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05x01 - Bringing Home the Bacon

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "1000-lb Sisters". Aired: January 1, 2020 – present.*
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American reality television series on TLC that focuses on the personal lives of sisters Amy Slaton-Halterman and Tammy Slaton in Dixon, Kentucky.

05x01 - Bringing Home the Bacon

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[Amy] Last season
on1000-lb Sisters...

[Amanda] What you got
on the grill?

[Chris speaking]

[Amy speaking]

Oh, that's awesome!

We told you, you know,
you're strong enough
to do it.

We're just gonna go
from 1000-lb sisters
to sexy sisters.

[party horn blowing]

[Tammy speaking]

I'm terrified.

[Dr. Eric Smith]
There are real risks.

Risk of bleeding,
risk of leaks.

Risk of death.

All done.
She did great.

It's great that Tammy
made it through surgery.

And I'm really
proud of her.

[Chris] I'm hoping
I'll be able to
lose 50 pounds,

so I can get rid of
all this excess skin,

because it's not gonna
look like a dried up
shriveled prune.

ooh, sexiness
in a bottle, baby.

[chuckles]

-[crying]
-Come on.

[Amy] With two babies,

I feel like I'm hanging on
by a thread sometimes.

[Amanda] You're not
supposed to be doing
this[bleep] by yourself.

You are married
and have a husband,

and he's supposed to be
being a dad, too.

-What's up?
-[man] Aye, Caleb!

[Tammy] Caleb is
someone I've been
getting to know

for the past
couple of weeks.

Hey, y'all, guess what?

[both] We're engaged!

[wedding officiant]
I present Caleb
and Tammy Willingham.

[cheering]

[Caleb speaking]

Yeah.

It's been two months
since I got married.

I'm really happy
with Caleb.

He's the best thing
that has

possible ever
happened to me.

[Tammy speaking]

[both laugh]

[Tammy speaking]

[laughs]

[Caleb speaking]

Everybody tells me,
Tammy and I are
such a cute couple.

[snorts]

-[staff] Hello!
-[Tammy] Hey.

[staff] What you need?

[Tammy speaking]

[Caleb] You know the drill.
I need clothes.

[Tammy speaking]

[door opens]

...is the privacy.

Not only, I mean,
people don't knock,

[staff laughs]

Come on. [chuckles]

[staff laughs]

-Look at that!
-[Tammy and nurse laugh]

[Tammy speaking]

Every day I improve.
Every day I make changes.

Every day I'm stronger.

The fight is in me.
I'm a Leo after all.

Lion. [chuckles]

Rawr. [laughs]

How long are we doing?

Thirty.

-Thirty?
-Yeah.

-Oh, you trying to
make me work today.
-[Tammy chuckles]

[Tammy speaking]

I'm happier,
I'm smiling more,
laughing more.

They good.

Kids' birthdays,
get-togethers.

I will be even
more independent.

I'll be the one
getting my clothes
out of the closet.

I'll be the one
doing the dishes,
cooking for myself.

-Well, us.
-Right.

Tomorrow Caleb gets to
talk to the doctor

and see if he's able
to get his trach out,

I am afraid that

he's gonna have
to stay longer,

I can't imagine
walking out of this place
without my husband.

I really do hope
that you get to
come home with me.

Let's go get our
pictures, buddy.

You ready to go in?

Today me, Gage,
Glenn and daddy's

gonna go up to
a photo studio

and we're gonna get
our family photos.

-All right.
-[Amy] Hi.

Hey, guys!
How we doing?

-We're doing good.
How are you?
-Hi.

Come on in.

[Amy] Gage is
two years old.

-He's really big into
trucks and cars.
-[Gage shouts]

[photographer] Got him!

-[woman] Right here!
-[Amy] And...

[chuckles]

And Glenn,
he is six months

and he really
loves robots.

And he looks
just like his mommy.

-[squealing]
-Come here.
Let's sit down.

Boy, you get your
butt back over here.

[Amy] Come here round,
come here.

-[Gage shrieks]
-[photographer] There
we go, there we go.

[Amy] Hey, Gage,
come here.

Boy, you quick.
[chuckles]

-Come here.
-[photographer]
Come here, buddy.

[Amy] A lot has
changed in the last
couple of months

with me and Michael.

[photographer]
Here we go, ready?

[Amy] After Glenn
was born,

Michael didn't
help much.

I had to learn
how to deal
with one baby,

make a bottle
and hold a different baby
at the same time.

Good. All right,
go and stand up.
Come on, out of there.

-[Michael] Yeah.
-[photographer]
Okay, good.

This is not
what I pictured

when I signed out
to be a mother.

I signed out to
parent together.

-[Gage squealing]
-[Amy] Gage come on.

Stay in this room.

[squealing]

I love being a mom,
don't get me wrong,

but there are some times
I want to pull my hair out.

I got so much
on my plate.

I got mom,
I got the boys.

I got Tammy,
she's coming home.

It's like how do you
do all these things?

[Glenn cooing]

[Amy] I'm really glad
Tammy's coming home,

but, I mean,
I am a little scared

because she does need
a lot of care.

And I feel like
a lot of it's gonna
fall on me

because I've been the one
taking care of her for
the last couple of years.

-[photographer]
Here we go.
-Hey! Say, "Ah!"

[crying]

Hey, hey, hey.

Every aspect
of my life
is chaotic,

because I have
no support. [sniffs]

Come here, Gage.

I'm trying to get
stuff ready for Tammy,

trying to chase
after the boys,

trying to chase
after Michael,

and it's just a lot.

Can I have a tissue?

[photographer]
It's all good.

Bring him on
out of there.

We got it,
we got it.

[Tammy] I've been
in rehab for 14 months.

I got approved to
go home because
I got my trach removed.

Today, Caleb has
an appointment

to find out if he can
get his trach removed

-[staff] You can go.
-[man] Yup.

[Caleb speaking]

[both laugh]

they're not gonna
approve me to go home.

[inhales]

[Tammy cries]

[sighs]

[Caleb] I think
one of the most
difficult things

in Tammy and
mine's relationship

is telling her that
I can't go home with her.

And it hurts.

I don't want to
hold you back,

and I feel like
I've let you down.

You haven't,
not at all.

And I want you to know,

[sniffs]

How is Caleb doing?

[Amy] Tammy needs to
put herself first,

but Caleb also needs to
be responsible for
his own self.

Now it's time for him
to do what he needs to do.

Why do you always
put me down?

[Amanda] It was
just a [bleep] joke.

She's making it
out to be like
I'm the [bleep] villain.

-You are making me
out to be a villain.
-Why is it--

[Misty] Oh, [bleep]
damn it. Shut up!

Come on.
Wanna go play?

-[Gage babbles]
-[Amy] The baby's
sitting there, taking a nap,

so I'm bringing out
Gage today

to get some one-on-one
time with him,

-while Michael's in there
with Glenn.
-No.

-[grunts]
-Okay, you got your sports
from your mom.

Let's say that.

Gage is a typical
two-year-old.

They like to move,

and they like to
move fast.

-Where you going?
-Oh, no.

[Amy] Oops!

-[chuckles] You okay?
-[Gage mumbles]

Okay.

Oh, that was cold, Gage.

[cell phone ringing]

[cell phone buzzes]

Hey, b*tch, what's up?

[burps] Excuse me.

Gage, say hi to Tammy!
Say "hi", say "hello".

Hello...

-[Tammy speaking]
-[Amy] Okay.

-[Gage mumbles]
-[Amy] Okay, bye.

-[Tammy speaking]
-[Amy] Oh, sorry.

[laughs]

I'm so happy for Tammy
to get her fat a*s home.

[chuckles]

What do you want to do
when you first get home,

besides play
with the boys.

Right. [chuckles]

You got to make sure
it's big enough for
Gage, Glenn and you.

b*tch, you need a two
California kings

-put together
with these two.
-[laughs]

-[Gage babbles]
-[Amy] How is
Caleb doing?

[Tammy speaking]

Oh, damn.

Well, maybe
he'll come home soon.

Like, right now,
if he's healthier there,

let him be there.

Now it's time for him
to do what he needs to do.

[Amy] Tammy needs to
puts herself first

but Caleb also
needs to...

He needs to
be responsible
for his own self.

I'm like, I get that girl,
because I was there.

You were like Caleb
and I was like me,
or you.

I was her.

You were Caleb.

Put yourself back
into Caleb's spot.

Put yourself where
you right now,
is where I was.

And now you got to learn
how to deal with
your own Tammy.

You became Amy
and Caleb became you.

Oh, God. Dealing with
Tammy is like

pulling your hair out


I'm surprised I ain't
wearing a wig right now.

At the end of the day,
I'm just glad
you're coming home.

Not because of
the kids or anything.

-I just want my
sister back, [bleep].
-[Gage laughs]

You've been gone
too damn long.

So I'm gonna have
to get going.

All right, I love you.

You gonna say bye?

-Wanna say bye?
-Bye.

[Amanda] You guys got
the bed together, yet?

-[Justin] Oh, no. Not yet.
-[Nathan] The sheet's on.

Ooh, look.
Making mama proud.

Aww.

You know darn well

we don't do this
on our own beds.

I'm sorry to say
I know damn well

y'all don't be making
up your own beds,

but you're in here
making up your
aunt Tammy's bed.

Bless your hearts.

After 14 months,
I am so excited

that Tammy is finally
coming home.

I haven't seen her
since her wedding.

So, I'm just excited
to put my eyes on her.

After Tammy's house
got robbed,

we've decided that
Tammy would take over
my old house.

It'd make me feel good
to know that, at least,
it stays in the family.

Hey, what's up, y'all?

[Amanda] Hey,
one concern I do have
about these sheets,

we might have to
get her some more sheets,
is these are silky.

And I noticed that
when I come and
sit down on it,

like, I'm afraid that
they might slide, look.

-[bed squeaking]
-Hmm? [laughing]

When he comes home,

Caleb and Tammy are
gonna be here rubbing
things together.

If you hear the bed
is squeaking,

you stay the hell away.
[laughing]

Even though I'm sure Tammy's
having mixed feelings

about leaving Caleb behind,

at least Queen Tammy's
getting to come home

to her own personal
Redneck Castle.

When she comes home,

she's gonna have
so much more freedom

to go and do more than
what she was before.

-[Amanda] Yeah.
-And I'm worried about
her going out to eat,

and 'cause when you
go out to eat,

you know, you end up
eating stuff you really
don't need.

She's grown. She can do...
She's gonna do
what she wants to do,

but we can be there
to help her...

[Chris] Make
better choices.

...you know, help remind her
to make good choices

in the things
that she buys.

[Chris] I am worried
for Tammy about

old habits re-emerging,

the partying and stuff
that she used to do.

There is a million
different possibilities
that could happen.

[metal clangs]

-Ooh. My ears.
-[Misty] Damn.

[Amanda] Do you got
directions or you just
[bleep] winging it?

[Misty] He's winging it.

[Chris] You know,
with Tammy coming home,

we got to have
a ramp sturdy enough
to hold Tammy's weight.

But Tammy and ramps

have a really
complicated history.

So are you gonna
try to walk in?

I'm fine. I'm so [bleep].

[Amanda] You're missing
out on a lot just--

I don't give a [bleep].

I really don't feel good.

[Amy] Do you need
an ambulance?

I'll [bleep] let you know
when I need a
g*dd*mn ambulance.

[Chris] She's 200
pounds lighter, at least.

So, God willing it
and the creek don't rise,

So, um, me and Misty
got to tell you something.

What's new?

So we have been
going to see Dr. Smith.

Okay.

[Misty] And then we can
schedule the surgery.

It's been close
to eight years

since I had the first
gastric bypass.

But since then,
I have made
some bad choices

and I've put on
some pounds.

So, I'm looking to
have a revision

to help combat
the weight gain,

that I've achieved.
[laughs]

-If that's
an achievement.
-"Achieved"?

-Is that a... Is that a...
-The weight gain
that I've--

-...a test or something--
-I don't know exactly
how to say it, like.

I've gained some weight.

I'd like to have
a revision.

Well, I'm doing it
to get off my insulin.

That's the main reason
why I was doing it.

The only thing
I got left to do
to have surgery,

is pass the
nicotine screen.

[Amanda] I'm more
of a social smoker,

but Misty has
been smoking

almost as long as
I've been alive.

It's gonna be hard
to quit smoking.

Well, I feel like
for me,

it's... it's not
the cigarette so much
that I miss,

as it is the motion of...

Look... [laughs]

[both laugh]

I miss that too, damn.

[both laugh]

You realize,
that will mean
all five of us

will complete it
to get the surgery.

So we'll be
skinny b*tches?

Now here's the best part
of the whole situation.

-What?
-The family dinners
just got cheaper.

[all laughing]

[Chris] In a couple
of weeks, I'm gonna go
and see Dr. Smith, too,

and hopefully he
gives me the okay for
skin removal surgery.

So big things
are happening
in our family.

Amanda and Misty
decided to jump on
the diet bandwagon.

And here Tammy is
coming home,
leading the way.

I think Tammy will
gonna be glad to have

somebody on
the journey with her,
and it's the whole family.

-[Amanda] Yeah.
-Right.

But the big thing is,

Tammy got her love
of her life.

And she's walking away
because he's not
able to come home.

You think that's
set in yet?

You know,
Tammy tells me
she's ready

to be independent
and self-sufficient,
you know,

and I'm really excited.

[Chris] But at the same time,
you know, I'm leary,

because I don't think
she's prepared

for leaving Caleb behind.

I'm worried about
how depression and stuff
can set in.

It's gonna be tough.

-It's gonna be hard for her.
-[Chris] Yeah.

Yep.

[Tammy sniffles]

[Tammy speaking]

[Brittany] How do you think
she's gonna do

with leaving Caleb behind?

[Chris sighs]

That'll probably be the--

One of the hardest damn things
she's ever done in her life.

Well, today,

me and Brittany are on our way
to Ohio

to get Tammy.

We gonna break
the jail bird out.

At one time,
we didn't know

she was gonna make it
the next hour.

She's crawled, kneed, kicked,
punched everybody

on the way up,

and got to where she's at.

So I'm super excited

and overwhelmed
about having my sister home.

-Well.
-You ready?

-We're here.
-To get her all packed up
and get her out of here?

-Yes.
-Me too.

[Chris] Be glad
to get her on her own
back home.

Well, look at you.

Hello, b*tch.

-[Chris] Hey.
-[Tammy chuckles]

[Chris speaking]

Yeah.

[Chris] Fourteen months ago
when I took her up to rehab,

Tammy was over 700 pounds.

[nurse] 717 pounds.

[Chris] Now to see her
stand up out of that chair,

and-- and give me
one of them great,
big polar bear hugs,

that is amazing.

Tammy, I'm so proud of you,

for what
you have accomplished.

-You look great.
-You know,
you look absolutely amazing.

[Chris] Actually,
I really don't remember you
being

any smaller
than you are right now.

[Tammy speaking]

[laughs]

You ready to get going?

It really sucks, Tammy.

[Tammy] Time is coming
to an end, and...

Why? Why can't things
be different?

Why can't he
be going home, too?

[Caleb speaking]

[Tammy sighs]

[Caleb speaking]

[both sniffling and crying]

[Caleb]
I know that this is it.

The last time
I'm gonna see Tammy
in this room.

The last time
that I'll hold my wife's hand,

that I'll kiss her.

And in my head,
all that I keep saying is...

"Tammy's gonna leave you."

[sobbing softly]

[both crying]

The biggest fear I have
right now

is not knowing our future.

I'm happy for her,

but it's scary.

[kisses]

[Caleb speaking]

What y'all need?
Y'all need some help?

[Amanda] Okay,
you're just gonna bust
through that.

[Chris] I'm really worried
about Tammy going up the ramp.

Because she had so much fear
of doing it in the past.

[Tammy speaking]

[Chris]
But that's the only way
I see her

being able to get in and out
of the house.

[Chris] You ready?

[Tammy speaking]

[all cheering]

[Tammy] Oh, my God.

[Caleb speaking]

[Tammy speaks and laughs]

Walking down the hallway

for the last time
as a resident

feels really great.

[all continue cheering]

[woman speaking]

[Tammy speaking]

[Tammy] Going home,
I'm not the same person I was


I've grew up a lot,
I've changed.

I met my husband.

Aww! That was a wet kiss.

-[all laughing]
-Oh, boy.

[Lillie speaking]

I wanna thank
each and every one of y'all

for helping me
get this far.

I love y'all.

-Thank you so much.
-[together] We love you,
Tammy.

Bittersweet
is the perfect word.

I mean,

when you're in a place
like this,

that's what you work for,
it's to get out.

Tammy did that.

That's a woman I'm proud
to call my wife.

She is an inspiration.

-[Tammy speaking]
-I love you.

[Tammy speaking]

See you later.

[Tammy speaking]

-[man] Hold up.
-[Tammy chuckles]

[all cheering]

[woman 2] Yeah!

[Tammy chuckles]

-[Caleb] I love you, baby.
-I love you.

[Chris chuckles]
One foot at a time
out the door, baby.

[wheezes]

-You got it?
-Yeah.

Yeah, you reach out down there
and pull that handle.

Tammy got up
out of that wheelchair

and walked straight out
the facility.

And that's the most
I've seen her really walk

in three years.

-Now I got this.
-[Tammy] Yeah.

[Chris sighs]

Can you?

There you go.

Can you get it?

Chris had faith
that I could sit in the seat
in the back.

I was skeptical.

[Chris] Come on.

Okay, now. Okay.

You can do that too.

[Tammy chuckles]

I made it!

[Tammy chuckles]

My big a*s is in.

[sighs]

Before today,

the middle seats
had to be folded down.

Excuse me.

You hungry.

[Amy] What? It does.

-Oh, oh!
-[brakes screech]

[Tammy] Ah!

[groans]

-[Amy] Tammy?
-[Tammy groans]

Ah, ah. [sighs]

It's been 15 years

since I was sitting
in a car vehicle seat.

I'm in a chair in a van.
[chuckles softly]

[laughs]

I [bleep] about to cry.

I did that [bleep].

Nobody-- I mean,

yes, they gave me tools
to help me,

but I did this!

I freaking did this.

[sniffles]

I'm a big baby today,
I'm sorry, but...

[Chris] Well, here we are,
Tammy, let's get it.

What happened
to our snack bin?

Where did it end up?

In the seat behind Tammy.

I can't get it.

I can't get to my snacks.

[Chris] It's impossible
to find anything in the car.

I don't know
how in the world

I was able to pack
all of Tammy's stuff

in the van.

Because I thought
I was gonna have to
strap her a*s

down to the top of the car
to get home.

-[Chris] Tammy, how you doing?
-I'm good.

[Chris] Tired?

-[Tammy speaking]
-[Chris] Excited?

Hungry?

Yeah. I'm hungry, too.

But we can't get
to the snacks.

Leave the [bleep] ... [bleep].

You stay in here. She's hot.

-Stay here.
-Okay, that's fine.

It's not my first
[bleep] rodeo.

I think Amy's
a little stressed out

because she's got a full plate
without Tammy coming home.

-[Amy crying] I'm so sick
of getting made fun of.
-[Amanda] Hey.

-[Amanda] Okay.
That's bull [bleep].
-[Amy] [bleep] you.

[Amanda]
I was not making fun of you!

[Amanda] Okay, y'all.

Here's the gist of this.

We're gonna take this
and put it across.

Like, she can kind of
bust through be like,

break out, you know, like,
I'm home.

[Amy]
Tammy's finally coming home.

I'm nervous
about all the stuff

I'm gonna have to do extra.

But I'll take all that stuff
just to see my sister again.

I think we're gonna set her
right back in

to the way things were
before she got here.

[Misty]
But in the last 15 months,

she's had somebody around her
all the time

and I think
she's gonna have to
get used to

not everybody being up
her butt.

-[Amy and Amanda] Yeah.
-Twenty-four seven.

-I-- I definitely agree
with Misty.
-[Amy speaking]

[Amy] Tammy's gonna need
a lot of help.

She's not used to cooking
and cleaning

and doing laundry
by herself.

She ain't used to that.

I feel like,
at the end of the day,

if Tammy needs something,

I'm gonna be the one
to come over.

Because I was taking care
of Tammy's stuff before.

So even though
I'm excited to see her,

when am I gonna have time
to do everything

I'm gonna need to do?

I got my mom, I got my boys,
I got my husband.

I just got too much
going on.

Tammy, you're seeing the world
from a new window.

You can see the ground
instead of the sky.

[Tammy speaking]

-[Brittany laughs]
-[Chris] Bull [bleep].

That's 'cause you couldn't see
the ground, b*tch.

I just told you that!

[Tammy chuckles] Okay.

-Look, there she is, y'all.
-There she is.

b*tches!

-What up, b*tch?
-b*tch!

[Amanda] Hey, girl.

-[Amy] Look at you.
-[Amanda laughs]

Tammy's actually sitting
in the seat

instead of in the floor.

I knew she should be getting
down close to that size,

but it didn't really register,
you know,

that she'd be sitting in a--
in a seat.

That is awesome.

What y'all need?
Y'all need some help?

[Amanda] Tammy looks amazing.

She's like, you know,

got skin floppin' everywhere,

and I've never been so excited
to see so much loose skin

in my life.
[chuckles softly]

Damn, I forgot
how short you were, girl.

Shut the--
I'm gonna smack you, hoe.

I do be forgetting
how short she is.

-[Amy speaking]
-[Tammy wheezing]

[Amy] Welcome home, Curly Sue.

It's been a minute.

[Tammy chuckles]
Oh, my pants are falling.

[Amy speaks and laughs]

[Tammy laughs]

Oh.

Oh, sorry.

It's okay. [laughs]

I'll do it this side.

[man 2 speaking]

Two years ago,
I was literally on top of her,
like...

Because we were so big.

[Tammy] Did you forget
your deodorant?

-That's-- No.
-[both laughing]

[Tammy wheezes]

[Tammy] Oh, my God. [laughs]

[Amanda] Okay,
you just gonna bust
through that.

Welcome home, girl.

[Amy speaking]

[Chris speaking]

I'm really worried about Tammy
going up the ramp.

Because she had so much fear
of doing it in the past.

But that's the only way
I see her

being able to get in
and out of the house.

[Amanda] Okay.
Grab the door, Amy.

[Michael] Look who it is!

[Tammy] Don't go too far
with that.

I'm gonna need it.

[Amy] Damn, b*tch.

[chuckles softly]

She's home finally.
[chuckles]

Everybody gave
a sigh of relief like,

she's finally home.

Damn, what took you so long?
[chuckles]

[Amy wheezes]

-[bleep] you.
-[laughs]

-[Amanda]
Say, "Hi, aunt Tammy."
-[Glenn cooing]

Come here, meatball.

-[Amy] Gage, don't run over
anybody.
-[Misty chuckles]

What you doing, buddy?

What you doing?

-We boys...
-[Amy] Hey, Gage,
be careful.

-Ow.
-[Amanda] Gage.

You little fart.

[Gage screams]

Ooh, he's getting serious now.

[Gage continues screaming]

[Amanda laughs]

Hey.

[Misty laughs]

How do you feel
to be broke out?

It's weird.

-[Amanda] It's weird?
-[Tammy chuckles] Yeah.

What, putting up with us?

-Yeah.
-[Misty] Oh, look.
Just so you know.

-This--
-[metal thuds]

Oh, sorry.

It's a little overwhelming
a little bit.

[Amanda] It's definitely.

[Amy] Gage, get out
from under the wheelchair,
please.

-[Amy] Uh-uh. Hey.
-Yeah, no.

-[Gage crying]
-[Amanda] Thank you.

[Amy] Okay, sir.
Calm it down.

[Gage screaming]

I can tell
Tammy's getting
very overwhelmed,

just stressed out.

And I am, too.

I mean, Gage is running around
like crazy

and Michael
ain't doing [bleep].

He's just sitting there
looking like Booboo
the [bleep] fool.

As you can see,

there's a lot of boxes
and stuff sitting around.

Um, we figured

you would enjoy putting
your own silverware up.

-Still gotta install
the new dishwasher.
-[Gage screaming]

[Amanda] Um...

Oh.

[Tammy speaking]

[Amanda] I-- I was looking,

I mean,
I've tried to be discreet,

because like,
I really wanna see.

But I didn't wanna like,
make you feel uncomfortable.

-[Chris] She probably ...
-[Amanda] So does that hurt?

-[Chris] No!
-"It's my throat.
Touch it."

[Tammy] It's skin, damn,
just do it.

-[all laughing]
-Do it, I wanna see it.

-[Chris] Come on.
-Give me your hand.

[bleep] I've got it myself.

I can [laughs] do this
all by myself.

Okay. Get over here.

Oh, that's weird.

-[Chris yells]
-[Amanda blows raspberry]

-[all laughing]
-You b*tch.

You scared me.

I thought I'd been swallowed
up by that.

[Chris wheezes]

[Tammy speaking]

That was great, though.

[Amy] No.

[Tammy] Amy's being a wussy.

[Amanda speaking]

[all laughing]

[Amy speaking]

[Amanda] I don't-- What?

[Misty] Amanda, you just hurt
her damn feelings.

Did I hurt her feelings?

-[Misty] Yes.
-[Tammy] Probably.

They make fun of my eyes
a lot.

And it hurts a lot.

I can never change my eyes.

I can never be beautiful
because of my eyesight,

and how I look.

[Chris] She's emotional,
that's for damn sure.

[Amanda] Let me go in here
and fix this [bleep].

It's okay to joke about me
and say, "[bleep]."

-[Amy] I can't even [bleep]
be in a room
-Watch it.

[Amy]
without getting made fun of.

[bleep] that.

Stay in here, she's not--
She's hot.

-Stay in here.
-Okay, that's fine.

It's not my first
[bleep] rodeo.

-[Amy] I'm so sick
of getting made fun of.
-[Amanda] Hey.

-[Amy] [bleep] you.
-[Amanda] No.

[Amanda] That's bull [bleep],
first of all.

-You know I was just--
-You said they were making
fun of me in there.

[Amanda] I was not even
making fun of you.

[Amy] I'm done.

I think Amy's
a little stressed out
about the whole situation

just because
she's got a full--

pretty damn full plate
without Tammy coming home.

There's a lot
of responsibility

that Tammy's gonna require
sometimes.

And Amy's worried about that
falling on her shoulders.

And I don't know
that Amy has a good enough
support system in her house.

We just gonna really see
how strong Amy's gonna be,

to be honest.

Well, sorry I [bleep] that up.

It's all right for everybody
to poke fun at me

and make fun of me
and say, "[bleep]",
and when I--

[Amy] I never said anything
about you, Amanda.

I think you're coming
at the wrong one,
talking crazy to me.

-Because I've been your
biggest [bleep] supporter.
-[Amy] I never--

-[Amy] I never talk
about y'all like that at all.
-So don't--

Don't come for me
unless I stand for you, sis.

-Don't do that?
-Why do y'all
always put me down?

I didn't say anything to you
to make you make fun of me.

We were all sitting
around the table joking, Amy.

-[Amy] But it's always me
that y'all make fun of.
-[Amanda] It's not always you.

[Amanda]
It was just a [bleep] joke.

[Misty] Oh, my God.

[Amanda]
She's making it out to be
like I'm the [bleep] villain.

[Amy] I did not make you out
to be the villain.

[Amanda] You are making me
out to be the villain.

[Amy] Why is it
everybody's--

[Amanda] Oh, [bleep],
damn it, shut up!

You make your wisecracks, too.

When? I never said anything.

[Amanda]
Don't sit here and act like
you're the [bleep] bigger--

I ain't never said
anything bad
about any of y'all.

[Amy sniffles]

I've always spoke nice
about everybody.

[Misty] All right.
Go home and calm [bleep] down.

[Amy] [bleep] you, bye.

[Misty] Welcome home, Tammy,
have you missed that?

[Tammy] I feel disappointed.

Instead of focusing
on the big thing,

which was me being home.

[Misty] Just stay away
from her for a while.

Not to sound selfish,

but it was supposed to be
about me.

And they were making it
about themselves.

This season on
"1,000 pound Sisters"

Pow!

[grunting]

[laughter]

If Amanda and Misty
get approved

the whole family will have had
weight loss surgery.

Do we get a family discount?

Family vacation!

First flight...

...and first time going
to the beach.

Hell to the yeah, baby!

[crying]

I'm very overwhelmed
and stressed out.

Amy's always on the verge of
tears. She's always on edge.

If you don't fix the things
that are wrong

it's not going to end well
for you.

My emotional eating is spiraling
out of control.

I'm just exhausted
all the time

because I'm trying to
take of two boys

and take care of the house.

You have a husband
that is perfectly capable

of taking care of these kids
for you to have a moment.

Why can't I have my card?

Give her her money!

You've got two seconds to give
her the debit card!

You get out of my house.

Make me!

Put your hands on me!

Put me out.

-Back up!
-No.

[crying]