chopsticks.'

And wired them to my PDA.

So you knew our every move

before we did.

'Isn't that kinda like havin'

a fistful of extra aces'

'at the poker table?'

I knew it!

She's a girl.

She had to be cheating.

Actually this very situation

is covered

in the Wu training manual.

Under, "Too bad, sucker."

What?

Let me see that manual.

Very ingenious.

This will bode well for you

when it comes time

to pick a leader.

I fear with the Heylin Eclipse

growing near

'great evil will soon follow.'

'Evil more powerful

than ever before.'

Yes. But I am growing

more powerful every day too.

You do not think

I could do this by accident.

If I can just

hack into that satellite

I'll be able to read

everyone's thoughts.

Changing Chopsticks.

Mind Reader Conch.

Eye Of Dashi.

boom

rizz rizz

Yes, I am in.

'Let's hear

what Dojo's thinking'.

I never should have got

into those cookies.

Oh, that hurts.

Life don't get

better than this.

I feel sad for those

who will never know

what it's like to be me.

Goal!

I rule.

Hey! Stay out of my head!

'I don't let anything

go on in there.'

And for the record,

Juggling livestock's harder

than it looks.

Sorry, guys. I-I didn't think

you would mind.

Kimiko, you must

learn discretion.

Nevertheless, sometimes

the lesson is in the journey.

You are quite wise, Master Fung.

You ever notice

how he never takes a side.

And that's why

I love the big galoot and..

Nice robe.

I'm sorry, but I was

only testing it on you guys.

It's for keeping an eye

on evil.

rizz rizz

What evil beauty!

Not bad for 1500 years old.

She was so much less annoying

as a disembodied floating head.

Impenetrable bull bubble-bots.

It's so simple.

Oof!

I truly am

the Evil Emperor Of Darkness.

There's nothing so comfy

as warm bottom feathers.

Way too much info.

Kids, big news!

Little green dude, you couldn't

have run more than six steps.

According to the Conch,

Dojo's sensing a new Wu.

Ants In The Pants.

What? Give me that scroll!

'"The Ants In The Pants Wu

releases a colony of ants"'

'that will make your opponent

scratch like a..'

A hound dog with front row seats

at a flea circus.

'It's a blast at parties'

But a pretty lame Wu

in battle, so

if we don't get it,

no biggie.

Looks like we got competition

already on their way.

Dojo, you think

you can fly?

Sorry, but I'm spent.

- Too many cookies.

- We gotta hurry.

'Silver Manta Ray!'

Where's that Wu?!

Bubble-bots! Attack!

rat-ta-tat-tat

boom

No, no.

sh**t through the holes.

huff huff huff

Well,way to mix it up, Spicer.

Usually we have to break a sweat

before we kick your sorry butt.

Oh, we're late again.

This sort of thing

never happened

when I didn't have a body.

The monks

have proven most lucky.

Or most clever.

Ying Yang, I have a job for you.

Whoo! Way to go, Kimiko!

You're like the prize mule

at the County fair.

Thanks.

But it's really this device

that deserves the credit.

Of course, I invented it.

No girl will become

leader before me.

I could have built

that machine.

Baby back ribs.

rizz rizz

My fellow warriors

there appears to be

a weak link amongst us.

It's Wuya.

She's not to be trusted.

'Once I rid myself

of that pesky clown-face'

'I'll have time to focus

on my true enemy.'

'Hannibal Bean.'

But for now,

we must remain patient

until the full eclipse

of the sun has passed.

During those minutes,

I will be weakened

and you will all slip

into a deep sleep.

Excellent evil work, Ying Yang.

Now, I know

what they know, and more.

Hurry, guys,

if we can get to Chase

before the eclipse ends

we'll be able to snag back

our Wu.

I must admit.

Your idea is most wondrous.

It should have been my idea!

Mine, mine, mine.

Oh, I wonder

if she's listening.

The Jack-o

is back-o in action!

Jack-o! We do not have time

to fight you.

We have true evil to battle.

Hey! It don't get

more evil than this.

Bubble-bots, attack!

Kaijin Charm! Shimo Staff!

Water!

Longhorn Taurus!

Big Bang Meteorang!

Earth!

boom

Crest Of The Condor!

Blade Of The Nebula!

Wind!

boom

Cat's Eye Draco!

Arrow Sparrow!

'Fire!'

boom

rattle rattle

We must remain patient

until the full eclipse

of the sun has passed.

'During those minutes

I will be weakened'

'and you will all slip

into a deep sleep.'

So, the mighty Chase Young

has a ch*nk in his armor.

Hey, sugar, how'd you like

to join forces?

Sounds absolutely evil.

And I know just

where Chase keeps his Wu.

Hah!

On the warranty it says

there im-impe-impenetrable.

You'd think they'd cover

some of this stuff.

Have you had enough?

Yeah, that should

about cover it.

I'll drop by

for the rest later.

Hey, something's

going on with Chase.

And Wuya and Hannibal!

I've waited a long time

for this.

Not so almighty,

are we today?

boom

And now, to finish him off!

I maybe weakened,

but I'm nothelpless!

We have no time.

We must get the Shen Gong Wu.

Hannibal must have hacked

into my system.

That's how he found out

about Chase's weakness.

Hannibal alone

is a potent threat.

But together with Wuya,

their evil forces could mean

the end of the world.

Where have I heard that before?

Oh, yeah, previously

on "Xiaolin Showdown".

I'm sorry, but I feel

somewhat responsible.

Somewhat?

You know, that is going to cost

you leadership points.

Yes, Master Fung.

The world has been placed

in grave danger.

And let us not

forget by whom.

'Look, the Heylin Eclipse

is at the strongest point.'

We've got to do something.

Okay, since we can't allow

Chase or Hannibal

to defeat the other..

What if we made sure

Jack were to win?

An excellent plan, Raimundo.

I will remember it

when it comes time

to pick a leader.

Now, I am losing points

to Raimundo!

And he was last

to make apprentice!

What do you want?

We are here to surrender.

Yes, you are indeed

a most powerful warrior.

We'd need years of training

and we'd still lose to you.

Well, I'm glad you've finally

come to your senses.

I would have given you

a thrashing.

Only Ikind of locked

myself inside.

Use your tiger powers

to bust out.

Tiger powers? Oh, right.

Tiger powers.

Doo-o!

Fist Of Tebigong.

Wow-wee! Did I do that?

I for one, am very impressed.

And it's not just us.

Listen to what

the others are thinking.

Do not underestimate

Jack Spicer.

Those bubble-bots are genius.

Spicer has taken his martial

art skills to a new level.

'Dojo, get out of the shot!'

He is truly evil

and cunning.

Yes! It is time

to make my move.

Dark Prince Jack-o

is back on top-o!

'The Cannon Blaster

acts like a cannon that blasts.'

'Anyway, the holder

can literally'

'turn into a human cannonball.'

I was wanting to turn

into a human cannonball.

Hey, you're already

halfway there.

Look! We got Wu dead ahead.

Hee-haw!

Where's that

no good hombre Spicer?

I can't tell.

He's either out of range

or just not thinking.

'I see you brought your kittens

to do your fightin'.'

And I see you brought

my house keeper to do yours.

Once you're defeated

you're welcome to join us.

Oh, not as equals,

but to do our bidding.

'You might as well give up.'

Your worst nightmare

is here.

You're not gonna take

your shoes off, are you?

Nah! Bubble-bots, attack!

rat-ta-tat-tat

boom

We have to make sure

Jack wins.

We'll wait until he gets

into trouble and needs our help.

zing zing zing

rizz rizz rizz

boom

I guess that would

be right about now.

Dojo, did you bring the Wu?

Oh.

Yeah, it's in here somewhere.

Oh.

Changing Chopsticks.

Golden Finger.

Ruby Of Ramses.

I'll see we've been practicing.

Ants In The Pants.

Time to rid the world

of this insect.

Kuzusu Atom.

boom

'Shroud Of Shadow.'

slam

Jack Spicer

has been c*ck cold.

Orb Of Tornami.

Dojo, did you bring the Treasure

Of The Blind Swordsman with you?

Oh, yeah. Right next to my

new home entertainment center.

Changing Chopsticks.

Treasure Of The Blind Swordsman

we summon your help.

I need you to turn me

into Jack.

But only temporarily.

Serpent's Tail.

Oh.

I challenge you

to a Xiaolin Showdown Trio.

I'll wager my Moby Morpher

against your Conch

and Chase's Serpent's Tail.

I will fight

without Shen Gong Wu.

The game is Last To Drop Wins.

Let's go Xiaolin Showdown.

Gong Yi Tanpai!

Moby Morpher.

whack whack

You can defeat them, Jack.

I'm sure of it.

Kimiko does not stand a chance.

Why are you rooting for Jack?

No reason.

just like to go

with the underdogs.

Mind Reader Conch.

I locked away that foolish

vegetable once

'I can do it again.'

You crossed the wrong bean

when you crossed

Hannibal Roy Bean!

Mind Reader Conch.

That Chase has girly hair

a real warrior

shaves his head, like me.

You could pour

fertilizer on that head

and nothing would grow!

Moby Morpher.

boom

wham

zap

Last To Drop Wins.

Hah!

Yes.

Yeah, you go, girl.. Boy.

Don't grow too comfortable.

Our paths will cross again.

You can count on it.

You surprised me, Spicer.

And I'm rarely surprised.

But never fooled.

By the way, love the perfume.

Call me sentimental

but I was pulling for you

all along.

Hit the road, you old witch.

Jack, this is the side of you

that I've never seen before.

And I like it.

Halloween's over

get me out of this.

zap

What happened?

You were most magnificent.

The way you defeated

Chase and Hannibal.

I-I did?

Yeah, yeah, now I remember.

The Evil Emperor Of Darkness

wins again.

I'm the best.

I'm triumphant.

And I'm very, very sleepy.

'Oh, get off. '

'Oof, smashing my head.'