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01x02 - Haunted nights

Episode transcripts for the TV show, "Boys". Aired: August 14, 2022.*
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A Danish group of guys sing in a church choir on Sunday but indulge in God's forbidden pleasures every other day.

01x02 - Haunted nights

Post by bunniefuu »

Leo!

Focus!

-Leo, what the f*ck are you doing?
-f*ck her.

Yeah, f*ck her,
but there's no time for that stuff.

You're a million miles away.
Come on!

BOYS

Listen, if Rolf finds out that his
f*cking daft younger brother

pulled a g*n here,
in Mikael Hjorth's home,

-he'll crap his pants, man!
-He'll crap his pants!

No, believe me.
Honestly, nothing's gonna happen.

-You know a lot all of a sudden.
-Just relax.

Remember there's a reason
he's in jail.

Sure, but I mean, just relax...

-Hey, guys.
-Good morning, dude.

Hey, Niko.

Hi. Who are you cooking lunch for?

Mr. Hjorth, Emily, and you.

He's not coming home
till tomorrow.

Yes, his meeting is cancelled.

Hasn't he told you?

No.

-When will he arrive?
-Anytime.

Boys, I think you'd better get lost.

What about the food?

-Sorry.
-No...

Leave, boys. I mean it. Scram!

Bye.

-Why haven't you guys left yet?
-He couldn't find his shoes.

I thought one of your dogs
had snatched them...

Come on, boys. Get going.

Sit! Sit. You're so good,
you're so good.

Shakin, come here!

Do you want to stay and eat, boys?

Come here. Sit, sit!

-We were just leaving.
-Well, you're here now, right?

-Okay, sure.
-Yes. That's settled then.

-Come here, come here!
-Great.

I really missed you two!

Swell, boys.

-Welcome home, Mr. Hjorth.
-Thank you, Anoung. How are you?

-Great. Did you have a nice trip?
-Yes, thank you.

The lunch is almost ready. I made
some noodles and vegetables...

Why don't you take
the rest of the day off?

And tell Eileen that
she can go as well.

Thank you.
I will tell Eileen that.

-You're welcome.
-So bye, Emily.

Bye.

I really don't feel like
eating more of that Thai food.

No, I just don't either.

Nikolaj, call Jacques and ask him
if he can make lunch for five

and have it delivered to us.

Sure.

Was it a good party, boys? Did
you give Lasse a proper send-off?

Sure. It was good.

That sounds good. Glad to hear it.

Jacques is not picking up.

-He's not picking up?
-No.

Well... I can make something.

Oh, really? You don't mean
French hot dogs, do you?

-No.
-Nah, maybe we should...

Can... Can I check the fridge?

Go ahead.

Maybe I can give Marianne
a quick call...

Let's see what
Daniel comes up with first.

How about I prepare the finest
coq au vin in the world?

-The finest in the world no less?
-Mm.

-Okay, how long does that take?
-About an hour.

-An hour?
-Yes.

Well, fine. That's settled then.

See you guys in an hour for
the finest coq au vin in the world.

Yay! See you, boys!

What the hell was she thinking?

I wonder if I should
postpone breaking it.

No. Crazy!
She still has that boyfriend?

I can meet Kasper this weekend.
Of course. They're dating.

-How big was it?
-Oh, shut up.

It was middle-sized. But I was
f*cking stoned. Shut up, man!

He was all right, man.

At least he didn't have chlamydia,
right?

Are you sure?
They do call him Chlamydia Kasper.

Zip it. It's better
than f*cking herpes.

Hey, Leo, do you want to join me
for some manicure?

No, I... don't feel like having
a manicure.

But you sort of need it!

-No, I don't want a manicure.
-Ah, okay.

Well, are you busy or what?

I'm not busy. I'm just...
I'm just tired.

What's up? Didn't you sleep well
or what? We just won!

Sure. I didn't sleep all that well.

But, I mean...
Leo, we do understand.

I mean, if you're fit, and it's
obvious that if you feel down...

When were you home?

Mm, I slept here.

I hurried back home yesterday
after the match.

That was... what we'd agreed.

Yes, but I apologise. I was all...

What did you guys do?

Hello! What did you guys do?

It was just...

just partying.

Are you okay?

I just feel a bit exhausted
mentally.

Yes.

Well, I was going to...

What are you up do?

I have to do some fixing
on that house,

if I'm to have any hopes
of selling it.

Hmm.

Want to join me?

Hmm.

Actually, I would love to.

Hungry?

I'm f*cking hungry.

What do you want to have?

Fries.

-Wow!
-Well, well.

How was it yesterday?
Did everything go smoothly?

-Yes, it went smoothly. Yes.
-Yes? That's good.

Sit down.

Oh, very delicious.

Daniel, if this tastes as good
as it smells,

you might end up
being right after all.

Mmmm!

Daniel...

This doesn't taste like coq au vin.

Er... What do you mean?

Well, it tastes
ten thousand times better!

How did you make such a simple
regional dish taste this good?

My Mum and stepdad have
a Michelin restaurant in Flensburg,

-so it's their little secret recipe.
-Cool.

Did you use this wine for the food?

-Mm.
-You've got some nerve, huh?

Well, Nikolaj told me I could just
grab one from the basement.

Do you know what
a bottle like this costs?

Eight hundred kroner?

-Well... Add one more zero.
-Oh, sh*t...!

Then... Then it's not so strange
that it tastes this well, huh?

Jesus Christ, man!

Tell you what? If you...

give me the recipe,
we'll call it quits.

It's just that it's a trade secret,

so I don't know if can do that.

Don't get me wrong because I seem
a bit... a bit friendly.

That's the kind of mistake
Nikolaj makes once in a while.

Isn't that right?

What do you mean?

Well, a minute ago,
you lied straight to my face,

in front of your friends and Emily,
when I asked

if everything had gone
smoothly yesterday.

You didn't tell me
that someone pulled a g*n

on my son in my own home.

I was going to.

I just thought
we could have lunch first.

And what about you two?
Why didn't you mention anything?

-I don't know.
-But I do.

Get out of here, both of you.
Right now!

Honey, can I have a moment
in private with Niko?

Thank you.

What the hell... are you thinking?

The last thing we want around here
is the police.

Use your head!

I will.

Leo? Leo!

Hey, Niko. What are you up to?

Can I join you?

Okay, cool. Bye.

I'm going to meet Niko
and the other boys at Paloma.

Okay.

No way. You don't know her.

No! Niko, dude! f*ck!
What are you doing?

-Hey! Come on down!
-That's f*cking nasty!

I've called and texted you
all night.

I find it very uncomfortable
when you don't reply at all.

It makes me so terrified that
something has happened to you.

Were you hanging out
with Nikolaj and the boys or what?

Lasse...

I don't know what's going on
in your mind right now at all.

I feel like I don't know you.

Hi.

What's up? Who are you out with?

I'm out with you guys. Niko told me
to come here. Where is he?

-That's Robin, man!
-What's up?

-Well, I just told him that...
-Get another bottle.

I need to talk to Robin.

-Er...
-I guess it's all right.

Come! We're going this way.

Dude, it's f*cking awesome
that you could join us.

-What... What are we doing?
-I just wanted some grub.

And I thought it'd be cool
to thank you for last time.

When you had my back.

These are very good.

-What's up?
-Hey.

-That's Pierre's little sister.
-Hi.

-Hi.
-Hello, my friend.

Monsieur. This is my friend,
Robin.

-Hey.
-What can I do for you today?

I think we would like a 33B
with extra salt.

-Robin are you hungry?
-No.

By the way, I was sorry
to hear about your dad.

Don't be.
We weren't particularly close.

It's different with you.

You were best friends
with the boy who drowned, right?

Yes.

The story was
that he committed suicide, right?

Yes...

Lasse was often down.

I just wish he'd talked to me or...
some of the others in the lodge.

-Or Leo.
-As in Leo, Leo?

Yes. They were dating.

-You didn't know that?
-No.

I haven't seen her since we were 13.

-Okay. Cheers.
-Cheers.

Hey, say hi to your dad for me,
would you?

Yeah. Definitely.

Come in here.

-Lock the door.
-What are you doing?

This is the cleanest stuff in town.

Roll it up, will you?

Is it your dad's import?

Er, no.

If you need a job... You know, he
always needs staff at the warehouse.

I can mention it to him.

No thanks.

-Are you sure?
-Yes, I'm sure.

I thought you were the kind of type
who did that.

Those juiced arms and big tattoos.

There's no juice in these arms.
It's hard work, my friend.

Damn, man. And I thought
it would be an awesome surprise.

What can I do to pay you back, then?

Well, how about...

How about that lodge?
Could I join it?

How about joining us
in the church later?

Sure.

Why can't we talk about it?

You have my cigs!

Hey.

No thanks.

Give me one, then.

-Do you want a lighter?
-No.

I've got my own.

What was that about?

It's just my friend.
She's not up to much these days.

I'd just gotten her out with me,
and then she left right away.

Why did she do that?

I don't know.

Did you hear about that boy...
they found in the lakes?

Sure. Er, I heard about him.

We were at the same bar with him
that night. Right here.

And... She just finds it
very creepy.

She goes completely weird
every time I ask her about it.

And every time anyone mentions it.

Thanks for the cig.

Er, what's her name?

That's none of your business!

Leo, check out this photo.

I think she knows something.
Find out what the f*ck it is.

Come, come, come, come, come!
Come on!

Get going!

No!

-We're going to the church!
-Are we?

-Yes, we're going to the church!
-We're going to the church now?

Totally. Come on, we're going
to the church. Join us, damn it!

-Is it time for church now?
-Yes!

f*ck off. sh*t, man!

Dear brothers.

Beware of the secrets
you're keeping from each other.

What I say to you in the darkness,
you must utter in the light.

And what I whisper in your ear,
you must preach from the rooftops.

I don't know what Lasse kept from us
that led him down such a dark path.

But had he trusted us
and shared it with us,

we could've helped him.

There's no room for secrets
between brothers.

Only trust and love.

The truth will set you free.