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Good, the Bad, and Huckleberry Hound, The (1988)

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Good, the Bad, and Huckleberry Hound, The (1988)

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The year was 1849, when a voice cried out

from America's Wild West.

Gold! Gold! Gold!

'I found gold!'

And so, began the gold rush

and the race to Californei.

The horses have reached the starting gate.

The flag is up.

And they're off.

The pioneers headed West to stake their claims.

And among these prospectors, was a lone rebel

a mysterious, steely-eyed and silent-type stranger.

♪ Oh my darlin' ♪

♪ Oh my darlin' ♪

♪ Oh my darlin'

Clementine ♪

Eh, excuse me. Uh, pardon me.

Yes?

Uh, who are you?

Well, I'm that mysterious,

steely-eyed, silent-type

stranger you was talkin' about.

Namely, Huckleberry Hound.

Heading West to pan for gold?

Heck, no! I'm goin' to settle

down on a quaint country farm

and raise goats and pigs.

And maybe a little ruckus

on Saturday night. Heh-heh.

And so as our hero journeyed West

he ran into countless obstacles.

Like treacherous mountain cliffs.

Steaming and sizzling hot deserts.

Mmm, this here steamin'

and sizzlin' hot apple pie

is mighty tasty.

Not desserts, deserts.

Shotguns, must've been one of them

tricky type mirages.

He battled the blazing western sun.

I sure could use a sip of water

right about now.

The rampaging and racing rivers.

Me and my big mouth.

And the worst obstacle yet, the Californei freeways.

But these natural hazards were a piece of cake compared to..

The Dalton g*ng.

Duh, I'm Dinky.

I'm Pinky.

I'm Finky.

And I'm Stinky.

We is the Dalton g*ng.

Oh, Dalton brothers, say "Cheese!"

Cheese!

Yes, the Dalton g*ng.

Wanted dead or un-alive.

The crime spree of the Daltons became legendary.

They'd rob anything from anyone

anywhere, anytime and any place.

Anyhow, the Daltons were the most despicable, low-down

nasty, cheatin', thievin', rotten-to-the-core polecats.

What was that, bigmouth?

Uh, I-I said, uh, uh, the Daltons were just

the nicest group of fellers you'd ever want to meet.

And cute, too.

Well, that's more like it.

But the long arm of the law

finally caught up with Stinky Dalton.

Whoa!

The Two Bit City court

is now in session.

'The right honorable Judge

Tumbleweed Flopner presiding.'

Mr. Stinky, you've been charged

with as*ault, train robbery

cattle rustling and worst of all

forgetting Mother's Day.

Gee, I'm sorry.

Now you must pay

for your crimes.

Ladies and gentlemen

of the jury

what is your verdict?

♪ Guilty guilty ♪

♪ Mr. Stinky's guilty ♪

Mr. Stinky,

I sentence you to 90 years

in the state penitentiary.

Make that, uh, 90 days

in the county jail.

Alright then,

how about 90 minutes

in your room with no television?

No television?

Forget it, pal.

I'll take the 90 days.

While Stinky pouted in jail, his brothers waited patiently

in the peaceful little town of Two Bit Californei.

Welcome, my friends, to Two Bit.

Yours truly, Mayor Hokey Wolf

at your service.

Just one word of advice, folks.

Steer clear of the Daltons.

They'll steal the shirts

right of your back.

Not to mention your pants.

And into this peaceful little town

came our mysterious steely-eyed and silent-type stranger.

Well, now, faithful horsie

what have we here?

'This appears to be a perfect spot'

to settle down and raise goats and pigs.

Hmm, Two Bit Californei.

But unfortunately, there seems

to be a pickpocket on the loose.

And so, plucky Huckleberry Hound

began his quest to recover

his faithful horse and fancy saddle.

Not to mention,

my spiffy western duds.

Uh, excuse me,

Mr. Mysterious, Steely-Eyed

and Silent-Type Stranger sir.

Perhaps, you can spare

a lip-smackin' snack.

Some left over left-overs.

Or even a delicious dessert for

a poor hungry woodland creature.

Namely, me, Yogi bear

who is stranded

in this dusty, western town.

What about me, Yogi?

And maybe a tidbit or two for

my pint-sized sidekick, Boo Boo.

Sorry, fellas,

I'm plum out of vittles.

No vittles?

What do we do, Boo Boo?

I'm too young to diet.

Gee, Yogi, maybe we should

go back to Jellystone Park.

Jellystone Park?

I couldn't take it anymore.

All the tourists there

would say, "Look at the bears!

Look at the bears!

Look at the bears!"

Shee!

Relax, Yogi,

there isn't a tourist

within a hundred miles of here!

Look at the bears!

Look at the bears!

Look at the bears!

Look at the bears!

Look at the bears!

Look at the bears!

Look at the bears!

Ugh! I can't take it anymore.

Now, that was sort of

a bizarre interlude, wasn't it?

Meanwhile, after a long day of being ornery no-good critters

the Daltons pulled up at Rusty Nail Saloon.

Dinky, tie up the horses.

Duh, okay.

Oh, so boys, how would you all

like to hear

Rusty Nails warble up

a pretty little ditty?

Ooh, hit it, Snagglepuss.

I'd be delighted. Overjoyed.

Underjoyed, even.

♪ Anything can happen

at Rusty Nails Saloon ♪

♪ Dinky Dalton Calipton

ridin' on a broom ♪

♪ Over a big ten gallon hat ♪

♪ The other hat oh far ♪

♪ He filled it

full up to the brim ♪

♪ Some dripped on the floor ♪

♪ The broom got mad

wheeled around ♪

♪ With his one big hoof ♪

♪ Gave that cowboy such a kick ♪

♪ He went right

through the roof already ♪

♪ But cowboy went in orbit ♪

♪ Clear up to the moon ♪

♪ Yes anything can happen ♪

♪ At Rusty Nails Saloon ♪

♪ Yes anything can happen ♪

♪ At Rusty Nails ♪

♪ Saloon ♪

♪ Anything can happen

and it just about did ♪

- I'm Finky!

- I'm Pinky!

I'm Dinky.

We is the Dalton g*ng.

Minus our big brother, Stinky,

who's in the calaboose.

And I'm Red Eye, the bartender.

What's your poison, gents?

Rattlesnake juice on the rocks.

Duh, tarantula spritzer, please.

I'll have a Shirley Temple.

With two cherries.

Uh, c-comin' right up, boys.

Bottoms up, boys.

gulp slurp

boom

Yeah! Just like ma used to make.

gulp

boom

This is yummy! I want more!

slurp

boom

Ooh. The bubbles tickle my nose.

I'm not thirsty anymore,

but now I'm bored.

I wanna have some fun.

Duh, yeah.

How about some dancin'?

Preferably, ballet.

Oh, Snagglepuss, some dancin'

for our honored guests.

Watch closely as my feet

never my legs.

I said, ballet!

Heavens to Murgatroyd!

Everybody's a critic.

Exit stage, outta here.

In double-time even.

While the Daltons were having their fun

Huckleberry Hound arrived on the scene.

Maybe I'll find them villains

in this here saloon.

Seems like a mighty

friendly place.

Shuckins! They even take

your hat at the door.

Oh, hello there, big boy.

What can Rusty Nails do for you?

My palate is a bit parched

and I'd like

a shot of root beer.

But unfortunately

all I got to pay for it with

is this here gold nugget.

Duh, look at the size

of that guy's gold nugget.

Eh, too bad he's

such a rotten dresser.

I want a gold nugget too.

Well, I got a plan on how's

we can get us that nugget.

Duh, greetings, stranger.

How's about

a friendly game of poker?

Sorry, friend,

but I never gamble.

Of course,

there's always a first time.

Cut the deck, Dinky.

This'll be a one hand,

a five card start.

Winner take all.

Includin' your gold nugget,

stranger.

Hmm, these boys look familiar.

Of course, they does.

Them is the armed critters

who stole your faithful horsie

and your fancy saddle.

Not to mention,

your spiffy western duds.

That's right!

Maybe I can win back

what rightfully belongs to me

in this here game of poker.

Yeah, 'fraid not, stranger.

I win with four aces. Ha ha.

Not so fast.

I got five aces. I win.

Hold it, hold it.

I win. I've got six aces.

All I got

is a pair of threesies.

But I couldn't resist gettin'

in on this comedy pie gag.

And besides, I do believe

you boys are cheatin'.

Cheatin'?

Nobody accuses the Daltons of cheatin'.

And lives to tell about it.

Duh, looks like

we is gonna have us a fight.

This mysterious steely-eyed

and silent-type stranger biz

is becoming a real pain.

Ladies and gentlemen

it's time for the main event.

In this corner,

weighing a combined 862 pounds

'the Dalton brothers!'

And in this corner,

weighing 78 pounds

after a large meal

with two desserts

the steely-eyed

and silent-type stranger.

He forgot the part

about me being mysterious.

Oh, the prizes for tonight's

victor include a faithful horsie

and a fancy saddle.

Oh, not to mention

some spiffy western duds.

Huh! That there is my stuff.

Let the massacree begin!

You folks out there

that are a mite squeamish

had best hide your eyes.

This could get ugly.

bam

As the battle between Huck and the Daltons raged on

the townsfolk were on the edge of their seats with excitement.

I just love watching fights

from a ring-side seat.

And, so night fell on the

peaceful little town of Two Bit.

The fight's finally ended,

two minutes into round 705.

One, two, three, four, five,

six, seven, eight, nine, ten!

The winner Huckleberry Hound.

I couldn't have done it

without the help

of my little old

good luck charm, Betsy.

Meet Betsy.

We lost! I hate losing.

Well, I got back my faithful

horsie and fancy saddle.

Not to mention,

my spiffy western duds.

Now, it's high time I deposited

this here gold nugget

in the bank.

Hee-yah!

In the bank, huh?

Yeah, if there's

anything we like

better than fightin',

it's robbing banks.

We'll teach him that nobody

messes with the Daltons.

Especially if that nobody

is a rotten dresser.

So Huckleberry Hound headed across town

to deposit his gold nugget in the Two Bit National Bank.

Here, it's business as usual for..

Bank president,

Quick Draw McGraw.

And his faithful sideskicks,

Baba Looey.

Well, Baba boy, our spankin'

brand new fangled

burglar alarm system

is ready for a dry run

trial test.

I don't think it's going to

work, Quicks Draw.

Now, hold on there, Baba Looeys.

I'll do the thinnin' around here

and don't you forget it.

That Quicks Draw,

what a hambone.

Now, you play the bad guy type

villain, Baba Looey.

You know, I double dog

dare ya to rob this bank.

Whatever you say, Quicks Draw.

Stick 'em up.

Now, watch careful, Ike

as I cleverly pull

this here lever

thus activating the burglar type

alarm system.

bam

This thing must weigh a ton.

And it's a squinch

out of tune to boot.

I think there are still

some bugs in the system.

And some

in Quicks Draw's head too.

♪ Oh my darlin' ♪

♪ Oh my darlin' ♪

♪ Oh my darlin' Clementine ♪

Howdy y'all.

Howdy, mysterious, steely-eyed

and silent-type stranger.

What can we do you for, today?

I've come to deposit

this here gold nugget.

Congratulations!

In our ten years of service

You're our very first customer.

Which entitles you to receive

one of these complimentary

gift-type presents.

First, a brand new fountain pen.

complete with ink.

Hmm, blue. My favorite color.

Or you might choose

this lovely calendar

picturising the Grand Tetons.

Whoops, this here

is my calendar.

Or this wonderful toaster.

The greatest invention

since sliced bread.

Hmm, pumpernickel.

My favorite.

Or instead,

you could choose this

'brand new Conestoga wagon.'

And last but not least,

you and a guest could travel

in first-class comfort

on a cruise around the world.

with Captain Peter Potamus.

Tahiti, here we come.

Well, stranger,

which selection do you select?

Take the car!

Hmm, it's a tough choice.

But pretty much got my heart set

on that there pen.

Just wanted to make sure

it still works.

Rest assured, your gold nugget

is safe and sound with us.

bang

- Stick em' up!

- Yeah, this is a bank heist.

That is,

unless we have a bank heist.

Duh, give us all your gold!

Never! The gold is safely locked

away inside this here safe.

To which, I shall never

divulge the combonation.

Thirty-four to the left,

six to the right

twenty-seven to the left.

Psst, Baba Looey..

activate the new fangled burglar

alarm type system.

And pronto.

You're the boss, Quicks Draw.

Ha-ha-ha.

Now, you Daltons are about to

learn that crime does not..

Anybody have aspirin?

Gee, sorry about that,

Mr. Mysterious, Steely-Eyed

and Silent-type Stranger sir.

No problem.

At least they didn't steal

my free complimentary-type pen.

That's what you think.

Nyah nyah.

Oh, now I'm really mad.

Duh, we better get outta here.

Yeah, I don't wanna get caught.

Yeah, besides, it's time

for my bubble bath.

Yee-haw!

Them fellers won't be laughin'

once I report this

to the local authorities.

Excuse me,Senor Mysterious,

you mean the sheriff?

That's right. Would you fellers

mind takin' me to see him?

Whatever you say.

Well, there's the sheriff.

'Course, he ain't much

in a chattin' mood.

The Daltons took care of that.

You could say he's been

buried in his work.

Baba Looey, your sense of humor

is for the buzzards.

Well, somebody's gotta bring

them Daltons to justice.

And I'm just

the mysterious, steely-eyed

and silent-type stranger

to do it.

Meanwhile, in the county jail, Stinky was planning an escape

that would go un-noticed.

boom

Perfect! No one will

ever know I broke out.

'We interrupt our program to

bring you this special report.'

Stinky Dolton

has just escaped from jail.

Roving reporter,

Magilla Gorilla is on the scene

'with his live report.

Magilla?'

And now, jail guard,

Mr. Peebles, will tell us

exactly what happened.

Mr. Peebles?

You don't say.

You don't say!

He don't say!

You heard it here first, folks.

A complete and detailed report

on the Stinky Dalton breakout.

Thank you, Magilla.

A word of warning

to all you Two Bit citizens.

Stinky Dolton is armed

and dangerous.

He's also a low-down, no-good,

ugly polecat.

Oh-h, though he does have

his good points.

That's better.

And, so ends our special report.

You forgot one thing, news boy.

What was that?

I'll be heading to Two Bit

to do some real damage.

Right after these important

messages, so stay tuned.

Without realizing that their brother Stinky

had escaped from jail

the Daltons discussed their next devious plan

in their secret hideout.

Duh, what do you say

we blast the saloon?

No, I say we blast

the railroad station.

What do you say, Pinky?

I say we change this wallpaper.

It clashes with the curtains.

But first, we gotta get rid

of that Yuckleberry Hound.

Duh, he's a real troublemaker.

Not only that,

he's a rotten dresser.

Duh, our big brother Stinky

would know what to do

with Huckleberry.

'Too bad

he's locked up in jail.'

But I escaped

and I'll be join' up

with you boys in no time.

At the Two Bit City Hall, the weekly town meeting

was just getting started.

What about those Daltons?

Alright, you goofballs,

quiet down, will ya?

Order! Order!

I-I'll take a ham and cheese,

if you please.

Hold the mayo, Mr. Mayor.

Make mine a tuna melt,

Red Eye.

And hop to it, hurry up.

Go, go, go.

Sure thing, Mayor Hokey.

Now, about those Daltons.

Mayor Hokey! Mayor Hokey!

While I was gettin'

the sandwiches

this important message come in

at the telegraph office.

What's it say?

It says, "Beep beep beep dot dot

dot dot dot beep beep beep."

Oh, boy, everybody

is a comedian.

Red, you knucklehead,

read it in English.

Okie dokie, Mayor Hokey.

"Stinky Dolton has

done busted out of jail.

'And he's arrivin' here tomorrow

on the noon train."'

Oh, this is awful,

this is terrible.

You're tellin' me? My sandwich

is drippin' with mayo.

It also says that Stinky

is gonna go gunnin'

for the sheriff.

Then what's the problem?

Two Bit doesn't have a sheriff.

And if there's no sheriff, he's

gonna go gunnin' for the mayor.

Now we have a problem.

I hope you find a sheriff.

But where will we ever find

anybody that stupid?

Hi, y'all!

Bingo!

I just stopped by to tell y'all

I'm plum fed-up of them Daltons.

You said a mouthful.

And to solve all our problems

I, Mayor Hokey, nominate you,

Huckleberry Hound, for sheriff.

But I don't wanna be sheriff.

I just want a quaint

country farm

where I can raise

goats and pigs.

'Nonsense, nonsense!'

All those in favor, say "Aye."

Aye!

All those who oppose, say "Nay."

Neigh!

It is now my pleasure

to pin this badge

on the new sheriff of Two Bit.

Sheriff Huckleberry, would you

care to make a statement?

Yes, always wear a shirt

when somebody pins a badge

on your chest.

Huckleberry Hound's first job as sheriff

was to clean up the town.

I don't do windows.

Meanwhile, the Dalton Brothers continued their crime spree.

Horse stealing.

Holding up stagecoaches.

Stick 'em up!

Robbing trains.

Duh, I always wanted

my own choo-choo.

Woo-woo.

And worst of all, littering.

Litterbugs?

Now, they've gone too far.

Ah, this candy bar

is delicious.

Ew, mine's got coconut.

I hate coconut!

I'm allergic to chocolate.

It's m*rder on my complexion.

But I just can't resist.

I'm puttin' you in jail

for contributin'

to the untidiness of Two Bit.

Sheriff, no one's ever

put us in jail.

And lived to tell about it.

Don't force me to get tough.

Just come along

peaceful like, please.

Duh, toodle-oo, sheriff.

Uh, roger, Mission Control. All systems are go.

Three, two, one, ignition.

We have lift-off.

Perhaps I should've said

"Purty-please."

I guess we took care

of that icky Huckleburger Hound.

'He won't be bothering us

no more.'

That's what they think.

I'll outfox 'em

with my fancy ropin'.

Huh?

Here's my brain power

versus their muscle power.

And the brains win out every time.

boom

Make that almost every time.

Daltons, give up. I got you

covered with this here cannon.

And we got you covered

with our cannon, sheriff.

And I got your cannon

re-covered with my cannon.

We see your cannon

and raise you a bigger cannon.

This little baby ought to put

an end to it, once and for all.

Surrender or I'll be forced

to use heavy a*tillery.

What is your answer?

boom

I take that to mean "No?"

crash

That Sheriff Knuckleberry will

never take us Daltons to jail.

Duh, h*-h*-h*!

He's right, you know.

So instead, I brung the jail

to them Daltons.

So, thanks to the bravery of Sheriff Huck

three of the Daltons were behind bars.

But the fourth Dalton, Stinky

was on his way to Two Bit.

You got that right,

Mr. Narrator.

And I got me a b*llet

with the sheriff's name on it.

Meanwhile, in Two Bit, the townsfolk threw a party

for their new hero, Huckleberry Hound.

♪ For he's a jolly

good sheriff ♪

♪ For he's a jolly

good sheriff ♪

♪ For he's a jolly

good sheriff ♪

♪ Who Stinky

is going to smash ♪

♪ Who Stinky is going to smash ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Who Stinky is going to smash ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ For he's a jolly good sheriff ♪

♪ Who Stinky is gonna smash ♪

Of course, my friends here

might beat Stinky to the punch.

crash

Punch bowl, that is.

Before the final showdown

we have some lovely

parting gifts

for the soon-to-be departed

sheriff.

First, this lovely redwood box

with padded-silk ling.

Ooh! Ahh!

Mm, mighty comfortable.

Plenty of headroom, too.

And from the Two Bit's

National Bank

this lovely,

personalized headstone.

Oops!

I am touched..

bam

...in more ways than one.

Ouch.

And now, the man of the hour,

who has only a few hours left..

Huckleberry Hound.

Speak! Speak!

First off, I'd like to

personally thank

each and every one of you

for all these lovely gifts.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

'Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.'

Thank you. Thank you.

And in conclusion, thank you.

And listen, y'all.

Remember,

evil shall prevail in Two Bit

unless we all stand together.

Therefore, all you folks

who'd like to help me

fight Mr. Stinky Dalton,

please step forward.

Well, what do you know?

Looks like there'll be

a few less people

on my Christmas card list

this year.

With noon fast approaching

time was running out for Sheriff Huck.

Hmm, 11:30.

I'll give them townsfolks

one last chance

to join my cause.

I'll start by askin'

my closest and bestest pal

in the whole wide world,

Yogi Bear.

I've never seen this guy

before in my life.

But, Yogi,

I need a few good men.

That leaves us bears out. I'd

rather lunch than take a punch.

That goes ditto for me.

Hmm, looks like I'm in

the market for a new closest

and bestest pal

in the whole wide world.

Hokey, I hope you'll be standin'

by me in my hour of need.

Don't worry your

pretty little head, Huck.

I've got you covered,

completely protected.

- I knew I could count on you.

- That's right.

I've signed you up for a million

dollar life insurance policy.

With yours truly, Hokey Wolf,

as sole beneficiary.

Sign here, please.

I'd sign it too

exceptin' that them Daltons

stole my free

complimentary-type pen.

No problem,

I'll sign it for you.

I mean, what are friends for?

I'm beginnin'

to wonder that myself.

Well, I know

I can depend on Snagglepuss.

Anybody here seen Snagglepuss?

pew

Hi there, tall, dark and blue.

New in town?

Is it just me

or do all women out West

appear to a mite ugly.

Flattery will

get you everywhere.

Ooch!

Beggin' your pardon, ma'am.

But have a seen

a mangy, flea-bitten

floor rug

named Snagglepuss?

You're no Robert Redford

yourself, buster.

Oh, that Snagglepuss.

He's about to leave town.

Exit, to the powder room

to take a powder.

Stage right.

I'm no Einstein, but I do

believe that was the Snagglepuss

to whom I was referrin'.

Last on my list are

Quick Draw and Baba Looey.

I hope they don't let me down.

Can I count on you two fellers

to be me deputies?

Wo would love to help you,

Senor Huckleberries.

But, unfortunate like

we both just opened

spankin' new accounts.

And for our complimentary gifts,

we have chosen

the free trip around the world.

Tahiti-i, here we comes.

Aloha!

But them folks don't realize

is that you can't run away

from your problem.

All alone, Sheriff Huck returned to his office

to await the arrival of Stinky Dalton.

'Time's runnin' out,

Huckleboobie.'

Our brother's comin' in

on the noon train.

Duh, yeah! And he's gonna turn

you into Swiss cheese.

cuckoo cuckoo cuckoo

Phew! That's a relief.

For a minute there, I thought

that noon train

was gonna be late.

No wonder

they call this place Two Bit.

What ta-ta?

Out of my way, lady.

I'm Stinky Dalton.

And I'm gonna eliminate

me a sheriff.

As Stinky stepped off the noon train

he had only one thought in mind.

It's over for Huckleberry Hound.

Huh?

Sorry, Stinky, but there's no

fire arms allowed here

in Two Bit.

These six shooters

are dangerous.

So don't forget, kids,

never play with g*ns.

Someone could get hurt.

Now, Mr. Stinky..

I want you to write

one hundred times

"I will never play with g*ns."

'I will never play with g*ns.'

'I will never play with g*ns.'

I will never play with g*ns.

But he didn't say nothin' about

playin' with TNT.

I'm gonna blow Two Bit

into itty-bitty bits.

Well, I guess that taught

Stinky Dalton a lesson.

I wonder who that could be.

'Oh, flower delivery.'

A peace offering

for Sheriff Huck

from Stinky Dalton.

It appears Mr. Stinky

has turned over a new leaf.

Thank you, kindly.

Excuse me,

Mr. Flower Delivery Man, sir

I seem to be..

A-a-choo!

Allergic

to these here flowers.

But thanks anyway.

clatter clatter clatter

screech

plop

Phew!

boom

You know, if my free

complimentary-type pen

hadn't been stolen, I'd write

Mr. Stinky a thank you note.

Once more, I wonder who

is that tat-tattin' on my door.

'A singing telegram

for Sheriff Huck.'

♪ Happy birthday Sheriff Huck ♪

♪ Wishing you

lots and lots of luck ♪

♪ With love from

Stinky Dalton ♪

I'm all choked up.

Specially, since it

ain't even my birthday.

slam

thud

Excuse me, Mr. Deliver Boy

but I have to return this cake

'cause my name is misspelt.

slam

slam

boom

Dear, Mr. Stinky..

Here's a note to thank you

for the purty presents.

Please forgive

my writing in crayon

but my free complimentary-type

pen was stolen by your brothers.

'h*, h*, h*!'

I do believe

that sounds like Santi Claus.

h*, h*, h*.

'Merry Christmas, Huck.'

Hmm. July.

Have you noticed how Christmas

just gets earlier every year?

You've been such a good,

little, mysterious

steely-eyed

and silent-type stranger

that I brung ya

an extra special present.

So long, ma boy.

h*, h*, h*!

You know, Santi's awful sweet.

Also, however there are many

less fortunate children

more deserving

of this present than I.

- Oh, Santi!

- 'What do you want?'

Please give this gift

to someone more needy.

boom

Looks like I'm gonna need help

puttin' that

pain-in-the-neck sheriff

out of commission.

Oh, I know.

I'll break my brothers

out of jail.

Then all of us will stop

that hound dog's blue hide.

Ah, but first,

I better figure out a way

to land without gettin'..

...plastered, duh!

'I hate this place.'

What we need is a shovel

to dig us out of here.

Duh, what we need

is some dynamite

to blow us outta here.

What we need is a maid.

This place is a mess.

Stop your belly achin', boys.

You has to pay your debt

to society.

Once we get outta here,

we'll pay you

with a lump

on the head, Hucklepoo.

That's Sheriff Hucklepoo to you.

This place is becomin'

a regular knock-knock joke.

I'm Grandma Dalton.

And I came to visit with

my sweet little grandsons.

Why, who could say no to such a

petite young thing as yourself?

Come right in.

Look, fellas, it's Stinky.

Uh-uh, I mean..

our sweet, dear grandma.

I baked a nice angel's

fruit cake

for you little devils.

Just a second, granny.

I better inspect out

their tasty treat.

Just in case, you by chance,

baked a file into it.

Oh, sheriff, how could you

think such a thing?

You can't be too careful around

desperate criminals, ma'am.

chomp chomp chomp

With Sheriff Huck on the job

nobody's gonna pull a fast one.

chomp chomp chomp

Well, there's no file

in this here cake.

Oh, I must be on my way, boys.

Ta-ta!

Bye-bye, grandma.

Hold it. Hold it!

You can't get away

with this, Daltons.

Uh, get away with what, sheriff?

Having your granny

bring you a cake

and not kissin' her goodbye.

Well, that's, uh,

quite alright, sheriff.

No, I insist.

Now, pucker up.

Mwah

Ah-ha, blech, blech.

Kinda touchin', ain't it?

Don't worry a bit, ma'am.

Your grandsons will be outta

jail in another 99 years.

Or even sooner, sheriff.

Uh, toodle-oo.

What a nice, old lady.

Too bad she's got

such rotten granny sons.

If them there holes

are any indication

them rotten granny sons

has just escaped.

Oh, sheriff!

I got one last present for ya.

Five hundred head of cattle

with free delivery.

rumble rumble rumble

This calls

for some fast thinkin'.

rumble rumble rumble

Nyah nyah! I guess we showed

Sheriff Yuckle Huckle

who's boss.

Duh, we squished him

like an itty-bitty beetle bug.

That's what he gets for being

such a rotten dresser.

And look, Stinky..

We still got Skunkleberry's

gold nugget.

Uh, not to mention, his free

complimentary-type pen.

With that pesky sheriff

out of the way

we'll win the West.

Hee-haw!

Little do the Daltons realize

that while them cattle

was tramplin' my office

I ducked down

into the rumpus room

for a quick game of pool.

But now, it's time to catch up

with them outlaws.

And to assist me,

I will need my faithful horsie.

Oh, faithful horsie.

I will chase them Daltons

to the end of the earth.

And not rest until

they are brung to justice.

Even if it means being

a tad late for supper tonight.

By the time we're finished

we'll own the entire US of A.

Well, bust my bridges.

I can't believe it.

It's that mysterious,

steely-eyed

et cetera, et cetera.

There's nothing

like an exciting chase

to keep you on the edge

of your saddle.

Oh, I hate him.

He gives the chilly-willies.

That blue hound dog's

nothin' but trouble.

Let's lose him.

Hee-haw!

vroom

Whoa! Not that fast!

That's better.

That ought to do it.

He'll never catch up

with us now.

Excuse me,

but you boys are going

a squinch over the speed limit

and I'm gonna have

to give y'all a ticket.

Well, boys, we won't be seeing

that pesky sheriff no more.

Tickets, tickets please.

You fellas got tickets

to ride this here train?

What?

splash

Well, boys, he'll never

find us down here.

You wanna bet on that?

What?

This here chase just gets

more exciting by the minute.

- Uh, where in the heck are we?

- Who cares?

Just so's we gave

that no-good sheriff

the slip, once andfor all.

So nice of you to drop in.

Phew!

What a relief.

For a second there,

we thought you

was gonna be that pesky sheriff.

Fooled you, didn't I?

Hold it!

What are we afraid of?

There's four of us

and just one of him.

We've got him outnumbered.

Yeah!

You know, I was hoping they'd

never figure that one out.

'Let's get him!'

Looks like I am gonna be a tad

late for supper, after all.

Prepare for launch!

You know, this here rocket ride

could postpone

my buying that

goat and pig farm.

Start the countdown!

Duh, ten, nine, eight..

Perhaps my faithful horsie,

can come to the rescue.

'...seven, eleven, twenty-nine..'

Duh, what comes after 29?

- Six.

- Oh, yeah.

Six, five, twelve..

'...four, ninety-nine,

six, eleven..'

'...three, two, one.'

Blast off!

Yeah.

That mysterious steely-eyed

and silent-type stranger

won't be bothering us no more.

Looks like my faithful horsie

is gonna be too late.

boom

'So long, Huck!'

For those of you just joining us

our story began in 1849 with a cry..

Gold!

...and everybody headed West.

'Out West,

us outlaws was in charge.'

I'm Finky.

I'm Pinky.

- I'm Dinky.

- And I'm Stinky.

We is the Golden g*ng!

But Stinky Dalton was arrested..

Ninety days.

...and thrown in jail.

I was framed.

Meanwhile, Finky, Dinky and Pinky went to..

Two Bit Californei.

Mayor Hokey presiding.

Not to mention freezing.

Boob and I,

we're in town to chow down.

Well, everyone else was..

Having fun

at Rusty Nail Saloon.

Especially them Daltons.

And in the town came..

A mysterious, steely-eyed

and silent-type stranger.

I'm gonna cash in

this here gold nugget

buy me a quaint country farm

and raise goats and pigs.

But Finky won the gold nugget

fair and square

in a game of Crazy Ace.

'I've got six aces.'

But Huck accused the Daltons of..

- Cheatin'.

- Cheatin'?

A fight ensued, with Huck declared the winner.

Meet Betsy.

Later, Huck deposited his nugget

in the Two Bit National Bank.

But we stole that nugget!

Along with Huckleberry's

free complimentary-type pen.

Sound the alarm.

"At that very moment,

Stinky Dalton--

"Escaped from jail

and headed toward Two Bit..

Where he's gonna go

gunnin' for the mayor."

Unless we have a sheriff.

Hi, y'all.

Howdy, sheriff?

Huck started cleaning up the town..

I do not do windows.

...while the Daltons' crime spree took an ugly turn.

Litterbugs.

Now they've gone too far.

Huck asked the Daltons to..

Give yourselves up.

I'll take that to mean "No."

But finally, that sheriff

threw us into pokey.

So us townsfolk celebrated

the capture of the Daltons.

♪ For he's

a jolly good sheriff ♪

♪ Who Stinky is gonna smash ♪

And showered me

with lovely parting gifts.

thud

Meanwhile..

I was heading to town

to eliminate that sheriff.

But I knew I could count

on my dearest and closest

friends for help.

Then again, maybe not.

Stinky arrived on the noon train..

To give that sheriff

some bang-up presents.

boom

Duh, but then our big brother..

Helped us escape.

After which we cattle

trampled Huck's office.

But I survived

and I pursued them Daltons.

But we bushwhacked

that pesky sheriff.

'Took him to Cape Dalton'

'And blasted him

in outer space.'

'We now continue'

'with the good, the bad'

'and the late, great'

'Huckleberry Hound!'

With that pesky sheriff

out of the way

nobody's gonna stop

our dastardly deeds.

Like horse thieving.

And stagecoach robbin'.

Duh, and holdin' up trains.

We're rich, rich, rich!

Duh, the richest outlaws

in all the West.

And soon we'll be the richest

outlaws in all the world!

♪ Gold gold gold ♪

♪ Gold gold gold ♪

♪ All we ever talk

about is gold ♪

♪ We wear it on our fingers

on our arms ♪

♪ And around our necks ♪

♪ We're the richest

outlaws in the world ♪

♪ By half ♪

♪ Gold gold gold ♪

♪ Gold gold gold ♪

♪ All we ever think

about is gold ♪

♪ Our teeth are gold

our hair is gold ♪

♪ We even cry gold tears ♪

♪ We're so filled up

full of gold ♪

♪ They comin' out our ears ♪

♪ Our swimming pool

is full of gold ♪

♪ We're rich just like I said ♪

♪ But diving off

that springboard is sure ♪

♪ Hard on the head ♪

thud

♪ Gold gold gold ♪

♪ Gold gold gold ♪

♪ All we ever

want more of is gold ♪

♪ We know we are not needy ♪

♪ And we do not

think we're greedy ♪

♪ But we want lots more gold ♪

♪ Gold gold gold ♪

♪ Gold gold gold ♪

♪ We want lots more gold ♪

- 'First things first.'

- Huh?

It's high time we changed

the name of this Two Bit Town.

Duh, yeah, to Dinkyville.

thud

No! Pinkyville.

No way! Finkyville.

I say it's Stinkyville.

But we compromised

and changed the name to..

'Daltonville!'

Tahiti sure was a nice place

for a vacation getaway.

But be it ever so humble

there's no place

like home, sweet home.

You bet.

It's great to be back

in good old..

...Daltonville?

What gives?

It must be a misprint.

This may qualify for an episode

of "The Twilight Zone."

'Finky Dalton's Saloon?'

'Dinky Dalton's National Bank?'

'Pinky Dalton's barber shop

and boutique?'

'Stinky Dalton's the mayor?'

'I demand a recount.'

And he's the sheriff too.

Looks like bad luck.

I wonder what happened to Huck.

We sent him to the moon.

'And you quitters

are trespassin' on Dalton turf.'

B-b-but this here is our town.

No, it ain't, horse face.

This is our town now.

And we don't want you

furry types around here no more.

So, we're giving you

a one-way ticket out of town.

First class, I hope.

That's a fine "How do you do."

Kicked out of our own town.

'I guess we only

have ourselves to blame.'

'How right you are.'

Huck asked for our help

to beat the Daltons

but we turned him down.

PoorSenor Huckleberries.

Looks like we'll never see

that mysterious, steely-eyed

and silent-type stranger again.

Where are you off to,

Desert Flower?

For a walk through

the valley, father.

I won't be long.

W-where am I?

Why, I-I must be in heaven.

Why do you say that,

mysterious bluehombre?

'Cause you

are a beautiful angel.

I am much obliged

for your kindness

Miss, uh, um..

They call me Desert Flower.

Your name's almost

as pretty as your face.

And what is your name,

mysterious blue hombre?

My name?

Why, uh, it's, um, uh..

Shuckins, I, I can't rember.

Then I shall call you

the Mysterious Blue Hombre..

...with Amnesia.

Well, I best be moseying along.

No, you must rest.

And I will tend to you

until you are well.

Oh, well, in that case

I kinda hope

I never get better.

slurp

clink

splash

splash

That stranger has been

here long enough.

It's time he moved on.

Oh, I think Desert Flower

would disagree.

What are you saying?

'Can't you see?

They're in love.'

But he's not...one of us.

He is blue.

Love has no color

to Desert Flower.

She sees not with her eyes,

but with her heart.

And I will not permit

her heart to be broken.

Desert Flower, there's somethin'

heavy on my mind.

What is it, Mysterious

Blue Hombre With Amnesia?

Well, uh, um..

...it-it's kinda hard

to put into words.

But maybe this here song

will explain how I feel.

♪ By the light ♪

♪ Of the silvery moon ♪

♪ I want to swoon ♪

♪ Oh with my honey

I'll croon love's tune ♪

♪ Honey moon ♪

♪ Keep on shinin' in June ♪

♪ Ba-ba-ba boom ♪

♪ Your silvery beams

will bring love dreams ♪

♪ We'll be cuddlin' soon ♪

♪ By the silvery moon ♪

♪ Your silvery beams

will bring love dreams ♪

♪ We'll be cuddlin' soon ♪

♪ Ba-ba-ba boom ♪

♪ By the silvery moon ♪

In other words, Desert Flower

um, will you marry me?

Oh, Mysterious Blue Hombre

With Amnesia

of course I will.

That is, if my father

will allow it.

Absolutely not!

You cannot marry

this Blue Hombre.

Why, you don't even

know his name.

He doesn't even know his name.

On account of, I have amnesia,

Mr. Chief, sir.

Hah!

But I love him, father

and he loves me.

Sure is shootin',

Mr. Chief, sir.

My answer is still no.

Desert Flower, you cannot

marry outside the tribe.

Of course, if the Blue Hombre

wanted to join the tribe..

No!

I'll do it.

Anything to win

your daughter's hand.

Very well then.

Tomorrow morning we shall start

the initiation test.

Oh, this is awful.

What's wrong, Desert Flower?

No one has ever survived

the initiation test.

May be so, but there's

got to be a first time.

To join our tribe, the Blue

Hombre must pass two tests.

First, a test of intelligence.

I knew, I should've

done my homework.

And second,

a test of strength.

I was the run at the litter

but you got nothin'

to worry about.

Failure at either of

these tests means

a long walk off a short cliff.

Now you can start worryin'.

It's time for the Wild West's

favorite quiz show.

"Stump the Blue Hombre."

And now, here's your host,

Laughing Donkey.

Hey, thank you.

You're beautiful.

I see we have some

bunch of buffalo in the crowd.

Let's give 'em a hand.

Now, let's meet

our three contestants.

'Educated Elk,

Scientific Skunk'

'and the Blue Hombre.'

Thank you,

thank you.

Our first question

for one hundred points.

'What did Columbus say

when he discovered America?'

'Blue Hombre?'

Golly, I'm lost on this one.

'That's right,

for one hundred points!'

Hmm, lucky guess.

Our next question.

'What did the pilgrims say

when they tasted the turkey'

'at the first Thanksgiving?'

'Blue Hombre?'

Hmm, that's tough.

'Correct,

for another hundred points.'

I don't believe it.

Let's see him answer this!

And now,

our final bonus question

for three hundred points.

'What did Benjamin Franklin

say when he discovered a crack'

'in the Liberty Bell?'

'Blue Hombre?'

You know, I do believe

this here thingamajig is busted.

'Absolutely correct!'

Which makes the Blue Hombre,

our big winner!

You might have survived

this challenge

but you shall fail

the test of strength.

And now, the second test.

The Blue Hombre shall wrestle

our fellow tribesman

Chuckling Chipmunk.

Sounds like a

rat-friendly feller to me.

I give you

Chuckling Chipmunk.

Let the match begin.

Been nice knowin' you,

Desert Flower.

It's a pleasure to meet you,

Chuckling Chipmunk.

crash

Apparently,

the feelin' ain't mutual.

Looks like I'm gonna

have to use some strategy.

Pretty clever of me, ain't it?

clang clang clang

He didn't hurt me a teensy bit.

crash

Well, maybe

one teensy-weensy bit.

Ain't that cute?

Little old toy tow-truck.

I might admit,

that laugh of his

is startin' to get

on my nerves.

Chuckling Chipmunk,

I must warn you that

I am an expert

at hand-to-hand..

clang

...combat.

I win.

And you lose, Blue Hombre

which means you're finished.

Oh, no.

Help!

Desert Flower!

Help! Help!

- Daughter!

- My baby!

Don't worry, folks,

I'll save her.

whee

splash

Help! H-help!

'Help! Help!'

vroom

Help! Help!

'Help! Help!'

Anytime you need a hand,

Desert Flower, just holler.

Although, you failed

the initiation test

you have proven your love

for my daughter.

It goes with the territory

of being a mysterious

Blue Hombre, Mr. Chief, sir.

Just call me dad.

Uh-uh, uh, you mean..

That's right, son,

you have my present

to marry Desert Flower.

Dearly beloved,

we are gathered here to join

'Desert Flower and the

Blue Hombre in holy matrimony.'

If anyone has any reason

that these two should not be wed

speak now or

forever hold your peace.

Stop the weddin'!

Huh?

At last, I found you.

I've been searchin'

everywhere for you, Huck.

Huck? Who's Huck?

Why, you're Huck.

Huckleberry Hound.

Don't you remember?

Shazaam, he's right,

that's me.

It's all coming back now.

And you're my faithful horsie.

Exactly.

But I didn't know

you could talk.

How come you never said

nothin' before?

Everything's been okay uptill now.

But the Daltons

have taken over Two Bit.

The Daltons?

Why, them's the outlaws

that stole my free complimentary-type pen.

It's time I taught

those boys a lesson.

But, Blue Hombre,

what about our wedding?

Desert Flower, I have some

unfinished business to attend to

will you wait for me?

Why, as long as it takes,

my Blue Hombre.

Mush.

Hi-h*, faithful horsie, away.

Huck, could you please stop

callin' me "Faithful horsie?"

-'Why is that?'

- Because my name is Bob.

Huck, you're gonna need

some help to stop them Daltons.

Too bad my pals in Two Bit

are too chicken to pitch in.

You're pals ain't in

Two Bit no more.

The Daltons booted 'em out.

Where'd they go to,

faithful horsie?

Uh-uh, I mean, Bob.

It's a sad story,

I'm afraid.

'They really hit the skins.'

Step right up, ladies and gents,

for Hokey's Wild West Circus.

The greatest show

to ever hit town.

I just hope the town

doesn't hit back.

Poor Hokey seems down

on his luck.

Quick Draw and Baba Looey

aren't much better.

Giddy up, you dumb horse.

Yeah, move it,

you dopey donkey.

Wooh, my achin' sacroiliac.

Si, Quick Draw, I only wish

these children would thin down.

Now, hold on there.

I'll do the thinnin'

around here, Baba Looey

and don't you forget it.

Sort of pathetic,

ain't it?

Well, wait till you

check out the center ring.

How demoralizing!

An audience of one?

And my luck,

the kid's get a great arm.

Exit, with egg on my face,

stage left.

This is downright depressing.

Shee, they really work us

at this circus.

I don't know how

it could be worser.

Look at the bears,

look at the bears.

Now I know.

We better get out of here, Yogi.

I'm with you, Boo Boo,

let's skidoo.

Your pals have

hit rock bottom.

You're right, Bob

but maybe I can show them

how to dig their selves out.

'How much cash money type profit

did we make today, Hokey?'

Profit? Are you kidding?

Our dissatisfied customers

demanded double their

money back.

None of this would've happened

if we'd stayed in Two Bit.

And thought them no-good

ornery Daltons a lesson.

Hello, what's this?

A letter, a mail delivery,

no less.

"To whomsoever it may concern.

"Miss your hometown of Two Bit?

Want to win it back?

"Come on, come all to a once-in-

a-lifetime secret-type meeting.

"Midnight tonight.

"At Last Chance Ravine.

Act now, uh, don't delay.

Signed, the Blue Hombre."

And who pray tell

is the Blue Hombre, anyhoo?

I have nary an idea

but I vote we go for this

once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

I'm with you, Quick Draw.

That Blue Hombre sure picked a

creepy place to hold a meeting.

I just wish

he'd show his face

so we could get out

of this place.

Heavens of hallucinations!

What was that?

Look, Quick Draw.

'It's the ghost

of Huckleberry Hound.'

Leave us exit,

stage out of here.

Hold on, folks,

Huckleberry Hound is no ghost.

I am alive and well.

Then what's with

the spooky get-up?

I just wanted to see

if I could fool you.

It's all part of my plan

to teach them Daltons a lesson.

'Once before, I asked you

for help and you left me dyin'.'

I'm gonna ask you one more time.

Do it for yourselves, do it for

your friends, do it for Two Bit.

But how do we infiltrate

Daltonville?

With a little help

from some old pals

Rusty Nails and Red Eye.

And Huck's faithful horsie, Bob.

Well, boys, what do you say?

- We say, all for one..

- One for all..

'And everybody for Two Bit.'

'Hurray!'

♪ Stinky Dalton is a guy

who can't be beat ♪

♪ He's stinkier than

anyone you meet ♪

♪ Don't come in to his casino ♪

♪ He's a low-down

no-good meano ♪

♪ Stinky Dalton

is a dirty rotten sheep ♪

That's my favorite tune..

poof

...and that's

my favorite drink.

Why, I'm the meanest,

rotten-est dude in all the West.

Oh,contre, Mr. Stink

there's one dude who's even

meaner and rotten-er than you.

But that can't be.

I'm afraid so, boss.

Just take a look at this here

movie clip and see for yourself.

'Hit the lights, Rusty.'

'He came from out of the past.'

boom

'His goal, to punish the law

breakers for their evil deeds.'

'Those who are guilty, beware!'

'You're about to meet

the meanest, rotten-est dude'

'on the face of the earth.'

'And he is not alive.'

'He's the ghost

of Huckleberry Hound.'

It's that icky Yuckleberry.

Duh, I thought we gave him

a rocket ride to the moon.

We did and now he's come back

as a gh-gh-ghost.

Pipe down, you guys,

it's only a movie.

Besides, there ain't

no such things as ghosts.

'Yes, there is.'

'It's the ghost

of Huckleberry Hound'

'and he's arriving

in Daltonville'

'by tonight's midnight train.'

But there ain't

no midnight train.

'The midnight ghost train.'

'Be afraid. Be very afraid.'

♪ Going down the lines

of wickedy-trickedy track ♪

♪ A ghostly train was rolling

on the little track ♪

♪ A mysterious steely-eyed

and silent-type ♪

♪ Is coming back ♪

♪ Boogie woogie ♪

♪ Boogie woogie ♪

♪ You thought he died ♪

♪ Boogie woogie ♪

♪ Boogie woogie ♪

♪ No place to hide ♪

♪ Boogie woogie ♪

♪ Boogie woogie ♪

♪ He's coming to catch you ♪

♪ Boogie woogie ♪

♪ Boogie woogie ♪

♪ Boogie woogie ♪

♪ Boogie woogie ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ A spirit has risen up

from the ground ♪

♪ No way to stop him

he's Two Bit bound ♪

♪ The creepy crawler

icky-yackey hak hak hak ♪

♪ Huckleberry Hound ♪

♪ Boogie woogie ♪

♪ Boogie woogie ♪

♪ You thought he died ♪

♪ Boogie woogie ♪

♪ Boogie woogie ♪

♪ No place to hide ♪

♪ Boogie woogie ♪

♪ Boogie woogie ♪

♪ He's coming to catch you ♪

♪ Boogie woogie

Boogie woogie ♪

♪ Boogie woogie

Boogie woogie ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Boogie woogie ♪

♪ Boogie woogie ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

Well, crew,

according to the time table

the Daltons should be seein' our

spooky movie right about now.

I just hope

the ghost-train routine

gives 'em the creepy crawlies.

We'll find out soon enough.

Here comes our choo-choo, now.

All aboard for Daltonville.

'Hurray!'

You alright, Huck?

Sure thing, Bob.

Just thinkin' about

somebody special.

Be patient, father,

he said he'd come back.

I'll give him another half-hour,

and that's it.

Uh, 11:59.

One more minute till

the gh-gh-ghost train arrives.

And that means

the end of the D-Daltons.

Uh, no, it don't.

'Cause, I'm gonna blow up

that Huckleberry's ghost.

Uh, but, y-you can't

blow the ghost.

'Cause they're already dead.

It's midnight.

'There, the ghost train,

i-it's coming.'

Please, Stinky, let's leave town

while we still can.

Please, please, please,

please, please.

Ah, quit your bawlin',

you cry babies.

You just leave the ghost

of Huckleberry Hound to me.

h*-owdy, Daltons?

It's him! It's, it's, it's--

The ghost

of Huckleberry h*-ound.

I don't believe in ghosts.

B-b-but in your case,

I, I'll make an exception.

This smoke ought

to give 'em a scare.

Our apologies to

Smokey the Bear. Hee-yay.

These blinding light bulbs

are a bright idea, Quick Draw.

You said it, Baba Looey.

Come on, you two, I want chills

running up their spine.

What do you want?

I'm gonna haunt you

for the rest of your lives.

No, no, uh, anything but that.

Well then, maybe we can

make a deal.

A deal? Wha-wha-whatever

you want, just name it.

Handover the gold nugget

you Daltons stole from me.

Here, Stinky,

just give it to him.

One g-gold nugget,

Mr. G-Ghost, sir.

Much obliged.

So, everything's

hunky-dory now, huh?

I mean,

w-we're even-steven, right?

Not on your life, Stinky.

I got one more demand.

Anything, anything at all.

You will pay your debt to

society and go directly to jail.

Jail?

No ghost can make us Daltons

go to jail.

Maybe not.

But we can.

Let's get out of here!

Run for your life!

vroom

Them Daltons can run,

but they can't hide.

You said it, Quick Draw.

vroom

Let's head to our

secret hideout, boys.

They'll never find us here.

That's what he thinks.

We've been had!

In more ways than one.

You see, I'm still alive.

What?

thud

On behalf of the people

of Californei

I wanna thank you for

finally capturing the Daltons.

My pleasure, Mr. Governor

but I couldn't have done it

without the help of my friends.

Excuse me, Mr. Huck,

can I have your autograph?

Why, sure, little feller.

Oh, Daltons.

What do you want now?

My free complimentary-type pen,

if you please?

Duh, rat, he rembered.

There you go, little feller.

Now, do you know what the moral

of this here story is?

Always take that trip to Tahiti

instead of the free pen?

Well, that's true.

But also, crime does not pay.

splat

Looks like our troubles

are over, g*ng.

Let's head on home to Two Bit.

I'm afraid that's one trip

I'm gonna have to miss.

What do you mean,Senor Huck?

Yeah, where're you goin'?

I got me a weddin'

to attend, my own.

You fellers take care now.

Giddy up, Bob.

♪ Your silvery beams

will bring love dreams ♪

♪ We'll be cuddlin' soon ♪

♪ By the silvery moon ♪

♪ Ba-ba-ba moon ♪

And so, after thwarting

the dastardly Daltons

our heroes went their separate ways.

Snagglepuss set out for Broadway

and became the toast of the town.

Alas, poor Yogi,

I knew him well.

Quick Draw became the new sheriff of Two Bit

with Baba Looey as his faithful deputy.

Another peaceful-type day

in the Old West.

Mayor Hokey opened the first used

covered-wagon dealership.

Hiya, friends, Hokey Wolf here.

And have I got

a bargain for you!

Along with Boo Boo,

Yogi Bear returned to Jellystone Park

where he'd go for picnic baskets

and proved himself to be..

Smarter than the average bear.

Look at the bears,

look at the bears.

Shee.

As for Huck, he married Desert Flower.

- I do.

- I do.

mwah

And the two love birds settled down

on a quaint country farm.

Where they raised

goats and pigs.

And a family.

And we all lived

happily ever after.