03x12 - Time After Time

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Xiaolin Showdown

Xiaolin Showdown

'The Mikado Arm Shen Gong Wu

is a lesser know Wu'

'that gives

great upper body strength.'

I do not need

upper body strength.

But I know someone who does.

And what's that

supposed to mean?

Think carefully

before you answer.

I was speaking of Jack Spicer.

Meet Jack Spicer and his

ace squadron of bird-bots.

caw caw caw

Whoa!

Pretty authentic?

And the cawing?

It's a recording of me.

caw caw caw

That birdbrain Spicer's a menace

on the ground and in the sky.

Kids, remember a leader

will be chosen any day.

It's my job

to rate how each of you..

does.

Kaijin Charm! Shimo Staff!

Longhorn Taurus!

Big Bang Meteorang!

Cat's Eye Draco! Arrow Sparrow!

Crest of the Condor!

Blade of the Nebula!

Oh, yeah.

Yee-haw!

Whoo!

I have tens all around.

I suppose defeating Jack

in the most colorful manner

is the tie-breaker.

No. No, you can't.

What kind of people are you?

You should have seen me.

I even impressed myself.

And I'm not

so easily impressed.

Not only did we

bring back the Mikado Arm

I even brought you

one of Jack's shoes.

That's nothing.

I got Jack's belt.

I can beat that. Jack's hair.

Well, I can place shame

on all of you.

Jack's undies.

There is still one last test

before a leader is selected.

You will each go on a quest,

but this time

you will choose your own quest.

I am very good at quests.

Almost as good

as everything else.

You can rely on Dojo

who will at your beck and call.

So? What else is new?

As a reward for his service

I was thinking of letting him

trim my toenails.

Alright!

I'm in! Yeah! Baby!

Finding the biggest hairball

is a noble quest

but I know I can do better.

Maybe I should creep around

and check on the others.

Manchurian Musca.

I've got to find out

what quest the others

are planning.

Shroud of Shadows.

Wait,

I feel an idea coming.

Oh, false alarm.

I wonder what luck

the others are having.

Changing Chopsticks.

Oh, man.

Coming up with a quest

is harder than the quest.

Time to do some snooping.

Golden Tiger Claws.

buzz buzz buzz

Oh, someone's coming.

Someone's coming.

Oh, someone's coming.

Golden Tiger Claws.

Perhaps, next time

you will knock.

I may be a magical dragon,

but I still have a job to do.

pew pew pew

I never wanna see

Master Fung's feet again.

Did you ever see anything..

like those toenails?

Well, only on something

in a circus.

Perhaps, this is punishment

for our most shameful behavior.

I will never sleep again!

screech screech screech

'Chase? Wuya?'

I know what you're thinking.

We still have issues

but we've patched up

our differences for now.

You might say

we're staying together

for the sake of evil.

Jungle cats,

entertain our friends.

'Oh, boy.'

Looks like they got

a nice chunk of our Wu.

And just when I got my

Dui Dojo system organized.

Once again, Chase Young has

proven a most worthy opponent.

You know,

if it weren't for Chase

we'd be so much

further along

in our fight

against evil.

I believe I may have found

the perfect quest.

I will go back in time

and stop Hannibal Bean

from turning Chase Young

to the dark side.

Gotta say,

when you take on a quest

you sure don't think small.

All that stands in my way

is how to do it.

I need the Sands of Time.

But it was hidden

in the future by old me.

I got it.

Travel to the future

and get the Sands of Time.

You mean, turn myself

into an Omicicle?

Exactly. Just freeze yourself

and wait 80 years.

You might wanna bring along

a good book.

Dojo, your idea

is most brilliant.

Even though it was my

most brilliant idea first

I say kudis all around.

I will set the oven timer

for the year 2085

and use the Eye of Dashi

to defrost me.

Omi?

If you wish to come,

then you must do as I say.

You can carry

the Shen Gong Wu.

Oh, this is no way to treat

a mystical Dragon.

Changing Chopsticks.

Keep them in a safe place.

Got it covered, boss.

Well, time to get the movie

on to the street.

I'm guessing,

show on the road.

'Orb of Tornami. Ice.'

ding

'Eye of Dashi.'

Aw, that was the most refreshing

80-year nap I ever took.

We must find old Omi right away.

I cannot wait

to see myself again.

I am sure

I have not changed a bit.

Is it me or has

the neighborhood gone south?

It appears certain fellow monks

have not kept up

with their chores.

Master Fung will be

most upset about this.

Look.

Someone left the door

to the vault open.

What door?

All of the Shen Gong Wu

are gone.

I do not understand.

This is not the future

I had expected.

Lay down your arms

and surrender at once.

My arms will remain attached to

my shoulders where they belong.

Shimo Staff!

pew pew pew

Those bots

will think three times

before fooling with me.

I wouldn't count on it.

boom boom boom

pew pew pew

Close one.

pew pew

boom

pew pew pew

Shimo Staff!

clang

screech

pew pew pew

Jack Spicer has his own prison?

He should be in prison.

ting ting

Kimiko? Raimundo? Clay?

What? I can't hear

or see so well.

Come closer.

Omi?

Well, I'll be a one-legged bull

at a square dance.

It is Omi.

What happened to you?

I was going to ask you

the same thing.

I remember, 80 years ago,

just before Master Fung

picked a leader,

you and Dojo disappeared.

I did not disappear.

I froze myself.

So I could travel into

the future and talk to old Omi.

Where is old Omi?

There is no old Omi,

you dope.

I don't think

you fully grasped

the time-space continuum,

partner.

See, when you froze yourself

there was no Omi

left behind to grow old.

Oh. Perhaps I did not

think things through.

No, that's my porridge,

you poop.

My porridge,

you little..

Just give me that

or else I'm gonna have to--

We must find a way to escape.

What Shen Gong Wu do you have?

Let me see..

- None.

- None?

What have you been doing

the last 80 years

while I was asleep? Sleeping?

When Jack took over

the temple years ago

he took all of the Wu

and locked us up.

'That's how he became

evil Jack Spicer'

'Emperor of Darkness.'

Oh. How could this

have happened?

Which one of you

was made leader?

I-I think it was me.

I guess I didn't do

a very good job. Sorry.

Dagnabbit!

No, it is not your fault.

It is I who ruined the future

by not being there to make it.

You four come with me.

Where are you taking us?

To the Coliseum show.

I suppose a show

will be most entertaining.

We're not watching a show,

you bowling-ball head.

We are the show.

crunch crunch crunch

'There's nothing

like watching lions'

do what they do best

to make an old evil emperor

feel, evil.

We have a special treat

for our featured event

later tonight.

The Spicer Tigers

versus an oldie but goodie

back again

for the very last time.

How about a big evil welcome

for Omi!

Cheeseball?

I always wondered

what happened to him.

Sir, it was very nice

making your acquaintance.

We must do it again sometime.

But next time,

I shall make the tea.

Master Fung?

Opi? Is that you?

Where have you been?

It is Omi.

And it is a very long story.

I am afraid I may have

ruined the future.

Oh, it's okay, Opi.

I'm much too feeble

to understand anything.

But I do know this.

The future

can always be changed.

If you can get the Sands of Time

from Jack Spicer.

Every now and then,

the old dude still

spits out

a few words of wisdom.

But mostly he just spits.

Hey, boys and..

Oh, very, very old people.

Dojo, how did you get away?

I used the Shroud of Shadows

to give the bots the slip.

I thought you might

need a little help.

Changing Chopsticks.

creak

I know you, you're Mojo.

That's Dojo.

With the mojo, you know?

Poopy bear?

And your puppy eyes?

You, old timer, you're up.

Guys, this is the chance

we've been waiting for.

I say we break into the palace

and take back the Sands of Time.

Oh, we're not exactly

the lean mean fighting machines

we once were.

First, you were never lean,

and second, we're still

Xiaolin warriors,

we fought together once

and we can do it again.

It's up to us now.

The Shroud of Shadows.

We must hurry before

we are discovered missing.

So the rumors were true.

A blast from the past.

A sight for evil eyes.

Hannibal? Wuya? Chase Young?

I'm pleased to see you

after all these years, Omi.

I always knew our paths

would cross again.

Our paths will cross again

but this time

much, much sooner.

Kimiko, take the Denshi Bunny

and turn yourself

into electricity,

then travel through the wires

until you find the room

where Jack keeps his Wu.

I'll use the Conch

to track your location.

What's that?

Oh, never mind.

I'll look around to see

where Jack keeps his Wu.

Denshi Bunny.

'Intruder alert.'

When will you monks learn?

No one can defeat

the Evil Emperor of Darkness.

Guard-bots, attack!

Mikado Arm!

boom

boom

Cannon Blaster.

'Whoo-hoo!'

Fist of Tebigong!

'Third-Arm Sash!'

Intruder alert, intruder alert.

Denshi Rodent.

Oh, no, Denshi Bunny.

crackle

I'm here. Now what? Hello?

Kimiko found it. We gotta go.

Fire! Fire!

I got an idea. Grab on to me.

Cannon Blaster.

boom boom boom

Stop or you will be destroyed.

Orb of Tornami. Ice!

Stop or you will be..

One, two, three.

Jack's still lame.

Omi, catch.

Fire! Fire! Fire!

Hey.

Omi! Use the Sands of Time!

Make sure this never happens!

Go!

'Sands of Time!'

boom

No-o-o!

Come on, kid.

Remember what Master Fung said.

"The future

can always be changed."

And look.

We made it back 1500 years.

- We can still make it right.

- We must.

Master Dashi?

Master Monk Guan?

Chase Young?

Wow!

'Hai-yah!'