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01x01 - La Misión

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Yosi, the Regretful Spy". Aired: 29 April 2022 – 27 October 2023.*
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Follows José Pérez, an intelligence agent of the Argentine Federal Police, who is assigned to infiltrate a Jewish community, to gather information about the "Andinia Plan", which seeks to establish a Jewish state in Patagonia.

01x01 - La Misión

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Although this story

is inspired by real events,

the characters and events are fictional.

Any similarities are unintentional.

17TH OF MARCH

2:45 PM

Go over there. Go, go!

What happened, man?

We can see the broken glass on the ground

from buildings near the Israeli embassy,

most of them are located

along Arroyo Street.

There are stretchers everywhere.

This is terrible.

EMERGENCY GROUP

It is evidently an expl*si*n

of epic proportions.

This building was practically destroyed.

People are on the floor, mutilated.

Silence!

Please! Over here.

We must call the fire brigade.

Come over here.

Over here, over here! Help!

Help!

Help!

15 YEARS LATER

Bless you, Lord, our God,

who has sanctified us

with His Precepts

and has ordered us to put on tefillin.

Daniel Cruz,

DA's office number five.

You're hard to find.

I had to visit

every single inn on the route.

That is to record our chat.

The DA requested it.

-Sit there.

-Excuse me.

I prefer the smaller tape recorders.

They're more reliable.

With these, you never know

where our conversation was recorded.

There.

Tell me.

What protections do I have?

What the DA told you.

Security for you and your loved ones.

The DA was not clear.

What's the scope of mine?

The scope you wish.

The DA needs to know

your story in more detail,

so that he can believe you,

and check if he's not wasting his time.

I'm listening.

My name is José Perez.

I was a federal police

intelligence service agent.

I infiltrated the Jewish community

since the start of the democracy,

and for the following 20 years.

What can you offer us?

Information.

About the biggest criminal conspiracy

in Argentina's history.

About the ill*gal weapons trafficking.

Governments are involved,

local and foreign

intelligence services, too.

t*rror1st organizations,

bankers, former military

Go on.

I'll tell the DA the rest.

Now, tell me what I'll get in return.

The truth is,

the DA is risking his career,

and even his own life,

with all of this.

If he's going to take such a gamble,

he needs more information.

You decide.

It's hot in here, isn't it?

Could you open the window, please?

-Who sent you?

-What's wrong?

-Who sent you?

-The DA.

The DA. Don't hurt me, please.

Do you always wear glasses

without magnification? Who are you?

Now you want to talk, traitor?

f*cking Jew.

YOSI

THE REPENTANT SPY

Made me expose

throughout 17 dramatic weeks…

7 YEARS BEFORE THE ATTACK

ON THE ISRAELI EMBASSY

Only 709 cases,

which don't fully cover

the spine chilling number of victims

that comprise what we consider--

Come on!

If you're tired,

get yourselves together.

Come on! One, two, come on.

POLICE INTELLIGENCE TRAINING CENTER

BUENOS AIRES

Come on, people!

That's right,

we still have one more hour to go!

Come on, damn it.

Come on! Run!

I want to see you sweat!

Come on!

Come on, come on! No breaks!

f*ck, the water's getting cold.

No funds for hot water.

f*ck democracy.

-What else are you taking from us?

-Your d*ck, Garrido.

They'll cut off your c*ck, like Jews do.

No problem. I can donate a part to you.

-For f*ck's sake!

-Damn it!

Gentlemen, everyone out!

Gentlemen, there is only one towel.

Whoever wins, keeps it.

The rest will air dry.

We have two men.

One of them is a rat, a snitch.

The other is one of us.

Find out which one is which.

Whoever volunteers

has two helpful resources,

a question, only one,

and a g*n.

It's chilly outside.

Allow me, sir.

Are you the traitor?

You have five seconds.

Speak, or I'll k*ll you.

Speak.

I am no traitor.

-Are you the traitor?

-Are you a moron?

I said, one question.

Give the g*n back.

Allow me, sir.

Who is the traitor?

Thank you, sir.

This novelty of democracy

makes us contemplate

new hypotheses of conflict.

Democracy won't last.

Thursday, we'll have a strike.

On paper, we have a radical government,

but Alfonsín

He's an old leftie, a Jew-pleaser,

who's giving the Jews the best positions.

The minister of finance is circumcised.

The synagogue is radical.

This is why,

among the hypotheses we'll consider

What now, Rivera?

If Jews invented

communism and capitalism,

they are the worst Marxists,

but they own everything.

Isn't it a contradiction?

To make your enemies fight, what'd you do?

Perez.

Contradiction is a strategy

and a lethal weapon.

-Perez.

-Zoom that one in.

Perez, who the f*ck are you to answer?

I'm the f*cking teacher here.

Let's continue.

See who's controlling traffic

after speaking too much?

You spoke out of turn, too.

Perez!

Go to Salerno's office!

PERSONNEL FILE

I apologize. I spoke out of turn.

It won't happen again.

I get your problem with the Jews.

A Jew f*cking your mother

in a small town.

There's nothing worse than that.

Anyway

You'll have to ask to be discharged.

I won't, sir.

Fire me.

José Perez, you're leaving the police.

You'll come back as intelligence officer.

The bosses think you're ready.

Now, the question is,

what are you willing to sacrifice?

Everything, sir.

Your town, your family, your friends?

That girlfriend you're going to marry?

Yes, sir.

Your peers can't find out.

What's the mission about?

For now, you don't need to know.

If you're willing to accept

the mission of a lifetime

Yes, sir.

Then prove it.

BASAVILBASO TIRES

I don't believe you.

-Is it another woman?

-No.

-Then why? I don't understand!

-I'm a h*m*!

I'm a h*m*.

You're lying, José.

You aren't a f*gg*t.

I know you.

You don't know me.

Get out of my house.

Get out!

Get the f*ck out!

Get out!

Get the f*ck out!

What happened?

f*ck off.

What happened?

Hi, Mom.

I didn't come here to explain myself, Mom.

I don't want any explanations.

Just listen to me.

How is this possible, José?

Aren't you confused?

Maybe that girl is not for you.

I'm not confused.

Are you aware of the life you're choosing?

You made a choice, too.

Abraham is a good man.

You don't know

what your father put me through.

Bye, Mom.

"Bye, Mom?"

Is that all you have to say to me?

There he is, the f*g.

Now you'll see.

I was leaving.

No, you're not going anywhere.

This is from my sister.

Grab him!

Get him inside!

Come on.

Come on!

Stop, stop.

Don't knock him out yet. Get him up.

So you like c*ck, you f*gg*t?

We're giving you a nice souvenir

from your hometown.

We're giving you a c*ck fest.

So you'll want to come back.

What the f*ck are you doing?

Sorry, Doctor.

Come here. Easy. Easy.

Let's go!

Let's take a look.

Let's see.

What you did was very brave.

You can't live a lie. Give me that.

Give me.

f*ck everyone else.

There, there.

Don't speak as if you know me.

I saw you grow up, José.

I'll give you the number

of a friend of mine in Buenos Aires.

It'd be good to have someone there.

Here, take it.

I don't want anything from you.

I don't need it.

You want one?

Okay.

Thank you.

Are you okay? What happened to you?

Nothing.

Looks pretty bad to be "nothing."

Traveling to Buenos Aires?

Yes.

And what do you do?

What?

For a living, I mean.

I don't think you're a boxer.

I work at a shoe shop.

And you?

I'm a government employee.

Let me.

Does it hurt?

Thanks.

ROOM 314 3PM

I'm sorry, I think I got the wrong room.

No, you didn't. What have you got there?

Chocolate bars.

Thank you. You shouldn't have.

Come, follow me.

-Do we have a record?

-We have the map.

This way.

-This one here?

-It seems to be a map too.

Hi, José.

You must learn to lie better.

If you don't want to talk to a stranger,

be unpleasant.

Never underestimate a stranger

because she's a woman.

No one sleeps on your shoulder.

You carry only the mission

on your shoulders.

Hi.

Sit down, please.

I suppose you're familiar

with The Andinia Plan.

With the Zionists

wanting to take Patagonia.

They've been planning it for 50 years.

Well, we have reason to think

that The Andinia Plan is

about to be ex*cuted in our country.

Something similar happened

in the Middle East,

which led to the artificial creation

of the Israeli State.

They take over small areas

establishing colonies,

in territories that appear

productively useless,

but after a coordinated

relationship with other colonies,

they transform into a target

of high strategic value.

And all of this

with the consent of London, Washington,

and the guilt-ridden Germans,

who let it happen

so they could enter the Middle East.

As the Armed Forces and National Guard

are being torn apart by this government,

massive amounts of land

are being sold like never before.

It's desert land.

It's useless.

Unless, of course,

you know how to farm in the desert.

Sound familiar?

And it's very simple.

They buy the land, the colonies

get established, and they wait.

They invested 3,000 years

in forming their nation.

How many do they need to set foot here?

On the 50th anniversary

of the creation of the Israeli State,

in 1998, to be precise,

they'll activate the plan,

and they'll annex our Patagonia to Israel.

And this isn't an assumption, okay?

We are not being paranoid.

We are defending our motherland

from international Zionism.

We have until 1998 to solve this.

We need all the information there is.

And that's where you come in.

You couldn't stop a Jew

from taking your mother.

Now, stop them

from taking your motherland.

Claudia will give you the details.

You'll be José Peres.

Peres, with an "s."

From now on, you only report to me.

I'll be your only contact.

Your mission is to grow

in the Jewish community

and gain access to the heart

of Zionist power in Argentina.

You must collect information from day one.

You must find out how they function,

who their contacts are,

who they support.

FOR REN

Who they do business with.

Anything that may connect you

to The Andinia Plan.

You must learn

their traditions, their beliefs.

You have to end up thinking like them.

And feeling like them.

Place the MEZUZAH at an angle

You must be very careful.

Jews are unrelenting.

HELP WANTED

They are merciless.

That's why you must be

more merciless than them.

Because the only way to neutralize them

is from within.

ALBERT EINSTEIN THEATER

The Argentine Jewish community

has a huge network

of social organizations.

Decoding the interests behind each faction

is a very complicated task.

Kids, don't run! You'll fall! Hey!

But don't be fooled by the nuances.

They learned to hide

their intentions very well.

They always have only one objective,

a Jewish State in the Southern Hemisphere,

here, in Argentina.

Hi.

Where's the library?

-That way. Yes.

-Upstairs? Thanks a lot.

You're welcome.

You have to study their books.

Because the power of the Jews, José,

hides in the most silent

and modest of places.

-Yes.

-Hello.

Hi.

May I use the library?

Sure. You're not registered, right?

No, I'm new.

Come in.

Never underestimate a Jew.

In a Tel Aviv kitchen,

a Jewish mom created

the most efficient

intelligence service on Earth.

There's no margin for error.

Your infiltration

must be absolutely perfect.

You must be Jewish in body and soul.

You must get them to accept you,

to respect you,

to love you as one of their own.

Left, right,

any way that helps you get there.

You'll be one of them.

Yes, can I help you?

I wanted to return the book.

Thank you.

Do we need to wear suits to come here now?

What?

No, I just saw some guys in suits and

it doesn't matter.

They must be from the steering committee.

It'll break if you do that.

Got any tweezers?

Yes, I think so.

Excuse me.

Be careful, please, okay?

Don't worry, I'm a pro.

There.

One of the suits

I think I know him. Is that possible?

Must be the minister of culture,

he's part of the committee.

But with this technique

Thank you.

Excuse me.

Yes?

Sorry, Eli, we need the people

to leave for a meeting. Can they leave?

Yes, of course.

Excuse me.

Security is asking us

to clear the room for a meeting.

-We must leave.

-We must leave, yes, please.

Gentlemen.

Please, go ahead.

AND WENT THROUGH

Come on! Hey!

Yes.

Good morning.

Will the numbers grow?

-Shalom.

-Shalom.

Black.

Black.

"I."

"I."

You.

You.

You.

You.

Blue.

Blue.

You.

You'll become the best Jew ever.

You.

Even if it takes you a lifetime.

Rikudim is the only instance

in which a girl with ripped pants

and dirty feet can get you horny.

You new around here?

Yeah.

I'm getting acquainted.

This is a great place.

You can dance Rikudim,

play dominoes, lots of things.

I came because of the library.

Go figure. No, the library's fine.

But if you want to read

anything worthwhile, this isn't the place.

Víctor Kesselman.

-Iosi Peres.

-Pleased to meet you.

What's up, girl?

-Hi.

-Hi.

José, my girlfriend.

Eli.

-Hi.

-What are you doing here?

Nothing, we were reflecting

on phenomena from our culture.

Here's the Zionist princess.

-Hello.

-Hello.

How are you? Hi.

-Is there a meeting today?

-Dafne, no politics on Tuesdays.

-Why?

-No.

I'm kidding.

No, the power went out,

so we canceled for today.

I told you my dad

has empty shops at the gallery.

I told you we can't have

a shop at Alvear Gallery.

Okay? Pay attention at the meetings.

José, Dafne Menahem.

-My pleasure.

-Hi.

Since we won't have a meeting,

why don't we go for drinks?

You up for it?

If we're all going

This lady and I are going to get changed,

and then we'll all go.

The princess has got her eye on you.

She's Saúl Menahem's daughter.

-You don't know who Saúl Menahem is?

-No.

Does "Jewish scum" sound familiar?

That's because of guys like Menahem,

the princess' daddy.

Saúl Menahem, banker and financier.

He's an enabler

for many people's dealings.

The military neither denies nor confirms

if he provided weapons for Falklands w*r.

He has connections with

the World Jewish Congress, and Israel.

And his daughter likes you.

ALBERT EINSTEIN THEATRE

We'll see.

Shall we do one more?

-No.

-No.

You want to leave?

-Yes.

-Yes.

We'll leave, but go singing.

And

And that voice?

Where were you hiding it,

how come we never heard it?

Come.

Want to join the choir?

The choir? I'm a little shy.

Shy? With that voice?

-Okay.

-This is the place for you.

Goodbye.

You're welcome.

Okay.

I don't understand.

You're welcome.

Happy Birthday.

Bang! Bang!

I like white better, what about you?

No, come.

No time for you to get pretty.

Weren't we meeting tomorrow?

Change of plans, brief me today.

Independence Day.

In Spanish, José.

To them,

it's Israel's Independence Day.

For us, it's the day

we get into the embassy.

How will you get in?

Singing.

I joined the choir.

They sing that day at the embassy.

Is there any other hidden talent

you want to show me?

Two of our best men

got into the embassy, but never got out.

If they catch you, we can't do anything.

The force has already lost two.

We don't want to lose another one.

You won't lose anything.

These b*stards do eat well.

Farfalaj.

HOODED MEN

SCREAMS

Excellent rehearsal, guys.

I'll ask you one last time.

Who are you?

Please.

Who do you work for?

Please, I don't understand

what you're saying!

Who are you?

Who are you?

Who do you work for?

Who are you?

Who do you work for?

Who are you?

Who do you work for?

Please.

Who are you?

I don't know what you're saying.

Please.

Who are you?

I don't know what you're saying.

Who do you work for?

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Please.

Who do you work for?

Enough!

I didn't make a mistake with you,

baby boy.

Don't f*cking call me baby boy! You b*tch!

Let him go.

You're my baby boy. I take care of you.

I needed to know you were ready.

This is nothing compared

to what they'll do if they catch you.

I'm at ease now.

That hand-finishing looks divine on you.

EMBASSY OF ISRAEL, BUENOS AIRES

Hi.

Nervous?

-A little.

-Dafne Menahem.

Me.

We're almost in, girls.

José Peres.

Yes.

-Go ahead, sir.

-Thanks.

MOSSAD OFFICE

BUENOS AIRES

Take his picture.

Shall we? We're late.

Yes.

Let's go.

BASED ON THE BOOK IOSI, THE REPENTANT SPY

BY MIRIAM LEWIN AND HORACIO LUTZKY