Ang Darling Kong Aswang (2009)

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According to folklore...

good spirits appear
when the sun shines its brightest.

But when the full moon arises...

it's time for creatures
that tran sform...

an d morph into something el se
to come out.

Oh powerful Prince of Darkness...

we, your loyal disciples...

are here once again
to receive our strength.

Get away from me,
you traitors an d renegades.

Disloyal in deed, you will never
learn from your mistakes.

An d the evil that you hel d,
you are now ready to unleash.

Bebang, we're already here.

Here's for the fare.

- Good evening, Mr. Kuruwasa.
- Good evening.

Good evening.

So how's your film project
on the tradition of penance?

Very good.

What did he say?

He said he was able to sh**t
very good documentaries here.

- That's good, that's good.
- Yes.

You can sh**t the pabasa too.

What did he say this time?

He's going to give you money.

Your voice sen ds shivers
down my spine...

Thank you so man y,
man y, man y, man y, man y!

You know what?
You can sh**t the pabasa.

You can sh**t me, sh**t them,
sh**t everybody!

Go, go ahead!

- Thank you.
- Arigato, arigato.

- Don't forget my cut.
- Later. I still have to count it.

Just go inside and
orient him about the pabasa.

Bebang!

- What is it, sir?
- Peping is having another asthma attack.

- He might die this time!
- Oh my God!

What do you call the song?

The song is called pasyon.

Pasyon?

In heaven...

What do you call the singer?

Pasyonistas.

- Pasyonistas?
- Yes, yes.

Oh, you're wheezing as if
you're already going to die.

Here's your inhaler. There.

Oh! Oh my! Oh, Peping!
Wait a minute, Peping!

Oh, hold this and just stay here
while I go and scold those kids.

Hey, we're still observing
the Holy Week!

Jesus Christ is dead
so go back to your homes!

A few more minutes, ma'am.

No! Go home now or else
the monsters will start to come out!

You're not going to stop?
So you don't want to stop?

Ahh, monsters!

Oh, those naughty kids.

Ahhh, monsters!

A monster!

My husband! Let my husband go!

Let my husband go!

So you don't want to let him go, huh?!

Hey, let's join forces!

It's monsters versus the h*m*!

- We're going to fight!
- We're going to fight!

Here!

A monster wearing a wig?!
How cheap!

We won, my fellow h*m*!

Yes, yes.

Winner!

This must the next level!

- What's this?
- Dogs with sore eyes?!

Run!

Look, sisters,
they're also monsters.

But we've got to admit
that they're handsome.

And fresh too!

You're so handsome, gu ys.

You can pass for actors.

What's your name?

Hey, what's your name?

Hi, handsome.

Thanks.

Wait, wait, wait, wait!
Be gentle.

Wait!

We both know that
I'm helpless against you.

You're a strong man...

while I'm just a woman...
at heart.

If that's what you want
then I'll give it to you.

Is this what you want?
Do you want my body?

There! You can have it all!
There!

Good evening.

Ouch! Monsters!
Monsters, Victor!

What monsters?!

You keep on having nightmares
because you're always sleeping!

Well, I stayed up late last night.
I'm sorry, Victor.

Hey, Tom.

You can't relax
and sleep around here...

just because you're my cousin
and I got you hired.

Do your job.

Okay, sure. An ything you say.

Wake up.

You're in a bad mood again, sir.

I think it's about time for you
to have another partner in life.

Kath y, I may be a widower
but I'm not available, okay?

But wh y?

My heart is exclusively for my kids.

Your kids are so lucky.

But I'm available
if you ever want to have more, sir.

I volunteer, Kath y. I'm available.

We can have a zebra, Pegasus,
or a unicorn with stripes.

Whatever!

Stop.

Kath y might have the swine flu.
Here, have some alcohol.

You're right.

Oh, this stings the eyes.

Come and eat, my grandchildren.

- Good morning, Grandpa.
- Good morning.

- Good morning, Grandpa.
- Good morning.

- That's delicious, you know.
- Wow.

Bulan town in vaded by mon sters!

This news is horrible, Grandpa!

The people were ravaged by monsters?

Yuck!

Are monsters real, Grandpa?

Yes, but from what I know
they no longer do that.

Tado! Tado! Tado!

Tado! Tado! Tado! Tado! Tado!

Tado?!
Are you deliberately baiting me?!

No, sir.

I just came here to inform you
that there are drunkards...

who are causing trouble
at Mister Mario's store.

Where are they from?

They're strangers.

Go ahead and eat, dears.

I just have to fix something.

I'm going to destroy your store
if you don't give me beer!

Pay me first!

You senile old man! b*stard!

Want me to hit your face
with this chair?!

Drop it!

Stop causing mayhem here in my community
or else you'd be in big trouble!

Yes, we'll beat you up!

Hey, stop meddling or else
I'm going to throw this at you!

Let's go!
He'll really throw that at us!

Go ahead!

Feeling brave, aren't you?

Wh y did you dodge it, Victor!

Hello, Dad.

Go. Hit him.

Does it hurt?!

- Feeling brave, aren't you?!
- Just a bit.

Ouch! Ouch!

Hey, Dad! You still have it!

Still have it, huh?!

Arrest them.

- Okay, Sir Do.
- Take them away.

How dare you cause trouble here?!

Up!

- We'll just dispose these g*ons, okay?
- Okay, Dad.

Bye.

Sis, Daddy's home!

Really?

Let's go.

- Daddy!
- Daddy!

Oh, I've really got
such beautiful daughters.

Of course, Daddy.
We take after Mommy.

But I take after
both Mommy and Daddy.

That's better.

We'll go to school now, Daddy.

Okay. Be good, will you?

We're always good, Dad.

Bye, Daddy. See you later.

- Bye.
- Love you, Dad.

Love you too.

I take after Mommy.

Have a snack, Ma.

Join me.

lda!

ls it true that you two
no longer eat human flesh?

What made you say that?

Well, that meat you were holding
smelled like animal meat.

Right, sisters?

Yes, sister.

Can you prove that
what we ate was animal meat?

Yes.

How? Were you able to hold it?

Were you able to eat it?

- No.
- But we could really smell it.

Smell isn't a solid proof...

for you to believe your children's
accusations, Barang.

True, lda.

But once l find out that
what they're saying is true...

l won't think twice about k*lling you.

Keep that in mind.

Wh y are you clearing the table, Victor?
Let me do that.

Let me do it, Dad.
l'm not yet sleepy an yway.

Just take care of the laundry.

Where's Tom?

l don't know. He just disappeared.

l feel so guilty, son.

l haven't been able to take care
of you or my grandchildren well.

lt's okay, Dad.

Let's just hire a young maid.

Tom's going to recommend one,
by the way.

Oh, never mind.

l'm sure it's just someone
from the karaoke bar.

Then good.

You have a point.
But no, Old Simang would do.

Do? Do?

Old Simang.

Here's what l bought
from the market.

Victor?

Yes, ma'am.

- So you're already home.
- l've been home for hours, ma'am.

Where are my charges?

They already went to school.

Oh, that's good.

l'll just go down and chop some wood.

She's tough, isn't she?
She can still chop wood at her age.

- Victor...
- Dad?

lnstead of a maid...

wh y don't you just find a wife
who will take care of you and the kids?

And what's important is that
you'll be happy again.

Dad, l'm already happy
just being with my kids.

Well, you've got a point.

Come on, get some rest now.

Okay, Dad.

Hey! How dare you, horsey?!

Horsey? How inconsiderate.

Can't you see my teddy bear
and l are sleeping?

Unbelievable!

And you even have
complete accessories.

lt's like you own this bed.

l was just trying out
your soft bed, cousin.

Well, now you've tried it out.
So excuse me, cousin...

but get out of my bed and sleep
on your usual place on the floor.

Fine, fine.

There's nothing l can do
about it an yway.

Say good night to Victor.

Good night.

Okay, good night.

Eliza, this is for you.

Thanks. But we already have some.

Wait.

You're still very elusive to me.

Keep this in mind, Eliza.

l'm the only one who has the right
to your love and your heart.

Otherwise something bad
will happen to you and your family.

Ah, smells delicious!

Daddy, we're home.

Hey, my dears.

- Flowers for you, Daddy.
- Oh, thank you.

Those are fresh flowers, Daddy.
As fresh as we are.

Really? Can l have a kiss?

Right, your stench
is still very fresh.

You're such a clown, Daddy.

Your dinner's ready, okay?

- As for me...
- Wow, delicious.

l have to go to work now, okay?

Daddy, we'll take care
of your outfit for tonight!

- What?
- Let's go, Daddy!

Wait, wait.

What's this commotion all about?

That would look nice.

ls this okay with you, Daddy?

That's fine.

Wear your socks now, Daddy.

Are you free this weekend, Daddy?

This weekend? Of course. Wh y?

l think it would be nice
to go swimming.

She's right, Daddy.

Right time to wear my new swimsuit.

We could go.

Yes!

What's wrong with you?!

What's the problem, miss?

My car won't start.

Hard starting? Try it again.

The battery's dead.
l'll take care of it, miss.

Tom, you know what to do.

Yeah. Power charge drink!

- Okay, that's enough.
- Okay.

Horse power move!

Okay, miss, hit it!

Okay. You're good!

Turn the engine off, miss!

- Turn the engine off! Turn it off!
- Wh y?

- My cousin might die!
- But my engine might go dead!

There you go.

You're awesome. Thanks a lot.

lt's okay.

So what's your name?

- l'm Victor, by the way.
- My name is Aip.

- Aip?
- Uh huh.

What's wrong, miss?

You know what?
l think you look like my boyfriend.

- Really now?
- Yes, it's true.

Really?

But he's just more handsome.

- Thanks again.
- Okay.

See yah.

Victor!

lt's like l took drugs
for ten consecutive years!

Where are we going to hide, Mama?

We'll go to my cousin Banong.

Gerry.

- Victor.
- What's the problem?

lt suddenly stopped. Then the engine
started to emit smoke.

That's overheat. Do you have water?

l already drank it.

Ouch!

l meant for the radiator.

Oh. Well, l also drank it.

Stop it, Victor.

What are you waiting for?
Then get some water.

Okay, okay, okay.

Where are you going?

l'll get some water.

Wh y go far?
Just ask for some in there.

Oh my, not there.
lt looks creepy, Victor. See?

Are you going to ask for water or not?

l am. l'll just take Tom with me.

Take him with you.

- Let's go.
- So you really had to drag me.

Hurry. Let's get some water.

An ybody home?

ls an ybody house?

Let's go, Tom. l think no one's home.

Wait, wait, wait.
Let's check first. Open sesame!

See, the lock is open! An ybody house?

Oh, no house. Move.

- An ybody home?
- An ybody home?

- An ybody house?
- An ybody home?

An ybody home? We're looking...

lf there are no people here
then ghosts would do.

What ghosts are you talking about?!

Well, it's really scary in here, Tom!

- Come on, let's go back.
- Come here, come here.

Victor will just
send us back, you know.

Let's just do it.

But l'm really scared, Tom! Tom!

- Stop it!
- lt's so scary...

Stop it! Stop it or else
l'm going to leave you here!

Fine, l'll stay here.
You can go there on your own.

No. Victor gave the task
to both of us.

An ybody home?

There is the faucet.

- There is the pail!
- Okay.

An ybody home? An ybody home?

And we'll borrow your pail too.
An ybody home?

- Gerry! Gerry, you're so heavy!
- Tom, Tom...

- What?! What's wrong with you?!
- l'm really scared.

There's the faucet and there's the water.
Let's just do it.

We're really sorry it fell.

An ybody home?

- We're going to get some water now.
- He's right.

- An ybody home?
- Yes.

We're already getting some water.

Okay. l will close the faucet.

- Thanks! An ybody home?
- Thank you! An ybody home?

Gerry, the faucet turned on.

- Maybe you didn't turn it off properly.
- What?

- Turn it off. Make sure it's tight.
- Okay, okay.

l will tightly.

- We're sorry!
- Thank you.

Okay, we're leaving now.

- lt opened again, Gerry!
- What's wrong with you?

The faucet turned on again!

Never min d, never min d.
- Wh y?

Don't bother to turn it off.
Let's just walk backwards...

so that we'll see
if somebody's turning it on.

- Okay.
- Let's go. Let's go.

We're just asking for some water.

We're just asking for some water!
We didn't intend to bother you!

- We're sorry! We're sorry!
- And we asked for permission!

So that was just you, Victor!

- Right, it's me. Wh y?
- You scared us, Victor!

- Well, what took you so long?
- Well, there was no one home.

And it's really scary here.

Well, if there's no one here
what are you scared about?

You're just too jumpy.
That's not good, you know.

Let's go.

What are you doing here?

- A corpse!
- A ghost!

A corpse!

- A corpse! Run! Run!
- Hurry!

A corpse! A corpse!

Boss, boss, boss.

We're sorry
if they stole into the house.

They?! But you were there too!
Are you going to contest me?!

No, sir.
We just needed water for this.

We're reall y sorry, sir.

lt won't happen again. We're sorry.

Wh y?
Are you planning on doing it again?

No, no, no.
We're not planning on it!

We're sorry again. We're sorry.

We're sorry, sir.

Give me the water.

Oh my goodness!
Tom, she's beautiful!

Super beautiful!

Beautiful?
But he looks like a cadaver.

lt's not Mr. Cadaver.
We mean the chick.

- Victor...
- Chick?

Where?

Right, she's beautiful.

Ooh, ugly.

Our lives are in danger
at the province, Banong.

- l wish she'd be my girlfriend!
- Just as girlfriend?

l want her to be my wife,
as in right now!

Hi.

Look, Gerry. She's looking at me.

- Stop claiming her!
- Wh y not?

- She's looking at me!
- No, at me!

At me. Victor, look at the chick
and find out who she's staring at.

She's looking at me, right?

- She's looking at me.
- We don't stand a chance.

Damn you, Victor!

Just kidding.

- See, it's just a joke.
- You can have Whitey if you want her.

- You heard that. She's mine.
- No, you heard him. She's mine.

Mine. May the best man win.

What?

- May the best man win.
- What's that?

Victor?

Victor?

- Victor!
- Victor!

- Hey...
- Victor, what's wrong with you?!

lt's like... it's like
Miss Beautiful h ypnotized me.

What?

l saw the twinkle in your eyes
when you saw that handsome man.

l felt weird when l saw him, Ma.

That's love, dear.

lt's not wrong for us to love someone
who's not like us, you know.

Maybe the legend
that true and everlasting love...

can cure us will come true.

What about Joaquin's threat?

Forget about it.

Cousin Victor.

Cousin?

Yes?

What's your first impression
when you saw the girl?

Nothing.

Great.

But after she stared at me l just
couldn't seem to get her off my mind.

- Now we don't stand a chance.
- You're right about that.

Maybe she's your match, son.

ls she really beautiful?

She's really beautiful, Dad.

Or does she look like
one of the girls in a karaoke bar?

Let's get Daddy some.

- Okay.
- Let's get some again.

Hey, what you're doing isn't right.

Let me pick the flowers
for you instead.

Here you go.

Thank you, miss.

No problem.

But it's bad to steal
so don't do that again, okay?

Just come here
an ytime you need flowers.

- Thank you.
- Thank you.

l'm Eliza, by the way.

l'm Aileen.

And l'm Angel.

Okay.

- Thanks again.
- Thanks again.

Sure.

- Don't give up! Think positive!
- Don't give up! Think positive!

- Don't give up! Think positive!
- Don't give up! Think positive!

- Don't give up! Think positive!
- Don't give up! Think positive!

- Don't give up! Think positive!
- Don't give up! Think positive!

- Don't give up! Think positive!
- Don't give up! Think positive!

- Don't give up! Think positive!
- Don't give up! Think positive!

- Don't give up...
- Hey, stop it!

Can't you see l'm thinking?!

- Daddy!
- Daddy!

- Hi, Daddy.
- Hi.

- Flowers for you again...
- Flowers for you again...

- ...Daddy.
- Hey, thank you.

Where do you bu y
these flowers an yway?

- Secret.
- Secret.

Fine, so that's your secret.

Who is this from?

Dear, Eliza. Hi an d hello, beautiful.
My name is Victor Lagman.

A widower, an d has two cute daughters.
Manager of a call center.

Can l visit an d get to know you better?

Hi, han dsome. My name is Eliza Santos.

l'm single...
you can come in an d visit.

- Yes!
- He said yes, Tom.

Come in.

Thanks, handsome.

- Wh y?
- Just him. You two can't come in.

- Victor!
- Victor!

Well, he said you can't come in.

Go away!

So are you just going
to stare at each other?

Victor, this is my mother lda.

Victor Lagman, ma'am.

Please have a seat.

Thanks, ma'am.

By the way, that's my cousin Banong.

What? He's your relative?

Yes.

Wh y? Do you doubt it?

No, l was just asking.

You kind of look like them
an yway, right?

Hi. Hello, everybody.

Hi there, spider.

Who let you in here?

We just let ourselves in.
An y problem?

Well, we just wanted to make friends,
especially with madam.

Yes, ma'am.

l'm lda, Eliza's mother.

Excuse me.

My name is Tom, capital T-O-M, Tom.

Victor is my cousin.

He's your cousin?

You also doubt it, don't you?

And my name is Gerry.

l'm the executive officer
of our community here.

We brought a welcome gift for you!

For our hospitality
and hospitalization.

Thanks so much.
Oh, you shouldn't have bothered.

- That's nothing.
- Don't mention.

What's wrong? What's wrong?

Can you just pick those up
and get out of here?!

And take your welcome gift with you!
Get out of here!

But we really brought that for you.
That's expensive, you know.

- Go!
- This is unbelievable.

- Just go! We don't need that!
- Nobody, nobody want you!

Nobody, nobody want you!

You too. Get out of here.

- Me too?
- Yes!

But l thought we were already close?

That was before, but not an ymore!

Yes.

You mon ster!

Mon ster!

Monster! Monster! Monster!

Monster!

Mon ster!

Oh, you're so ugly!
But you act like some stud!

- You monster!
- Come here! Come here!

Come here! Hey!

What's going on?

- Monster!
- Come back here! Come back here!

Got you!

- Ouch! Ouch!
- You're slick, aren't you?

- Watch it! Don't ruin my hairdo!
- What did he do?

- Nothing, boss. Nothing.
- He's a monster! A monster!

- Of course l'm not!
- What monster?

That monster peeped at my wife!
She got traumatized so now she's crying!

ls that so?

Oh, you shameless monster!

So you're peeping
at another man's helpless wife?

- Gerry, Take him to the community hall.
- Victor?

You monster!

- Monster!
- That's what you deserve!

Thank you, Victor!

That's okay.
lt's nothing. lt's nothing.

Thank you so much, Victor.

Just remember that...

you can approach me if you ever need
money, umbrella, and a mosquito net.

No problem.

Thank you, Mr. Singh.

Stop crying, ma'am.
As long as l'm here...

- l'll give you a discount.
- l thought you'll give it for free.

Well, you know my motto.
Business first.

- Okay, okay.
- Those g*ons...

Hey, here's another monster!
Come here, you monster!

Ouch!

- Let my wife go!
- What's wrong?

And you!

You're already being molested by this
horse but you're still okay with it!

Come here!

Unbelievable.
Your style's good, Tom.

Good evening. For you, ma'am.

Oh, what is that again?

No, it's really okay.
You can keep it.

Sit there.

Ouch.

Sorry, sir.

This is delicious.
Wait. l'll open it, okay?

Smells good.

- Can l have one?
- That's really yours.

ls it good?

- Hi.
- Hello.

What's that?

Oh, just something for Madam.

- Let me see.
- This is delicious.

Try it.

- Give Madam one.
- Okay.

- Here, ma'am.
- lt's delicious!

lt's delicious!

lt's delicious!

lt's delicious!

This is unbelievable.
You upstaged my chocolates.

You two are good.
What's in the sandwich?

- Liver spread!
- Liver spread!

- Just liver spread?
- Yes.

Just liver spread?
That's not just some liver spread.

That's special.

Really?

- Yes. lt is Dely's.
- What Dely's.

- Dely's Atay-atayan.
- Liver spread.

Hey, thanks to both of you.

lt's no problem, Victor. Right?

We'll do an ything as long as
it's for you, Victor!

Think positive.

Now l've only got one problem.

What?

You two. You're so pesky...
and my daughters.

ls that really a problem?
Just tell them.

Your Daddy's a reall y nice man,
you know.

He takes after me.

What are you watching?

Okay Ka Fairy Ko, Daddy.

Enteng Kabisote's family
is really funn y, Daddy.

She's right.

lt's really nice
to have a complete family, right?

Of course... Daddy.

That's wh y we already miss Mommy.

Just in case... let's say
Daddy finds a girl he likes...

is it okay for you
to have a new mommy?

For me...

yes.

- Yes?
- Yes.

As for me...

it's not okay.

Remember our family motto, Daddy.

When one says no, it means
it's not okay with all of us!

Right, that's what l said.
lt's not okay with us.

- The kids are so cute, aren't they?
- My daughters are cuter than them.

And if ever,
our kids would be even cuter.

- You're so funn y.
- Ouch!

- Hey! What's wrong with you?!
- Sorry, sorry.

- Wh y did you push us?
- No, l'm sorry. l'm sorry.

Wh y, so you think we're small, huh?!

No, l just think you're ugly.

Oh l mean, l didn't intend to push you.
l'm really sorry.

Okay, fine,
we'll accept your apology...

but your chick should kiss
the three of us first.

That's a good idea.

Wait, wait, wait.
l don't think that's right.

Victor... Don't fight back, Victor.

No, let me handle this.
Stay behind me.

So are you going to let us
kiss your chick...

or are we going to beat you up?!

What about if l beat you boys up?!

Us?!

Yes!

- Aren't you scared of our muscles?!
- Be scared!

Wh y, aren't you scared
of my muscles too?!

What?

Muscle?

See that?

And this?

And this is the k*ller!

What?!

- Attack him!
- Attack!

A mon ster!

Hey, come back here!

Mon ster!

See, darling?

They got scared of my muscles!

Really, you have muscles?

What? Well, l had muscles earlier.

- Let's go there.
- Okay.

Victor...

would you still love your girlfriend
if you find out that she's a monster?

Like what monster?

A monster.

As in an evil phantom
or a manananggal.

lt doesn't matter what she is.

lf l love her l will love her
for the rest of my life.

Really?

So that means you'll still love me even
if you find out that l'm a monster?

Well, that's wh y l enchanted you.
Joke.

l'm not joking.

l'm really a monster.

Okay, fine.

lf you're a monster then so be it.
But prove to me that you are one.

Okay.

But promise me that
this will stay as a secret between us.

Yes, l promise.

Hurry! Quick!

What happened? What happened?

- Look over there!
- There she is! There she is!

- Do you believe me now?
- No!

There they are!

So? Do you believe that l'm a monster?

We also transform
when we are at our strongest.

Now, do you still love me?

l don't know.

Monster! Monster!

Victor! Take me with you, Victor!

l'm going home, darling.
Let's go home. l love you.

Monster! Monster!

What's happening to you?

Oh, a horse!

What's happening to you?

l had a nightmare.

Fine, so you had a nightmare.
But wh y do you have to claw my face?

So what did you dream about?

Eliza.

Eliza, l really love you
no matter what you are.

Really, Victor?

Yes.

lf it's true then kiss me.

Hey, what are you doing?!

Well, if you love her
then wh y don't you marry her?

l want to.

The problem is my kids.
They don't want me to get married.

So the problem is your kids?

l have an idea!

So that you won't have an y problem
with the kids and Eliza...

- l'll just marry Eliza myself!
- Hey, that's a good...

Ouch! That was just a suggestion.

- Just go back to sleep.
- Ouch!

Hey, l was just making
a suggestion, you know.

Grandpa, do you know
what Daddy's problem is?

What can we do to make him
happy again, Grandpa?

Okay, l'll tell you.

But you have to promise that
you'll help me solve his problem.

- We promise, Grandpa.
- We promise, Grandpa.

Your Daddy is in love.

And he'll only be happy again if...

if you say yes to having a new mommy.

- But, Grandpa...
- Hey, you promised.

Well, who's the lucky girl?

lt's Banong's niece, Eliza.

- Eliza?!
- Eliza?!

- Daddy!
- Daddy!

Angel and l have something to tell you.

What is it?

Say it.

Say it.

We're now okay with the idea
of having a new mommy.

- Really?
- Yes, Daddy.

With one condition.

What condition?

- Her name has to be Eliza.
- Her name has to be Eliza.

- You know her?
- Yes.

She's not just really beautiful,
but she's also very nice!

And she'll make
a perfect mommy for us!

Eliza.

Eliza, flowers for you.

Thank you.

- Hello.
- Hello.

Hello.

- Are they...
- My daughters, my darling angels.

This is Aileen and Angel.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Eliza, l love you.

l love you even if you are a monster.

Have a seat.

- She asked us to sit down.
- Thanks, ma'am.

Ouch.

Gerry...

Sorry.

We're here to ask
for your daughter's hand...

and to set a date
for the children's wedding.

Eliza already told me.

So where are you planning
to get married?

Well...

lf it were up to me l'd like them
to get married in San Antonio church.

But can't they just have
a civil wedding first?

Wh y?

Well, we don't have the same religion.

Really?

So what's your religion?

l'm fine with a civil wedding.

- ls that okay with you, Victor?
- Okay, okay.

Okay?

Okay.

- Okay, okay.
- Okay.

Then it's settled.

So it's all set.

Wait a minute.
So when's the wedding?

We're planning on the twenty-seventh
because it's a full moon.

What?

Full moon?

The lungs are weak.

l feel lucky during the full moon,
you know.

That's wh y l requested
that date to my son Victor.

ls that so?

So is that okay?

By the power vested in me
by law l now pronounce you...

Victor Lagman and Eliza Santos,
as husband and wife.

Victor, you may now kiss the bride.

Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Toast for Cousin Victor!

Yehey!

Thank you.

Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

Hey, they want us to kiss.

There you go.

One more, one more.

Wait. l have to stop
because l might get drunk.

l still have a battle
to conquer later.

Go on, darling, have another drink.

Hey, she said it's okay! Go on!

Darling's request.

Yehey!

Where are lda and her daughter Eliza?

They haven't been home for days.

Does an ybody know where they are?

Mother Barang, l have a strong feeling
that they escaped from us.

You're correct, sister.

Find them!

And if l find out that they really
tried to escape from us...

l'm going to make them pay!

- Darling.
- Did you push me, darling?

No. Oh, you're so paranoid.
Come on, sit up straight.

- l'm not drunk, okay?
- Okay.

l just had a few drinks so l'm tipsy.

Honeymoon, loving-loving.

Darling, kiss me, kiss me
like you've never kissed me before.

Wait!

l'll help you change
your clothes first, okay?

- Darling...
- Yes?

Your hand feels very slippery.

l've put on some oil, darling.
So l can massage you and sober you up.

l'm just tipsy, okay?

Go ahead and put the oil on me.

And after that we can make love.

Darling, l think your nails
are becoming sharp.

And... ouch!

Did you push me again?

No, darling,
l'm just giving you a massage.

Okay.

l didn't know hard massage
could feel this good.

There, over there.

You got it!

Go on, press harder.

There, you almost got it.
You almost got it.

l f l can make it there,
l'll make it an ywhere.

Mon sters!

- l saw monsters, Piolo!
- Darling, what's wrong?

l saw three monsters by the window.
Hurry!

Wow, it's my favorite bopis!

Have some more.

- Oh, dinuguan.
- Here, Angel.

Help yourselves.

This is great.

So how do you like my cooking,
darling?

What?

ls it delicious?

Yes, it's delicious.

Hey, it's not delicious.

lt lacks flavor, Daddy.

lt's tasteless.

Just add some soy sauce
and fish sauce to give it some flavor.

l could do that.

Come to think of it, it will do us good
to eat this way sometimes.

We'd lessen the risk
of bladder problems.

That's right.

l'm sorry.

That's the way we cook at home.

lt's okay, darling.
Just let me cook later, okay?

l'm already full.

Me too.

Wait, l'll just get the bananas
in the kitchen.

We'll come with you, Grandpa.

ls it good?

lt's delicious.

lt's delicious.

She really likes it.

Yeah, l'm really envious.

- Try it again, darling.
- What?

- ls it delicious?
- Yes.

Just keep on eating.

Mother Barang...

we heard that there are monsters
that attacked...

at Barangay Kusang Loob
an d its nearby communities.

lsn't that where lda's relative lives?

She means Banong.

Ouch, that hurts.

l think your teeth sharpened, darling.

What's that, darling?

Darling?

ls that you?

Mommy? Mommy?

- The kids are here. Hide. Hide.
- Mommy?

Daddy?

Daddy?

- Mommy? Daddy?
- Coming.

Mommy?

Daddy? Daddy?

What is it?

Cakes and ice cream.

But it's not my birthday.

My classmate sent it to us
because it's her birthday.

l see.
Looks good.

Come on,
let's eat it in the dining room.

Let's just eat it here
in your room, Dad.

But we can just...

Let's just eat it here.
Let's go.

- So where's Mommy?
- ln the toilet.

Oh, l mean...
she's at your Grandma lda's house.

Daddy...

Who farted?
Sounds like a small girl's.

Was it you?

l want to take a crap, Daddy.
Can l use your toilet?

Wait a minute! No! Not there!
Wait! Don't go there, Angel!

Ouch!

- Daddy!
- Angel, what is it?!

l'm done, Daddy.

Wash up and then
get out of there.

Success, Daddy.

Did you see an ything?

See what?

l meant your crap...

Daddy, can l use your toilet?

No, no, no.

Just use the toilet in your room.

- Come on, just go to your room now.
- But, Dad...

- You're such a killjoy, Daddy!
- But it's just for a minute, Daddy.

- Go to your room.
- Daddy.

You kids use the toilet too much.

You can come out now, darling.

What did l get myself into?!

Darling, l'm ready.

l think it's my turn
to use the toilet.

Hi, sir. Hello.

- Hello.
- Hi.

So, how did you find out
about the job fair today?

Oh, l just passed away
and see the ads, sir.

Passed away?

Yeah, passed away.

So, when is your interment?

Later this year.

- Oh?
- Yeah.

Kath y.

Sir?

Condolence...
l mean, next applicant.

Yes, sir.

Wow, next applicant.
Sounds good.

Good day.
Good day, sir.

So, how do you want me to call you?

ln my cellphone, sir? 0917...

No, no, no, no.

l mean, your name.

Rufino, sir.

So, how do you want me to address you?

Address, sir?


Brown Gate.

There are four brown gates there...

but our house is the one
right across the store.

Kath y.

Sir?

- Take him to the brown gate.
- Brown gate?

l'm sorry, sir.

Sit down.

So, tell me something
about yourselves.

Well, sir...

Wh y?

What's wrong?!

You're screaming
as if you just saw a monster.

There's a monster!

A monster!

They said there's a monster
by your window, Victor.

A monster?

- But l don't see an y.
- So there's none?

What do you think you're doing?!

Darling.

l'm sorry.

lt's okay.

l just miss you so much.

But l miss you more.

Come on, get dressed
so we can go to sleep.

- What?
- No, we're going out on a date.

Darling, don't they have blood?

Just kidding.

There won't be an y warm-up
after this, okay?

lt's straight to jump ball,
straight to the game.

- Promise?
- l really promise.

Come on, hurry up.

Eat quickly.

Michael Jackson.

What about Michael Jackson?

This is it!

Banong.

Who are you?

We're sect members
looking for lda and Eliza.

Are they there?

They haven't been here
for a long time.

Wh y are you looking for them?

Mother Barang has a message for them.

And in case they drop by please
tell them that we're looking for them.

Oh, they're here.

- Hi.
- Hi.

Oh, you didn't have to bother.
Are those for us?

Of course not.
These are for the kids.

Hey, Victor.
Your smile is so wide, huh?!

And it's like your smile is saying
that you've just scored, Victor.

- Score indeed.
- Reall y?

Forty-five points, fifteen rebounds,
and twelve assists.

That's a lot.

And that's just the first half.
Now we're on the second half.

Let's go, Darling.

lda! lda!

l already know, Banong.

Eliza needs to know
that the three sisters are here.

Banong! Banong! Banong!

Ouch! Wh y did you do that?

Did you hear that?

What?

l think someone in the house screamed.

You think so?

Let's find out.

- Mama lda?
- Mister Banong?

- Mama lda?
- Mister Banong!

Mama lda?

Sis!

Your gift for me is really nice.

That means she really likes it.

Uncle Tom!

What's happening?
What's happening?

- Where's Daddy?!
- He just went upstairs.

- Wh y did the kids look so scared?
- Well, they saw us for one.

What?

- Mommy!
- Daddy!

Daddy!

- Mommy!
- Mommy!

What's wrong, dear?

What's wrong?
What happened?

We heard a loud scream
from your house, Mommy...

and then three scary dogs
suddenly came out!

- Wow!
- Wh y?

- Do you see what l'm seeing?
- l can see them clearly.

Hi, l'm Tom.

Gerry is my name, at your service.

l'm scared, Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy!

The monsters are here, Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy, the monsters are here!

Mommy...

But l can't see an ything.

They're there!

Sis...

Hey.

- Here.
- What's that?

Just scatter that all over the house.

- Wh y?
- Just do it.

Garlic, ginger, salt?

Get me some lime too.

What for?

Make me some juice.
l've got a sore throat.

What happened here?

Wh y are my grandchildren crying?

The kids said they saw monsters.

Monsters?

Mommy!

That's what we saw.

Victor, let's find my mother.

Mom? Mom!

Banong! Banong!

Mom?!

Mom?!

Death of your beloved's kin
if you don't come back!

Mom?! Mom?!

My mother's missing, Victor!

Victor!

Eliza!

Death of your beloved's kin
if you don't come back!

Victor, your life is in danger.
And the kids too!

Go back to the kids.
l'll handle this.

Get up and drink your milk first,
my dears.

Come on, get up now.
Up, darling children.

Grandma! Grandma!

Get some garlic, salt, and ginger!

Hurry!

Grandma!

- Grandma, the door!
- Grandma, the door!

Grandma! Grandma!

Grandma!

Grandma!

Grandma!

Grandma!

Monsters!
The kids!

Hey, get down from there
and face me instead!

Alpha, Keka!

- Let me handle this, Victor!
- She took my joke seriously!

The kids, Victor!

Monsters!

Run, Victor!

Salt!

- Daddy! Daddy!
- Daddy! Daddy!

Give me some!

Daddy!

Daddy!

Daddy!

Close the door!
Don't go out!

l'll rescue you, darling!

Sorry, Darling.

Keka!

Darling.

Hey, you're all salty.

l'm scared for my mother,
and for your safety as well.

l need to go back.

l'll come with you.

No, they'll just k*ll you.

l'm ready.
l won't let you go there alone.

Mother.

What happened?

We k*lled lda and Banong.

That's good.

Where are Alpha and Keka?

Eliza and her husband k*lled them.

Get ready!

Tell the whole sect that we're going
to attack during the full moon!

l already knew what they were
the first time l met them.

But l could feel
and see their desire to be good...

and that's wh y l didn't tell you.

Dad, how did you...

Do, l think it's time for you
to divulge the secret to Victor.

Your grandparents
are just like them, son...

and they passed on the curse to us.

But before l married your mother
l was able to fight off the curse...

and start worshipping God
with the help of Father Anton.

Do you mean that l'm partly
a monster too, Dad?

l'm already here.
Where are you?

Oh my dog!

Where are you, Victor?!

Victor! Victor!

What's wrong?

There's a huge dog that leapt
from your window.

Have you been taking drugs again?

No.

Eliza?

Eliza?

That dog must have been Eliza, Dad.

Eliza's a dog?

l think you're the one
who's taking drugs, Victor.

Shut up, Tom.

She needs my help.

l'll follow her.

Victor, first you'll need
the priest's blessing...

and some weapons to use
against the monsters.

May the Lord bless and guide you...

in your battle
against the forces of evil.

And l hope you can bring her to me.

All the weapons are in here!

Thanks, Mister Pekweng!

Don't call me Pekweng.

- Just call me Pek.
- Pek?

- Pek.
- Pek?

Pek.

First is this weapon!

lt's the mouth of the swordfish
that's been blessed.

lt's an effective weapon
against all evil creatures...

especially monsters!

ls that really effective, Mister Pek?

You're asking me if it's effective?
Wh y don't you try it?

Wh y don't you try it
on those two monsters you're with?!

No, please.

They're not monsters, sir.
They just look like monsters.

That's right, sir.

l'm sorry.

Secon d is the blessed tail
of a stingray.

lt can effectively exterminate
all kinds of monsters!

Take good care of that.

An d third is the blessed
bow an d arrow...

which is an effective weapon
against flying monsters!

Fourth is the holy water,
and if you apply it on your skin...

the monsters won't be able
to sniff you out.

And of course,
the g*n with the blessed b*llet...

l guess you know how to use this?

- Yes, sir.
- You might use this to stab them.

- No, sir.
- This is a g*n.

Well, it's better
to be clear about it.

An d this is the blessed stone.

lf you swallow this you'll be invisible
to the monsters for five minutes.

Just five minutes?
There's an expiration period?

That's the trend these days.
Everything has an expiration period.

Times are hard.

And l just wanted
to give you a warning.

Don't look and stare straight
into the eyes of the monsters.

Wh y, Mister Pek?

Because most of these monsters
have sore eyes!

Just a precaution.
You never know.

By the way, before l forget,
l'm going to let you use my coaster.

Wow, you also have a coaster?
Thanks, Mister Pek.

That's normal now.
Everything comes in a package.

Let me bless you.

On the day we attack
l'm going to give a reward...

to whoever can bring Eliza
and her friends to me first.

Wait!

l'm already here, Barang.

l'm ready to die just to find out
what you did to my mother.

And you shouldn't drag
my beloved in this.

You're not in the position
to boss me around, Eliza.

Your mother is dead
and l will also k*ll you!

Let me!
Let me k*ll her, Mother Barang!

No!

This isn't the right time yet!

We're going to sacrifice her
to our god.

You still have one more chance
to save yourself, Eliza.

Just love me
and l'll take care of mother.

Just k*ll me!

Let's hide.

l think they can smell us.

Get the water.

He's asking for the water.

Wh y are you drinking it?

Well, l'm thirsty.

You're always thirsty.

How should we use it?

- Apply it on your body.
- Put some on.

So...

are they still there?

- They're gone?
- They're gone?

They already left.

- So this Mister Pek's for real.
- Yes.

- Wait, wait.
- What?

Where's the stone?

The stone? l didn't snort it.
l'm done with that.

l didn't mean that.
l meant the blessed stone...

- ...the blinder.
- The one that's been blessed?

lt's not with me.

lt's not with me.

That means l have it.

- Listen to me carefully, okay?
- Okay.

The effect will only
last for five minutes.

- Five minutes?
- That's good enough.

- So it means that after five minutes...
- We're going home?

- We'll split?
- Yes... no!

- Then what?
- You two will follow me.

- We'll follow you?
- We'll follow you?

Yes.

- Victor.
- Okay, this is it.

- Victor?
- Victor?

Victor?

- After five minutes...
- Five minutes.

- we're going to follow, okay?
- Okay.

- Where's your watch?
- l had it pawned.

- Don't you have a watch?
- l don't.

- So what are we going to do?
- Let's start counting.

Hi.

Darling, is that you?

Yes, it's me.

- Count? Okay.
- One thousand one...

- one thousand two.
- one thousand two.

- One thousand seven. One thousand eight.
- Should we count up to a thousand?

How did you become invisible, darling?

Thanks to Mister Pekweng.

One thousand eighty,
one thousand eighty...

what's next?

One thousand eighty?
One thousand ninety.

- Stand guard there, okay?
- Okay.

Wait, wh y am l hiding
when l'm invisible?

One thousand thousand.

Darling, do you want me to help you?

How grumpy.
l was just asking, you know.

Excuse me.

Wait, wait.

Wh y?

l can already see you.

- What? l'm no longer invisible?
- Not an ymore.

Hide me. Hide me.

What are you doing?
Let's go.

Vanish in the air!

They're so man y, Tom!

Hey, that hurts!

Because of you l lost Eliza!

Who's Eliza?

l don't know her.
She's just my textmate.

Hey, put me down!
Put me down!

Two!

Tom!

Me again?

Victor!

Bababooom!

Bye, bye, bye!

That was good, Victor!

Great!

Victor!

And he fell down!

Darling!

Darling.

Hey!

l'm really going to hit
the two of you!

Let's go.

Eliza escaped, Mother Barang!

Call all the disciples!

Hail Mary, full of grace,
the Lord is with you.

Blessed are you among women...

an d blessed is the fruit
of your womb Jesus.

- Daddy's here.
- Ol d Simang.

Ol d Simang.

Ol d Simang.

- Mommy, Mommy.
- Mommy.

Mommy, Mommy.

- Where's Papa, Old Simang?
- He's with Porong.

We're going to bring Eliza
to Father Anton.

Okay, okay.

We'll go ahead then.

Let's go.

Look!
There are a lot of dogs behind us.

There are a lot of dogs
behin d us, Victor.

Victor, those are not dogs.
Those are monsters!

What?!

Victor, monsters!

Daddy, hurry!

Beside you, Victor!

We're going to save you!

l'll take care of them!

Daddy!

Bro, someone reported that there's
a coaster full of monsters on its roof.

- Monsters? Do they still exist?
- Yes, monsters?

There it is, bro!

You're right.

Let's go!

Get out of the coaster now!

Aim for the head!

Let's go!

- Don't...
- Aim for the head!

Where should we go, Victor?

Let's go there.

Let's go there.

- Let's go there!
- There!

l'll handle this, Victor.
Just take care of the kids.

Take the kids away, Tom and Gerry!

Darling? Darling?

Daddy!

We need to bring her to Father Anton.

The police are here!

- Kevin.
- Yes, sir?

Where's Father Anton?

He's inside, sir.

- Can you tell him we're here?
- Okay, sir.

Let's go, Eliza.

- Darling...
- Let's go.

Victor, please,
l don't want to go there.

- Mommy.
- Don't be scared.

- Mommy! Mommy.
- l'm going to get hurt.

Victor and his family are here,
Father Anton.

Get my stuff, Kevin.

Yes, Father.

- No, Victor!
- God will not abandon you!

Saint Michael the Archangel...

please defend us against the devil
and the spirits...

Help me!

Help us, we who were created
by God the Father in His image...

an d saved by his onl y Son...

- from being ravaged by demons.
- Help me!

Don't be scared!

Whatever evil spirit you are...

get out of Eliza's body!

And now in the name of God,
leave Eliza's body!

Eliza, hold this cross.

Embrace God, Eliza!

Embrace him!

Go on, Eliza!

He's going to forgive you, Eliza!

Embrace him into your life!

God loves you, Eliza!

Embrace him into your life!

He loves you, Eliza!

Get out of here!

Get out of God's temple!

Eliza.

Mommy.

Darling...

Darling.

Thank you so much, Father.

Let's go.

Thanks so much.

No problem, sir.

Bye, sir.

Eliza's fine now, Tom and Gerry.

Let's go.

Watch out for the next installment!