♪ Country music singers
♪ Have always been
a real close family ♪
♪ But lately
some of my kinfolks ♪
♪ Have disowned
a few others and me ♪
♪ I guess it's because
I kind of changed my direction ♪
♪ Lord, I guess I went and broke
their family tradition ♪
♪ Y'all know what to do Come on!
♪ Wanna know, Hank,
why do you drink? ♪
Crowd: ♪ To get drunk
♪ Why do you roll smoke?
Crowd: ♪ To get stoned
♪ Why must you live out
the songs that you wrote? ♪
♪ Over and over Whoo!
♪ Everybody makes
my prediction ♪
♪ So if I get stoned
♪ I'm just carrying on
an old family tradition ♪
[Cheers and applause]
♪♪
Ladies and gentlemen, please
welcome the great Nikki Bella!
[Cheers and applause]Thanks.
Nikki: All right.
Let's give it up one more time
for Blake Shelton and his band.
[Cheers and applause]
Welcome to "Barmageddon".
[Cheers and applause]
And we've got this beautiful man
behind the bar.
Everyone give it up
for Carson Daly!
It's dark beer night.
Did you make this?
Yeah.
We're here at Blake Shelton's
bar, Ole Red,
in one of the best cities
in the world,
Nashville, Tennessee!
[Cheers and applause]
I say we meet the players.
Yes. Yes!
So he's been performing
standup since he was 15.
He's a former SNL cast member.
Everyone make some noise
for Jay Pharoah!
Carson: Oh, my God!Blake: Jay Pharoah's here!
[Cheers and applause]
It's really him!
It's really him!
From "The Karate Kid"
and "Cobra Kai",
give it up for
Sensei John Kreese himself,
Martin Kove!
Oh, my God, oh, my God!
[Cheers and applause]Hey, hey, hey.
He's real!
Blake, you can come
to my dojo
anytime you want.
Forget the no mercy...
Just anytime.
Oh, my God.
[Cheers and applause]
Nikki: All right, guys.
We've found two people who are
super famous on the Internet
for all the wrong reasons.
Who do we got?
So, Jay, you'll be playing
with Jonsy,
and I think we all need
to find out, Jonsy,
what did you do?
Let's take a look.[Laughs]
♪♪
Oh, you guys are about
to see my horrible dancing.
♪♪
Who is ... Who is
that guy?
Carson: He's dancing.
What are you doing?
♪♪
Hey! [Car horn honks]
[Glass shatters][Crowd gasps]
[Laughter]
[Cheers and applause]
Hey, I'm sorry,
I'm actually glad they
ran over your bike for that.
I actually got a lot
of comments like that.
Yeah, yeah,
you had that coming.
They were aiming for it.You had it coming.
You understand what
I was doing, though, man?
I get what you was doing.
You was dancing
and then somebody [Bleep] up
your...
[Laughter]
And here to help Martin mop
up the competition is Kassandra.
Why are you here?
Let's see.
♪♪
Uh-oh!
What could go wrong here?
Another dancer.Oh, yeah.
Mopping it up, I see.Oh, I like this.
I actually like this.I like it.
[Laughs]
Hey! Hey!
Oh, work it!Oh, hey!
Oh!
Oh.
[Laughter]
Ouch! Ouch, Kassandra!
Did you knock yourself out?
Oh.
Do you still twerk and clean
at the same time?
I've improved the technique.
It got you
to "Barmageddon", damn it.
Congratulations.Yeah, you're here.
Nikki: Exactly!You're here.
[Cheers and applause]Best fall of your life.
So, I say we all move up
to the balcony
and play our first game.
Let's go!
Whoo!
[Cheers and applause]
We're going up.Yeah!
[Cheers and applause]
What is this?All right, yeah!
Okay.
Let's go!
Yeah!
Let's go, then.
Yeah!
Let's ...Martin and Jay are fired up.
Okay, so our first game
of the night is Beer Bombs!
[Cheers and applause]
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna
give you 10 giant ba*ls.
You're welcome.
Blake: Oh.
And it's your job to sink
those ba*ls into these 10 cups.
Our gold cup
is worth 2 points,
and all the other cups
are worth one.
So that huge arm is gonna try
and swat your ba*ls away,
and try to block you
so don't let it.
Because if you get the ball
in the cup, we remove it.
Got it.
Let's play this.
to determine who goes first.
Jay, if you could give me
a really good impression,
I'll let you call it.
You said heads?
You want heads, right?
I say heads.
Heads gonna hit.
Swear to God.
We gonna beat the game.
Why? All day.
Swear to God.Kevin Hart.
Let's do it. Ah!
Let's go!
That's actually better
than Kevin Hart.
All right. Let's see,
but you got heads.
Jay: Oh-oh!Carson: All right.
Oh, oh!
You got heads.
It's on, Nashville.
So do you guys want
to go first or second?
You know what?
Out of respect,
I'ma let Martin go first.
Thank you, my son.Hey, no problem.
[Laughter]
Well, I say we get
Beer Bonged.
[Cheers and applause]
Swing that arm,
let's get started.
[Cheers and applause]
Oh, right away,
went right for it.
I love that.
Come on, Jay.
Oh, doing a ton.
Crowd: Oh!
All right, man.
Denied.
Yep. All right, Kassandra.
♪♪
Carson: Oh.Blake: Wait for it.
Look at this,
look at this.
[Cheers and applause]
1 point.
[Cheers and applause]
[Indistinct chatter]
It's my star student.
Come on, Jonsy.
Oh.
Nice shot, Jonsy
All right, Martin.
Let's see what you got.
Mercy's for the week.
Carson: Look at this.
Blake: Oh, come on.
[Cheers and applause]
That's Team Martin
with 2 points so far.
So it shall be written
and so it shall be done.
Jay. Jay.Let's go.
Jay, I think you're
just overdressed for sports.
I'm overdressed for sports?
Maybe it's the jacket.Like, we swag over here.
You see this?
You know what I'm saying?
Swag would be getting it
in the cup.
Okay, love. I got you.
I got you.
♪♪
[Cheers and applause]
Let's go!
That works.
You want to make it bloody?
Well, let's go.
It's 2 to 2.
Kassandra, no pressure.
♪♪
Blake: Oh.Carson: Ohh!
You got this.
Oh.
Get this in.
Oh.
Hands going back,
back to back.
Oh!
[Cheers and applause]
It's hot, it's hot.
What are we doing?
Absolutely phenomenal shot
if I do say so myself.
Absolutely phenomenal.
[Inaudible]
President Trump,
excellent shot.
[Cheers and applause]
[Speaking Spanish]
That's Spanish.Cali... okay.
Team Cobra Kai.
It's 3 to 3.
Jonsy, you can have you team
take the lead right here.
How many have I made?None.
[Laughs]But we gonna change that.
You got it, bro.
You got it.
Crowd: Aw.Oh, my goodness.
All right.
Come on, Martin.
Like that first one.
Oh, watch this, watch this.
Crowd: Oh!
Nikki: Come on, Jay.
Blake: Throwing it
one-handed again.
Crowd: Oh!
Jay: Watch this.
[Cheers and applause]
Watch that! Watch that.
Nothing but net!
You talking trash.Nikki: That's my girl.
That's my girl.
So we're gonna speed
up the hand.
[Cheers and applause]
You got that.
You got that, bro.
Oh!
Oh, god dang. sh**t.
You guys got 4 points.
They got 3 points,
so if you get one in,
you could really kick their a*s.
All right.
Oh.
[Laughs]
No!
Kassandra: [Laughs]
[Indistinct]
[Cheers and applause]
[Laughs]
You got to make these
next three.
You're best revolutionary
we've got.
Your sensei
has taught you well.
They've got 5 points,
and your team has 3.
Hey, hold on.
Hold on real quick.
Hold on real quick.
Let me get some [Indistinct].
Can I use this real quick?
Can I use this?
Let me use this hat.
[Cheers and applause]
Turn into a Nashville star,
baby, hold on.
Here we go.
What you think?
What you think we doing?
Oh, he makes one.
[Cheers and applause]Let's go!
Team Jay has 4,
Team Martin has 5.
Martin's up.
5-4.
That's right.
And two cups left.
You could finish this game
right here, right now.
So it shall be written,
so it shall be done.
♪♪
Jay: Oh, no![Cheers and applause]
They won the game.
Team Martin has won the game
with 6 points.
Team Jay, you've got 4.
I have got to overthrow you.
Jay: That's facts.
I will call upon it later, sir.
Sorry, Team Jay,
you've lost,
but it's not all lost
because this is "Barmageddon",
and we like what's fun
and not what's fair.
Right.
So if you want to even
the score,
you can spin
our Wheel of Redemption.
If you complete
one of these challenges,
you can tie this game
right here, right now.
So are you gonna be
brave enough to spin this wheel?
Can we huddle up?
Yeah, let's huddle up.
Let's huddle up.
[Cheers and applause]
All: [Chanting]
Wheel, wheel, wheel,
wheel, wheel, wheel, wheel,
wheel, wheel.
We're gonna ...We're gonna
spin the wheel of death.We're gonna spin the wheel.
Yes!Gonna spin the wheel?
[Cheers and applause]Yes!
Wheel.
[Cheers and applause]
Blake: Let's go.
All: [Chanting]
Wheel, wheel, wheel,
wheel, wheel, wheel, wheel.Nikki: ...Ring of Fire.
[Chanting continues]There could be hope.
Jay: Hey, I'm from
the South, baby.
Pig's feet ain't nothing to me,
pickled eggs is nothing,
or the Ring of Fire.
Look, my blood type
is Satan.
He's called out
your Wheel of Redemption.
I think you need
to put some peppers.
He is, that son of a b*tch.
That could be Hope.Carson: That could be Hope.
That could be Hope!
Oh, but it's not.
Crowd: Oh!
Ring of Fire.
Serrano peppers.
Hot serrano peppers.
This'll be nothing for you.
I ... I'm over 30,
so I need Pepto Bismol.
So you know what I mean?
Hey, look, all y'all
in y'all 20s.
Y'all look ... look,
you've got a little bit left.
All them Flamin' Hot Cheetos
and hot Takis,
that...gonna [Bleep]
you up, okay?
I'm just letting you know.
This is Carson,
this is for Blake.
It's gonna be 1-1
after you do this.
This is for "Barmageddon".
Let's go, Nikki.
Nikki: Let's see it. Oh.Carson: Oh, my ... oh.
Do I put it back in there?
Yeah, you put it back in.Carson: Doesn't matter.
All right.How is it?
Blake: Look at Jay.[Laughter]
Look at Johnny.He needs some milk!
Do we have some almond milk
for my boy over here?
How does it feel, Jon?
[Mumbles]
Not good.
He can't even talk.Wait till tonight.
Blake:
He already got a drink.
Take a drink, take a drink.
Well, they've completed
the redemption,
which means now the score
is tied 1 to 1.
We'll be right back.
Don't you go anywhere.
Was that really a hot pepper?
Was it hot?
No, it was really hot.
Yeah?
It looked hot.
Blake: I can smell it.
Coming up ...Shut up.
That look like a sperm
from the South.
That's very provocative,
the way you're holding that.
Show them, Barney.I was a cowboy
in my previous life.
Give me some [Indistinct].
[Laughs]
It's the first time
in "Barmageddon" history.
Oh, sh*t.Thank you, my son.
So [Bleep] good.
He's hissing at me.
[Laughter]
Nikki: Welcome back
to "Barmageddon",
the game with high stakes
and low standards.
[Cheers and applause]Yeah, that's us.
Guilty as charged.
Currently our teams are tied
each 1 point.
And the next game
is a cross between pool,
fine art, and peekaboo.
It's Just the Tip.[Laughter]
I've been playing that game
my whole life,
you know,
since high school.
Just the tip?Yeah.
Oh.
Yeah.
That was
our theme at prom.
[Laughter]
I wonder what the outfit
was for that.
A giant condom?
[Laughter]
Just ... any ways,
one team will go at a time.
And for inspiration,
I will show them a picture.
Jonsy and Kassandra
will channel their inner artist.
Jay and Martin,
it's your job to guess
what the heck they're drawing.
And Blake and Carson
are gonna help you both out.
I draw a good stick figure.Hey, that works.
All right, Jonsy, you're up.
Round 1. Let's begin.
[Cheers and applause]
Where do I got to be?
Right here?
You got to get down
on the tip, baby.
All right.
One, two, three, let's go.
Oh, let's see
what we got here.
Uh-oh.Carson: Come on, Jay.
That's a "O".
All right.
It's a car. It's a wheel.
Is that a wheel?
Is that an apple?
[Laughter]Is it cherries?
Good job.Oh, my God.
You got it right.[Cheers and applause]
Cherries. It's cherries.
That's you. That's you.
You drew ... That's a cherry.
Carson,
that took you 11 seconds.
Jay: I would have not
guessed that.
That look like a sperm
from the South.
That's what
that looking like.
I said, "Hey,
I wouldn't have got it."
Look, I'm glad Carson here
got that.
That was impressive.
All right, Kassandra.
You're up, girl.
Let's see what you got.
One, two, three.
All right.Now that's ...
The clock's running,
for God's sake.
What in the hell?
Is it ...
A highway!
It's a ...
It's a tree trunk.
Tree?
Yeah, an ocean,
a house on an ocean.
Carson: Looks good so far.House on an ocean.
A lighthouse?Oh, my God, you got it.
You got it.
[Cheers and applause]
Just so [Bleep] good.
Are you kissing yourself?What was the time?
21 seconds.[Laughter]
Nikki: So because they were
faster, at the end of Round 1,
Team Jay has managed
to earn 1 point.
Carson: We're in the lead.
Now let's make our way
into Round 2.
You all ready?Let's go.
Okay, Jonsy, you're back up.
That's very provocative
the way you're holding that.
I was gonna say this is
a family show, but it's not.
There's no better way
of holding it.
All right. One, two, three.
Jonsy: Oh, all right.
It's a mushroom.Yeah, wait.
I like the ...Wait, wait, wait.
Is that a dinosaur?
That's a good call.[Bleep]
It's a Stegosaurus?
That's what it is.Blake: Yes.
A Stegosaurus.
Yes.
No, it's not,
'cause it's still going.
It's a taco.
Yeah!That is a [Bleep] taco!
[Bleep] taco.
That's what that is.It's a taco, bro.
Yo, the detail.
Let's go, Yonkers,
let's go!
You got that in 22 seconds.
You got 22 there?That's 22 seconds.
Yep.
Nikki: Kasandra, are you ready?
One, two, three.
Hold this grenade next.
Here we go.
Here we go, Marty.
Yeah.We got ...
That's a ...
ice fishing.
Onion.It's a ... that's a ...
What the fudge?
A tractor!
Yes!
[Cheers and applause]
Martin: That's good.Carson: That's no fair.
Very good.
I kept looking at Blake 'cause
I'm like, "He's gonna get this."
How is that a tractor?
[Laughs]
You don't see the wheel?
I see one wheel.
Tractors have two wheels.
I think that looks like
a tractor.
That's a Jenga piece
and a grape.
I swear for Lord.
That's how I learned
how to drive.
Jay: A tractor?Is it really?
Carson: All right.
What was the time on that?
11 seconds.
They won Round 2.
Yeah![Cheers and applause]
All right. So, I mean,
this is obviously
way too easy for you all.
So on Round 3, we ...
We're geniuses.
[Clears throat] Sorry.
So, Blake and Carson,
you're gonna be drawing
for your team this time,
all right?
Oh, you guys are screwed.
But because it's you guys,
we got to do something
a little different.
This time, I will only show them
just the tip of a picture,
and every 15 seconds,
I'll show them
a little bit more.
Whoever correctly guesses
first will win the whole game.
By the way,
this is the most ...
Shut up!
This is the most work
Carson Daly
has ever done in his life
is drawing this picture
with a pool cue.
I have four jobs, my friend.[Laughs]
Come on.The most physical work.
This is the most physical work
Carson's ever done.
Nikki: All right, Carson.
Don't screw this up.
Carson: What is ...
I mean, if you can't tell
what that is,
something's wrong with you.
What? What are you drawing?
That's all I got so far.
Wait, what?Come on, you don't know
what that is?A face! A face!
That's an A-cup breast,
I'll tell you that.
Ready?
You're gonna draw a face.Oh, my God.
That's a bee sting,
as Kanye would say.
A seal's lip.
That's a seal's lip?A seal's lip.
Okay, all right.You're drawing ...
Oh, I can tell what it is.What the hell?
I can tell what it is.
What? How?
What the [Bleep]
is happening here?
If you guys can't figure
this out,
something's wrong with you.
You know, are you ki...
are you guys seeing that?
That's a W.That's the Wu-Tang sign.
That's a W.That's the Wu-Tang sign
right there.All right, Carson,
Here's the last one.
Wait, Wu ... [Laughs]
Wait.
Is that a kite?
God dang it.
No, it's not a kite.
A dove? A dove?
What the ... hellfire?
What is that?
[Laughter]
What ... oh, a flower?
Or is it a ...
Wait, hatching ...
eggs hatching.
Blake: [Laughs]
Eggs hatching.
A dinosaur?Easter?
That is a ...
Martin: Yeah,
it's a dinosaur.
Butterfly, butterfly!Yep, that's it!
That's what I'm
talking about, Jonsy.
You got it.
What about that sh*t
says butterfly?
A minute and seven seconds.
Good job.
All right, Blake,
you're up.
I got to make sure
this thing's ready.
You just jerked
off the pool stick.
[Laughter]You ready?
Give me something, Nikki.
Come on.
All right.I already know
what this is.[Laughs]
I know what
I'm gonna draw.
Hold up now. Dun, dun ...
A whale! A whale.
Jay: [Laughs]
That's not a whale.
A bridge.
Nikki: He's good.
Armadillo!Yes!
I knew it! I knew that's
what it was gonna be.
Yes![Cheers and applause]
That's the end of the game,
and Team Martin has won.
And Team Jay,
what is wrong with you?
[Laughter][Cheers and applause]
But wait. We have another way
for you to win.
You want me to spin
the [Bleep] wheel?
[Laughter]
We have the
Wheel of Redemption.
Okay, what's that?[Crowd chanting "wheel"]
We have Pig's feet,
we have Pickled Eggs,
and we have that
small sliver of Hope.
Spin the God dang wheel.
[Chanting continues]
Can I spin it or do
you want to spin it?
Yeah, but you haven't done
anything yet in this game.
Okay, cool.
Hope, come on, hope.
Hope, hope, hope.
Feet, feet, feet,
feet, feet.
Stop! Oh, my God.
Oh, my God, we got Hope![Cheers and applause]
Oh, my gosh,
he just hit the sliver of Hope.
That is the first time
in "Barmageddon" history.
And you just got yourself
an automatic point.
Now the game is tied.Oh!
Oh, all we gotta do is sh*t.
We don't got to do sh*t.
No pickled nuts for you.
It's a day off, son.
Good job.
Geez.
[Laughter]
♪♪
I don't think Marty's
actually that happy about it.
I think Marty wanted
to see some pig's feet.
Yeah, I really wanted to see
some, like, pig's feet.
No. They're gonna have to eat
the pickled feet next round.
Y'all have seasoned salt?
You. You specifically.
Yeah, you will eat the sh*t.
Because you talk sh*t,
I want you to eat a pickled egg.
I thought you were
pure happiness.
Huh?♪ I love you
♪ You love me
Oh, Marty. Like that pig ...
that purple dinosaur is ...
Is that 'cause
he's in a purple suit,
is that what you're saying?
I was thinking the same thing,
and I was like, "Should I?"
[Laughs]
She just called me Barney
and got away with it.
[Laughs]
Hey, are you guys ready
to play the next game?
Let's do it.Let's do this.
[Cheers and applause]
All right. We are back
with more "Barmageddon".
After two games, the teams
are tied each with 2 points.
Welcome to Barmageddon Lanes.
All the fun of bowling without
the risk of athlete's foot.
In this game, each of you
will play two frames.
You'll each to get to roll
your ball twice per turn.
Since you both are Viral VIPs,
like to make good choices,
Jonsy and Kassandra, you two
will get right on in here.
So what do you all say
we get this ball rolling?
Let's go!
This is Split Happens.
[Cheers and applause]
Hey, hold up.
Where their bowling shoes at?
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
You look like
New Year's Eve.
[Laughter]
It seems cruel.
I think she knows
how to do this.
She's pushing herself,
look at her.
Yeah.
She knows.
Martin: I've got a gladiator
in this ball here.
Yeah, you do.
She's a gladiator.
All right. Ready, set, go.
All right. Let's go.
[All cheering]
Oh!
Oh!
Good job![Cheers and applause]
Oh.
Woo-hoo.
I mean, what a champion.
Martin, you have a chance
to pick up the spare right here.
All right.
You see where
you've got to aim?
I've done this 550 times
back in ...
Oh, that's good.
I've done it
at Blake's house.
You know, he's got
17 of these games.
All right. Come over here,
let's bowl some people.
[Laughs] Yeah.[Laughs]
All right. Ready, set, go.
Come on!Go get it.
Come on!
Come on, girl!
You got it![Cheers and applause]
Jay: It's still standing!
It's still standing!They got the spare.
I don't wanna hear that sh*t.
You did it. Hold on,
just take a breath.
Beat that, Barney.
Wow, the pile-on.
Team Jay, you're up.
Pimp walk ... Do I do
the Denzel walk up here?
Yeah, yeah, just walk.All right. Okay.
Nikki: Oh, yeah. [Laughs]
The Denzel walk,
that's the Denzel walk.
All right, ready?
Carson: Come on! Let's go.
Let's go, let's go.
Keep going!
Oh!Nikki: Oh.
Split!Martin: Same. Five, five.
That's okay.
You can get a spare.
Go in for a another spare.
Carson: Oh, it's tight.
We need all your energy,
Nashville.
[Cheers and applause]That's right.
Ready, set, go.
Let's go. Come on.
Come on, there it is!
Got it.[Cheers and applause]
All right. Now we're tied up
each with 6 points.
Hold on. Get
that camera over here.
Get the camera.
Get the camera, God dang it.
Nikki: All right. Let's get
started with Round 2.
Ready, set, go.
Blake: Come on.
Come on, let's go, let's go.
Push! Come on, into it!
[Crowd cheers]
Okay.Nikki: Oh.
Oh! Oh!Carson: That was good.
Three pins down.
And do you guys think
you can get the spare?
Yeah? All right.
Ready, set, go.
Carson: Come on, Kassandra.
Oh, God, look at her.Martin: Yeah!
Oh.
All: Oh!
Carson: Good job, Kassandra.
You all right?Yeah.
Before we start
the final round,
the score is Team Martin
with 11 points,
and you guys have 6.
So that means if you want
to win this game,
you need to get
a strike or spare.
But to tie it up, you need
to get at least five pins.
In the words of Katt Williams'
"Pimpin'",
"We gon make it do
what it do."
Well, doing what it do,
come on up.
Strike and it's over.Carson: Come on, Jonsy.
Makes your parents proud.
Ready, set, go.
Carson: Strike...Nikki: Oh.
Oh, guys, we're gonna have
to get a spare.
Oh, no.
Jay, if you guys get the spare,
you win.
If you have to throw up,
aim for the hole right there.
Carson: Yeah, good call.
You don't want it rolling
around in there with you.
Yeah.Blake would know.
Jay: He's in this thing
bouncing like Cardi B.
It's great.
Ah.
[Cheering]
What the fudge?
Oh, oh.
Oh, no! He got stuck
on the corner.
All right, everyone,
Team Martin won again.
[Cheers and applause]
Martin: Come on, Jay.
I'm real sorry, Barn.
All right. Sadly, Team Jay,
yes, you have lost again.
But the Wheel of Redemption's
got your back
if you're up for it,
so what do you want to do?
Do you want to say yes
to spinning the wheel?
[Crowd chanting "wheel"]
No.We got ... we doing this.
[Cheers and applause]
We've got Pig's Feet
available
and Pickled Eggs
available for you,
for your dining
and dancing pleasure.
I want the eggs, bro.
I'm not even gonna lie.
Those feet, a lot of bacteria.
Now you could just have
some confidence and go,
"We're gonna win
the next two games anyway."
We're gonna win those
anyway,
but we want to stay,
we want to ...
Okay, fair enough.
[Crowd chanting "wheel"]
This is just good television.
Oh, it's gonna be feet.
Nikki: Oh, we've got Pig's Feet!
[Crowd cheers]
This is the most
disgusting thing we have
on the Wheel of Redemption.
I want America
to see the same reveal
that they're about to see.
Okay, you ready?
Oh, sh*t.
That's what they're
about to eat.
Nikki: You guys only have
to have a bite.
You don't have to eat
the whole thing.
Martin: Barney will eat
the whole thing. He's good.
Blake: Jonsy, you said
you haven't eaten today.
Yeah, but, oh, my God,
it's hard.
You can't even
cut through it.
It's hard.
What type of pig
from Wakanda is this sh*t?
[Pigs feet squelch]Oh, and it's making noises.
Boys, just pick it up
with your hands and eat it.
Just like ribs.We're in Nashville.
How do you eat this sh*t?
There! Oh, my God!Oh, my God!
Oh, Jonsy, oh.
What is happening here?
Kassandra:
Why'd he bite the toenail?
He bit the toenail.
Jay's ... Man up!Man up!
Nikki: All right?Ready?
[Cheers and applause]Ready.
Pig's feet.
Come on now, Barney.
Nikki: Give it up
for Virginia, Jay.
All right, Team Jay,
you did it so let's add
a win to that score.
Our teams are tied
with three wins each.
We will be right back.
I ate the toenail, I think ...You ate the hoof.
Ugh!
Jay: It's bad.
It's like biting into rubber.
It's like I don't know if y'all
watch "Dragon Ball",
but, like, Majin Buu
it's like if you chewed him,
that's how that sh*t
would taste.
[Laughs]
♪♪
This is "Barmageddon",
where we never estimate
the importance of a party.
Now we've combined the fun
of a paintball range
with the allure
of the Wild West,
one of the most
classic games in history.
It's H.O.R.S.E. on a Horse.
[Cheers and applause]
You'll be sh**ting at a wall
full of targets.
You'll get three paintballs
each turn
to try and spell
the word "horse".
For each target you hit,
you get a letter.
The first team
to spell "horse" wins the game.
You don't have to call
your shot, but if one of you
hits something,
the next person has to it, too.
The first team to get
all five letters wins the game.
All right, Team Jay,
you ready for it?
Absolutely.Giddy up, boy.
Giddy up!Get up on the horse.
[Cheers and applause]
Look at him,
look at that cowboy.
[Cheers and applause]
[Laughs]Show 'em, Barney.
[Applause]
Carson: Oh!
[Cheers and applause]
Oh, he slapped
his own butt.
Okay. Ready, set, giddy up.
[Band playing "William Tell
Overture: Final"]
Carson: Come on, Jay.
Blake: Here he goes.
♪♪
[Cheers and applause]
A little lower.
[Paintball thuds][Cheers and applause]
Oh!Carson: Oh, he hit it.
[Cheers and applause]Stop playing with me, son!
I was a cowboy
in my previous life.
[Laughs]
I'm not that purple dinosaur.
Let's go. Let's go, baby.
Nikki: Martin, you got to get
the can of beans, too.
All right. Giddy on up.
♪♪
Crowd: Oh!
It don't matter.
Keep going.
[Laughter]
Crowd: Oh!
♪♪
Oh.
[Band stops]
[Cheers and applause]
Yeah, it's a little horse.
It's good for Barney.
[Laughter]Barney knows how to ride.
[Laughter]
So Team Jay has an H.Give me my H, baby.
Team Martin got nothing.
H! We got H.
All right, Jonsy, you ready?
Hey, can I get somebody's hat?
Blake: Oh, here you go.
For America, Jonsy,
for America.
[Cheers and applause]
All right. Giddy on up.
Come on. Let's go, horsey.
[Laughs]
♪♪
Crowd: Oh!
Martin: Well, hey,
that's close.
♪♪
No, readjust.
[Paintball thuds]
Nikki: All right!
He got the saloon.
Kassandra, you got to get
the "saloon" sign, all right?
All right.
I'll show you boys how to ride.
Let's go, Kassandra.I'm behind you, girl.
That's all sh*t out of
the back of my truck, too.
I need some of
that stuff back.
Hey, don't hit
my whiskey bottle.
I can still get something
out of that.
All right. We've got Team Jay
with H-O, and Kassandra,
get that H. All right.
Oh, she's going gangster.Oh!
Giddy on up.
[Crowd cheering]
[Paintball thuds][Cheers and applause]
She got "saloon".
Carson: You're good,
you're good.
All right, I think we need
to get her off the horse.
Get your finger
off the trigger.
My bad.
Don't worry,
you can't get disqualified.
[Laughs]
When you see the prizes,
you'll really be upset.
[Laughter]
Well, we've got Team Jay
with H-O.
And now we've got
Team Martin with an H.
All right, Jay, you're up.
Come on, Jay.
Look at them cowboy boots
he's got on.
You can't put spurs
on those shoes.
[Laughter]
What are you trying
to hit over here?
Do you want me to tell you
or you want me to do it?
[Laughs]
You know what? Giddy up.Jay: Giddy up.
Let's see what you got.
[Cheers and applause]
[Paintball thuds][Cheers and applause]
Whoo!
Oh!
Oh, wow.
All right. Well, we've got
Team Jay with H-O-R.
Now Team Martin, Martin, you got
to get that whisky bottle.
All right.
[Cheers and applause]
All right, Martin,
You only got three shots
to get that whiskey bottle,
okay?
[Cheers and applause]
Crowd: Oh!
Nope.
Oh!
One more shot.
Crowd: Oh!
Oh-oh!
h*-h*-h*-h*-h*.[Laughs]
I was channeling
my inner Cobra Kai,
and I hit it.
What happened to you?
It's Barney's horse, man,
what're you supposed to do?
It's not your fault, Marty.
It's Barney's horse.
Jonsy, you're up.
[Cheers and applause]
Giddy on up.
[Cheers and applause]
Crowd: Oh!
[Cheers and applause]I hit it.
Did he hit the handle?He hit the handle.
[Paintball thuds]Crowd: Oh!
Oh!
Blake: I think he got into it.
Carson: Let's see
what the cowboy says.
Looks good, Team Jay.
Wow.
He got the S!
[Cheers and applause]
Okay. Now remember your team
only has an H,
and you guys have an H-O-R-S.
Giddy up!
[Band playing "William Tell
Overture: Final"]
You got to hit
the blue cup.
You have to hit the cup.
A little lower.
Crowd: Oh!That's it.
[Band stops]
It's Barney's horse.[Laughter]
All right, Jay, you're up.
Oh, it's my turn?
Oh, here we go.
You hit one target,
you win right here.
All right.
Ready? Giddy-up.
[Band playing "William Tell
Overture: Final"]
Oh! No hands.
[Paintball thuds]
Oh!
Oh!
Team Jay wins.
They officially win.
It's Barney's horse, man.
I'm affected.
You can't beat anyone
on Barney's horse.
Carson: They've won again!
They've won again!
Oh, my God, he's doing
the Electric Slide.
Barney is winning.Good work, Barn.
With that shot,
Team Jay wins.
Big applause.
[Cheers and applause]
Okay. So Team Martin,
there are no more chances
to earn any extra point
with the Wheel of Redemption.
But there is one game left,
so you won't want to miss it.
Yeah!
[Cheers and applause]
[Cheers and applause]
There you go.
Back in the day,
I knew a little bit.
You play a little hoops?I played a little hoops.
[Cheers and applause]
Welcome back to "Barmageddon".
I am here with Jay and Martin,
and their teammates,
Jonsy and Kassandra.
Okay. With one game left,
Team Martin has 3 points
and Team Jay has 4.
And I hate to say it,
but we only have one game left.
Aw.
Time flies
when you're having beers.
It's time to play
some Four Play.
[Cheers and applause]
You and your Viral VIP
will take turns sh**ting hoops
into these gigantic whiskey
barrel hoops.
The first one who can line up
four in a row up and down,
side-to-side,
or diagonally wins.
We'll play
until there's a winner,
so I say let's play
some Four Play.
Let's do it. Who's up?
Martin, you're up.Marty!
And I need you all
to come on over.
Let's go, Marty.
So you're gonna have
the blue ba*ls.
Yes.
Perfect. And then Jay...Blue ba*ls.
...you'll be here,
all right.
All right.
Take your time.
Martin: All right, baby.Come on, Marty.
Oh.Oh, it's a little short.
All right, Jay.
Make some noise, Nashville!
[Cheers and applause]
[Laughs]
Oh, look at him getting
loosey-goosey, look at that.
Should I do it with one,
Blake, or two?
Which should I do it to?Well, one if it's possible.
One, all right.
All: Oh!
In-and-out heartbreak.
It's not possible.Jay: It's cool.
Now we know
it's not possible.
It is.Carson: Look at this,
look at this.Miscalculating.
Oh![Cheers and applause]
Martin: That's my girl,
that's my girl, yeah.
Kassandra!
Jay: You got it, bro.Kassandra: All right,
keep going, keep going.Blake: Come on, Jonsy.
Carson: Oh!These are ...
Nikki: Both of you guys.
Come on, Martin.
Oh. Too short.
Almost.
Just short.It's all right.
Come on, Jay.
Hey, the foot, the foot,
the foot!
Oh, look at her
watching you.
Trust me, it don't mean
sh*t, trust me.
She's an official,
look at that.
She is.
Blake: Oh, look at this.Oh, no.
Crowd: Aw.
Oh, almost.
You got it, bro-bro.
Ah, in there.
Swimwear, baby.
Here we go.Swimwear.
That's that Pee-Wee dance.
Crowd: Oh!We'll take it.
We'll take it.
We'll take it,
God damn.
Oh no.
Carson: Go, Kassandra.
Oh, almost.
On the same one.
Same one, pee-wee squad.
Jay: It's all right,
don't worry.
[Cheers and applause]
I gotta redeem myself, y'all.
All right.
No mercy.Nah, I know, right?
He doing some
different sh*t.
No mercy.
Carson: Nice.[Cheers and applause]
[Grunts]Marty, great shot.
Okay.Come on, Jay.
What do I have to do?
What do I have to do?
You'd want to get
on top of it, yeah?
Carson: Money.Crowd: Oh!
We've got an intern in there
just knocking them out.
Oh, that almost
blocked it.
Crowd: Oh!
[Laughs]Whoa, baby girl, yeah!
Tie it up.2 and 2.
You got a 2.
[Cheers and applause]
That's it,
one more in there.
So, what am I aiming for?
The orange one, because
we don't want them to go ...
Marty, you know
what you got to do.
You got to block it.
You got to spoil
their fun, Marty.
Jay: Oh, Marty.Oh!
Oh, Martin.
You could win
the whole thing right here.
A lot of pressure.
All of Barmageddon,
you could win.
Pressure don't work with me.
It's okay.
I see you over here
getting closing and sh*t.
Just don't worry about it,
because you can do it.
I can do it?Yeah, go ahead.
Thank you, brother.[Hisses]
He's hissing at me.[Laughs]
[Cheers and applause]
I thought that was supposed
to be like your ba*ls deflating.
Your ball has an air leak
or something.
You can win the whole thing
right here, Jay.
The whole thing.
Oh no.
Crowd: Oh!It worked.
Kassandra...The poison hiss worked.
...you know what you got
to do, girl.
Carson: The curse.
The curse of the ...Jay: I'm cursed, man.
Crowd: Oh!
All right, Jonsy,
you can win it all right here.
[Crowd cheering]
Here's me redeeming myself.
For the game,
let's hear it.
[Cheers and applause]
♪♪
[Cheers and applause]
[Cheers and applause]
This is your moment.
Carson: One away.One away.
All right, Jonsy,
you can win it all right here.
[Cheers and applause]
Here's me redeeming myself.
Let's go for the game.
Come on ...
For the game,
let's hear it.
[Cheers and applause]
♪♪
[Cheers and applause]
You got it!
They won "Barmageddon".
They've won!
Team Jay just
won "Barmageddon".
Oh, my gosh!
Your life
will never be the same.
Your life will never be
the same again.
It will never
be the same again.
Yes! Amazing.
They were good.They were worthy opponents.
They were worthy.Great job, guys.
Thank you, thank you.
And the winner of Four Play
with a total
of 5 points for the night ...
Team Jay,
you have won "Barmageddon".
Okay, Jonsy, since someone ran
over your bike and your dreams,
you're getting
a new bike reflector.
[Bike bell dings]
Congratulations, buddy.Oh!
Wow!They'll see you.
They'll see you.Wow!
[Laughs]They'll see you coming.
You're welcome.Wow, thank you.
You're welcome.Thank you.
You're welcome.Thank you, man.
And Jay, you now get to sport
the hottest, trendiest,
most coveted medal
in the world, our Cappy.
Come on up, sir.[Cheers and applause]
Carson: Look at you.Good job, captain.
Look at you.Dreams do come true.
It's like an Oscar.
[Cheers and applause]
Speech!
Flava Flav.
Speech!
A few words.
Mama, Mama Boonie.
[Laughter]
[Speaking foreign language]
Everybody that watches
"The Color Purple" got that.
But if you didn't, you got
research to do, White folks.
Come on.[Laughter]
I would just like to say,
I don't never really be
winning nothing,
so it feels good
to actually win.
And I got a shoutout to Jonsy
because for real, man,
he came through
and clutched that last.Blake: Jonsy!
He did.
Hey, Jay, please wear
that as a belt buckle
as you leave Nashville.
This one?Yeah, that'd be a great
belt buckle to wear
to the airport.
Go like this.Look at that.
[Laughter]
I say, "Hey, hey,
stop looking down [Bleep]"
[Laughter]
Nikki: Well, one more time for
Jay and Jonsy, everyone.
[Cheers and applause]Congratulations.
[Cheers and applause]
You know what?
If you look good,
you can come to Nashville
and win.
Whoo!
Whoo!
My hero.That's right.
And we got to give up one more
time for Martin and Kassandra.
They did so good.[Cheers and applause]
He's a legend.Good work.
Man.
You are
the Barmageddon legend.Nikki: Thank you, players,
so much, and our audience
in Nashville,
you all were amazing.
And to everyone watching
at home, you are the best.
Thank you so much.
We'll see you next time
on "Barmageddon".
Barney won.Barney won.
Blake, take us home.
♪ Over and over,
everybody makes my prediction ♪
♪ So if I get stoned
and sing all night long ♪
♪ It's a family tradition
Whoo!
♪♪
♪♪
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01x04 - Jay Pharoah vs. Martin Kove
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In a bar-themed game show, two celebrities compete against each other in five pub games, where the winner of the cash prize would choose a viral Internet sensation, where each has chosen to support.
In a bar-themed game show, two celebrities compete against each other in five pub games, where the winner of the cash prize would choose a viral Internet sensation, where each has chosen to support.